GameCube video games

"This is the first time I've ever used my power to help someone. Strange... Such a nostalgic feeling..."

"I see that you enjoy Nintendo games. So, you like adventure games? You seem to like The Legend of Zelda, don’t you? You like action games? You’ve been playing Super Mario Sunshine, haven’t you? Oh, so you’ve played Super Smash Bros. Melee before. You have not saved very often."

"Faith in money will lead you nowhere, Saddler."

"I'm sure you boys didn't just tag along so we could sing "Kumbaya" together at some Boy Scout bonfire. But then again, maybe you did."

"It's Leon. Sorry I couldn't get in touch in sooner, but I was a...bit tied up."

"[after all the Ganados leave to go to the church] Pfft...where's everyone going? Bingo?"

"[after almost falling to his death] Won't fall for this old trick."

"[to Ashley] I knew you'd be fine if you landed on your butt."

"Monsters. Guess after this, there'll be one less to worry about."

"[when Salazar says that his "right hand", the Verdugo, is coming after him] You're right hand comes off? (the subtitles incorrectly use "you're" instead of "your")"

"[after hearing that Krauser used Ashley to gain Saddler's trust] You got her involved just for that?!"

"[after being pressed a gun to his back by Ada Wong] Sorry, but following a lady's lead just isn't my style."

"Better try a new trick, 'cause that one's gettin' old."

"Don't worry, Ashley! I'm comin' for ya!"

"No thanks, bro!"

"Now that's what I call backup."

"MIIIIIIIIIIKKKKEE! (shortly after) I'll make sure you're the next to go, Saddler."

"[if Ashley dies] Ohhh no..."

"[when Leon asks a Ganado whether he has seen Ashley or not] I was wondering if you might recognize the girl in this photograph."

"[Upon seeing the dog whilst fighting El Gigante] Hey, it's that dog."

"Saddler, you're small time!"

"Thanks! That should keep me company cuz boredom kills me!"

"Talk about near-death experience."

"Leooon! Heeelp!"

"Leave it to me, Leon!"

"Are you OK, Leon?"

"Hey! What are you looking at?!"

"Ah! You pervert!"

"[when Leon catches her after she jumps down a ladder or ledge] Nnyegh!"

"Ay ay ay! Crawl out of one hole... into another."

"[said as a bottle cap and during the defense in the cabin] Did you send out those invitations? I told you- no more than fifty people!"

"[said when Leon rips the tape off of his mouth after finding him] Aaah...! A little rough, don't you think?"

"Okay... it's game time!"

"[said when Leon asks him how did he learn about Ashley] Psychic powers..."

"Okay...I have only one very important question... You got a smoke?"

"[commenting upon Ashley's figure] Well... I see that the President equipped his daughter... with ballistics, too."

"[to Ada Wong] Hey, señorita! Got a light? And some smokes to go with it to make my day?"

"The sample... Saddler's got it... You have to get it back...! [dies]."

"[Upon shooting him three times] Adios,Leon. [Then shoots Leon]"

"[Upon Leon being hit by the villagers] Leon, you okay?"

"Don't you know no one dies without a cause? You will satisfy the stomachs of my cute pets!"

"[in response to Leon surviving his trap] So, maybe you have nine lives... But it doesn't matter now, Mr. Kennedy! I have sent my right hand to dispose of you."

"Say whatever you please...DIE, YOU WORM--!"

"Hmm... Where is the satisfying sound of one's impalement?"

"[in response to Leon giving him the sound of a loud gun blast] How dare you! No more games! Kill him! Kill!"

"[in response to Leon saying "Salazar! How'd you--?"] We've jacked the line."

"Sagacious as I am, even I get lost here some times. Even if it takes you your whole life, you'll never get out."

"[in response to Leon's comment on his actions being based on terrorism] Isn't that a popular word these days?"

"Ah, the audacity of youth!"

"Soon, you will become unable to resist this... intoxicating power."

"If you must know, my name is Osmund Saddler, the master of this fine... "religious" community."

"It seems Salazar's having difficulties taming the American pig. Salazar had his chance. Krauser, go get the girl! Oh... and dispose of this swine while you're at it."

"The "American prevailing" is a cliché that only happens in your Hollywood movies. Oh, Mr. Kennedy, you entertain me! To show you my appreciation, I will help you awaken from your world of clichés."

"You'll soon harbor an awesome power... but it seems you would rather choose death."

"Good Leon!"

"Now that's what I'm talking about!"

"Enough talk. Die, comrade!"

"Run, Leon! Run!"

"It's been a long time, comrade."

"You catch on quick, as expected. After all, you and I both know where we come from."

"[Referring to Ada] Well, if it isn't the bitch in the red dress."

"Just so we understand each other clearly: I don't trust you, nor does Wesker. If you try to do anything clever, I will kill you."

"You may be able to prolong your life, but it's not like you can escape your inevitable death, is it?"

"[after transforming his arm] Witness the power!!"

"I died in a crash, two years ago. Is that what they told you?"

"To bring order and balance to this insane world of ours."

"All for Umbrella's sake... Almost let it slip. Enough talk. Die, comrade!"

"Prepare for your death, Leon!"

"Like you, I'm American."

"What is it that you fight for, comrade?"

"Over here, stranger!"

"Got some rare things on sale, stranger!"

"Got somethin' that might interest ya."

"What're ya buyin'?"

"What're ya sellin'?"

"Not enough cash, stranger."

"Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger."

"[When prompted to sell an item whose worth is greater than or equal to 10.000 pesetas] Ah, I'll buy it at a high price."

"Is that all, stranger?"

"Hehehehe, thank you."

"[When there's not enough cash to buy the selected item] Not enough cash! Stranger."

"[When prompted to buy the Hand Cannon] Stranger, ha ha, what do ya need that for, goin' huntin' an elephant?"

"[Chicago Typewriter] Stranger, stranger! Now THAT's a weapon!"

"[When prompted to buy the Broken Butterfly magnum revolver] I see you have an eye for things, guns's not just about shootin', it's about reloadin'. You'll know what I'm talkin' about."

"[When prompted to buy the Matilda] Ah, an awesome choice stranger! It has a 3-round rapid fire capability, although it uses up ammo rather quickly."

"[When prompted to buy the Red9 Mauser C96] Ah, the choice of an avid gun collector! It's a nice gun, stranger."

"[When prompted to buy the Mine Thrower] Not only will you need cash, but you'll need guts to buy THAT weapon."

"Come back anytime."

"[If you kill him] Pwaaahhhhhaahhh! OOohhh. Aghh!"

"[Infinite or normal Rocket Launcher] Stranger, stranger, now that's a weapon."

"[Purchasing the punisher] A wise choice mate. Its ammo will penetrate just about anything."

"Various Ganados: ¡No dejes que se escape! (Don't let him escape!)."

"Various Ganados: ¡Detrás de tí, imbécil! (Behind you, you imbecile!)."

"Various Ganados: ¡Dale! (Hit him!)."

"Don José: ¿Qué carajos estás haciendo aquí? ¡Lárgate, cabrón! (What the hell are you doing in here? Get out, you bastard!)."

"Don Esteban: ¡Un forastero! (An outsider!)."

"Don Diego: ¡Basta, hijo de puta! (Enough, you son of a bitch!)."

"Mike: Name's Mike. You looking for firepower, you've come to the right place"

"Mike: Sorry, bad traffic. I'll cover ya"

"Mike: Oooooh yeah, got them scumbags!"

"Mike: Hey, yeah, I know a good bar!"

"Resident Evil... reinvented."

"Paul Mercier: Leon Kennedy,Merchant"

"Carolyn Lawrence: Ashley Graham"

"Rino Romano: Luis Sera"

"Rene Mujica: Ramon Salazar"

"Michael Gough: Osmund Saddler"

"Sally Cahill: Ada Wong"

"Salli Saffioti: Ingrid Hunnigan"

"Jim Ward: Jack Krauser"

"Jesse Corti: Bitores Mendez"

"Richard Waugh: Albert Wesker"

"Can I offer you a lift? (Bond, level 1)"

"Sorry, we forgot to make a reservation. (Bond level 3)"

"Anything can be penetrated with the proper tool. (Bond, level 6)"

"I'd give that dive a 'three', actually. (Bond on level 2. If the player shoots a particular guard in the head without being noticed, he falls backwards into a frozen pool)"

"Sorry to drop in like this, but would you ladies mind giving me a ride? (When Bond parachutes off the top of Phoenix International, level 6, and lands on a car belonging to two Japanese girls)"

""Q", your confidence is overwhelming. (Bond; PC, Level 4)"

"[after killing Drake] Try rising from 'those' ashes."

"I don't recall getting much rest at all James. (Zoe, level 3)"

"James, they're on us. (Alura, level 10)"

"Feed it to the dragon. (Mayhew, level 5)"

"[after picking up Bond] Welcome aboard, 007."

"If this security breach leads back to Japan, it's your head Mayhew! (Drake in level 2)"

"I'd ask you to join us Mr. Bond, but why waste caviar on a man who won't live long enough to enjoy it? (Drake, level 8)"

"It's a shame. I fell quite hard for you, and now it's time you do the same for me. Goodbye, Dominique. Use the helipad, and take care of the body! (Drake, level 8, to his minions after exposing Dominique as a traitor)"

"I'll credit you with persistence Mr. Bond, persistence and failure. (Drake, level 12)"

"Remember that view Mr. Bond, it's the last you'll ever see of earth. (Drake, level 12)"

"The communists, socialists and fascists would be destined to fail in their efforts at globalization. (Drake, level 11)"

"You may have stopped the fire this time Bond, but like the Phoenix, I will rise from the ashes... (Drake as he drifts into space, Level 12)"

"You look exhausted James. What would you say to a little nap? (Kiko before she shoots Bond with a dart gun, level 7)"

"Damn you Bond! (Kiko on level 11)"

"Deploy the red team and take him down! (Rook in level 7)"

"Somehow, he's worked his way into the complex. The Elite Guards 'will' hold the line. I'm going below to cut the power so he can't follow. But if Bond does reach the facility, I'll be sure to thank him for the makeover he gave me. (Rook to a Phoenix Commando, level 11)"

"(ready to battle) Breaking things makes me feel so alive!"

"(wins) If kicking butt is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

"(after being selected) I loves you!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Here comes a demon! [farts, sets opponents on fire, they explode] Tee hee hee!"

"(after finisher move) A: See ya! B: Fore! C: Good-bye!"

"(on fire) Ooh! Ooh! HOT! HOT! But it's a dry heat."

"(mans turret) A: duh, what's this thing do? B: Me smash you! (Evil Laugh) C: Sticks and stones, they break by bones, but I'm gonna use this to BREAK YOURS!"

"(vs. Mandy) Eat it, Ms. Know-It-All!"

"(vs. Grim) I want to be just like you someday, Grim: knocked out! (laughs)"

"(vs. Irwin) Take that, nerdo!"

"(vs. Mogar) I don't need your rules, man!"

"(vs. Eris) Eat dirt, lady!"

"(vs. Nergal) My fist is your friend!"

"(vs. Fred) Kablowie! Teh heh heh!"

"(vs. Hoss) Tee hee hee! Wuss Delgado!"

"(vs. Dracula) Cha-ching! I'm money, baby!"

"(vs. Jack) I hate pumpkins!"

"(vs. Nergal, Jr.) Eat fist, ya' four-eyed freak!"

"(vs. Boogey) Usually when I'm throwin' boogies, it's a whole different thing."

"(vs. Skarr) I'd eat my own face off before I let you win!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Time for you to take some pain!"

"(vs. Chicken) There's no way these chickens are gonna fit in my mouth!"

"(vs. Nergaling) You guys look like my uncle Nergal, only teeny."

"(vs. Clown) Go to your happy place, go to your happy place."

"(vs. Pumpkin) D'oh, wait--these aren't killer tomatoes at all!"

"(vs. Viking) I must crush my enemies, see them tremble before me and hear their lamentations of the women!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) It wasn't planes that killed the beast; it was my farts."

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Ooh! Is there really meat in meteors?"

"(in credits) Destroy us all! (Billy will say it repeatedly until Mandy hits him)"

"(ready to battle) I feel the need. The need for bleed."

"(wins) It's not enough that I succeed. Others must fail!"

"(after being selected) No mercy."

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Must...not...smile! (Mandy smiles, tearing apart the fabric of the universe like in "My Fair Mandy", opponents gets decimated)."

"(on fire) Grrr, I hate being on fire!"

"(mans turret) A: Alright, who wants some of this? B: It's payback time! C: I miss you, but my aim is improving! D: I will end you! E: I will crush all who oppose me!"

"(vs. Billy) Why don't you just paint a bullseye on that nose of yours?"

"(vs. Grim) I beat you at your own game, bonehead!"

"(vs. Irwin) Love hurts, Irwin."

"(vs. Mogar) Anyone who wears more makeup than Mindy deserves to be crushed!"

"(vs. Eris) Get up again and I'll knock out the rest of your teeth."

"(vs. Nergal) Hope you enjoyed your beating, weirdo."

"(vs. Fred) You were asking for it."

"(vs. Hoss) Mr. Delgado, meet my fist!"

"(vs. Dracula) You just sealed your own doom."

"(vs. Jack) The only good pumpkin is a smashed pumpkin!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Does it count as shape-shifting if I beat you to a pulp?"

"(vs. Boogey) I've seen marshmallows scarier than you!"

"(vs. Skarr) Owned!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Be smart! Stay down!"

"(vs. Chicken) These chickens will be boneless by the time I'm done with them!"

"(vs. Nergaling) Ugh, these things are disgusting."

"(vs. Clown) Clowns are funnier when they're crying!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) I hate getting pumpkin goo all over my hands!"

"(vs. Viking) Say hello to the Valkyries for me."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Get out the whipped cream, this is gonna be one big pumpkin pie!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Well, there's something you don't see everyday."

"(ready to battle) I don't like mixing business with pleasure, but I'm really going to enjoy this."

"(wins) Oh, yeah! Who's bad? Grim's bad!"

"(after being selected) Let's reap!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) To me, forces of the Netherealm! Destroy the mortals! (Grim opens a large vortex, sucking his opponents in as he waves good-bye while cackling malevolently)"

"(on fire) Nothing like roasted bones. (weak chuckle)"

"(mans turret) A: Mmm, I love the smell of napalm in the morning. B: Your time has come, mortal! C: I've got a bone to pick with you! D: Ha, this oughta be like shootin' monkeys in a barrel, mon."

"(vs. Billy, laughing) I've wanted to do that for years!"

"(vs. Mandy) Before, I was just a learner, but now I am the master."

"(vs. Irwin) Take that, Billy's ugly friend!"

"(vs. Mogar) Enjoy your dirt nap, Mogar."

"(vs. Eris) That's the last time you turn me down for a date!"

"(vs. Nergal) Eat scythe, Fool! (laughing)"

"(vs. Fred) It's time you learned some manners!"

"(vs. Hoss) The exterminator has become exterminated! (laughing)"

"(vs. Dracula) See you on the other side! (laughing)"

"(vs. Jack) Next time, I'll take more than just your head!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) You forced my hand, Nergal Jr!"

"(vs. Boogey) This is your last scare, Boogey!"

"(vs. Skarr) I have become Death, Shatterer of Worlds!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) You are beaten as bad guy, mon."

"(vs. Chicken) Now I'm the Chicken Reaper too? Oh, I don't get paid enough for this."

"(vs. Nergaling) Someone should really call an exterminator for these things."

"(vs. Clown) It's funny when their heads come off!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Pumpkins. Why did it have to be pumpkins?"

"(vs. Viking) Didn't I already reap you guys once?"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) I'm gonna carve me a pumpkin."

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) A brain-eating meteor from outer space? That's out of my jurisdiction."

"(after a finisher) A:See ya! B:Get out of here!"

"(ready to battle) I'm about ready to unload 6 D-20s of damage on your butt!"

"(after being selected) Totally awesome, yo!"

"(wins) Yeah, dogg! Yo' mama!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown, reading from spellbook) Klaatu barada nikto, yo! (opponents are vaporized)"

"(after finisher move) A: See ya! B: Get out of here! C: Good-bye, yo!"

"(on fire) Hey, Mandy! Do you think I'm hot now?"

"(mans turret) A: Stay on target...stay on target... B: I am Sir Irwin the bold. C: HAVE AT YOU! D: You want a piece of this?! E: Bring it, yo! F: I will break you!"

"(vs. Billy) Oops, are you okay, Billy?"

"(vs. Mandy) Oh, Mandy! I'm so sorry! I'm so so sorry!"

"(vs. Grim) I beat the reaper, yo!"

"(vs. Mogar) Fighting adults is wrong. Fun, but wrong."

"(vs. Eris) She started it! I swear!"

"(vs. Nergal) Back to the center of the earth, evil creature!"

"(vs. Fred) Fred Fredburger, no!"

"(vs. Hoss) Maybe you should be my sidekick, Hoss."

"(vs. Dracula) No! I'm allergic to vampires!"

"(vs. Jack) Pumpkins suck!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) I kinda feel bad for that kid."

"(vs. Boogey) Worse thing than the Boogeyman tonight: me!"

"(vs. Skarr) For the horde, yo!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) A belt slap from Grandmama can give more pain than you!"

"(vs. Chicken) Now who's the chicken?"

"(vs. Nergaling) These things are annoying, yo."

"(vs. Clown) Do you think all these guys came in the same car?"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Oh, my gosh! Did I do that?"

"(vs. Viking) Hey, you Vikings, you don't have to get all up in my grill."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Pumpkins don't scare me! (screams)"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Actually, when that thing hit the earth, it was no longer a brain-eating meteor, but it became a brain-eating METEORITE. Science fact, yo."

"(Win with Irwin) Announcer: Irwin... WINS?!"

"(ready to battle) When I'm a-rockin', your head's gonna get a knockin'!"

"(after being selected) I'm gonna rock out with my guitar out!"

"(wins) A: That's what I call a power chord! B: Now that's what I call a power chord!"

"(man’s turret custom): Now this could be used for a opening PYRO!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown;do a guitar solo that the opponent becomes on fire and explodes)"

"(after finisher move) A: Fore! B: See ya! C: Good-bye! D: Good night, Tokyo!"

"(on fire) Hey! Check out the pyrotechnics!"

"(vs. Billy) Tough love, son. tough love."

"(vs. Mandy) It feels good to push little kids around!"

"(vs. Grim) Sorry, Grim, ol' buddy."

"(vs. Irwin) Did I break your glasses yet?"

"(vs. Eris) The prettier they are, the harder they fall!"

"(vs. Nergal) Feel the ringin' in your ears? That's called ROCK!"

"(vs. Fred) That's gonna leave a mark!"

"(vs. Hoss) Get up again, Hoss and I'll use your head for a drum kit!"

"(vs. Dracula) Me rock you like a hurricane!"

"(vs. Jack) I always hated gourds."

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Hasta la poo-poo, Nerdo Jr.!"

"(vs. Boogey) That's what you get for being ugly!"

"(vs. Skarr) Mogar smash!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Say hello to my little friend!"

"(vs. Chicken) Woah, did I do that?"

"(vs. Nergaling) I am Mogar, the Hurtinator!"

"(vs. Clown) I knew I shouldn't have dropped out of clown college."

"(vs. Pumpkin) Raggle Fraggle!"

"(vs. Viking) Open your mighty halls for the god of rock!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) I totally have to get one of those for my stage show!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Hey, space rock, meet EARTH ROCK!! (Battle shriek)"

"(ready to battle) You'll never know what hit you!"

"(after being selected) Like, totally excellent choice."

"(after finisher) A:Fore! B:Good bye! C:See ya!"

"(wins) Thank you all so much. I'd like to thank the academy, my dear old dad, and the forces of anarchy & destruction."

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Roses are red, violets are blue, now I'm going to smash you all! (Eris throws the Apple of Discord twice in the air before throwing it to a long distance. The stick pops out saying, "BOOM!" as the opponents blow up whilst she chuckles)"

"(on fire) This really burns me up!"

"(mans turret) A: Let me give you a lesson in mayhem! B: Can you taste the chaos? C: I'm gonna slap you silly! D: Chaos rules! E: Buckle up, it's gonna be a crazy ride!"

"(vs. Billy/Nergal) I don't even like to touch you to hit you!"

"(vs. Mandy) Now, I am the alpha female! (makes monkey sounds)"

"(vs. Grim) You're too skinny, Grim. You need to work out more."

"(vs. Irwin) Get out of my way, twerp!"

"(vs. Mogar) I'm more of a smooth jazz girl!"

"(vs. Fred) Doo-doo says what?"

"(vs. Hoss) How's that for a good night kiss lover boy?"

"(vs. Dracula) You're so cute when you're losing!"

"(vs. Jack) The only seeds I like are the seeds of destruction."

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Who's your mommy? No, really."

"(vs. Boogey) You're "snot" my type! (laughs)"

"(vs. Skarr) Pow! Right in the kisser!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Pain isn't my flavor, darling!"

"(vs. Chicken) Which came first, the chicken or my fist?"

"(vs. Nergaling) Oh, these little guys are absolutely adorable!"

"(vs. Clown) All the world loves a clown."

"(vs. Pumpkin) Good thing I brought my pumpkin-smashing shoes!"

"(vs. Viking) The boys always did gravitate towards me."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Can the pumpkin take his lumpkins?"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Move over, bacon! Here comes something "meteor"!"

"(ready to battle) We'll have so much friendly fun!"

"(after being selected) Time to share the hurt! (laughs)"

"(wins) All the good things in life must be taken by force!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) You're in for a shocking good time! (Nergal grabs the opponent by his tentacle like appendages and electrifies his opponent in a crimson aura. Suddenly, the opponent explodes as he cackles wickedly)"

"(on fire) I live in lava! I shouldn't have to put up with this!"

"(mans turret) A: Even a loser can operate this thingy! B: Escape? There is no escape! C: Yippee ki yay, dorks!"

"(vs. Billy) How's that for a handshake, nephew? (laughs)"

"(vs. Mandy) I didn't really like you anyway!"

"(vs. Grim) The kids will be my friends now, Grim. (laughs)"

"(vs. Irwin) Who's cool, now, the one who reads the monster manual, or the one inside it?"

"(vs. Mogar) You are terribly hideous!"

"(vs. Eris) Sorry, darling. Aunt Sis is the only woman for me!"

"(vs. Fred) You're too annoying to be anyone's friend!"

