"(during Fan-Service storyline) Mr. O.M.A.: My ladies are going to bare as much as possible without going nude. You won't see any idiot dresses here...'Cept for the one Greg's wearing. Mr. O.S.A.: Dammit, this is a mage's robe!!!! Mr. O.M.A.: Suuuure it is.[...] Mr. O.S.A.: You better stop making fun of me! I've got a mage's staff and I know how to use it. Mr. O.M.A.: Ahh, that's just an oversized pen and you know it. Mr. O.S.A.: They're not supposed to know that!!!!! Mr. O.M.A.: They do noooow...."
January 1, 1970
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