2748 quotes found
"“THE LAUNCHER MAKES A RISIBLE SHOW OF YOU POKEY!!!!!!!!!!” --Small Child, “Pity on the Flightless”"
"Kestrel: ...soooo the contents of my uterus are inversely proportional to my sanity. Good to know."
"Kestrel: I'm glad the lessons at Lady Weatherby's Charm School of Shut the Fuck Up are paying off."
"White Mage: You are simply a horrible little monster and I pray for your quick and merciful death."
"Marten: Heh. I like how you're talking about kicking people's asses while making punching motions."
"Hannelore: My favorite part was when you took on those four guys at once! And then that giant dog!"
"Hannelore: It took years of therapy before I could look up at night without having a panic attack."
"Lt. Potter: Let's get outta here before they start trying to arm-wrestle the hunter-killer droids."
"Bubbles: My olfactory sensors are calibrated for the detection of chemical and biological weapons."
"May: Aw, we're friends? I thought you were just puttin' up with me 'cuz Dale is boinking Marigold!"
"Brun: Do you need someone to kill your father? I know how to make it look like a harpoon accident."
"May: Dammit Basilisk, this is a real apology, not a "please don't tell my parole officer" apology."
"Renee: You know, if you found a new apartment, you wouldn't have to beg me for laundry privileges."
"Winslow: You did unspeakable things to a human man using a watermelon. You have no right to judge."
"Lemon: First of all, we need to get her away from the creepy, invasive customer tracking software."