"(vs. Hoss) Right back at you, tough guy!"

"(vs. Jack) Pumpkins taste better smashed, wouldn't you agree?"

"(vs. Dracula) You're all bark and no bite, old man!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Sorry, son. Train harder."

"(vs. Boogey) You're not so scary when you're losing, are you?"

"(vs. Skarr) Time to meet your doom, little man."

"(vs. Lord Pain) Rename yourself "Lord Lame". That's a better fit!"

"(vs. Chicken) Oh, Aunt Sis made chicken for lunch!"

"(vs. Clown) I usually don't hurt clowns, it's bad luck."

"(vs. Nergaling) I'm sorry, my little friends, but it's just so fun to smash you!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Aah, enough of the pumpkins. New enemies, please!"

"(vs. Viking) These chaps spent one too many nights in the buffet line."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) It couldn't possibly hurt us. My childhood memory come to life! No!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Tentacles too, eh? Maybe we're related."

"(ready to battle) Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger."

"(after being selected) (saying his name) Fred Fredburger!"

"(wins) Gosh, I won!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown, eating nachos, gets the need to go to the bathroom) I love nachos! (Fred throws the nachos and runs away to the bathroom. Suddenly, a giant bowl of nachos lands on the opponents)"

"(mans turret) A: Push things! Do things! B: Fa la la la la la la, fa la la la la! C: I like doing things! D: Hey, what am I supposed to be doing?"

"(on fire) Fire, fire! Fred Fredburger!"

"(vs. Irwin) Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, eh, yes, yes."

"(vs. Chicken) I like eggs. I like chicken. I like fried chicken."

"(vs. Nergaling) Little black things."

"(vs. Clown) Ha ha ha, funny clowns."

"(vs. Viking) Vikings."

"(vs. Pumpkin) Pumpkins."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Big pumpkin, yes."

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Meteor! Yes."

"(vs. everyone else and after finisher move) Yes!"

"(ready to battle) It's button-mashing time!"

"(after being selected) I'm armed and dangerous, baby!"

"(wins) Bow to your sensei."

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Activate Plasmatronic Ultrablast Grenade Launcher! (shoots opponents) Oh yeah!"

"(on fire) I've been cooked in hotter fires than this."

"(mans turret) A: This is where Hoss really gets his chance to shine. B: I will crush your skull like an acorn! C: It's go time. D: Destroy all monsters! E: Action is my middle name. F: It's go time!"

"(vs. Billy) Scratch one, sasquach!"

"(vs. Mandy) Sorry, little boy, but you were in the way!"

"(vs. Grim) Get some skin, creep!"

"(vs. Irwin) Remember, Irwin, chicks dig scars!"

"(vs. Mogar) That's for wearing that weirdo makeup!"

"(vs. Eris) Sorry, baby, but you're just too dangerous!"

"(vs. Nergal) You lose, baby!"

"(vs. Fred) You make me sick!"

"(vs. Dracula) Another one bites the dust!"

"(vs. Jack) Time to make Mama Delgado's famous pumpkin pie recipe!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) It's an early bedtime today, punk!"

"(vs. Boogey) I eat fear for breakfast! Fear, and hash browns!"

"(vs. Skarr) An eye for an eye I always say. 'Course, I only got one eye!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) No pain, no gain!"

"(vs. Chicken) Now all I need is a side order of waffles!"

"(vs. Nergaling) I almost feel sorry for these mutants."

"(vs. Clown) This is for ruining my third birthday, you dirty clowns!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Pumpkins. They'll make monsters out of anything these days."

"(vs. Viking) Watch out! I pillage back!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) This reminds me of that movie with the gorilla. Curious something or other."

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) You won't get anything out of me, brain-eating meteor."

"(ready to battle) Why Dracula here? Dracula got bridge club today!"

"(after being selected) Dracula got all the moves!"

"(wins) Hah! Dracula gonna keep winning all day long!"

"(Man’s Turret) Dracula usually don need shooters, but he’ll use it!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown, dancing) Check out Dracula's smooth moves! (starts disco dancing, opponents dance along) Haiyy! (disco ball lowers, refraction from disco ball destroys opponents)"

"(after finisher move) A: See ya! B: So long, sucka!"

"(on fire) Something's cookin'. Smells good!"

"(vs. Billy) Dracula wanna bite yo' nose!"

"(vs. Mandy) Dracula see ya on the flip side!"

"(vs. Grim) Hey "Skeleton Man", Dracula's teeth is sharper than yo' stick thing!"

"(vs. Irwin) Dracula need yo' glasses. Dracula not seeing so goo no more."

"(vs. Mogar) Dracula hate rock music! Dracula's a soul man!"

"(vs. Eris) Dracula not gonna take a bite out of an apple! He gonna take a bite out of you!"

"(vs. Nergal) Dracula gonna send you back to the center of the earth!"

"(vs. Fred) Dracula love elephants! Dracula wanna feed 'em peanuts!"

"(vs. Hoss) Ain't nobody gonna exterminate Dracula! Dracula the original fangster!"

"(vs. Jack) Dracula love pumpkin. Gonna bite yo' head off!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Dracula don't usually bite children. He just kick 'em!"

"(vs. Boogey) Dracula always fighting a boogey. Boogey never go away!"

"(vs. Skarr) Dracula go bite you in the eye, then he gonna steal yo' hat!"

"(vs. Lord Pain/Nergaling) Ain't nobody tell Dracula what to do!"

"(vs. Chicken) Dracula likes his chicken tenderized."

"(vs. Clown) Laughing is for sissies. Dracula like to hear clowns screamin'!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Dracula ain't too old to kick your butt!"

"(vs. Olaf the Viking) Vampires hate vikings, that's a fact!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Big pumpkin's ain't the boss of Dracula! Dracula grown man! Dracula do what he want!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Meteor don't be telling Dracula what to do! Dracula was born knowing what to do!"

"(ready to battle) Look out, Mac! Jack is back!"

"(after being selected) Everyone's entitled to one good laugh!"

"(wins) Have a nice trip, I take one every fall! (laughs)"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Wanna see something really funny? (Picks up pumpkin bomb from sack, throws it at opponents, opponents are blown up, Jack laughs)"

"(on fire) Oh, oh! Spicy, spicy hot!"

"(damage) A: Ouch! B: Ow! C: He he. D: Doop! E: Dey!"

"(after finisher move) A: See ya! B: Fore! C: Good-bye! D: Get outta here! E: Yah!"

"(mans turret) A: I'm gonna "Jack" this turret! Get it? (laughs) B: This will be your last laugh! (laughs) C: This is gonna be funny! D: In Russia the pumpkin smashes you!"

"(vs. Billy) You don't know "Jack", little boy. (laughs)"

"(vs. Mandy) Here. Let me turn that frown UPSIDE DOWN!"

"(vs. Grim) Feeling "Grim"? Try a punch in the face!"

"(vs. Irwin (it’s just a custom quote since he doesn’t have any quote)) You made me look like a fool nerd!"

"(vs. Mogar) Oh, goodness! I thought I was done fighting clowns!"

"(vs. Eris) The joke's on you, Eris!"

"(vs. Nergal) Nergal? More like Nerd-gal!"

"(vs. Fred) Tickle, tickle!"

"(vs. Hoss) That's what you get for picking on the headless!"

"(vs. Dracula) I got some killer pranks for ya!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) You change into anything besides a loser?"

"(vs. Boogey) I'm gonna stick this boogey to the bottom of my shoe!"

"(vs. Skarr) You're a joke! (laughs)"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Oh, you're a pain in my neck."

"(vs. Chicken) Uh oh! I think they crossed the road To kick my butt!"

"(vs. Nergaling) What's small, black, and about to get squished?"

"(vs. Clown) This will be your last laugh!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Aw, I remember when these guys liked me."

"(vs. Viking) Hey, you're not thor! But you're gonna be plenty sore after your beating!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) This giant pumpkin's going ape!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Seriously, kids, there's nothing funny about meteors."

"(ready to battle) All I ever wanted was to be loved."

"(after being selected) I knew you'd pick me."

"(wins/vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) You might be bigger than me, but I still got a few tricks up my sleeve."

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Time to learn a lesson. (jumps up and squashes opponents flat as a giant amoeba)"

"(after a finisher) A: Get out of here! B: Good Bye! C:See ya!"

"(on fire) I live at the center of the earth, so this isn't so bad."

"(mans turret) A: I control the tools of your destruction. B: I can't make you like me, but I can make you stuffer! C: I'm all charged up now! D: I'm coming to get you! E: Stay still so I can punish you!"

"(vs. Billy) Relations mean nothing in the field of battle."

"(vs. Mandy) Your words are meaner than your punch!"

"(vs. Grim) Reap this!"

"(vs. Irwin) I usually don't hit girls, but in your case, I'll make an exception."

"(vs. Mogar) My dad is a lot scarier than you."

"(vs. Eris) An apple won’t stop my attacks!"

"(vs. Nergal) Sorry, Dad."

"(vs. Fred) Sweet, sweet vengeance!"

"(vs. Hoss) What do you think of this punch line?"

"(vs. Dracula) Heh heh heh!"

"(vs. Jack) I thought you would be a lot taller."

"(vs. Boogey) I’m giving you a time-out!"

"(vs. Skarr) I am unstoppable!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) That armor won't protect you from me."

"(vs. Chicken) I heard that chicken tastes like people."

"(vs. Nergaling) Yes, I can feel your anger."

"(vs. Clown) Hurting clowns fills the hole in my heart!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) This is why I don't like plants."

"(vs. Viking) Ew, you guys need to use deodorant."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) It's on, my pumpkin con!"

"(ready to battle) I think I'll take this opportunity to SCARE you to pieces! (Taken from Big Boogey Adventure)"

"(after being selected) This is one boogey you'll be glad you picked."

"(wins) You can't stop me! I'm like a ninja!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) With Horror's Hand, I'll be unstoppable! Boo! (Boogey scares the opponent but fails and turns around in annoyance. The opponent screams in terror as an image of Horror's Hand pops up on the screen. The opponent explodes as Boogey chuckles evilly.)"

"(on fire) Ooh! HOT! HOT! Hot."

"(mans turret) A: Ah, elements of destruction, how I love thee! B: I'll show you the true meaning of fear! C: Let the gankins begin!"

"(vs. Billy) Sweet dreams, ya little brat!"

"(vs. Mandy) You're finished, little girl!"

"(vs. Grim) Looks like I win the grudge match, Grimmy!"

"(vs. Irwin) Look in the mirror, nerd! Why, that's even scarier than me!"

"(vs. Mogar) If you're looking for rock, you may find one down there!"

"(vs. Eris) I thought chaos and fear could work together. I guess I was wrong."

"(vs. Nergal) You're uglier than your son, and that's saying something!"

"(vs. Fred/Nergaling) Ha ha! In your face!"

"(vs. Hoss) I'm really enjoying this new Hoss Delgado punching bag!"

"(vs. Dracula) I'm "scarily" good!"

"(vs. Jack) Looks like I "jacked" your victory. Ha ha!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Try shape-shifting into a victory sometime."

"(vs. Skarr) My Kung Fu is stronger than your Kung Fu!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Fear always comes before pain!"

"(vs. Chicken) They don't call these things "chickens" for nothing."

"(vs. Clown) Some people say clowns are scary. But I just feel sorry for them."

"(vs. Pumpkin) Ugh, I hate the color orange! It gives me indigestion!"

"(vs. Viking) Ooh, sorry I destroyed you!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Sometimes you eat the pumpkin, sometimes the pumpkin eats you, eh?"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Brain-eating meteors, huh? How cliché!"

"(ready to battle) I kick puppies! (laughing)"

"(after being selected) Excellent choice. Prepare for war!"

"(wins, laughing) To the victor goes the spoils!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Feel the power of my automatic Stabbin'-Flabber! (red Skarr robot appears, then falls and crushes opponents, Skarr laughs)"

"(on fire) I crisp quite nicely, actually!"

"(mans turret) A: Whoa, I feel right at home with this! B: I'll show you what real power is...! C: We have ways of making you talk! D: I'll gorge my belly on your cries for mercy!"

"(vs. Billy) Little boys should stick to spears and rocks!"

"(vs. Mandy) You're no mere little girl! What are you?"

"(vs. Grim) The Grim Reaper. Child's play for General Skarr!"

"(vs. Irwin) Take my love, my pain, and all of my anger!"

"(vs. Mogar) Oh come on, is that all you've got?"

"(vs. Eris) Beauty means nothing to an evil eye."

"(vs. Nergal) Hither after my destructive power, freak!"

"(vs. Fred) Say "yes" again! I dare you to say it!"

"(vs. Hoss) Eye patches are for pirates, and little girls!"

"(vs. Dracula) Out of my way, old man!"

"(vs. Jack) I hate pranksters! Only the weak laugh out of joy."

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) That'll send you slithering home to daddy!"

"(vs. Boogey) I've crushed you, you pathetic green fool!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) The name's Skarr. General Skarr."

"(vs. Chicken) Ooh! Chicken fight!"

"(vs. Nergaling) Gotta catch them all! (A reference to the Pokémon series)"

"(vs. Clown) Target sighted!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Ah, so many fun recipes use pumpkin!"

"(vs. Viking) It's time to meet your maker!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) We have to cross the streams!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Oh! A one-eyed pet would be perfect for me!"

"(ready to battle) Take me to the master!"

"(after being selected) I feel as happy as a pony!"

"(wins) Bah! The Plain of Eternal Suffering awaits you!"

"(mans turret) A: Let's break things, hm? B: I am going to crush anything in my path! C: I've come to pulverize you!"

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Welcome to my plain of pain! (draws lightning with mace, draws electricity from his mace to his shield, electrifies opponents, opponents are vaporized) Hm ha ha!"

"(on fire) Ha! You think this is pain? It is nothing!"

"(vs. Billy) Prepare to enter the spirit world, Billy!"

"(vs. Mandy) Sorry, little master--the player made me do it!"

"(vs. Grim) Controlled by a little girl? HA! You deserve this!"

"(vs. Irwin) I must break you, for the master!"

"(vs. Mogar) What plain are you from, strange fat man?"

"(vs. Eris) An apple a day won't keep Lord Pain away! (laughs)"

"(vs. Nergal) Make friends with my mace!"

"(vs. Fred) Try some nachos--of PAIN!"

"(vs. Hoss) I'm going to beat you like a red headed spectral exterminator!"

"(vs. Dracula) I hope you got medical insurance."

"(vs. Jack) Jack may be your name, but of all trades, you are not!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Goodbye, little one!"

"(vs. Boogey) Time to flick you away!"

"(vs. Skarr) Bet you didn't see this coming! (laughs)"

"(vs. Chicken) I don't serve chickens! I only serve chickens to the master!"

"(vs. Nergaling) I don't serve blobby things! I only serve the master!"

"(vs. Clown) I don't serve clowns! I only serve the master!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) I don't serve pumpkins! I only serve the master!"

"(vs. Viking) I don't serve beards. I only serve the master!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) I already know the outcome of your demise, pumpkin!"

"(vs. Brain-Eating Meteor) Nice to "meteor" you. (laughs) Prepare to be crushed!"

"Richard Steven Horvitz as Billy and Mogar"

"Grey DeLisle as Mandy"

"Greg Eagles as Grim"

"Vanessa Marshall as Irwin Dracula"

"Maurice LaMarche as Jack O'Lantern"

"Martin Jarvis as Nergal"

"Rachael MacFarlane as Eris"

"Diedrich Bader as Hoss Delgado"

"Armin Shimmerman as General Skarr"

"C.H. Greenblatt as Fred Fredburger"

"Debi Derryberry as Nergal Jr."

"Phil LaMarr as Dracula"

"Fred Willard as Boogey"

"Henry Gibson as Lord Pain"

"Weird Al Yankovic as Announcer"

"Chris Williams - Boog, Duck #3, and Security Guard"

"Maddie Taylor - Elliot, Buddy, and Beaver #3"

"Darryl Kurylo - Shaw, Beaver #2, and Duck #2"

"Kari Wahlgren - Beth and Giselle"

"Michael J. Gough - McSquizzy and Hunter #2"

"Patrick Warburton - Ian"

"Maurice LaMarche - Boswell and Duck #1"

"Billy West - O'Toole and Ricky Sr."

"Danny Mann - Serge and Hunter #1"

"Julianne Buescher - Maria and Baby Skunks"

"Nika Futterman - Rosie, Kit #1, and Rabbit"

"Carlos Alazraqui - Gordy and Squirrel"

"Karly Rothenberg - Mariska and Miss Feathers"

"Robin Atkin Downes - Hunter #3 and Beaver #1"

"Mark Klastorin - Reilly"

"Crash, where's the fusion unit?! If this is a joke, I don't get it..."

"Okay, Crash, what's the story? I need that fusion unit so I can show that stupid-faced Nina who's the best girl on the track, so GET MOVING!!!"

"Big brother, if you really wanna annoy me, can't you do normal big brother stuff, like noogies and headlocks or something like that?"

"Thank you Mister... chicken man! This is really cool n' stuff but we'd like to return the park ownership to where it belongs: to Ebenezer Von Clutch."

"[after the racers crash into each other] Nice drivin', fool"

"Crash, you blithering imbecile! Can't you do anything right?! You're the worst mutation I've ever created! Bring me those gears, NOW!"

"Crash, you cantankerous twerp! What are you even doing back here?! [Crash gives an unintelligible response] SHUT UP! GET ME THAT GEAR! [Crash shrugs]"

"Crash, you blithering imbecilic BOOB! How am I supposed to destro-- err, help you bandicoots without enough Power Crystals?! Get moving, hairball!"

"Oh yes, that's right - stand there and hit the "Talk" button to annoy the mad scientist! Next you'll spin attack, I suppose?! Just get me those Crystals, you idiot!"

"Oh, it's you, Crash. Look, there's something fishy going on here, and I don't mean the salmon churos. I need to do a little sneaking around, but I can't because... my head's too big! I mean, look at me - I stick out like a chocolate bar in a swimming pool! If I'm going to get to the bottom of this, I need you to get me something black and slimming to wear! I don't want my butt to look too big!"

"So, why am I talking to you again? You're here without what I asked for, sniffing around for Power Crystals, right? Grow a brain and GET ME WHAT I WANT!!!"

"Again, you come back to bother me. What is it with you bandicoots, are you all this dumb? Or is this just because you spin so much?"

"Look, are you gonna do what I asked, or do I have to start shaving you? Cause I will. Right down to the brain."

"Oooh, now that is more like it. Doesn't take much to get you to do what I want, now does it? Here's your Crystal, and I'll see you on the racetrack!"

"Oh. It's you, Crash. Well look, as much as it pains me to say this, I need your help. There's this sweet car I wanna get, but I need a little more money. You... ugh, this is so lame... you have to get me a job. Snuffle around and find me a job. P... Pl... Please?"

"You did it? You got me the job? Oh Crash, you are so gullible. I'm going to use this job to get the car of my dreams - a vehicle of such power that I will be the scourge on the racetracks and vision of evil power like no Cortex before or after me! [Crash shrugs and goes "Eh, whatever."] Oh, get outta here!"

"Why are you still here?! Go get me the coins I need before I have you FIXED! [Crash cowers in terror]"

"Do what I ask or I'm putting you in the kennel!"

"All right! The rodent comes through with the cheese. Okay, hairball, here's your Power Crystal. But with me at the wheel of this baby, you better be watching your six!"

"Crash? Aren't you supposed to be defeating my uncle somewhere?"

"[when running over a park drone] Immoral? Possibly. Satisfying? Absolutely!"

"[after losing a race] What will I tell my non-existent friends?!"

"Crash! What's wrong with you, man?! I need plutonium to succeed! Beautiful, shiny plutonium! It will be mine, I swear, or I'll fill your head with doom!"

"[gasps] Oh! So beautiful! It is the stuff dreams are made of, if you dream about plutonium all the time! I certainly do! Oh, thank you, Mr. Crash, thank you! Here are your glorious coins!"

"What's wrong with you, man?! I'm dying inside! Must... be cute! Bring me the pretty, bring me the pretty! Or I stick doom in you!"

"You're just trying to make me angry, aren't you? WELL, YOU'VE SUCCEEDED! Get me that costume! I know your weakness, Crash: bullets!"

"Are you feelin' okay there, fuzzy-pants? I need a Power Crystal to get this steer jumpin'. You don't got nothin' but good looks right now..."

"You gettin' heatstroke, Crash? You need mouth-to-mouth or somethin'? [Crash cowers in fear]"

"Crash, you've been nippin' at the hooch again or somethin'? What are you doin' back here without that starter?"

"Howdy there, Crash! Gimme a kiss, I want me some bandi-cooties! [Crash looks nauseous] Oh, calm down! Hey, maybe you can help me out here. I got this here new machine that I'd like to use to whoop these Cortex fellers, but I plumb ran outta money. Von Clutch ain't paid us since his chest-thingy got stolen. Bring me a heap of coins so I can buy the parts I need, and we'll put some boot to some butt!"

"["I Believe" trailer] My name is Sam Fisher. I'm a soldier. I'm not much of a philosopher, but if you want to know what I believe, I'll tell you. I believe the greatest threats to our freedom actually start small. They begin as random events that most people don't even notice. But they grow. They multiply. They start chain reactions that threaten the entire world. Some people call that "fate". I call it "Chaos Theory". But, believing in Chaos Theory doesn't mean you have to surrender to it. That's where I come in. I find those threats before they get out of hand, and I eliminate them. Quickly, quietly, relentlessly. I take the lives of a few to protect the lives of many. I commit acts of war to preserve the greater peace. I take no joy in killing, but make no mistake; I'll do what needs to be done. Because it's my job. It's my duty. My name is Sam Fisher, and I am a Splinter Cell."

"[teaser trailer] I am a soldier, I've served my country for 20 years. But if I'm captured or killed I know that nobody will come to rescue me. I won't even get a funeral. Because the nation that I protect can never admit that I exist. So my death would go unremarked, my bones would go unclaimed. I don't know if that day will come but I do know...that it must not be today! I am invisible, I am relentless. I am Sam Fisher. I am a Splinter Cell."

"I already don't like you - don't make it worse for yourself."

"If I find out you're lying, I will come back for you."

"Thanks, I've always found it hard to count past three."

"You guys use some cool toys."

"Co-operate and I won't cripple you."

"So, besides for stopping World War Three, is there anything else I can do for you this evening?"

