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April 10, 2026
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"Tracy Reiner - Department Store Clerk"
"Marc Shaiman - Pianist"
"Garry Marshall - Audition Director"
"Hector Elizondo - Judge"
"Scott Marshall - Car Rental Agent"
"Barbara Marshall - I.C. U. Nurse #2"
"Kathleen Marshall - Delivery Room Nurse #1"
"Joe Grifasi - Otto Titsling"
"Jenifer Lewis - Diva"
"Marcie Leeds - 11 year old Hillary"
"Mayim Bialik - 11 year old C.C."
"Grace Johnston - Victoria Whitney"
"Lainie Kazan - Leona Bloom"
"James Read - Michael Essex"
"Spalding Gray - Dr. Richard Milstein"
"John Heard - John Pierce"
"Barbara Hershey - Hillary Whitney"
"Bette Midler - Cecilia Carol "C.C." Bloom"
"It really was some kind of paradise"
"It's the experience that matters"
"Paradise Found - Innocence Lost"
"Somewhere on this planet it must exist."
"Innocence never lasts forever."
"Paradise has its price"
"And your talent, this incredible talent! I can't even yodel!"
"I'm not stubborn, I'm.....right!"
"Are you ready for your radar, dear?"
"I wasn't comfortable in the medium, y'know? So I broke the director's jaw."
"Look at this place. It looks like a flamingo threw up in here!"
"(To a film director) You've had your head in that frigging monitor the whole time - you haven't said anything about character or motivation. You could be watching a Laker game in there, for all I know!"
"But enough about me. What about you? What do you think of me?"
"(To her dog) Get back, you brain damaged bag of bones, or I'll have you gassed!"
"(After slapping John's face on her wedding day) This is the happiest day of my life. I don't ever want you to forget it!"
"Sexual attraction has nothing to do with character. Unless you're Eleanor Roosevelt."
"He hates my hair!"
"Harry, you're an angel. If your mother hadn't been such a bitch, we could've shared something important."
"What the hell is this - a piano bar or a Nazi work camp?"
"If you call me "Bugs", you're dead."
"(At 11 years of age) Leona, you've gotta stop - you're ruining my career!"
"Frank Welker as Gunner (voice)"
"Kelly Ripa as Herself"
"Regis Philbin as Himself"
"Dax Shepard as a member of the camera crew"
"Jared Padalecki as an unnamed bully"
"Cody Linley as Quinn"
"Tiffany Dupont as Beth"
"Ashton Kutcher as Hank"
"Richard Jenkins as Shake McGuire"
"Steven Anthony Lawrence as Dylan Shenk"
"Alan Ruck as Bill Shenk"