"They're not my men colonel and they are not yours either. They are just men, husbands, fathers, sons. Same as you and I. Do they need to die for our mistakes?"

"You're right, Doug; I wouldn't shoot an old friend."

"Be more than careful, be Gandhi..."

"Team Star Fox, Ready for duty!"

"OK, I see now. So we're here because...?"

"All ships! Avoid the armada's fire! Aim for Oikonny's flagship!"

"What's that? Some kind of prototype?"

"All right! This time we take that ape down!"

"It's too quiet..."

"Something's wrong here..."

"Uhh!... Its a trap!"

"It's the Aparoids, after all."

"Whew. There's no end to these things!"

"Peppy! Send me a Landmaster, will ya?"

"Well I got my hands full, but what else is new?"

"Nah! All I need is the Landmaster."

"Great... Good to see the transmission's targeting system's as sterling as ever."

"These things just keep appearing!"

"Whoa! What are THESE things?!"

"Ugh, I've got a bad feeling about this..."

"So... the leader, huh?"

"Okay. That should be it."

"I know that. Hey, it looks like that distress signal's no longer transmitting..."

"The SOS signal... It was you?!?"

"No! That's...!"

"Stop! Pigma! Dang!"

"This is the Star Fox team! We're here for a hog named Pigma! We don't want trouble!"

"Even if we pound 'em, this is gonna become a war of attrition. Gotta do something about those transfer gateways... Okay, Slippy and I will wipe out the transfer gateways at the hideout."

"Ah, you too, Krystal."

"This is Fox. I made it inside. How're things on your end, Slippy?"

"Okay. Let's get this operation started!"

"Understood!"

"Transfer device down!"

"So, this is the highest area in the hideout."

"This is Fox! All the transfer devices have been taken care of!"

"That you, Wolf?"

"We're just here for Pigma, okay? Shut your traps and hand him over!"

"We didn't come here to fight with Wolf and his team."

"Slippy! You're in charge of gaining control of the hideout!"

"C'mon, Wolf! Enough of this! Just hand over Pigma, already!"

"Got it! This blizzard is something else, though."

"Grrr! Locked in, am I?!"

"Falco! You gotta act quickly!"

"They can't sense me... What's going on here?"

"Where are you, Falco?"

"So, is this like an amusement park to a former gang member?"

"Tricky-- Ooh! (Tricky tackles Fox)"

"Tricky... So heavy... ouch!"

"What? What are you, nuts? We're not... we're not yet... Uh... I mean... Uh.. This isn't a conversation for children!"

"Then stop acting like one!"

"The Wolfen? Wolf!"

"Wolf! What are you doing here?"

"I owe you my life on that one, Wolf. Thanks."

"Blasted bugs! Die already!"

"Dang! I've been flanked!"

"Don't say that! I can't..."

"Why... Why is this happening?! No!"

"Let's go, team."

"I'm counting on you. Let's do this!"

"Understood. We won't let the gate fall."

"Everyone! Let's give the queen her present! Star Fox Team, Let's Go!"

"Here I come, you evil space hag!"

"If the past is any indication, there'll be hatchers along with those shield generators, huh?"

"(Default taunt in VS Mode) Now it gets serious..."

"(Second taunt in VS Mode) Bring it!"

"(Upon entering a vehicle in VS mode) Got it!"

"(VS mode victory pose) I guess that's that."

"We're here because we got to put this creep on ice."

"Slippy, you've already got bogeys on your tail!"

"You haven't changed a bit, Frog Boy."

"That scum Oikonny's gettin' away!"

"Where did that crazed chimp Oikonny go?"

"Bah! We got careless! We've got bogeys on our tails!"

"What's this? An Andross wanna-be?"

"That doesn't look friendly."

"I don't know who that is, but he obviously ain't nice."

"(Few Aparoid's wing destroyed by Fox) That's it! It's working!"

"(When the fire rocks start falling for the third time) Incoming! Evasive maneuvers, everyone!"

"(When taking too long to defeat Aparoid) Fox! This is no to drag you're heels!"

"Whoa! We've got company!"

"Use that machine gun to blast the whole lot of 'em!"

"Fox! Looks like you've got more company!"

"Show 'em what that Landmaster can do!"

"Smash anyone and anything that get in your way!"

"Hey! They're on the other side, too!"

"What in the world is that giant thing? It looks nasty."

"You're doing great, Fox! Destroy the rest of 'em!"

"If there are survivors, they'll be the only witnesses."

"(Fox gets hit repeatedly in an on-foot mission) You're not doing too well, are you, Fox?"

"Don't get your tail roasted down there, Fox!"

"Lemme know if you get lonely and I'll drop by."

"That thing is giant... and ugly."

"Whoa! Here comes trouble!"

"Don't let it shake you off, Fox!"

"It's getting weaker, Fox! Keep at it!"

"Hey! Who let you in?!"

"Alright, leave space to us!"

"And here we go!"

"Krystal! Concentrate your fire on the battleships!"

"Attack the enemy fighters! I'm crusin' over here!"

"Fox! You've got company to the rear!"

"Falco here! Enemy reinforcements on the space front!"

"No problems here. How're things on your end?"

"Fox! Get the guys to the rear!"

"Bah! I ate that!"

"I'm not gaining power! I can't shake 'em!"

"Aaaargh! Can't go on like this!"

"Sorry, Fox. I'm not too proud of what you just witnessed."

"(referring to Panther, who's flirting with Krystal) Huh? Who's this idiot?"

"What was that!?"

"Fichina, huh? Just great. There's nothing here but snow and ice."

"Playing the hero again, eh Foxie?"

"Hey, more power to ya, buddy. Me? I hate the cold."

"Then get goin' and do it! We're just spinnin' our wheels here!"

"Yeah, me too. Just get rid of that blizzard, will ya?"

"This is takin' too long. Are you sure you're okay?"

"And only one more to go! Keep movin' and waste it!"

"What's wrong, Fox? Come in!"

"That must've been Pigma's work! Gah! I'm on my way! Hold on!"

"I'm on my way! Do what you have to do and hold on!"

"Why in the world would those sentry bots attack?"

"Dang! When am I gonna get to that control center?"

"Don't even think about dying before I get there!"

"Gotcha. Is that it?"

"Quit complaining and climb aboard, will ya?"

"(Fox Jumps onto Falco's Arwing's wing)Hey, just do me a favor and try not to fall off."

"Not a problem!"

"Hey, sure-shot! Get out your blaster and take care of our admirers, will ya?"

"Here I come, Fox! Let's tear it up!"

"Looks like the scum are making house calls, Fox."

"Someone on the ground's locked onto us!"

"This is no joke, Slippy!"

"Bah! I've been followed."

"Fox! These guys are all over me! Get rid of 'em!"

"Okay. I'm heading in your direction."

"Are you serious?!"

"You dirty swine!"

"There's no way we're letting that explode!"

"It's not holding anything back!"

"Fox! Bombs! Make sure you got some!"

"We gotta save this planet no matter what, Fox!"

"Still, getting attacked by your allies? Man, that's just crazy!"

"Yo, Fox! You think blasting me is fun or something?"

"This is ridiculous! Fox, take care of that stupid frog, will you?"

"Another enemy ship sighted. I'm off to ambush it."

"Hah! You think you've found a safe place to run to? You think we're gonna give up and go away? Don't mess with us, Pigma!"

"You know it!"

"It couldn't be, could it? Is that that Wolfen?"

"That stinkin' Pigma must have somethin' planned."

"Dang! These goons don't give up!"

"Fox, the guys in the rear are all yours."

"Can't shake 'em!"

"Thanks for the help, Fox."

"Thanks for lending me a hand back there."

"They were building another base, eh?"

"Oomph! More on my tail! I can't lose 'em!"

"Sorry about that. Hate to show you such bad flying."

"We're not buying that garbage!"

"Hey, freakshow! Don't you listen?!"

"About time you showed your face, Pigma."

"(To Slippy rescued by Fox an umpteenth time)Unbelievable... You're such a basket case!"

"Great...it's the lizard boy, Leon."

"You overblown gnats! I'll finish every last one of you!"

"Leave this to me, Fox! I can down it in my sleep!"

"Missile down! Piece of cake!"

"Uh, that looks bigger than a missile!"

"(If Fox attacks him while riding his wing) What!? Is it bird season all of a sudden!?"

"Someone on the ground's got a beat on me!"

"Uh...they kinda got a lock on me, get em' before I get smoked!"

"Eat this, scumbags!"

"Don't start whining! I'm almost there!"

"What? Going solo again?"

"Yeah, whatever. Just get outta here and smash those blasted radar jammers, will ya?!"

"What? You can't see from down there, Fox?"

"If they blocked our radar, it means they're getting wiser."

"This is awful. The city's been annihilated. We can't let these scumbags get any cockier, Fox."

"Dang Aparoids! How far do they plan on spreading?"

"I guess this is just what we gotta do here."

"Now, we're in charge!"

"Hey! Fox! The rest of 'em are yours!"

"You did it, Fox. That's another one I owe you."

"Sorry about what happened earlier, Fox."

"Shut your trap, lizard, or you and I are gonna scrap!"

"Stinkin' Aparoids! This is lower than low!"

"Calm down, Fox!"

"I told you, cut that out, Fox!"

"You've gotten better eh, Foxie?"

"Not bad for a fox!"

"Pay attention, Fox! You're suppose to shoot the bad guys!"

"Great... I guess I owe you one."

"Unstoppable! Way to go!"

"Enemy ship down!"

"Fox! Use this!"

"That makes us even!"

"Oof! Can you tell your friends from your enemies?!"

"Give up already!"

"You're going to help out with the battle upstairs, right?"

"You're not pulling your weight, Fox!"

"You're going back to the base now?!?"

"What are you doing?! Crazy old fool!"

"Fox, don't let it fool you! You know your father is..."

"More imposters? IGNORE THEM!"

"Everything's fine here. How's the hideout?"

"I guess I should be thankful."

"What? Is it bird season all of a sudden?"

"(Default taunt in VS mode) You want a piece of me?"

"(Second taunt in VS mode) This is too easy!"

"(VS mode victory pose) You can't touch me."

"Aw, leave these losers to the pros. We'll beat 'em in no time!"

"Uh-oh! I'm in trouble!"

"Thanks Fox! I thought I was a goner!"

"Got something on radar! It's ahead and coming this way!"

"Try out your bombs, Fox!"

"Whoa! Get off me!"

"Owowowouch!..."

"Shield analysis complete. Bringing it up on the monitor."

"Enemy shield analysis complete! I'm bringing it up now!"

"Yeow! Gotta get... outta... the way...!"

"Ewww... There's just something creepy about this guy."

"Dad? You're the Research Director? You never told me that!"

"You gotta hurry up and destroy those things, Fox!"

"Yeow!! That thing's HUGE!!!"

"Don't go, Fox! I need your help!"

"There're more enemy types around now. Be careful, Fox."

"Darn it! I'm being chased!"

"Krystal's sixth sense doesn't lie!"

"There has be some way to get inside that building."

"This colony's supposed to be a hideout of all sorts of criminals."

"Hey! I got a message from my dad! It's about the Core Memory that Pigma nabbed! He says it might contain the location of the Aparoid homeworld! We gotta get it back, no matter what!"

"I made it too!"

"Woah! There's a machine shooting out baddies!"

"The hideout's sure complicated. Hope I don't get lost."

"Looks like the other devices are in a higher area."

"Look out for enemy ambushes!"

"Understood! Leave it to me, Fox!"

"I would've been happy not seeing that face again."

"I can't stand to see Fox like this."

"Brrr! It makes me hibernate!"

"I bet you can't see much, so study your radar closely! There are lots of enemy swarms, so watch your step!"

"We can launch an attack at any time!"

"You did it, Fox!"

"Destroy the last generator and the shield will vanish!"

"Whoo-hoo! Now we can put an end to this blizzard!"

"Whoo-hoo! That's the end of the blizzard!"

"If the sentry bots mark you as an intruder, look out! They'll just keep coming 'till you're netrualized!"

"Fox! It's dangerous to stay in one place too long!"

"Whoa, Fox! Hold on!"

"I'm coming to help too!"

"Yow! I'm gonna get hit!"

"Aiiiiii!!!!"

"Well...that was kind of a thrill."

"Heh heh. Thanks, Fox."

"I'll do better next time."

"Fox, those bots seemed suspicious, so I checked 'em out, and they were aparoids!"

"Yeah! Aparoids must be able to take over other machines!"

"It's been infected by the aparoids!"

"Did you say the climate control center's overloading? Does that mean there's gonna be an explosion?! YIKES!"

"Oh my gosh! It's spitting out bad guys!"

"No matter how many of 'em we beat, there's no end!"

"Bombs! Be sure to keep some bombs ready, Fox!"

"The hatch is open!"

"This is gonna be bad! We don't have much time!"

"Looks like all the Aparoids are gone, too."

"Hey, was that...?"

"So it was Wolf and his team that got destroyed?"

"Why are these things chasing the Arwings?"

"Hey, that's a weird meteorite and it's heading this way!"

"That's a lot of ships shot down, Fox!"

"Whoa! It's closing!"

"Looks like a base under construction, huh?"

"Yikes! What do I do?"

"Knock it off! Leave me alone!"

"Thanks, Fox!"

"I can't go on! I'm outta here."

"You're on fire, Fox!"

"Just a bit more, Fox."

"Yes! All of his arms have been totaled!"

"Fox, look at that. It's horrible."

"Give it a rest, Falco. Seriously, shut your beak for once."

"This is Slippy! We've discovered new enemies up here!"

"You stink, Fox! You're gonna make us do all the work?"

"It's me, Fox!"

"Aw, that wasn't nice, Fox!"

"We're counting on you, Fox."

"Good job, Fox!"

"Do you think General Pepper's okay?"

"Now we can mop these things up!"

"You're not too shabby, Wolf."

"Wow! Take me for a ride someday!"

"Fox! General! Ahh! What am I supposed to do?!"

"I guess there's no way around it! [sobs]"

"Darn bugs! Why'd you have to pick on the General?!"

"Hey! That's a good idea. You're quick!"

"Apoptosis, huh? You mean they contain cells that are created for the purpose of self-destruction?"

"Stupid pest! Stop following me! Fox! Do something about this guy behind me!"

"Whew! That helped."

"I just let my guard down for a second..."

"You creeps! This'll teach you to underestimate Slippy!"

"They're not gonna even breathe on that gate!"

"Isn't the program finished yet, Dad?"

"Yikes! This one's even bigger than before!"

"Way to go, Dad!"

"Okay, Pop."

"What?! What does that mean?"

"But, after the aparoids come out, it looks like some sort of shield goes up."

"I can take care of business when the time comes."

"I wanna help, but I can't see a thing from here! Stupid Aparoids! Haven't you ever heard of windows?"

"Do you remember where you're going, Fox? Try not to get lost on your way out."

"I let my guard down. Thanks, Fox."

"Don't do it, Peppy! [Great Fox is going on kamikaze run on the Aparoid Homeworld Core's shield]"

"I wonder what's up there."

"Yeow! These guys sure are persistent!"

"You saved me, Fox!"

"Radar's picking up enemies ahead! F-Fox!"

"G-General Pepper?!"

"Oh, I get it! The Queen is using information from all the things she's absorbed!"

"Rats! Stupid armor!"

"You did it, Fox! That looks like it's working!"

"The anti-air fire is too heavy! I can't get through..."

"Shut up already!"

"You jerk!..."

"I'm not sure, but..."

"It should be working, but the Queen's suppressing it! This is bad! If she escapes now, she'll create an antibody!"

"Look at its mouth! Something's coming out!"

"Oh my gosh! It's changing again!"

"Those're mines! Watch out for the blast areas!"

"We've come too far to be beaten now!"

"Leave it to me!"

"The program's working!"

"It's Peppy! [overjoyed at Peppy and ROB's suvival]"

"So that's why you're so calm! You sneaky dog!"

"What's up?"

"(Default taunt in VS mode) Toads away!"

"(Second taunt in VS mode) Hey! Over here!"

"(Upon entering a vehicle in VS mode) Mine!"

"(VS mode victory pose) I won!"

"(Referring to Andrew's army) They're quite dedicated for a bunch of hired guns."

"Hey, Slippy, don't get cocky!"

"This happens 'cause your reckless. Be more careful!"

"All right! Hit 'em hard and don't hold back!"

"Excellent! The enemy's offensive power is down."

"Look! Troops down below!"

"A stealth squadron! Look out, Fox!"

"Huh? Look out! The enemy's waiting for us!"

"Here we go!"

"There he is! It's Oikonny!"

"Fantastic!"

"Aim for the palms of his hands, Fox!"

"Such strange thought patterns..."

"I can feel it... His weak point is that center spot."

"Somehow, we beat it."

"By yourself? It's too dangerous! I'm going too!"

"Fox! I've got enemies on my tail!"

"This isn't looking good... I'm in real trouble!"

"No way! I can't shake them! Unbelievable!"

"Whew. I thought I was done for. Thanks, Fox."

"They just don't let go! Ugh, they're disgusting!"

"I'm sensing targets within the buildings..."

"Check inside buildings for targets too, Fox."

"It must have a weak point, everything does!"

"Wait! That thing has a core memory!"

"Aim for it's underside, Fox!"

"Now, Fox! It's weak point is on the top!"

"C'mon, Fox! Get a move on!"

"Be careful, Fox!"

"Falco, look! There! A battleship!"

"The enemy battleships are launching fighters!"

"Uh-oh! Enemy reinforcements have hit the space front!"

"Fox! Behind you!"

"There are enemies behind you, Fox!"

"Lend me a hand, Fox!"

"Nice work, Fox. You're pretty good in a pinch."

"But... Then, where did Pigma go?"

"Forget him. Look, just tell us where Pigma is."

"I wonder if this is Pigma's work. Could he be laying a trap?"

"Looking good, Fox! Only two more shield generators to go!"

"You all need to stop being so awfully selfish! I know your visibility's poor, but aim for the towers."

"Only one shield generator left! Keep going, Fox!"

"Just a bit further now, Fox. Keep going!"

"We have to believe in Fox. That's all we can do."

"Wait for the armor to open, Fox!"

"I'm on my way as well, Fox!"

"Are you okay, Slippy? Pull yourself together!"

"Watch for the hatch to open! That's your chance!"

"That vile Pigma! He won't get away with this!"

"That's the way, Fox!"

"It looks like the hatch opens after you defeat some enemies."

"Fox, look out!"

"Gather up some bombs, Fox!"

"Hurry, Fox!"

"Nicely done, Fox."

"What is it, Fox?"

"I'm sensing faint brain patterns. They abandoned ship!"

"Watch out! Something's out there!"

"This isn't all of them. I'm detecting a big enemy presence."

"Aaaaaahhh!!! Foooox!!!"

"I can't get away! Help, Fox!"

"Whew, you saved me! Thanks, Fox."

"This is for helping me."

"Looks like Pigma was planning ahead."

"Look closely! It's been infected by the Aparoids!"

"Slippy! Behind you!"

"I'm picking up a large enemy presence dead ahead!"

"There's no way out of here, Fox!"

"Pigma's up ahead!"

"Hold it, Fox. Look!"

"A mission together at last!"

"Poor, beautiful Sauria... They won't get away with this!"

"That's right. This place recalls many memories for us."

"Sauria should be safe for a long time to come."

"Really taking a beating, haven't you?"

"Those aparoids are serious. Watch your tail Fox!"

"All right. That's enough, boys."

"Ah! That's a radar jammer!"

"We should get radar back once the jammers are taken out."

"Should we search places that radar doesn't show?"

"Thanks, Fox. I think I may have taken some damage."

"That's the way, Fox! You're looking good!"

"Fox, our radar system is almost fully back online."

"All we can do is hope for his safety."

"Thanks to Fox, we can now tell where the enemy is."

"Looks like we can rely on you."

"As long as I'm covering Fox."

"Wing riding's quite a thrill!"

"General Pepper..."

"I never dreamed something like this could happen."

"Help, Fox!"

"Mmm-hmm. Thanks for asking, Fox."

"They want to eradicate us all. I'm not giving up!"

"Fox! Look for a weak point!"

"It's lovely. I wasn't expecting that."

"To drop the shields, we must hit all the hatchers, yes?"

"You have to get on top of it to beat it? What a pain..."

"Hey! That's mine!"

"OK! Got them!"

"(Referring to the Aparoid homeworld) This base is so complicated."

"Don't hesitate, the Queen's afraid of us!"

"Hey, stop joking around!"

"That's no way to treat a lady. Eat this!"

"Not Peppy too! Stop! [When stricken by the Aparoid Queen's impersonations]"

"(Default taunt in VS mode) Here I go."

"(Second taunt in VS mode) Try me."

"(Upon entering a vehicle in VS mode) That's for me!"

"(VS mode victory pose) You're not ready yet."

"They're almost all common scum, in it for the money."

"Oikonny is no pushover. So be careful out there."

"This is it team! Are you ready? Launch all ships!"

"Falco and Slippy,take the left side. Krystal and Fox, hit the right. Everyone strike NOW!"

"That beam's devastating! Watch out, Fox!"

"Roll to deflect its attack!"

"After him, Fox!"

"Oikonny seems to have fled, but, he may be lying in wait for us. I want all of you to proceed with caution."

"Careful, Fox! You never know what a cornered beast might do!"

"Watch how he moves his hands!"

"No! It can't be!"

"It's too early to celebrate... Look!"

"Keep your wits about you, everyone!"

"You're the real deal Fox!"

"Boy, watching you takes me back to when I was a lad..."

"Attack whenever you have the chance!"

"(When taking too long to defeat the Aparoid) Fox! What are you waiting for?"

"(Taking Fox is taking too much damage) Fox! Are you all right?"

"Grr... Fox... Grab that thing and get out of there!"

"Nicely done. I see you have'nt lost any groove."

"Fox, first, get rid of the Aparoids in your path."

"You gotta change weapons to fit the situation!"

"The longer you charge a shot, the stronger it becomes."

"Head out for the target on your radar."

"Destroy the target, Fox!"

"Roll out of harm's way!"

"The blaster's not working on that enemy!"

"Try landing a charge shot!"

"The machine gun's not working on that enemy!"

"On its way! What's the situation?"

"Done! Here's your Landmaster!"

"Transmission complete! It's all yours, Fox!"

"Way to go, Fox! That's the spirit!"

"Don't give up! You can do this, Fox!"

"Look above you and locate Krystal."

"Use your boost to get up the slope."

"Only a few targets left! Keep it up!"

"The distress signal is coming from inside the base, Fox!"

"There's gotta be a base entrance somewhere, Fox!"

"(Aparoids hatchers landing in Kataina outpost) Hmm... This looks bad. Our scans show those things can spawn more aparoids."

"Destroy the Aparoids clinging to the walls!"

"Not bad! Clear the area of all enemies now!"

"The signal's still there, but there's no response."

"You must be able to get inside using the elevators."

"You gotta destroy that last one! Find it on your radar."

"You heard the lady, Fox! You gotta get that Core Memory!"

"Looks like the Landmaster's the only thing that hurts it!"

"Get on top by hovering!"

"That's it, Fox! That's its weak point!"

"Fox! Get that Core Memory!"

"Careful. We don't know anything about what we're up against."

"Hmm, that doesn't sound good."

"Fox! I'm tracking Pigma on radar! Get back to the Great Fox now!"

"You're as good as ever in the Landmaster, Fox."

"Curse you, Pigma! Why'd you run to such a vile place?"

"Understood! Falco and Krystal, deal with those battleships outside!"

"Mind the gauge at the upper left part of the screen! The gauge shows enemy presence around the hideout. Destroy the targets before the gauge gets full!"

"Things are looking up, Fox! Keep it up!"

"Yep! As good as ever, Fox!"

"If things get dicey, use a barrier."

"Use careful timing when hurling grenades."

"Fox! Incoming enemy reinforcements! Go get 'em!"

"Fox! There are new enemies on the space front!"

"When the gauge is rising, hit the space fighters."

"Lock onto foes to use bombs."

"Use your bombs wisely."

"That's it, Fox!"

"You've improved your skills, Fox."

"Whew! We made it by a hare's breath. Nice, Fox."

"Fox! You're being tailed!"

"That's it, Fox! Only a few transfer devices remain!"

"Great, Fox! Only three transfer devices left."

"Nice, Fox! Only two transfer devices left."

"That's it, Fox! Only one transfer device left."

"There must be an elevator! Find it!"

"Well done! This means we can take control of the hideout."

"It's unavoidable, Fox. Repel the enemy with your Arwing."

"Nice going, Fox! That's the end of our operation."

"This is a crisis, team. From the look of things, the climate control generators, well, it looks like it's been out of order for quite a while. If this blizzard keeps up, the planet will once again become barren."

"It's up to you, Fox! I'll make sure the others are ready to launch their Arwings at any time."

"Hmm. All right. So, to get in, we have to turn that shield off first."

"Don't go overboard, Fox."

"The shield generators are being shown on your radar. There are three of them in all. It's up to you, Fox!"

"The shield generators should look like tall towers."

"The shield generators themselves can't be destroyed. You're going to have to take out the power supply. Once you do, head into the climate control center."

"The power supply should be somewhere above you."

"That's it! That's the power supply!"

"The shield's gotta be dealt with first, Fox!"

"Use your radar to find the shield generators!"

"You should see the shield generator any moment now."

"Head for the middle control center!"

"Fox! Your survival is priority number one!"

"Fox! Use the plasma cannon!"

"I've finished the Arwing transfer preparations."

"Deal with Pigma later! Without the climate control center, we'll never stop the blizzards again!"

"If you don't destroy the targets, this planet is doomed. You've got to destroy them and stop the explosion!"

"We don't have much time!"

"Fox! Your bombs! Hold some of them in reserve!"

"The hatch is open! Now's your chance!"

"You've got to utilize your brakes!"

"Watch out! It's charging up energy!"

"You must stop them at any cost!"

"Fox! You must get bombs inside that thing!"

"What's going on, Fox?! That generator won't wait!"

"One more shot! Move it, Fox!"

"Fox, I'm sending you an Arwing!"

"Machines are machines, after all. Those without strong wills can easily be turned to evil."

"The climate control center's still working. Nice job."

"All right! This time, we'll get that Core Memory from Pigma!"

"Roll! You've got to try rolling!"

"You're gonna get hit! Use your brakes!"

"Just like Pigma. He never missed a trick."

"To your left, Fox!"

"Be careful not to hit that wall!"

"Fox, proceed with caution!"

"Fox! The Core Memory that Pigma stole must be inside that thing!"

"Looking good, Fox! Keep it up!"

"Incoming meteors! Watch out!"

"Tilt your ship and slip by!"

"Yeah, there you go! It's working!"

"That energy reading's huge! Move your tail, Fox!"

"Avoid the missiles and wait for your chance!"

"Aparoid hatchers. This must be how they multiply. If we can destroy those hatchers, we might just have a chance."

"Fox! You know about the might gauge, right? The gauge shows enemy strength in the skies of Sauria. Watch the gauge and go to the skies when necessary."

"Way to go, Fox! Keep up the good work!"

"Nicely done, Fox! Take out the remaining targets!"

"Fox! Enemy reinforcements have just flown in!"

"I've never seen a Landmaster used so well, Fox."

"Assess the conditions and use the Landmaster or Arwing."

"Are you okay? Watch out for the anti-aircraft cannons!"

"That's it, Fox! There are only a few hatchers left!"

"Don't worry. I'm sure they've found refuge somewhere."

"If we save Sauria, you'll get a chance to see him."

"Well done, Fox! Three more hatchers to hit!"

"Way to go, Fox! Two more hatchers remaining."

"Nice work, Fox! That leaves one hatcher to go."

"Excellent work, Fox! Sauria is saved!"

"Oh, no! He's in serious trouble!"

"Don't worry about all the enemies. Concentrate your fire on the radar jammers!"

"There're more lurking about near the radar jammers. If we don't take them all out, we can't use radar! Destroy every last one of those radar jammers!"

"You can use the sniper rifle to see faraway objects."

"Use the sniper rifle for far-off enemies!"

"Fox, you can likely get a bead on it from the surface."

"Yes! Keep up the good work, Fox!"

"Watch out for enemies behind you too, Fox!"

"Watch out for the enemies lurking behind the buildings!"

"Excellent, Fox! Take out the stragglers as well!"

"Doing great, Fox! You're chewing through 'em!"

"Good going, Fox! Just a few more!"

"Only a few targets left! Don't let up now!"

"Great, Fox! Now we can use radar. I've sent you an Arwing! Find it on your radar!"

"Hold it. That silhouette... Is that the General's flagship?"

"That's it. A bit more now, Fox. Keep it up. We may end it by hurting just the machinery."

"General Pepper!"

"General, are you alright?"

"*Laughs* Looks like I'll never make retirement now. Urgh!"

"Contact the Medical Corps. One way or another, my duty's done."

"They aren't gonna make our trip to their homeworld an easy one."

"You gotta protect that gate! It's up to you, guys!"

"Do your best! We can't let 'em take this position."

"Come on, everyone! We can't give up now!"

"What's that?!"

"A missile?!"

"Listen to me, team. Don't waste a single shot. Something that gigantic will take out more than just the gate."

"Fox! Forget about those distractions! You've got to shoot down that missile!"

"Trust the radar! You must find it!"

"Concentrate your fire on the weak point!"

"Take it down! Don't let even one part get through!"

"Well, it's almost time."

"Wait. Its size and mass are disproportionate!"

"Look there! That must be where the Aparoids came from! Maybe we could use it to make our way to the planet interior."

"Even if we could move forward, that's as far as we'd get. It'll be dangerous, but we've got to demolish all of the generators and turn off that shield!"

"Let's hit 'em before they solidify defensive positions!"

"This is do-or-die time. I'm counting on every one of you!"

"It may be that it's protected by a barrier generator. There must be barrier generators somewhere nearby. Your job now is to search it out and destroy it!"

"Yes! That's the way!"

"You did it! Now, move on to the next target."

"I'm getting updates on the battle progress in the different areas. "Grrr... I don't think I'm going to say I put up a very good fight." "We've lost 20% of the fleet. We've no choice but to retreat." Listen up, everyone! We gotta breach this. We gotta!"

"This is the enemy stronghold. Proceed with caution."

"There aren't many left now, Fox. It's up to you!"

"It's their homeworld. You've got to expect some resistance."

"You're pushing this happy-go-lucky thing to the limit, Slippy!"

"Fox! You've gotta get busy destroying things!"

"The hatcher is located directly under the base. Take that thing out with your Arwing! Get to it, Fox!"

"The target's below you! Hurry, Fox!"

"You get shot down there and your streak's over."

"Blast! We're losing communications again! It looks like we may be the last hope. Don't give up! If only someone can defeat the Queen! If we can insert the program, everything will be fine!"

"Fox, Falco, Krystal, Slippy, I'm proud to have fought alongside each of you."

"It's nothing. I'm just babbling, that's all."

"You did it, Fox! Now we can invade the base!"

"Out of the way, everybody!"

"Who cares?! Divert all energy to the main guns! FIRE!!!"

"Too bad! We're going out in style!"

"Back off, all of you!"

"Yes, this is my duty, Fox. And now you must fulfil your duty as well!"

"What are you fools doing? That shield will be right back! Go! Get out of here!"

"Hey, you're all okay! Hoo, that was hairy. I promise, I'm really gonna retire after this!"

"Hmm. What now, Fox, hm?"

"You can use a sniper rifle to pick off foes at a distance."

"The air fight's lookin' grim...attack those flying aparoids!"

"You did great, Fox! The flying Aparoids are thinned out."

"If we don't do something, our foes will rule the skies!"

"We're being overrun here..blast the space fighters!"

"Never give up. Trust your senses."

"What? It's accelerating!"

"It accelerates as it loses parts! Watch out!"

"That's a transfer device! Hurry up and destroy it!"

"Use your boost to catch up."

"See anything that looks like an entrance near there?"

"Do a barrel roll!"

"There are enemies behind you! Do a loop!"

"Lift lock released."

"The enemy flagship is fleeing to Fortuna."

"Affirmative."

"Enemy base located directly ahead. Oikonny is there as well."

"Aparoid! Aparoid! Aparoid!"

"A new target has been confirmed."

"Gateway initiation detected. Enemy force increasing."

"Destruction of transfer device confirmed."

"We have arrived at Fichina. This is where we lost track of Pigma."

"Affirmative. The climate control center is protected by a shield."

"The Landmaster will not fit inside the center."

"Danger! Danger! Climate control center generator approaching critical overload."

"Pigma's trail leads to this area."

"Detecting high energy buildup in center of enemy mass."

"Destruction of hatcher confirmed."

"Radar jammers are in place. Radar use is impossible."

"Unknown vessel approaching at high speed."

"A huge aparoid force has warped in. They are targeting the gate."

"WARNING! WARNING! Warp signature detected."

"Giant aparoid approaching. Inbound missile."

"Missile approaching. It is targeting the gate."

"New missiles detected. They are approaching the gate."

"Warning! Warning! Multiple missles detected."

"Only certain areas can be damaged."

"Warning! Warning! Missile approaching."

"Another missile detected."

"Analysis complete. Missile is composite of multiple parts."

"Opening fleet-wide transmission channel."

"Coordinates of aparoid system confirmed and stored in memory."

"Multiple shield generators detected. Displaying now."

"Sensors detecting new presence... A hatcher."

"New hatchers located under the base."

"Extreme impairment. Main hull will not survive more damage."

"Damage capacity exceeded."

"The climate control center shield has been disabled."

"You fools! What are you idiots up to now?"

"You're on my turf now. Watch...Your...Step...Fox!"

"Pigma? Don't know anything about Pigma. But there is one thing: I'm owed an apology, and I WILL have it!"

"That's easy to say after all you've done. Enough small talk! Let's settle this, Fox!"

"Don't get uppity, you amateurs!"

"Don't mess with me, Fox!"

"(If you stay in the base instead of fighting him) No hiding, Fox. Show your face!"

"Now you've done it..."

"Go down, Fox!"

"Can't believe I'd get beat..."

"What's the problem? You done already?"

"(to Peppy) You still haven't gotten rid of your Arwing, eh, old hare?"

"When I'm finished with you, I'll have a foxtail for my spaceship!"

"I'm gonna burn your brush!"

"You've gotten soft, pup!"

"(Fox gets shot down when Wolf is nearby) You ain't your father, after all!"

"That's enough for now, Fox."

"Pigma's no longer part of Star Wolf. And if he had shown his filthy hide here, my men would have driven him out."

"(To Panther after revealing Pigma's location on Fichina) You talk too much."

"Panther! Leon! Let's go!"

"Remember this, Fox: Star Wolf will take you down one day."

"You're a pitiful sight, pup!"

"(After Wolf saves Fox, Fox asks him what he's doing in Corneria) You're the one who dropped in unannounced... And if anyone's gonna tan your hide, it's gonna be me."

"Wipe that stupid look off your mug... we're not done yet!"

"So, how long do you plan on taking up space on my wing?"

"(if Fox attacks him while riding the wing of his Wolfen) You stupid dog! Get ahold of yourself!"

"(if Fox attacks him while riding the wing of his Wolfen) What are you aiming at?!"

"(if Fox attacks him while riding the wing of his Wolfen) Point that thing at me and you'd better be ready to die, pup."

"(if Fox attacks him while riding the wing of his Wolfen) What are doing to my darling Wolfen!?"

"(if HP is below 1/3 while Fox is riding the wing of his Wolfen) Uhn...I'm not used to...being the one taking damage."

"(if Fox fails to protect the Wolfen's HP from going to zero) Curses!!!"

"(if Fox doesn't do anything while fighting General Pepper) Uh, in case you haven't noticed, the enemy's attacking!"

"They're all over us! The rest is up to you, Fox!"

"Fox! One of these scum has a lock on me!"

"I can't shake 'em! Grrr! Do something, Fox!"

"Bah! Fox! Do you even see the enemy?!?"

"The more we're hit, the worse off we are, Fox!"

"They look like sturdy little monsters, don't they?"

"Curses! Someone's locked on me!"

"I hate that frog."

"Quit your croaking, toady!"

"(if Fox takes moderate damage while riding his Wolfen's wing) Nicely done, Fox."

"(if Fox takes no damage while riding his Wolfen's wing) You got some skills, pal."

"(if Fox takes substantial damage while riding his Wolfen's wing) You're not slipping, are you, Fox?"

"(if Fox takes heavy damage while fighting General Pepper, Krystal rebukes Wolf) Hey, hey! I'm the one who's taking damage here!"

"Looks like they got a thing for us... The battle's on, Fox!"

"These things again? They aren't worth the time!"

"Don't hesitate, Fox! You've got to do it!"

"Fox! Missiles! Shoot 'em down!"

"OK. Looks like the aparoids are in bad shape!"

"Grr! Fox! Don't let 'em attack!"

"Unh...Looks like I'm not as sharp as I used to be."

"Unh... I'm not used to...being the one taking damage."

"Don't start sounding like a coward now, Fox!"

"Leave this missile to us!"

"(After shooting him at Orbital Gate) You want some, boy?!"

"Hey now, what's all this about?"

"Ha! Missile down! That was too easy..."

"Fox! Leave the enemies around the gate to us!"

"(If Fox shoots his missile at Orbital Gate) Didn't you know that was my prey?"

"(If Fox's HP gets low at Orbital Gate) You okay? You look ragged."

"What are you waiting for? Shoot that thing down!"

"So I guess you survived, huh?"

"These scum are proving to be quite a handful."

"Let's do this."

"C'mon, you stinking bugs! Catch us if you can!"

"I thought I told you. I didn't come here to save you."

"Fox, let me give you one piece of advice: Don't hesitate! When the time comes, just act!"

"Fox, Don't hesitate! When the time comes, just act! [When the star fox team is traumatized by the aparoid queen's dark disturbing impersonations]"

"Keep your advice to yourself and your eyes front, pup."

"(Default taunt in VS mode) I'll take care of everything."

"(Second taunt in VS mode) Is that all you've got?"

"(If shot down in VS mode) Oh, a big shot, huh?"

"(Upon entering a vehicle in VS mode) That's mine!"

"(VS mode victory pose) Victory's mine! (Draws two Machine Guns from behind him and starts firing.)"

"*Laughs* I think I'll torment you a bit before I cook you!"

"Who do you think I am?"

"Go ahead and blunder…and you'll end up as a target."

"Ugly bugs… It's no fun fighting unshakable enemies."

"Well, looks like I'm better than the bird."

"That's quite a wingmate you've got there."

"Ha! I'm looking forward to the day I can fight you."

"Are you all beak and no bite, birdbrain?"

"[if he shoots down a missile] Hmph. That was so easy, it was almost boring."

"(If fox attacks him in the Orbital Gate level.) A wise guy, Huh!?"

"Annoying bird, I am the Great Leon!"

"(If Fox attacks him in Corneria) If you fools really want to die, just say the word."

"Hmph! I'm surprised you fools have managed to get this far."

"Well, just go on and do the best you can."

"Heh heh! Doing your best not to show any weak points, eh?"

"What's up? You're shaking, Falco."

"Allow me to introduce myself: I am Panther. All who see my rose meet death! (growling)"

"Make me mad and your life's as good as gone!"

"How could this be? I.. I've been..."

"whistles* Ah, the lovely Krystal. Words do you no justice. I am Panther Caroso. Here's to us. (growling softly)"

"Quiet, Bird."

"How can I resist this beauty? I believe the com record will point you towards Fichina."

"Don't worry about him. You're like Wolf's surrogate gun."

"Oh no! One of my favorite cafes got totaled. When this is all done, I'll have a first-class meal."

"You're doing okay. I expect nothing less from my rival!"

"You want to ride on my wing, Krystal? (Krystal: As long as I'm covering Fox.) Panther: Okay, fine."

"You're looking good, big guy!"

"The General's a tough old hounddog."

"I've got to stop dazzling everyone with my aerial moves."

"I look forward to seeing you again when this is all done."

"(If Fox attacks him during the orbital gate level) You looking to die, runt?"

"*Laughs* Thanks for helping me out!"

"*Laughs* Long time no see, Fox!"

"Since I'm here, I'll just help myself to this!"

"Is it that important? *Laughs* Then I'm gonna be rich!"

"Smell ya later!"

"Yep, it's true! And the one who's pulling the strings is me, Pigma! *Laughs*"

"Up and at 'em, big fella!"

"I wouldn't bother with me right now! That thing looks like it means business!"

"Obey us... Obey us... Obey us... Obey... *snort!* Wha.. Was I just talking in my sleep? No! I won't turn a profit by obeying them! I... I... obey..."

"[Transforming into Aparoid] *Laughs* Incredible..."

"[Transforming into Aparoid] You must join us... Raah!"

"[Transforming into Aparoid] Wroo... Wrah... Rrrraaaaaarrrr!"

"[As Aparoid] Do not resist. You have been warned."

"[As Aparoid] We will answer. We are the ultimate existence. You cannot resist us. You will join us."

"[As Aparoid] Join me."

"[As Aparoid] Hrrnn! Resistance is useless."

"Star Fox, eh? Work him over!"

"Is this guy some kind of demon? Bah! I'll handle him!"

"Blegh! Persistent little pests, aren't you?"

"That's enough hide and seek!"

"Let me show you my true power!"

"I must bring an end to our relationship! Die! Hahahaha!"

"W-watch your mouth! I'll show you!"

"Hahahaha! Is that all you've got?!"

"(If Fox attacks Andrew's head while fighting.) You can't hurt me with that!"

"(Loses one of the arm, then pounding) Gah! It's not over yet!"

"Ahahahaha! Is that all you fools have got!? I am the one and only true heir to the great emperor Andross! The new emperor... Andrew Oikonny- (Oikonny's ship is blasted by an off-screen Aparoid) Uncle Andross....."

"[In combat with Cornerian fleet] No quarter! Show these dogs we mean business!"

"You think you're tough, eh? Well, in that case, it's secret weapon time! Stealth Squadron, open fire!!"

"Uncle Andross! [when he's shot down by an aparoid]"

"Well Fox, Looks like we're not too late!"

"The leader of this rebellion is none other than Oikonny."

"Yes, you must take him down."

"I'm counting on you, now get prepped and go!"

"Members of Star Fox, a grave danger looms. The Lylat System is in peril."

"We know. The research director will brief you on all the details."

"We have detected a distress signal originating from the Katina outpost. However, we're unable to contact anyone there. We suspect aparoid involvement. You must find the distress signal."

"Good work, Star Fox."

"That's right, Fox. Indeed, the time to face the Aparoid Queen has come."

"The source of all aparoid will, the queen herself, makes her vile nest on their home planet. As long as the queen exists, the aparoids will continue to multiply."

"Everyone, heed closely what I am about to say. While you were on Sauria, a colossal aparoid armada appeared. The majority of the Cornerian defense fleet... was decimated."

"The one silver lining is that you are all okay. You're our last hope, Star Fox. The invasion is progressing at an incredible speed."

"The enemy's using radar-jamming devices based on technology we know nothing of."

"Possibly, but you must attack them directly from the surface. Please, Fox, I'm already..."

"Is that you, Fox? Too late. The aparoids..."

"They took me. My body's... no longer under my control."

"This is my final request: Destroy this ship! Destroy me! [ as an aparoid while maintaining his strong free will]"

"You would make me an accomplice to these fiends?"

"My body... It's betraying me! Take me out!"

"Don't worry, Fox! Just fire!"

"Gah... Urgh..."

"I never thought I'd be fighting all of you…"

"I'm sorry. I'm powerless! Shoot! Shoot me!"

"No reason to wait. I'm already an aparoid."

"Let me die in battle! Do not let me transform!"

"Honor… Let me keep my honor, Fox!"

"RRRRRAAAHHH!!! [almost killed as an aparoid]"

"Is that you, Peppy? What have you done...?"

"Hello again, everybody!"

"I believe it date back about 17 years ago..."

"A whole fleet was destroyed by a sole aparoid."

"We were somehow able to survive that trial, but that was just a taste of what's coming."

"This is Beltino. We did it, team. We found the location of the homeworld!"

"Wait! You can't go yet."

"Yes, I know that, Slippy. But, if you go as-is, you'll just get killed. Take the self-destruct program."

"I've discovered that the aparoids are vulnerable to apoptosis."

"Right! And I'm making a program to set off a chain reaction in those cells. If you fire the program into the queen, all aparoids will self destruct!"

"Now all we have to do is gift-wrap it for the Aparoid Queen."

"Do your best, team."

"My apologies, I need a little more time."

"Hold out for a little while longer!"

"Only a little bit more, and the program will be complete!"

"Well done! We've just finished the self-destruct program too!"

"Attention, fleet of Corneria. We in command have done all we can. From here on out, we're trusting everything to you. So please, do your best, but try to come back alive."

"Link the gate! Target: the Aparoid Homeworld!"

"All for us... all things in the universe... will be ours..."

"All for us... Everything in this universe exists for us. Bow before us... Submit to us!"

"We are perfection. We possess all knowledge."

"We are perfect. We are not the same as these fell creatures."

"We are the perfect being. We are truth."

"Such pointless actions..."

"We are the ones who survive. Resistance is nothing."

"NO! WE ARE TRUTH! ONLY US! NO!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! [explodes and dies]"

"(Pigma???) Fox..."

"Fox, don't be a fool. Stop all this nonsense..."

"(General Pepper???) Star Fox team, admit defeat..."

"(Peppy???) Give in. This is not sacrifice. It is evolution."

"(James McCloud??????) Fox..."

"That's enough, there's no need for you to be hurt anymore."

"Let us live as one..."

"(General Pepper???) Let us live together...together..."

"(Pigma???) Live as one..."

"(Peppy???) Whatever you do, you cannot win, Fox."

"(James McCloud??????) Fox.. There's no need to fight anymore."

"All of you...Join us... It's your only salvation..."

"(Pigma???) You're fools... Get smart and surrender..."

"(ROB???) Probability of team Star Fox victory is zero..."

"(James McCloud??????) Stop right there, Fox!"

"Fox... I'll show you a brand new world..."

"Fox: You're hideous! Filthy aparoid!"

"Ruffian: Don't you idiots know this is part of Lord O'Donnell's terroritory?"

"Ruffian: We don't know about no Pigma or any other fool. And now that we know you're Star Fox, you ain't goin' nowhere!"

"Ruffian: C'mon, you lazy scum! Let's skin this fox and his whole crew! Get more guys up here! Come on!"

"Ruffian: Gah! Scum!"

"Ruffian: Ahh! I'm done for!!"

"Ruffian: I'll remember this!"

"Ruffian: Who are these guys?!?"

"Ruffian: We got the fox cornered!"

"Ruffian: We'll take your tail as a trophy!"

"Ruffian: Are they really this tough or just lucky?"

"Ruffian: Listen up scum! We protect the elevator till the end!"

"Ruffian: Let's skin this fox already!"

"Ruffian: Let 'em have it, boys!"

"Sentry Bot: Destroy intruders."

"Tricky: Fox! Krystal! I knew you'd come! Thank you so much!"

"Tricky: Yeah, yeah! I'll take care of things here so you two can come back on your honeymoon!"

"Tricky: You said you weren't going to treat me like a kid anymore!"

"Tricky: You're just mad cause you don't want to talk about it."

"Ruffian: Shoot! They made it all the way up here?"

"Ape Soldier: Star Fox is headed this way!"

"Ape Soldier: What? Are you..."

"Venomian Ship Commander: The Cornerian fleet has broken through our front lines! They're everywhere!"

"Dog Fleet Commander: Remnants of Andross' butchers! You've kept us busy, but now, your end is at hand."

"Dog Fleet Commander: All ships! Battle Formation V! Break through the center!"

"Dog Fleet Commander: [grunts] Stinking ape! We underestimated the strength of his reserves!"

"Dog Soldier: I feel a lot more confident with you around!"

"Dog Soldier: Is this the end?"

"Ape Soldier: Our final line of defense has been penetrated!"

"Dog Soldier: Commander! Aah!"

"Dog Soldier: Great Fox?! Command! It's the Star Fox Team!"

"Dog Soldier: You have our thanks. Be careful out there."

"Dog Soldier: Whew, we made it."

"Dog Soldier: We'll protect the gate!"

"Dog Soldier: Y-you blasted bugs!"

"Dog Soldier: We'll stop 'em here!"

"Dog Soldier: All right, soldiers! The rest is up to you!"

"Dog Soldier: Thanks! The more we destroy, the better."

"Ruffian: We've got to hold out until the boss gets back."

"Ruffian: Boss! You're here!"

"I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"

"Outta my way, jerkass!"

"I’m not a very good driver."

"I'm a lean, mean... speed thingy!"

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!"

"Smashy smashy!"

"Sexy mommy needs a ride!"

"Slow and steady wins the race."

"(in the opening) Transcending history, and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold."

"(in battle) The almighty ones have granted you a sword to cut your own path."

"(in battle) Entrust your noble soul in your sword."

"(in battle) Watched over by the almighty ones, they unleash their fury."

"(in battle) Fate conspired to arrange their battle."

"(in battle) A hero desires a sword, and a sword desires truth."

"(in battle) The fighters face a gruesome quest to search for the ultimate sword."

"(in battle) Now, two souls are fiercely entangled."

"(About Raphael) A solemn madness hones his blade."

"(About Raphael) Love and betrayal slowly intertwine."

"(About Talim) To appease the stars, the last priestess rises to the challenge."

"(About Talim) She rides the wind freely, singing her wind songs."

"(About Yun-Seong) Youth and passion combine to create a hardened warrior."

"(About Yun-Seong) His desire to surpass others drives him onward."

"(About Cassandra) If the love for her family is power, then no one is stronger."

"(About Cassandra) She chooses her path like a free bird."

"(About Mitsurugi) His motivation is the thirst for power."

"(About Mitsurugi) Battles risking the soul, a man becomes a slave to his own ambition."

"(About Taki) Her shadow moves with stealth, then disappears into darkness."

"(About Taki) She raises her swords to strike down demons."

"(About Kilik) He plunges head-first into the vortex of destiny."

"(About Kilik) His gentle eyes reveal a man of strong will."

"(About Xianghua) She stands again before the start of a new legend."

"(About Xianghua) Her graceful sword dance cuts through enemies."

"(About Maxi) His soul burns violently for vengeance."

"(About Maxi) A man rises again, for his fallen comrades."

"(About Yoshimitsu) A man veiled in mystery appears."

"(About Yoshimitsu) His purpose is shrouded in mystery."

"(About Voldo) The power of darkness turns the gears of madness once again."

"(About Voldo) He lives only to fulfill his master's last wish."

"(About Astaroth) The Warrior of Doom brandishes his axe, and gives his war cry."

"(About Astaroth) The man from the black mist bore a light of madness."

"(About Ivy) Her resolve is stronger and more tragic than any other."

"(About Ivy) A difficult journey lies ahead of her."

"(About Cervantes) The Evil Sword came back to life in his hands."

"(About Cervantes) He lusts for the power and madness he once savored."

"(About Nightmare) Hungry for souls, an evil force enslaves him."

"(About Nightmare) The delicate balance between good and evil wavers within him."

"(About Sophitia) The holy light gave power to the soul of the Valkyrie."

"(About Sophitia) The grief reflected in her eyes drives her to the battles."

"(About Seong-Mina) Facing her enemies head-on, her spirit cannot be repressed."

"(About Seong-Mina) Her soul knows no solace in the constant turmoil of her quest."

"(About Charade) Seeking to complete itself, a fragment takes on human form."

"(About Charade) Beware of the Evil Blade's powers."

"(About Necrid) His fate is to live with the pain of countless regrets."

"(About Necrid) Will this victim of the evil sword ever find peace?"

"(About Heihachi) His Iron Fist is unstoppable."

"(About Heihachi) With an iron will, he travels his own path."

"(About Link) He quests for peace and harmony."

"(About Link) His courage and faith are his greatest weapons."

"(About Spawn) A messenger from Hell cometh."

"(About Spawn) With sorrow and anger hidden behind his mask, he stands his ground."

"(About Inferno) The seal was broken, and a new era of terror has begun."

"(About Inferno) The terror known as The Catastrophe has revealed itself."

"Well then, let us dance!"

"You're quite the rude one."

"To be honest, I'm irritated."

"How pathetic."

"No problem, this is part of my plan."

"You're pretty reckless."

"Allow me to entertain you!"

"Don't think you can flee."

"You cannot go against my blade."

"You're not even worth killing."

"Fool, you delude yourself."

"Know your place!"

"Stay down. It suits you."

"(scoffs) Not a bad dance."

"Even beasts know when to give up."

"(chuckles) As expected."

"Go away. How does reality feel?"

"You're revolting. Go away."

"You're disgusting..."

"It's too late to resist."

"Do not anger me any further."

"I'm not here to play! (laughs maniacally)"

"Do you really think you're right? How pathetic."

"You are not enough to stop me."

"Enough, die already."

"I shall put an end to your misery."

"(To Heihachi, in his own Destined Battle) If you're eager to die, then that's fine by me."

"(To Link, in his own Destined Battle) Watch quietly and learn."

"(To Spawn, in his own Destined Battle) Phantom! What do you want with me?"

"(To Nightmare, in his Destined Battle with him) You're too weak for that, aren't you?"

"(After defeating Nightmare) You have failed, but I will not!"

"(Encountering Inferno) What is happening? Impossible!"

"(Defeating Inferno) So this is Soul Edge... (laughs maniacally)"

"Wind, guide me."

"Don't worry Talim, believe in yourself."

"Calm down, Talim... Okay."

"I won't back down!"

"Do you really want to do this?"

"I'm not going to run. I must fight!"

"I am one with the wind."

"Prepare yourself!"

"Well, let's begin."

"I won't hold back!"

"I won't run away!"

"Please, let me through."

"My heart is still pounding."

"My hands are still burning."

"I've got to go on!"

"Okay! I won! (chuckles with relief)"

"I must fight. It's not over yet."

"Don't worry, you'll be okay."

"I can do this!"

"This isn't over yet."

"You did your best. I respect that."

"You're full of nothing."

"I was just lucky."

"Won't you please give up?"

"Conflict lies within you."

"I don't want regrets."

"I will follow my own path."

"Who's responsible for this?"

"(To Necrid, in his own Destined Battle) What are you?"

"(To Necrid, in his own Destined Battle, continued) You're human, aren't you?"

"(To Yun-Seong, in her Destined Battle with him) I can't let you go on. The sword is evil!"

"(After defeating Yun-Seong) I'm sorry! Please try to understand."

"(Encountering Inferno) You will not leave this place."

"(Defeating Inferno) Go, return to that from which you came."

"Quit now, if you want to live!"

"All right, let's do this!"

"All right, let's start!"

"All right, let's go!"

"All right, I'm itching for a fight!"

"Just what I wanted!"

"(Battle Cry) Watch this!"

"(Battle Cry) You're going down!"

"Do you seriously want to fight?"

"Anytime you're ready!"

"I can't wait to take you down!"

"Talk is cheap in battle!"

"I'm not going to lose to fools like you!"

"Don't make me waste my time."

"It doesn't matter how many of you there are!"

"(Ora!) Hear the scream of my sword!"

"Alright! All's well that ends well!"

"(Ha!) That was great!"

"Not quite good enough."

"I hardly broke a sweat!"

"Still breathing?"

"How's that? Still breathing?"

"(Ora!) It's a matter of skill!"

"(Ora!) That's it?"

"Not too bad."

"Man, I'm much better looking than you."

"That was too easy! No problem!"

"That was better than the last time!"

"(Battle Cry) Come back when you're ready!"

"Nothing can stop me!"

"I'm unstoppable!"

"Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!"

"...I don't believe this."

"Oh, come on..."

"(to Talim, in his Destined Battle with her) I don't care if it's evil. I will protect my country!"

"(After defeating Talim) Sorry, but I have to go."

"(Encountering Inferno) That sword is definitely evil."

"(Defeating Inferno) (Ora!) Did you feel my true strength?!"

"Swords are not toys!"

"Fine, I accept your challenge!"

"Don't cry!"

"It's too late to beg for mercy."

"There will be no mercy."

"(to Taki, in his Destined Battle with her) You again? I've had enough of you!"

"(After defeating Taki) No one will take Soul Edge from me!"

"(Encountering Inferno) I will defeat you, no matter what!"

"(Defeating Inferno) This isn't what I've been searching for..."

"Give up already."

"It's time to die."

"(Chuckles) I like that."

"No one can escape from me!"

"This sword is my destiny."

"This sword... (laughs maniacally)"

"There, are you satisfied now?"

"Don't move!"

"This is the end!"

"(To Cervantes, in her Destined Battle with him) Silence! I can change my own destiny!"

"(After defeating Cervantes) You die first, I will join you someday."

"(Encountering Inferno) Begone, evil!"

"(Defeating Inferno) This is the end of my cursed journey."

"Offer your soul!"

"Annihilate!"

"Sword, give me strength!"

"I will show you the greatest Nightmare."

"There's no turning back."

"Bloodbath!"

"Souls, give me strength!"

"Souls, come unto me!"

"My thirst is endless!"

"Blood, darkness, come unto me!"

"More, need more souls!"

"Hurry, give me the next soul!"

"This is it!"

"Ahahahahaha! Go away!"

"I'll be restored soon!"

"This is..."

"...the end!"

"Come unto me!"

"(To Raphael, in his Destined Battle with him) You conceited, wretched human!"

"(After defeating Raphael) You're pathetic... Go away!"

"(Encountering Inferno) I've been waiting for this day, for too long!"

"(Defeating Inferno) Yes, this is it..."

"Is there no other way?"

"Here, come on!"

"Master, I will do this!"

"No use in talking, huh? Fine!"

"Don't cry for mercy."

"Are you ready?"

"(Battle Cry) Over already?"

"(Battle Cry) You should give up."

"(Snickers) This rod will be your doom!"

"I got you!"

"(Battle Cry) You still want more?"

"(Battle Cry) Are you ready for this?"

"(Battle Cry) Nothing will come of hate."

"Sorry, but I need you to stay down."

"Sister, show me the way."

"Kali-Yuga, show me the path!"

"Listen to the beat of my soul!"

"(Fierce Battle Cry) I'm done with you!"

"You're not ready for me."

"(Battle Cry) I've got to focus!"

"Master, I won't let you down!"

"Not over yet!"

"(To Xianghua, in his Destined Battle with her) You can't fight this with strength alone! Please understand, Xianghua!"

"(After defeating Xianghua) Xianghua, I can't let you risk your life."

"(Encountering Inferno) Listen, can you hear my soul scream?!"

"(Defeating Inferno) I will lay my soul on the line!"

"Here I come!"

"Show me what you've got!"

"You're going to regret this!"

"Okay, time to say your prayers!"

"Are you sure you want to fight?"

"Last chance if you want to quit!"

"We live in a dangerous world."

"Don't worry, it'll be over soon."

"You're gonna be sorry!"

"Don't cry, okay?"

"Come and get me!"

"Justice will prevail! Just kidding!"

"Hope you have a long life! Just kidding!"

"I'm stronger than all of you! (Giggles)"

"That was great! Yeah! (Giggles)"

"Here we go!"

"I said no mercy!"

"(clears throat) How's that?"

"(giggles) Do you want more?!"

"That was fun!"

"That's that. (giggles)"

"Oh, was I being a meanie?"

"How's that? I said no mercy!"

"(To Kilik, in her Destined Battle with him) I can't let you go any further, Kilik!"

"(After defeating Kilik) What you're trying to do is too dangerous!"

"(Encountering Inferno) Sorry I'm late. I'll get you this time!"

"(Defeating Inferno) Evil must be destroyed! It's the only way!"

"(Scoffs) You're all the same."

"You can't stop me!"

"You're a pain."

"Come on! Let's finish this!"

"So, you want me to knock you out?"

"You want a piece of me?"

"You're going down!"

"I can't promise that you'll live."

"Out of my way!"

"Get out of my way!"

"This stinks."

"My, my, aren't we calm?"

"You're gonna regret it!"

"Fine, let's go."

"What? Can't get up?"

"Don't underestimate me."

"(Scoffs) That was fun!"

"(Scoffs) I'm really disappointed."

"How pathetic! You disappoint me."

"Hurts, doesn't it?"

"(Battle Cry) What a joke. Get outta my sight!"

"(Battle Cry) Admit it, you lost."

"(Battle Cry) Victory is mine!"

"(Battle Cry) Stay down!"

"(Battle Cry) It doesn't matter how many people you've got!"

"(Battle Cry, then scoffs) And you thought you'd win?"

"Revenge is mine!"

"I messed up..."

"This must be some kind of a joke!"

"(To Astaroth, in his Destined Battle with him) Do you remember me, you freak?!"

"(After defeating Astaroth) This time, my revenge is complete!"

"(Encountering Inferno) What is this?...Do I know this?"

"(Defeating Inferno) How could I have forgotten?"

"I'm through with words!"

"(Hoo!) Are you ready?"

"Don't waste my time, let's go!"

"Nothing personal, but I must win."

"It's useless to resist."

"It's time for you to sleep!"

"Evil... begone!"

"Stay down!"

"Don't resist!"

"You let your guard down."

"You're all show."

"You're all talk. Stay down."

"I failed..."

"It can't be..."

"(To Mitsurugi, in her Destined Battle with him) Hmph! Haven't you had enough?"

"(After defeating Mitsurugi) It's time for you to go home."

"(Encountering Inferno) I can feel the evil!"

"(Defeating Inferno) Demon captured!"

"Exterminate!"

"Shut up and die!"

"Go ahead and struggle!"

"Destroy all!"

"Begone, you scum!"

"I will crush you!"

"Don't expect to die peacefully!"

"Do you want to die that badly?"

"Don't move... I'll bury you!"

"It will rain blood today!"

"Don't scream! Worms!"

"Ready to die?"

"I'm gonna tear you apart!"

"Begone, you filth!"

"Disappear forever!"

"Go ahead and struggle, scum!"

"I will grind you to death!"

"I'm not going to go easy on you!"

"Your soul is mine!"

"Know your place, scum!"

"Dead already?"

"Squirm! Scream! Kill!"

"Squirm! Scream!"

"Struggle! Begone!"

"Ridiculous."

"Don't make me laugh!"

"Who's next?"

"Amuse me again!"

"Stop screaming, worm!"

"Squirm! Scream! Die!"

"Begone, scum!"

"Get out of my sight!"

"You make me laugh!"

"Stop screaming! My ears hurt!"

"Is this the end?"

"I'll take your soul."

"Shatter... scatter!"

"Take this!"

"Disgusting!"

"Go to hell!"

"How's this?"

"Disappear!"

"Did I kill ya?"

"You swine!"

"(To Maxi, in his Destined Battle with him) Pretentious little bug!"

"(After defeating Maxi) You all look the same to me!"

"(Encountering Inferno) Don't disappoint me!"

"(Defeating Inferno) Need more souls!"

"Do not defy me!"

"Beg for mercy before me!"

"Wallow in your despair!"

"Pray while you can!"

"Show me your soul!"

"Darkness is coming."

"Now, leave your soul here."

"Taste my pain!"

"I will burn you to ashes!"

"You dare to defy me?"

"No one can stop me!"

"Kneel before me!"

"Bow before me while you have the chance!"

"You shall be my nourishment!"

"Wallow in despair!"

"How dare you. I will crush you!"

"Now, leave your soul to me!"

"I'm impressed."

"No, I won't allow it!"

"I need more souls!"

"Hm, haha, hah, haaah!"

"Come with me to hell!"

"Your resistance is in vain!"

"Begging for mercy? I'm disappointed."

"I will feast on your soul!"

"This is how true despair feels!"

"Now, you're apart of me!"

"Die with regret, you fool!"

"That's all? I'm disappointed."

"Offer your soul to me!"

"Fool, fear my power!"

"Your soul makes a poor meal!"

"Your struggle was useless."

"Hm, hm, hm! What's the matter, you want to stop already?"

"I had more fun than I thought I would!"

"Damn you, I won't allow this!"

"It calls me!"

"Your soul is not bad."

"I am immortal!"

"Not so fast!"

"Stop struggling!"

"Not enough!"

"Burn to ashes!"

"Stop flailing!"

"Prepare to die!"

"You... rabble!"

"Not good enough!"

"Regret your decision!"

"Give it up!"

"It's useless!"

"(To Ivy, in his Destined Battle with her) Come back to me, my child."

"(After defeating Ivy) I'm disappointed! What a useless daughter."

"(Encountering Inferno) Ahhh! Familiar cries. Now, come back to me!"

"(Defeating Inferno) Power flows through me!"

"You forget what it means to be human Pious! The human race will never go quietly into the darkness, for as long as you have spent summoning your lord people have struggled against you. Now, thanks to their efforts I have three of the Ancient’s essences. Now Pious, this is the end!"

"What have I done!?"

"As I gazed up at the Ancient I had brought into this world to stop Pious', my mistake was made clear. This Ancient could lay the world to ruin just as easily as Pious’ would have. And yet, as quickly as it began, it ended. To think, that once I could not see beyond the veil of our reality. To see those who dwell behind…I was once a fool."

"There was something more, like a hole being opened in my mind, disguising the thoughts there. I can almost see it; I have a strong ally, but where? I must look toward the future; my work is not yet done."

"Where emptiness had been, new knowledge now seeped inside. Something happened then, I realized that I was not the only one. That there were many others like me, in other places, other universes, fighting the same fight, all to serve the needs of the great Ancient, and to have my world spared, from Eternal Darkness."

"Flesh. Bone. Bound together with the oddest magickal incantation. This wretched book is where it all began so long ago. Before time, Before humanity. I am doctor Edward Roivas. I am a clinical Psychologist. I am also dead. This is not my story, nor even the story of the Roivas family. It is the story of humanity. Like it or not, believe it or not as you will. Your perceptions will not change reality, but simply colour it. Humanity has been on the edge of extinction for two millennia. Ignorant of so much, and dependent on so few. The guardians grow restless. Their time once again near. Whether by fate or misfortune, my family has crossed their path. And they didn’t take kindly too it. Their attention turns to my grand-daughter. For she is the last of my line, and the last hope of humanity."

"I cannot say what was the true beginning, nor am I sure of its end. So perhaps this is the best place to start: I am reminded of ideas I first encountered in Sir James George Frazer’s book “The Golden Bough: A study in Magic and Religion.” We are overwhelmed by our very human need to weave a web of meaning where there may be none. Since time immemorial, ancient peoples have dressed up their lack of knowledge as gods and demons. I have discovered that sometimes, the fates of gods and mortals intertwine – and legends are born..."

"It is apparent that the endeavors of mankind are mere puppetry at the hands of the Ancients. Whenever a king vows reform, the ancients move quickly to stifle it. Under the auspices of Emperor Charlemagne the Frank, the new Holy Roman Empire was at the height of its power."

"Dreams: Modern psychology offers only unproven theories. Some see them as the meaningless tossing and turning of a brain settling into a restful sleep. Others see them as laden with symbols of our unconscious desires. To still others, dreams represent the upwelling of the archetypes, normally hidden deep within the recesses of the human collective unconscious. Of one thing I am certain: after a brush with the Ancients, our dreams metamorphosize into nightmares..."

"I will not argue that I was shocked by the sudden mention of my ancestors – the distinguished Dr. Maximillian Roivas! It chilled me to my bones! Where had this ancient book come from? How had my ancestor stumbled upon it? I feverishly began to read more, eager to learn his story. It seems that Maximillian had inherited his father’s mansion, just as I had. Alone since the death of his wife, and since his children had their own adult lives, he explored the house to discover his family roots..."

"The Ancient’s influence was incredible. From all walks of life, to all parts of our world, their tendrils crept and wrought their insidious damage. Their prisons decayed constantly as their Guardian’s work continued. I discovered mention of a breakthrough in satellite RADAR imaging that revealed the presence of a hitherto unknown temple mound in the Angkor Thom region of Cambodia. An archaeologist of some repute, Dr. Edwin Lindsey, took it upon himself to investigate the area, to reveal the secrets of history. Unfortunately, the local government at the time thought differently, requiring that Lindsey find other means into the country and to finance the expedition. He found these in Paul Augustine, a collector of rare items who professed an interest in the discovery and agreed to help. After a dysentery-riddled two-week venture, Lindsey and Augustine located the remains of an ancient City Temple, dating back to the 12th Century..."

"In Europe, during the time of the inquisition, paranoia and corruption ran deep. With the fear of devilry running rampant, the Ancient’s corruption extended far beyond the knowledge, corrupting all that could be corrupted. My researches uncovered an interesting incident: A Franciscan monk named Paul Luther was travelling through the region of Amiens during the witch hunts of the inquisition. Now under martial law, the inquisition prevented anyone from leaving the town and its nearby Cathedral, for everyone was suspect..."

"Much has been written about the exploits of conquerors. In the context of history, one man’s champion is another man’s nemesis: hero or murderer. Much has been written, but what has not is far more interesting. The Tome of Eternal Darkness mentions a Venetian artist and architect of the Renaissance, named Roberto Bianchi. Roaming abroad for inspiration, he was captured by a warlord expanding his empire. He forced Roberto to use his architectural and engineering skills to construct a monument to his greatness. To complete his task, he must survey the site..."

"The “War to end all wars” redefined how mankind looked at war, and the value of human life. Over 19,000 men lost their lives every day in the trenches of the Somme. Some say uselessly, some invoke a higher cause. I read accounts of the slaughter from many journalists who spent time in the trenches, but I found the account of a certain Peter Jacob to be the most horrible of all… His implication about the Ancient’s involvement with the war was hideous, and so obvious… With the horror of the Battle of the Somme scant miles away and the distant echoes of pounding artillery, a young journalist named Peter Jacob researched his latest story from the frontlines. His grim task brought him to Oublié Cathedral, now transformed into a field hospital…"

"My education in psychology did not prepare me. I would like to see how Freud’s view of his mother would change with the knowledge of Chattur’gha. How Skinner would incorporate Xel’lotath in his behaviourists theories. How Jung would accommodate Ulyaoth into his theory of the collective unconscious. Like my ancestor Maximillian, I too had an interest in my family tree. As a psychiatrist, I believed that science could provide answers into my family’s sordid, bizarre past. It was with great excitement that I began my search. The mansion’s history was filled with my colorful predecessors. Everything from convicted and hung witches, to committed madmen, each laying their own peculiar mark on its character. I intended to find their secrets."

"Wherever disaster and death lurk, there is likely to be an Ancient just beyond our senses, waiting. They prey on our misfortune, and exploit it toward their own twisted ends. When hundreds of oil fields are set ablaze on the heels of war, the Ancients grip tightens, knowing that lives will be forfeit, and resources squandered. But a few people make a difference. People like Michael Edwards, a Canadian industrial firefighter hired to put an end to the insanity at the end of the war. Ironically for him, the insanity was just beginning."

"Quickly Alex! We must bind this creature! It cannot be allowed to remain in this universe!"

"It is finally over my dear. The Ancients plans are finished, for now at least. You have proven to be an incredibly courageous young woman. Your mother and father would have been proud of you, just as I am. I’m sorry it had to be like this, it’s not quite the inheritance I had in mind for you, but there was so little time, and so much to do. Goodbye Alex, I will miss you."

"And so it comes to pass. Of the three Ancients, there is nothing. The mighty Chattur’gha has obliterated the insanity of Xel’lotath. The madness of Xel’lotath has overcome the power of Ulyaoth. The boundless Ulyaoth has decimated the power of Chattur’gha. All at once, separate and simultaneous, for the universe is made of many time streams, many possibilities, all in harmonious synchronicity. Only Mantorok remains, slowly dying. Mantorok, keeper, overseer, warden of Ancients, chaos, an entity trapped between the veils of reality, and the enchanted stakes that impale its flesh. Unable to rally its Guardians, it could only rely on its subtle manipulations of the Roivas family to destroy its enemies. Knowing the nature of the Ancients, it used its pawns to play them against each other, resulting in their mutual annihilation. Now it will languish forever, festering in its tomb... Plotting."

"I had no knowledge of what was to come. Nor did I care. How the knowledge changed me... It will also change you. As you read this, you will come to learn fear as I have. You too, will come to understand, or you will perish. To think that once I could not see beyond the veil of our reality, to see those who dwell behind. My life now has purpose, for I have learned the frailty of flesh and bone. I was once a fool…"

"Aeons have passed since then, and I have learned much. Chattur’gha’s power filled me, invigorating my dead body. With a touch, I could level buildings, rend the ground asunder, and channel power such as mortal men could only dream… Face me, and you shall surely perish!"

"Aeons have passed since then, and I have learned much. All at once, I understood. The forces of the multiverse all made sense under the transcending power of Ulyaoth. No mountain too high, no city too far. Face me, and you shall surely perish!"

"Aeons have passed since then, and I have learned much. I was once as naive as a child, but now my mind is sharp. With the power of Xel’lotath, I can now read the thoughts of others and make them raving mad with a mere suggestion. Face me, and you shall surely perish!"

"Thy time is done, Great Ancient. Forever in shadow will you be, Master of Chaos! And to fade to nothing in obscurity will be thy fate. My master has planned many millennia for this day. It is the true chaos of all things that you now must be entombed amongst the beings of flesh and bone. You have a great monument here, Mantorok. It is a pity that no one will recognize it as yours. May the Darkness claim thee, crawling chaos and damned beast! No longer will thy reign be kept over the Ancients you have kept imprisoned. Thou hast seen the last of this world…"

"So, you are reduced to feeding on flesh and bone, Mantorok. How the mighty have fallen. You will surely fester for millennia to come, a slow and torturous fate for thee…"

"My liege, the future is yours. The light in the Age of Darkness has been extinguished. The Pillar of Flesh has been constructed. The Master of Chaos – the “Keeper of the Ancients” – is long dead. The planets will be in alignment soon. All is prepared for your arrival. I will begin the final incantation that will bring you into our world within days. The next millennia will truly usher in a new age! Your guardians now prepare the gate!"

"[Impersonating Paul Augustine] For years, I have searched for it without success. Here, all along, clouded from us beneath the Great Ancient’s insidious magick! I am very pleased with your performance, Dr. Lindsey… Very pleased… In fact, so pleased, that I will give you an early bonus. [Draws a gun, but Lindsey manage to run away] You are a scholar, Dr. Lindsey – not a warrior. In that regard I have several centuries more experience than you! Don’t be a fool – die quietly, and you will not suffer. [Lindsey takes a shot at him, and Paul turns into Pious] You cannot escape me, Lindsey! This place will be your tomb, just as it is Mantorok’s! Guardians of (name of Ancient whose artifact you selected)! Kill him!"

"I am not your food today! I am your master! Your task is to guard the artifact before you. Let no one touch it!"

"Evil is merely a perspective which no longer concerns me, Luther."

"[Impersonating an Arabian conqueror]I am the Scourge of God, appointed to chastise you, since no one knows the remedy for your iniquity except me. You are wicked, but I am more wicked than you. So be silent! [He turns to Roberto] Now you, architect. You are about to make your largest contribution to this project..."

"Fool! [Spits on Alex's body] I spit at thee! The darkness shall be Eternal!"

"Ugh! The darkness... Is not so easily destroyed... No... My death is just the beginning!"

"Not even these mythical fables can keep me amused. There has to be SOMETHING to do around here... I only wish that something fantastic and of higher purpose could happen to me."

"Do not touch the heart, flesh and bone, lest you become like me: a dead, rotted husk. I have waited many centuries for you. It was not easy hiding from the dark ones as they searched for me. At first they passed by not thinking the heart was inside my dead body, but I was forced to find refuge here. You must seal the heart so it never contacts your flesh, and take it to the Gathering of Light. Take the heart there, or the world shall fall under a reign of Eternal Darkness! The veil of reality can only be pulled back so far, mortal. Take your stand, and fight the Darkness!"

"What sorcery is this? A spell! I am bewitched! If this was meant for Charlemagne, then what will become of him!? I have to warn him of this treachery!"

"The things I do for love..."

"It has been two weeks since the death of my father, and it has finally come to me to look over the mansion. Now I am truly alone, and forced to start a new life, here in Rhode Island. I intend to make the mansion mine, and live in it as my forefathers have, to continue the family tradition. The mansion has its secrets, I’m sure, and in my time here, I have to make them mine."

"The accursed beast was dead, but not without its toll on me. That was but one, and there was an entire city of them... I could not hope to fight them all alone – I knew I had to get help! I knew there was a way – I just had to find it."

"I tried... I tried to tell them... But they wouldn’t listen to me... Damn them! Damn their eyes! They didn’t believe me. Strange creatures... The world in peril from unseen foes... The death... The darkness! Instead, they jeered and threw me into this forsaken place – a place of empty souls and fevered thoughts, reeking of foetor and decay, thinking me mad with delirium! The fools cast away their hopes of salvation, by locking me in this damned asylum! (rushed to and collides with the door) May the rats eat your eyes! I am now lost to your cause ! The darkness comes! It will damn us all!"

"Corpses! Lumbering, rotting cadavers! What contrivance could have wrought this... this... this abomination?!?! Diseased science...?? Blasphemous occult rituals? How can something so... so dead, yet be so alive?!?! And hungry..! They lust for flesh... Human flesh... And feast upon all the sweetbreads a man has to offer!!"

"These wretched creatures, these flayed corpses! Wandering, decrepit soulless vessels, content only to gnaw on human meat, to spill human blood... Even...even headless, their hate for the living grew in propensity...flailing maniacally in their blood lust...killing anything close!"

"Neither the embalming salve of their wrappings, nor the numbness of death, could override the dominating madness that is Xel'lotath. Controlled...prodded into an existence by an incessant cacophony of voices, penetrating every level of their psyches, these corpses are coerced into life... Ambling... Moaning... SHRIEKING!"

"Rotted from within. Worried apart by the ravening fish and parasitic foetor of their sunken graves... these drowned zombies emerged, spilling their festering entrails and slooping fluids with each pain ridden step... Each step hoping to bring an end to their pain by spreading it to others."

"There are worlds beyond this one, world as we've never seen...nor can we... Our eyes do not open far enough... Try it...try holding your eyes open...you can try holding them open as much as you want, but you'll never see...never ever see... The world beyond the veil... The Veil of Reality... It's there to protect us, from them: the Ancients...the Darkness...that...which...we...CANNOT...understand. Nor should we... Welcome the oblivion of ignorance!! For to have knowledge...is to be DAMNED!!"

"They ARE amongst us! I knew they would come after me... Knew their devices... Their depraved methods! Creatures wearing human skins as we wear clothes - to cover their hideousness from our eyes! So they might consort insidiously with our species, infiltrating, manipulating, playing us against each other. DAMN OUR EYES!!! WE ARE BLIND TO THEM!!! But I knew... Oh yes... I knew! I knew they were there - plotting behind that door! One has to be careful... One must separate their heads from their bodies. And yes! Fire is the key...to purge their souls from this earth... sending them whimpering to their masters in the Beyond!!!!"

"The devils inside the servants' skulls were trying to kill me! They plotted behind doors locked and barred and planned the downfall of the human race! I took care of the ones around me... Stopped their plans. There are others, I'm sure... Out there... Manipulating us... Secreting madness inside our very heads, while our souls are pushed into the corner's of our skulls...watching as our hands do task that we have no control over! Oh horrible...horrible...things... WE MUST PURGE THEM FROM OUR MIDST!! Kill them all!! CUT THEM! BURN THEM!!! It's the only way... I know... I've done it... It...works..."

"They are so close their stench fills the air! You can smell them, I tell you!! Somewhere between the spice of vanilla and the bitter sweetness of pustulent rot! Those creature inhabit the bodies of men and women...exorcising the human soul and replacing it with their own putrid spirits. But they couldn't fool me...no...not at all... I could smell them, you see... They were all around me... Dear god! All around! I knew what I had to do...they had to go... By blade and bullet I had to get rid of them! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!! Dear god, I had to do it...had to... You believe me, don't you? ...Don't you?"

"Oh, the Horror! The HORROR!! A behemoth of hatred incarnate! What manner of creature is that? A ton of flesh and sinew wielding muscles thick as ropes strung onto claws that could crush stone and sever metal as thought it were threshed wheat. Crushing, cutting... The walls shook with each step it took!! Oh, the HORROR!! An abomination... Its physiology remarkably abstract...no real organs or anything... It shouldn't work, but it did!! And the mouths...those gnashing scythes of teeth - I tell you, it existed ONLY to EAT!! To consume! To gnaw! To bite! To DEVOUR!!"

"Eyes! Rot their eyes...! Their staring sees through your soul like looking through a window... And the lids... festooned with tiny, hook-like teeth...that gape and gnash... It doesn't make sense...no anatomy would form like that...but it has!! Was it natural? How could it be? Oh unholy beast, thou must be killed, lest you corrupt my world!! Have at thee! HAVE AT THEE..."

"They have no eyes...! But they CAN see, I tell you!! No eyes...no! No eyes at all...but you can feel it LOOKING at you!! It stares through you...like looking through empty air, and you can feel it...raking you innards with their "touch"...! The shiver of their senses combing to your bowels through empty space...! Oh horribleness!"

"They came from the darkness... Chittering, spider-like parasites! Infesting the city EHN'GHA!! EHN'GHA!!! They killed the city's inhabitants, using them for food, for slaves, for play... In the city's last, dark, doomed days, blood filled the waterways, drained upon the streets...a proud, mighty race, now nothing but bloody gobbets of meat in the gutters...so it has been for eons. The Guardians - those eternal parasites still swarm in that necropolis, feeding on those... Those that live in ignorance many miles above...US!! Damn you, listen to me!! They feed on US!! The Darkness... The Darkness comes!! It WILL consume us all!! We...must...fight them!! Or all is lost."

"Oh...oh gibbering insanity wrought in flesh as though an artist sculpted it! Created from nothing by their mistress Xel'lotath, a canvas as grotesque as any!! Their bodies made no sense - no heads, no organs - an empty husk devoid of the trappings of nature... But it walked...it sang...it shrieked!!! A mockery of reason, both natural and mental!! A blasphemy from beyond the Veil!! The veil has opened!! And we should not see beyond!! We...we weren't meant to...never...ever...meant to!! Oh, give us the blessing of ignorance, the happiness of oblivion... Innocence can only be tainted, never returned!"

"Deep in those ancient caverns, a great city was lost... Long before we Humans... Long, long before... The proud city of Ehn'gha - decadent and trusting...and it was their downfall... When the Darkness came...and the Guardian's slaughtered them... Their existence was but a dying echo, shrieking from violated mouths... Resounding within their homes... Their tombs... If you stand alone, in one of those halls, quietly...ever so quietly...you can hear the cries of the people of Ehn'gha...rent appart by the unseen claws of the Guardians... Their echoes still linger...as do their souls..."

"Take them. And use them. They are humanity's only hope. Destroy the Guardians, Edward, and avenge my... wasted... death..."

"Dead Guard: You are one of the chosen many, flesh and blood. It is now your destiny to fight the Eternal Darkness. I give you a gift in return for an obligation. The gift is your life, sweet dancer. The obligation is this. You hold one of Mantorok’s hearts – the essence of the Corpse God! To some it is a source of great power. From these people, you must defend it, lest they use it to destroy what little brightness your world has left in it... Guard it well!"

"Dead Monk: So... you have come to return my book. Very well... For your efforts, I promise a quick and merciful death."

"Monk: You are a fool for trying to save him, Anthony. His fate was decided many centuries ago... as is the fate of this world! Despite your faith, there is little to save you from the power of... (Name of Ancient)! (Bonethief burst from him)"

"Chattur'gha's Black Guardian: You bore me, flesh and bone!"

"Xel'lotath's Black Guardian: Are you trying to fight me, or entertain me, little one?"

"Ulyoath's Black Guardian: My machinations are timeless, Peter. Your life is not."

"After Inspector Legrasse showed Edward's headless body to Alexandra in order to identify it"

"Right before the chapter during WW1, a perfect occasion to find more corpses for the Black Guardian"

"Pious then summons his ancient into the real world, and battle ensues"

"Boy... Do I even HAVE a less handsome side? Any way you look at this, it's perfect! When this world is mine, these statues are gonna be mandatory in all households!"

"Pbbbthbtth! Am I Mario's baby-sitter? I don't care what he's doing! Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what? Sheesh!"

"A picnic?!? You MORON! This is no time for fun! See, THIS is why my evil plans always derail! Because you clods always goof off! AAARGH!"

"You got it, Haggy!"

"(Thinking) It's Hag Vs. Hag! Awesome!"

"Word on the street was that some mustached doofus was in Glitzville... and lookee here! Talk about perfect timing! And now all these folks get to watch me murdalize you!"

"I must research this more. Assuming will just make an... Well, you know the saying."

"Omigosh! Is… Isn't that a treasure map?! You HAVE to tell me where you got that!"

"Well, here we are! The Petal Meadows, where folks say a Crystal Star hides. Woo hoo! Here we go, Mario! The start of our adventure! This is completely awesome!"

"So, Hooktail Castle, huh? Well... it sure is ominous, that's for sure."

"What's with these numbskulls? Ow! OWWW! Watch it, Pushy! They're shoving me around, Mario! What should we do?"

"Who... Who are you?"

"I'll tell you why, Miss Ugly-Pink-Shoe-Whatever-Thief: we're here to beat Hooktail! And just so we're clear on this, we set our sights on the Crystal Star before you! OK?"

"LET us?!? LET us?!? What's that supposed to mean?"

"H-HEY! You little flirt! Who do you think you are, kissing Mario?!?"

"What is WITH that girl? What a flirt! Who acts so disgusting like that?"

"That's just terrible!"

"That's it! Enough of this! Let's finish him off once and for all, Mario!"

"Yes! We did it, Mario! All we have to do now is search for that Crystal Star we can't seem to locate."

"Mario? Are you OK? You're totally shaking... Do you need a bathroom?"

"Ooh, is that a Mailbox SP? Cool! With the light? Hey, who's that mail from?"

"Wow! Wait a second... Isn't that from Princess Peach? THE princess? So that means she's OK! At least she's not hurt... But it sounds like whoever kidnapped Princess Peach is also after the Crystal Stars..."

"OK, Mario! You ready? Hold that Crystal Star up!"

"Ooh! Check it out, Mario! The location of the next Crystal Star has appeared. But, I... I... I have NO idea where that is! OK... I guess we oughta let Professor Frankly tell us where that place is."

"Mario! Did you see that? That was one of the things Professor Frankly described!"

"You're one of the creatures from Boggly Woods, right? What are you doing here?"

"X-Nauts? Easy there, kid. What in the world are you freaking out about? We're not gonna do anything to you, so chill for a sec'! Just tell us what's going on."

"These are the Boggly Woods... They sure look... boggling. Ooh! I've got butterflies!"

"Oh, I TOTALLY know how you feel! When I go out, I am all about the accessories! ...Hey! Wait a sec'! You lost your NECKLACE? I'm having deja vu, big-time! I swear, someone just said they FOUND a necklace..."

"Ooh, that's them! They're the ones who had the... Wait a minute... What? You've been waiting for Mario? What's THAT supposed to mean, you weirdo?"

"Hey! What's your deal? How do you know about the map and the Crystal Stars? Have you been talking to Princess Peach, or... Wait, what am I saying? The real question is, who the heck are you freaks?"

"Hey! Stop right there, missy! You're that thieving girl we saw before! What are you doing here?"

"Eww! Not another smooch! Who do you think you are, you total floozy?"

"I can't BELIEVE that girl! Ugh! I can't stand her!"

"Hey, if you're done rallying everyone... I have a question. We're looking for this Crystal Star thingamajig... Ever heard of it?"

"Ooh, look! A new pipe! Come on! Let's jump in!"

"This isn't good, Mario. We gotta do something."

"Hey! Check these out! I SWEAR I've seen these decorated columns before..."

"Huh? Did you feel that? That crazy shaking? What in the world was that?"

"Wow, Mario! Check it out! The Crystal Star! Score!"

"Hey! You! I see you, Jerk! Mario, it's that weasel!"

"Hey, you hear that? Someone's mailing you!"

"Aw, isn't that sweet, Mario?"

"Here we go again, Mario! Let's see that Crystal Star!"

"There it is! The resting spot of the next Crystal Star! Totally awesome! But it looks like it's pointing somewhere... up in the sky. Huh? What could that mean?"

"Sheesh, Professor..."

"Fairy tale nothing! That treasure's real!"

"Wait... what's the favor?"

"What should we do, Mario? We at least have to tell Don Pianta SOMETHING... But... That stuff about our luck turning terrible didn't sound all that appetizing..."

"Well, no doubt about it: This is Glitzville! Can you believe it actually floats? Well, let's get to it, huh, Mario? Let's find that Crystal Star as fast as we can!"

"Woah, totally AWESOME! Check it out, Mario! Someone's about to catch a beating up there!"

"Whoa! Look, Mario! There! On the champ's belt! Isn't that a Crystal Star? Yeah, yeah, it totally is! Look at it sparkle! Gotta be a Crystal Star! Why would that be in a sweaty old pit like this?"

"There you go! You and I are, like, TOTALLY on the same exact wavelength! Crack a few heads, take a few names, become champ, and nab that belt!"

"They... Those total COWARDS! Those chickens attacked us before the bell rang! Oh, that is IT! Come on! We aren't losing to punks like them! Let's waste 'em!"

"C'mon, Mario! Let's get this over with!"

"We aren't gonna lose to scrubs like you!"

"What did you expect, huh? We rock!"

"Huh? Did you hear that, Mario? You want us to help you, little eggy-weggy? It's so ADORABLE! What should we do, Mario?"

"I am TOTALLY with you on this one, Mario. We'll let you go, little buddy! Is that OK with you, too, Mr. Hot-Dog-Stand Guy?"

"Awesome! Didja hear that, little eggy-weggy?!? You're free! See ya around!"

"Huh? What is it now, eggy? You want to follow us? Is that it? I'm pretty sure our little buddy here wants to hang out with us. Do we let him?"

"You hear that, little guy? Just make sure not to get in our way, though, OK?"

"We're gonna do it! We make the major league if we win! Get psyched, Mario!"

"Heyyy... Check it out! Our little eggy friend is gone. What a bummer! Where do you think the little guy took off to?"

"What?!? You... were in that cute little eggy-weggy? Whoa! That's wild!"

"Mario! ANOTHER e-mail!"

""The blockade in the minor-league locker room," Huh? What's behind it, you think?"

"Mario! Do you believe what that is? It's a scientific report on the Crystal Stars! Someone was researching the Crystal Stars! And they even have pictures! Y'know, it's REALLY weird that someone would just leave this lying around..."

"What's that chick's beef? It was totally hard work getting that info! Well, whatever. At least it sounds like the Crystal Star is somewhere in here."

"The storage room in the arena now? Sheesh! What next? This guy's got us running all over! It's driving me totally nuts!"

"You again! Miss Flirt-a-lot! Are you following us or what? Y'know, Security heard you bungling around in here. It WAS you, right?"

"Pfffffffft! PUH-leeeeeeze! I am, like, SO sure!"

"Are you, like, the biggest floozy ever or what?"

"What's with that burglar rat? I SWEAR, I'm gonna headbonk her if she doesn't watch it! But whatever... What do you think she meant about some poor souls upstairs?"

""The staircase switch"? What, is there supposed to be a staircase in here?"

"Pssst! Mario! You listening to this?!? This whole missing fighter thing stinks of funny business! And here I just thought that King K retired and headed back to his hometown..."

"Phew! Boy, that was close! Did you catch how Grubba just came out of left field with that Crystal Star bit? Jolene was acting totally weird, right? I'm betting she knows something... Anyway, for now, we'd better get out of here before someone finds us."

"Wow! That was Bowser, right? Jeepers, who woulda thought he'd show his face HERE?"

"Great. Our angry pen pal again. He sure seems to have a lot of information... I mean, if he knows about the Crystal Star AND the missing fighters... Then this guy is totally holding the key to this entire mystery! But like, who is it? WHO?!?"

"Hey, Mario, you see what happened to our pal here?"

"Omigosh! That cake must've totally been poisoned! Boy, if we'd eaten it... that'd be us on the floor!"

"W-What happened here?!? Bandy Andy! And King K!"

"Andy! Stay with us, OK? What do you mean, don't go near the ring?!?"

"Whoa! Did you see that, Mario? Was that... Jolene? What the heck is going on?"

"Hey! Where do you think YOU'RE going, pal? Huh? The ring's this way!"

"Slow down, will ya, buddy? WHY are we going this weird way again?"

"But this is a minor-league locker room! And speaking of which, where is everybody? I know he said to wait here... But, Mario, we're gonna miss our fight against the champ!"

"OK, they are like, totally ridiculously late now! I'm gonna find out what's up."

"Omigosh! Omigosh! Mario! It's locked! The door's locked! We're totally trapped!"

"Mario, if we don't do something soon, we're gonna forfeit that match! We gotta get out of here!"

"I already tried that, Mario! It's locked!"

"Shoot! This one won't budge either! This stinks!"

"That... was maybe the grossest thing I've ever done. Uh-huh. But let's get to the fight!"

"Wow, looks like we actually made it! And listen to those cheers, Mario! They love you! C'mon, let's go put this oversized rooster in his place, huh?!"

"OK, Mario, this is it! A match with the champ! Let's destroy this guy!"

"What? What are you saying? Don't tell me it was YOU who got that security guard to lock us up!"

"So YOU'RE the jerk that's been sending us mean e-mails about the Crystal Stars!"

"This is the air duct, right? Where does it lead to?"

"That's GRUBBA! You think he could've made all those fighters disappear?"

"Looks like he's gone... Didn't he say something about his desk drawer?"

"There's something! You think that's the paper Grubba had? Let's take a peek, huh?"

"Whoa! A machine under the ring using a Crystal Star? These are the blueprints! I don't know much about that technical stuff, but I think the Crystal Star powers it! IF this document's accurate, then the machine can suck the power out of people! ...Do you think that King K and Bandy Andy had been, like... drained?"

"Quiet, you total scumbag! You sucked the life out of poor King K and Bandy Andy!"

"C'mon, Mario! We can't let that jerk get away!"

"Look, Mario! Up there! The real Crystal Star!"

"Using a Crystal Star to look good? You're so totally vain! You're gonna pay for that!"

"Whoa! Grubba got huge!"

"OK, Mario, I've had just about enough of this guy's yapping! Let's take him down!"

"Mario! Hear that noise! That's totally an e-mail from Princess Peach!"

"What?!? They wanna rule the world? That does NOT sound like a friendly plan!"

"There's the fourth Crystal Star. We're gonna have to show Professor Frankly again. It's OK, we have to let him know what Princess Peach wrote in her e-mail anyway..."

"What?!? What?!? What?!? Omigosh, WHAT'S going on?!?"

"Oh, the bell rang, Mario! That means someone's gonna... Whew... At least it's not me this time."

"Huh? The gatekeeper's gone... No, not gone! He turned into a pig! Well, not to be insensitive, but that works out for us. We can just cruise through!"

"THIS is the monster the mayor was talking about?!? You gotta be kidding me!"

"Wow, are you kidding me? What a total pushover. Well, we got the Crystal Star, so let's get out of here."

"Eeeek! Mario!!!"

"Yay! We did it, Mario! We won't have to worry about THAT guy for a while!"

"That's...sniff...the saddest tale I've ever heard in my life. No wonder..."

"Wow! The Excess Express! This is soooo totally luxurious! The three days to Poshley Heights are just gonna fly by! Omigosh, I'm so PSYCHED!"

"What IS that gross thing? ...No! Mario, look! It's got the other passengers!"

"We're finally here, Mario! Let's hurry up and find the Poshley Sanctum that the professor was talking about!"

"Wow! That was KILLER! I totally never would've guessed I'd get to do THAT!"

"Ugh... This place is freaky... but we don't have a choice, Mario! We've gotta get in there and save Peach before this gets out of hand! C'mon, Mario!"

"Jeepers... This room gives me a super-bad feeling, Mario... What IS this chamber?"

"So, this chump is the leader of the X-Nauts?"

"No! So the last Crystal Star we found on the moon... What did we do?"

"What? This is totally unfair! All this and Bowser, too?!?"

"Phew... That was hairy. At least we settle THAT nut's hash. Now let's save Peach, OK, Mario?"

"What?!? Where's Grodus?!?"

"Wh-What do we do, Mario? I mean, no WAY can we agree to serve her!!!"

"Mario, what're we supposed to do now? We could be totally done for..."

"Yeah, right! Pffft!"

"Never, ever give up! That's the most important thing I've learned from you, Mario."

"Ummm... Look, I... Listen, just forget that whole scene I made earlier, OK? It was nothing. I was just fooling around or something."

"OH, PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU TO FIGHT HOOKTAIL! PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU!"

"Oh, man... Hooktail Castle... The stories were all true... This place is TERRIFYING..."

"Ummm... What're they doing? Ouch! It's no use, Mario! They're all over me, man! What should we do?"

"Man... That was TOO close! Gotta shake it off... Hoo. OK. We got the key, so let's go open that spooky chest."

"H-Hey! Who are you?"

"Umm, well, you see... We're here to beat Hooktail and get the... um... Crystal Star. So... don't think we'll let you get the Crystal Star first, no matter how cute you are!"

"Ummm... Hey! What's that supposed to mean?"

"Oh, my! You're so... bold... Is that legal?"

"I wonder what her story is... I bet it's an interesting one... Full of romance..."

"That's just not right!"

"I've had enough of this! Let's finish this guy off fast, Mario!"

"Something wrong, Mario? You're... um... shaking... Are you feeling all right?"

"That's a new Mailbox SP, isn't it? Wow, neat! Did you get some mail?"

"Wow... You got mail from a princess. That's so cool! So, anyway, she's unhurt! That's good, at least... But I didn't like the sound of those kidnappers looking for the Crystal Stars as well..."

"Um... All right, Mario! Hold up that Crystal Star!"

"Hey, uh, Mario, look there. The next Crystal Star showed up on the map. But... I'm sorry, but I don't have a clue where that is. Um... I think maybe we should take it to Professor Frankly and let him look at it."

"Hey! Mario! You see that? That was one of the things Professor Frankly mentioned!"

"Um... Aren't you one of the creatures from Boggly Woods? Why are you down here?"

"X-Nauts? What the heck are those? Sounds like tissues... to the extreme or something. Look, we're not here to do ANYTHING to you, so relax. Tell us what's going on, OK?"

"So, the Boggly Woods, huh? Looks mysterious, all right. What'll we run into next?"

"Hey, don't take it so hard... It does look sturdy, though. What do we do now?"

"Not to be a worrywart, but how in the heck can we find somebody's secret entrance?"

"Gee whiz, that must be some nice necklace, huh? ...Hang on... You know what? It's weird... I'm sure I just heard someone talking about a necklace..."

"Oh! Hey! I know you! Y-you're that one girl... I-I never thought I'd see... Wait, uh... Listen. I mean, not that I'm happy to see you, but... I'll shut up now."

"Aww, AGAIN? Why? How? You're SO lucky, Mario!"

"Man, she sure is cute."

"Umm, while we have your attention, can I ask you something? We're looking for this thing called a Crystal Star... Have you heard of it?"

"Whoa! A pipe appeared! That was kind of...spooky. Oh well, let's keep moving."

"Boy! This just isn't right. Let's do something before my claustrophobia sets in..."

"Wait... You see those? I'm pretty sure I've seen columns like those before..."

"Huh? Whoa, whoa, whoa! The... The tree just shook! What was it? An earthquake?"

"Mario, look! Look look look! It's the Crystal Star!"

"What? Did he just... Hey! What's going on here?"

"D-did he just say... Eek! H-hurry! We have to get the heck out of here!"

"We'll come back and see you again, I'm pretty sure. But... For now, we gotta go."

"Uh-oh! Ohhhh, man! Incoming mail!"

"Pretty nice, huh, Mario?"

"Um... Go for it, Mario! Break out the Crystal Star!"

"Cool! The next Crystal Star showed up on the map! Hey, but... is it me, or is it up in the sky or something? Um... What could that mean?"

"Whoa, Professor Frankly!"

"Um... Excuse me, but, uh... That's not true! The treasure is real! Honest!"

"Sure! We can do anything! What is it?"

"Umm... What should we do? I mean, I guess we should go tell Don Pianta something. But I... I don't want our luck to turn terrible... Whatever THAT means!"

"Wow, we did it, Mario! We can go to Glitzville!"

"Ummm... Yeah, this would be Glitzville, all right... How do they make it float? I mean, it hasn't ever, you know, plunged from the sky or anything, has it? Time to hunt down that Crystal Star, huh, Mario? I know I'm ready!"

"Wow! This place is so cool! Hey, Mario, look up there! There's a battle match going on right now!"

"Umm... You see that, Mario? The thing on that shiny belt! Is that a Crystal Star? Yeah... Yeah! It's gotta be! That sparkle's a Crystal Star! Umm... But that doesn't make much sense at all. Why would it be on that guy's belt?"

"That's the ticket, Mario! Do this thing RIGHT! All you have to do is become champ and you'll get that belt fair and square!"

"Hey! That's no fair! You can't attack before the bell rings! That's cheating! Come on, Mario! We can't let a bunch of cheaters beat us. Let's take them down!"

"Ummm... OK, we can do this!"

"I'll try not to get in your way, Mario..."

"We... won? Cool!"

"We did it, Mario! Wow!"

"...Hm? Is it just me, or do you think that egg... What? You want our help, egg? Umm... Your call, Mario. What do you want to do?"

"Yeah, we can't ignore it... Good call, Mario. Let's set this little guy free. Ummm... Provided that's OK with you, too, sir."

"Well, cool. Looks like you're free and clear, little guy. 'Bye!"

"Huh? What's with you now? You want to follow us or something? Ummm... I think he definitely wants to stick with us. What should we do, Mario?"

"That's great, Mario. You're in with us, little buddy! Stay out of the way, OK?"

"Umm... Hey, uh, Mario? Did you notice that the little bouncy egg isn't here? Where do you think it went?"

"Ummm... WHAT?!? You hatched out of that egg? That's nuts. So you're a Yoshi, huh?"

"Ummm... Mario? Wasn't that your e-mail alert just now? Shouldn't you check it?"

"Gee whiz! That X guy again? He wants us to go to the "watering hole"? Who in the world is this guy?"

"Wow, Mario! E-mails are coming fast and furious now!"

""The blockade in the minor-league locker room," eh? What might be behind it?"

"Wow, Mario! That's a research document on the Crystal Stars! Unbelievable! Someone commissioned a report on the Crystal Stars! A report with pictures! Ummm... Maybe I'm being paranoid, but it seems odd that someone would lose this."

"Oh... Well, there she goes... Taking that document we worked so hard to get... Well... I guess we know that the Crystal Star is in the arena, at least."

"Hey, that looks pretty good! You could probably get a quick energy boost from it..."

"All right! Cake time!"

"Umm... Was that King Bowser? What was he doing here? That... kinda freaks me out."

"Oh! Ms. Mowz! Hi there! Are you stealing something again? How exciting for you! Hey, by the way, a security guard heard you in here. Were you making noise?"

"Oh, sure, right, of course! I didn't mean to doubt you, Ms. Mowz..."

"Oh... Mario, you lucky dog..."

"Boy, Ms. Mowz sure is cute. Too bad I sound like such a dork whenever I talk to her. Hey, but enough of that... What was that last thing she said, about people upstairs?"

"Ummm... "The staircase switch"? There's supposed to be a staircase in here somewhere?"

"Mario! Did you get all that? Fighters are going missing! Talk about scary! I figured King K took an early retirement and headed home..."

"Wow, that was TOO close. So, Mario, you heard that part about the Crystal Star, right? Ms. Jolene acted pretty weird, I thought. Kind of suspicious... We can look into it later, I guess. For now, we better clear out before they find us."

"Ummm... Say, Mario, you notice this guy over here?"

"Umm... You know what, Mario? That cake was poisoned! We almost ate that thing, too. If we had... Gee, if we had, we'd be in big trouble!"

"Hey, another mail, Mario! Who is it this time?"

"Oh, OK. It's that X guy again. His messages still freak me out, but this is our only clue. The Great Gonzales posters in the lobby, huh? We have to peel them off? Well, let's give it a shot."

"H-How could this happen?!? Bandy Andy! And King K!"

"Andy! We're gonna get through this! Why shouldn't we go near the ring?"

"Hey! Mario! You see that? Wasn't that... Ms. Jolene? My brain is starting to hurt trying to figure all this out. What is going ON?!?"

"Ummm... Mr. Security Guy? Isn't the ring this way?"

"Hey, listen, wait up! Where are you taking us?"

"Umm... Why are we in a minor-league locker room? And where is everybody? He said to wait here, but... I don't know, Mario. We're gonna miss our big fight!"

"Look, no two ways about it, we're gonna miss this match. We better find somebody."

"Ohhh... crud. Bad news, Mario. This door's been locked. We're trapped in here!"

"Ummm... I'm pretty sure that we forfeit if we don't show up at the match, Mario. We have to figure out a way to get out of here! And quick!"

"Nope! Still locked!"

"No good! This one's locked too! I'm freaking out!"

"Whoa. Is that what plumbers do? I had no idea, man. Wow. Anyway, let's go!"

"Phew! We made it... barely. Listen to all of those cheers! Your fans are out in force! Come on, let's get in there and beat this guy!"

"Well, Mario, here's our chance. We're fighting this monster. I'll be right behind you!"

"What do you mean by that? Are you... Are you saying it was you who got us locked up by that security guard?"

"So it WAS you! You're the guy who's been sending us Crystal Star hate mail!"

"Ummm... Is this the air duct? Where does it lead to?"

"Hey... That's Mr. Grubba! Could he really have made those fighters disappear?"

"OK... Looks like he's gone. He said something about his desk drawer, right?"

"Hey, see that? I bet that's the document Grubba hid. Let's check it out."

"Wow! A machine under the ring using a Crystal Star? These are the blueprints! I can't make much sense of this paper, but I think the Crystal Star powers it! If this document's correct, then the machine can... gulp... suck the power out of people! Oh, man... You think King K and Bandy Andy got, you know... drained?"

"You... great... big... JERK! How could you do that to King K and Bandy Andy?!?"

"Mario! Let's go after him!"

"Wow, Mario! Take a look! The Crystal Star!"

"How could you use a Crystal Star just to look better? You won't get away with this!"

"Wow! Grubba got... really big! That isn't good!"

"Mario, we owe it to the other fighters to teach this maniac a lesson! C'mon!"

"Ummm... Mario? Do you think that's another e-mail from Princess Peach?"

"Th-Th-They want to rule the w-w-world? Ummm... I don't like the sound of that..."

"Ummm... Listen, Mr. Bobbery... We already heard that you're the Bobbery we're looking for."

"What IS that thing? ...Hey! Mario, look! It's got the other passengers!"

"Um... OK, this place is scary... but I guess we don't have a choice, huh? We have to power through and save Peach before things get out of hand! Let's go, Mario!"

"Golly... We get out of one weird room just to find another... It's enormous down here... like an underground city... What is this place?"

"Oh! Oh... my... word! Mario, isn't it? Are YOU my heroic little necklace hunter? Well! My, my, my... Aren't you a FINE specimen of a man! Yes, indeed!"

"Aren't Punies just the most precious little things? Mario, I feel I must ask... Did you know that I used to be a rather famous actress? I was a diva of the stage! I was known as Madame Flurrie the world over... But... the filthy air outside the spotlight repelled me. So I came to the woods. And soon enough, I glimpsed the beauty of these Punies and their pure little hearts... It reminded me of my own innocence as an actress. And that made me realize... I shall ever love the stage! I must feel the spotlight shine on me again! I MUST! As you can see, these dear little Punies helped me find my true self... That's why I must help them however I can before I go on my own adventures."

"The time has come for me to repay my debt to the Punies. Come along, Mario!"

"Excuse me? We must what? Are you a friend of Mario's? Oh, wait... I see. And I most certainly do NOT approve!"

"Oh, mercy me! Mario! You're popular with all the girls, aren't you?"

"Well! Don't worry, Mario! I'm not TOO jealous. What a shameless flirt, though!"

"Say, if you have a moment... Might I ask a question? We're looking for a lovely gem called a Crystal Star... Do you know of it?"

"My goodness! Would you look at that! A pipe leading down. Let's see where it leads!"

"My! Such wonderful drama! I imagine we have to do something now, don't we?"

"Pardon me a moment! Don't these odd columns look somewhat familiar?"

"Oh, I feel I might swoon! What was that, I wonder?"

"Oh, mercy me! Sounds like some mail!"

"Isn't that precious, Mario?"

"Now, my little Mario! It's Crystal Star time!"

"Oh, mercy me! The next Crystal Star has made an entrance! My, my, my! But... Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it up in the sky? What does THAT mean?"

"Frankly, please!"

"Bite your tongue! Don't listen to that lout! The treasure is as real as I am!"

"I'm not entirely sure I like the sound of this..."

"Oh, whatever should we do? We have to say SOMETHING to that Don Pianta fellow... I must say, though... I don't fancy a run of terrible luck. That would be unfortunate."

"My, my, my! Glitzville! I've heard that the Glitz Pit is just full of brawny brawls! I must admit the prospect of some hurly-burly gets me a touch piqued! Now, darling, let's find that Crystal Star, hmmm?"

"Oh, dear me! What a positively glorious venue! Oh, mercy, Mario! Look there! Those two brutes are about to have at each other!"

"Oh, my word! Mario! On that uncouth bird's belt! Is that a Crystal Star? Yes, I do believe it is! That wonderful sparkle is yet another Crystal Star! ...But such a tawdry place to find it... Why would it be here of all places?"

"Oh, you darling man, I'm SO happy to hear you say that! I'd expect nothing less! You're ten times the man of anyone here! You'll be champion in no time!"

"What sort of base cowards attack before the match officially begins? Honestly! Come on, Mario, darling! We shan't lose to lowlifes! Let's teach them a lesson!"

"Here we go, darling! Time to shine!"

"Why, that was no fuss whatsoever!"

"Anytime you care for another lesson, we'll be here!"

"Hmmm, now? You wish for us to help you, you darling little egg? Mario, hon, what do you think we ought to do?"

"A positively endearing choice, Mario, not that I expected any less. We shall free him! You, sir! Mr. Proprietor! Would you allow us to free this poor soul?"

"Well, that's just loverly! You're free to do whatever you like, dear egg! Farewell!"

"Hmmm? What is it now, dear? You wish to accompany us, you adorable thing?"

"You're all clear, little one! But do try not to get underfoot, all right?"

"Why, you little rapscallion! You hatched from that egg? Well, aren't you precious!"

"Mario, darling! E-mail call!"

""The blockade in the minor-league locker room," hmm? What could be behind it?"

"Good gracious! That's a report investigating the Crystal Star's! Someone was doing scientific studies on the Crystal Stars. My, it even has pictures! I have to wonder about why someone would leave this out for us to find..."

"Oh, my, she doesn't like us, does she? And we worked so hard getting that paper... It's not a total loss, dear. At the very least, we know the Crystal Star is nearby."

"Why, if it isn't the young lady felon! I don't approve of you following Mario, dear. You've grown careless, too. Did you know that Security heard you making noise here?"

"Are you absolutely sure? You didn't make just a little bit of noise, dear?"

"My! You ARE brazen, aren't you, dearie?"

"Well, I daresay she IS a thief, hm? She certainly stole your lips with ease, Mario! But that's hardly important... What might she have meant by "poor souls upstairs"?"

""The staircase switch"? Am I to understand there's a staircase hidden in here?"

"Good gracious me! Did you hear what I just heard? Missing fighters? How absolutely heartrending! That poor, sweet King K... I just assumed he had retired to his hometown..."

"Mercy! My, that was close! I say, though, Mario, when that Grubba spoke of the Crystal Star... I couldn't help but notice that Ms. Jolene acted a touch strange... Well, I do believe that we'd best make ourselves scarce before we're found!"

"Incidentally, darling... Did you notice this poor soul on the floor?"

"I daresay that cake was poisoned! Had we eaten it, we'd have ended up like that poor fellow there!"

"Whatever could that key be for?"

"What on earth is this?!? Bandy Andy, you poor dear! And King K! How awful!"

"Andy, honey, just hang on! Why would we have to avoid the ring, now?"

"My word, did you see that? I do believe that was young Ms. Jolene! What in the world is going on here?"

"Pardon me, sir, but I do believe you're taking us the wrong way..."

"Sir, I really must protest... Where are we off to?"

"Mercy me, we're back in a minor-league locker room! And it's deserted! He DID say to wait here... But, darling, I can't help but think we'll miss our match!"

"Well, my dear, I'd say we're now officially VERY late. Let's find out what's what."

"Oh, my goodness gracious! We've been locked in, Mario! We're trapped here!"

"Correct me if I'm wrong, darling, but won't we forfeit if we don't show up? There simply MUST be a way out of this place!"

"Darling, I tried it earlier. It's quite firmly locked."

"I should like to request that we NEVER do that again. In any case, to the arena!"

"Well, I daresay we've made it in time! And it sounds like the fans approve! Ah, it reminds me so much of my time on stage! Let's go give that chicken what for!"

"Well, here we are, dear. At last, we fight the champ. Let's take him, shall we?"

"Whatever does THAT mean, you awful chicken? Am I to understand that it was you who got the security guard to lock us away?"

"So, it was you, after all! You sent those threats about the Crystal Star!"

"Isn't this the air duct? Where does it lead?"

"Why, that voice belongs to Grubba! Could he have made those poor souls disappear?"

"I do believe he's gone... Now, wasn't there something in his desk drawer?"

"Oh, my! Is that the paper Grubba said he's hid? Let's have a look."

"Mercy! A machine under the ring using a Crystal Star? These are the blueprints! I can scarcely understand this paper, but I believe the Crystal Star powers it! If this paper's correct, then the machine can suck the power out of folks! Oh, no... Is it possible that King K and Bandy Andy were, well... drained?"

"You just shut your trap, sir! You drained the life from those poor souls!"

"Mario, darling! We must chase him down!"

"My goodness! Mario, there's the Crystal Star!"

"Using a Crystal Star and innocent fighters to improve your looks? You're despicable."

"Oh, my! He got quite a bit larger, didn't he?"

"All right, let's finish this nasty business right now! Come on, Mario, dear!"

"Mario, dear! look alive! That may well be an e-mail from Princess Peach!"

"They wish to rule the world? Well, I refuse to bow to such megalomaniacs!"

"What IS that foul thing? ...Oh, my! Mario, look! It's got the other passengers!"

"We're finally here, dear! Let's waste no time finding that Poshley Sanctum that Frankly spoke of."

"My, what an unpleasant place... but I suppose we have no choice! We must go onward and save Peach before this situation spirals beyond our control! Let's move on, darling!"

"What? This is hardly fair! All this and Bowser, too?!?"

"Mario, whatever will we do? This could be the end..."

"Now, that's just senseless... Are we to betray everyone who believed in us?"

"Gonzales! Check me out! Thanks to you, I hatched safe and sound! Thanks, man!"

"Yeah, but who cares? You guys wanna be champs, right? You want a Crystal Star? I heard all about while I was in the egg! Yeah!"

"You think you can take me and Gonzales? HA!"

"Gonzales! Lemme at 'em! We're gonna take these punks this time!"

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! How'd that floor taste?"

"What's the deal? Would it kill these guys to show a little friendliness? Sheesh!"

"Gonzales! E-mail time!"

""The blockade in the minor-league locker room," Huh? Wonder what's behind it..."

"You're minor league again? That doesn't make any sense!"

"Whoa, Gonzales! That's some kinda scientific paper on the Crystal Stars! Who'd be investigating those things besides us? They even took pictures! The belt was fake, but the real star's gotta be here somewhere! Who'd leave something like this lying around? This just REEKS of funny business!"

"Dang, what's with her?!? We busted our humps getting that information! Some people just gotta rain on parades! Well, at least we know the Crystal Star's here!"

"Gonzales! Another email?! What now?"

"Man, THAT dude sounds peeved! I'm thinking that isn't our X buddy. Who do you think would send something like that?"

"Wow! That was the king of the Koopas, wasn't it? WOW! That guy's insane!"

"Man, that looks AWESOME! I'm drooling!"

"Yeah! Let's chow down!"

"Old X dude surfaced again! We gotta go to some phone booth outside now? Where was that thing? Aw, we'll find it. Let's head outside!"

"Yeah, you BETTER keep walking, you punk chicken! YOU HEAR ME TALKING?!? Hey! Wait! I wonder... You think THAT idiot sent us that hate mail? I guess it doesn't matter. SOMEBODY hates us, so we better watch our steps."

"What the heck is this guy's problem? The storage room? I mean... Does he think we need the exercise? This dude is really cheesing me off."

"Are you a friend of Gonzales? I didn't know he hung with crooks... and you look like one. Security was talking about noises in here... Did you make noise while you stole stuff?"

"Well, whatever, lady... But you ARE a thief, right?"

"Is that what's called a kiss? I heard about those things! I'm jealous! Only you get it?"

"Well, she took off, huh? What was that kiss like? I gotta get me one of those... Hey, but what do you think she meant about somebody being upstairs, huh?"

""The staircase switch"? How the heck could there be a staircase in here?"

"Whoa, Gonzales! WHOA! Did you hear that?!? Fighters are going missing, dude! That ain't cool! Was that guy talking about King K, the minor-leaguer? I thought he retired!"

"Whoa! Whoa, man! We dodged a bullet there! Hey, but did you hear that guy blabbing about the Crystal Star? That Jolene lady acted pretty guilty when he let that one slip out... Well, whatever. For now, we better bail before somebody finds us up here!"

"By the way, Gonzales... You see the dude on the floor back here?"

"Was that cake poisoned? Yeah! It must've been! If we'd eaten it, we'd be all banged up like that guy!"

"Whoa! Where do you think THAT key goes?"

"You gotta be kidding me! Bandy Andy! And King K!"

"C'mon, shake it off, buddy! What do you mean, don't go near the ring?"

"Hold up, dude! Where are you heading? That ain't the way to the arena!"

"Hey, hold it, meathead! This doesn't seem right..."

"Hey! This ain't the ring! It's a minor-league locker room! And it's empty! That guy said to wait... But, dude, we're missing our title bout! This stinks!"

"OK, that is IT! Nobody's coming for us, man! Hear me? Let's go kick some tail!"

"Awwwwwwwwwwwww... WEAK! Some punk's locked us in! We're trapped in here!"

"Man, this is the WORST! We're gonna forfeit our match if we don't show! We gotta break outta here, man! Right now!"

"Crud! It still won't open!"

"Rats! Locked! They thought of EVERYTHING!"

"Dude, I have got SO much respect for plumbers now! Now let's get Rawk Hawk!"

"Looks like we made it, dude! And the crowd is LOVING US! We are STARS, baby! Come on, let's go lay the smack down on that big chicken!"

"All right, Gonzales! We're fighting the champ! I'M... SO... FIRED... UP!"

"What kind of trash-talking are you doing now? Wait... Did YOU get that security guard to lock us in the locker room?"

"So YOU'RE the coward who's been sending nasty e-mails about the Crystal Star!"

"YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! We finally made it, Gonzales! But... Y'know, Rawk Hawk really sounded clueless about the Crystal Star... We still don't have any leads on that thing. I mean, where the heck could it be?"

"Hang on, Gonzales! You hear that? A voice is coming from somewhere!"

"You think it's... a ghost?"

"H-H-H-Hey! Do you HAVE to have that thing turned up? That scared me silly!"

"There's actually a ghost in here? OK, that is NOT cool! Ghosts are scary!"

"We're in the air duct, right? Where does it lead?"

"That voice... It's Grubba! So HE'S behind all those missing fighters?"

"I think he's gone... Let's check out that desk drawer of his..."

"Whoa! Bingo! I bet that's the paper ol' Grubba hid! Check it out, Mario!"

"Yow! A machine under the ring using a Crystal Star? These are the blueprints! I dunno what the rest of this nerd-talk says, but I think the Crystal Star powers it! If this paper's right, then the machine can suck the power out of people! Yuck! Oh, crud... You think that King K and Bandy Andy got all... drained or something?"

"Shut up! You make me sick! Why'd you drain King K and Bandy Andy, huh?"

"After him, Gonzales!"

"Gonzales! Up there! That's the Crystal Star, right?"

"You are such a scumbag! You're gonna pay for using a Crystal Star like that!"

"Yow! Grubba beefed up!"

"Let's rock, Gonzales! I'm ready to chew this dude up and spit him out!"

"Boy, I thought she was kinda mean, but turns out she was just worried for her brother!"

"Wow! Check it out, Gonzales! The Crystal Star!"

"Is THAT what Crystal Stars can do?"

"Whoa! Are you sure? It's OK if we just take it?"

"It's all you, Gonzales! Nab it, dude!"

"Gonzales! You got an e-mail!"

"Those dudes wanna rule the world? That would stink!"

"Hey! That shows us where the fourth Crystal Star is! Can't that Frankly guy read it? That'd be cool, but first we better tell him what Princess Peach's e-mail said, right?!?"

"Whoa! That was the craziest thing I've ever seen! What's going on in this weirdo town?"

"Not gonna happen, Gramps. We're looking for something really important. Maybe you've heard of it. It's a star-shaped rock called a Crystal Star."

"Whoa, are you serious? That's gotta be the Crystal Star! Gotta be!"

"Whoa! The bell rang, Mario! Doesn't that mean someone's gonna... Boy... I'm psyched it wasn't my turn to get pigged."

"Whoa! The gate guy's gone! ...Oops! Nope! Not gone! The stubborn dude's a pig! Well, hey, that's actually pretty sweet for us! No pig's gonna get in our way!"

"Whoa, come on! THIS guy is the monster they mayor was freaking out about?"

"That's IT? That's all you got? Man, this guy was a wimp! That wasn't even fair! Well, who cares, right? We got the Crystal Star, so let's get out of here."

"Drop the act, Super 'Stache! We already found out that you're Admiral Bobbery!"

"Gee... What a downer. I guess that's a pretty good reason for hating the ocean..."

"Admiral Bobbery!!! Yesss!"

""You out there in front of the TV"? Did this guy go nuts, or what?"

"Yeah! Yeah! We whipped him! That loser won't get in our face for a while, for SURE!"

"They're gonna do all right here, I think. Yeah. Let's break out, Mario."

"OK, Gonzales! That's our cue! Let's break out of here and head for the door!"

"Gonzales! That's you, bud! That's gotta be an e-mail from Princess Peach!"

"Rock ON! That princess is pretty rad, huh? Wow! We ought get to work, too!"

"Cool! Let's cruise back and check in with the prof!"

"Oh, man! Aren't there oodles of rich and famous people living in that place?"

"Get to the point, Prof! How do we get to this Snobville, anyway?"

"Hey, I heard you had to be all rich or famous to get a ticket for that train!"

"Are you crazy?!? I heard stories about that guy, and he sounds like a loon! Man... Well, whatever, I guess. If we gotta, we gotta, right? Let's do this, Gonzales."

"Aw, yeah, the Excess Express! This is so deluxe, man! The three days to Poshley Heights are gonna be over just like THAT!"

"Ah, morning of a new day! I love it! It's so cool and brisk, too! I love THAT!"

"What IS that gnarly thing? ...Whoa! Gonzales, look! It's got the other passengers!"

"We finally made it, Gonzales! Let's find that Poshley Sanctum place that the prof was talking about, huh?"

"Whoa! That was AWESOME! Man, who knew adventurers got to do stuff like THAT!"

"...We got it, TEC."

"Gonzales! That tears it, man! We just gotta save Peach! For TEC, too!"

"Whoa! You hear something just then?"

"Gonzales, let's rock!!!"

"Whoa, this place is nasty... but we don't have a choice! We've gotta cruise through and save Peach before this whole cataclysm happens! C'mon, Gonzales!"

"Man, we clear one freaky room just to find another... This area is almost like an underground city, huh? What IS this place?"

"Let's leave these wusses, Gonzales..."

"Ugh... This room creeps me out, man. It's just... wrong. What IS this chamber?"

"Hoooo... That was a doozy. At least we rocked that guy's world, am I right? Now, let's save Peach!"

"Whoa!!! Where's Grodus?!?"

"Gonzales, what's our move? This looks bad..."

"Oh, you haven't heard, lady? Champs NEVER give up!"

"Your name and body were stolen? Oh, well I guess that happens from time to time."

"I'm... I'm sorry, Sis... This Mario is the only person who's ever been kind to me... Mario! I'm fighting by your side from now on! I've... I've made my choice! And I'm not turning back!"

"Hey, we did it, Mario! It'll take him a while to recover from that!"

"Hey, Mario... We need to get back to Rogueport, right? Let's go."

"Oh my goodness, Mario! Would that be an e-mail from Princess Peach?"

"An... ancient demon's spirit..."

"We'd better hurry, don't you think? We should go up to the professor's office! We have to let him know about the Princess's e-mail!"

"Please, don't insult us... We already know you're the admiral, so just admit it!"

"I can't imagine what that poor man went through... No wonder he won't sail..."

""You out there in front of the TV"? Uh, does that make sense to anyone here?"

"I'm sure they'll be all right here, don't you think? Let's leave, Mario."

"So, Mario... Don't you think we should go, too? Maybe go to the door."

"Oh, Mario, listen! That must be an e-mail from Princess Peach!"

"Oh, my! That princess of yours is so courageous! We'd better get to work, too!"

"All set? Then let's go see Professor Frankly."

"Hang on... Haven't I heard that lots of rich and famous people call that place home?"

"Poshley Heights, huh? OK. How do we get there?"

"Will they let us on board? I heard you have to be rich or famous to get a seat."

"Are you kidding? Everyone says he's an awful man! Doesn't he extort people? ...Well, I guess we don't have much choice, now do we? Let's do this quickly."

"Wow! The Excess Express! This is really nice, Mario! The three days to Poshley Heights are going to seem like nothing!"

"Ah, it's a new day! And what a cool and brisk morning!"

"What IS that nasty thing? ...Oh! Mario, look! It's got the other passengers!"

"We're finally here, Mario. There's no time to waste, so let's find the Poshley Sanctum, like the professor said."

"Gee whiz! That was wild! I never thought I'd take a ride like THAT..."

"Crump! You've been waiting for us? What does THAT mean?"

"So Peach WAS here! Where did you take her, Crump?!?"

"You're the one who's going to suffer, Crump! No matter how many times we do this!"

"We've finally got all seven Crystal Stars! Yes! Now we can open the Thousand-Year Door! Uh, but... We still don't know where Peach is..."

"Oh, Mario! We have to save Peach... for TEC, too!"

"Did you hear something just then?"

"Uh... This place is unsettling... but we have no choice! We have to get in there and save Peach before things get any more out of control! Let's go, Mario!"

"We get out of one strange room just to find another... It's so big... It's almost like an underground city... What IS this place?"

"This room makes me feel... bad... But it seems familiar. What IS this chamber?"

"Gro... Grodus..."

"No! So the last Crystal Star we found on the moon... We've played into their hand!"

"What? This is unbelievable! All this and Bowser, too?!?"

"Phew... That was TOO close! At least we can close THAT chapter, though, right? Now, let's save Peach!"

"Uh, Mario, what'll we do? We could be done for..."

"Forget it! I know we'll win!"

"We've done it, old boy! I should say he won't be too keen on seeing us again, eh?"

"Yes, very good. They'll be rather happy here, eh? Let's be on our way, hm?"

"Well, well, well, old boy... I should think we'd head for that door at this point."

"On your toes, old bean! That can only be an e-mail from Princess Peach!"

"Great goobery! Your princess is no one to be trifled with! We'd best get to work, too!"

"Right! Let's pop in on that professor fellow."

"Wait a tick! I've heard tell that only the rich and famous call that place home..."

"Harumph! Sounds positively scintillating, dear boy. Point us there!"

"Pardon ne for saying so, but mustn't you have wealth or fame to ride that train?"

"Ah... no. Terribly sorry. Mm-mm. Impossible. Can't do it. The man's reprehensible! ...Well, drat. I suppose there's nothing for it, eh, old boy? If we must, we must. Let's go."

"Harumph! The Excess Express! Rather posh, I must say! Yes, rather posh indeed! The three days to Poshley Heights ought to pass in an eyeblink, eh, old boy?"

"What IS that rank thing? ...Horrors! Mario, look! It's got the other passengers!"

"We've made it, old boy! Let's find that Poshley Sanctum that Professor Frankly spoke of, posthaste!"

"Harumph! Well, that was rather a bumpy trip, wot wot! Who would've guessed I'd get to do such a thing..."

"This place is rather ugly... but we haven't a choice in the matter, old boy! We must get in there and save Peach before this hullabaloo goes any further! Let's go, dear boy!"

"Well now, it seems we get past one dodgy room only to find another... This region is rather like an underground city, hm? What IS this place?"

"This room gives me a rather foul feeling in my belly... What IS this chamber?"

"So, this lout is the leader of those X-Nauts?"

"No! So the last Crystal Star we found on the moon... We're fools!"

"What? This is rather unfair! All this and Bowser, too?!?"

"Whew... Rather close, hm? At least we've settled that burly bloke's account, old boy. Now, let's save Peach!"

"Hm?!? Where's Grodus?!?"

"Mario, what's next, old boy? This looks rather dire..."

"Serve a witch? My Scarlette would be rather angry with me, I should think..."

"I can't believe there are other thieves here besides me. How very strange..."

""You out there in front of the TV"? I think that man might have the sea madness."

"OK, then! Now we must go see Professor Frankly."

"Hey... Isn't that place simply BURSTING with the rich and famous? Excellent."

"Well? Don't tease us, Professor. How do we get there from here?"

"You know, I had heard that one must be rich or famous to ride the Excess Express..."

"Oh, I do NOT think that's a good idea! Do you know him? He is NOT one to mess with! ...Ah, well. If we have to, then I'm in, but it could get ugly. Come on, Mario. Let's go."

"Mmmm... the Excess Express! Now this is what I call travelling in style! The three days to Poshley heights will be over before we know it, dearie!"

"Mmm, the beginning of a new day... And such a cool and brisk morning, as well!"

"What IS that vile thing? ...Oh, no! Mario, look! It's got the other passengers!"

"Oh, my! That was quite fun! I can't say I ever thought I'd take a ride like THAT!"

"What an unpleasant place... but we don't have a choice in the matter! We have to get in there and save Peach before this gets any more out of hand! Let's go, dearie!"

"This room gives me a very bad feeling, dearie. What IS this chamber?"

"So, this fellow is the leader of those X-Nauts?"

"No! So the last Crystal Star we found on the moon... We were so blind!"

"What? This isn't very fair! All this and Bowser, too?!?"

"Mario, what should we do? We could be finished..."

"Why are we even talking about this? NEVER!"

"Doopliss: So, you figured it out by now, right, Slick? Your body and name belong to me now!"

"Lord Crump: And with that... pow! I'm gone!"

"Sir Grodus: Trust me, it's very much in your interest to be absolutely honest with us. We X-Nauts are not all rainbows and lollipops, I assure you. We're quite nasty."

"Lord Crump: Buh! Buh! Buh huh huh! I'm gonna turn you guys into wee seeds... Wait, that's not right. I'll turn you into SEAWEED! Buh huh! Enjoy!"

"Shadow Queen: You would do well to learn your proper place, slave. No one commands me."

"TEC: I am this laboratory's main computer. I am the TEC-XX. Many call me TEC. You may."

"Punio: There! Can you see it? That big tree... That's what I was telling you about. That's where we Punies live. That's home. Uh, of course, it's not just us in the tree. Lots of Jabbies and Piders, too. Well, anyway, Mario... Follow me!"

"Cotrtez: I'll turn your mustache into a bone-polisher, amigo!"

"Rawk Hawk: Rawk out, Great Gonzales!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAWK! Listen to me, Gonzales! Anybody who's beat me is not ALLOWED to lose!!!"

"Blooey: Hey there, I'm Blooey. ...And this guy [Luigi] is a total liar! Don't listen to him! You heard his story, right? Well, he did TRY to throw me, but he completely tripped! And what happens? I end up landing in lava! LAVA, man! You think that feels good? Thanks to him, you can stick a fork in me! I'm well-done! My pale skin's crispified! I'll NEVER forgive this guy! I'm gonna make him pay if it takes my whole lifetime! That's the ONLY reason I'm still hanging around with him. YOU'LL PAY, LUIGI!"

"Jerry: It is now my goal in life to keep this guy from ever dressing as a woman again."

"Dupree: Honh honh! Mademoiselle! Well! You could not forget me after all, oh? Such burning persistence. Thees eez why I adore you. Ah, cheri. My love... When my mind turns to you, I feel the moths of love flutter een my belly button!"

"Koops: Umm... excuse me! Err... I beg your pardon! Wait a moment, PLEASE!!! [Walks up to Mario] Pardon me for yelling like that... I was panicking. Umm... How to begin? M-My name's... Koops. I heard you're traveling to Hooktail's castle. So, anyway, I, uh... I have a favor to ask. [Long pause] Well... Ummmm... Oh, just... Just forget it. Never mind. Ignore me. Good... Good-bye. [Turns to leave]"

"Koops: Oh... Golly... Umm... Hi... Hi, Koopie... Koopie Koo... Did you overhear all that?"

"Koopley: (Emerging from Hooktail's mouth) YAAAAAAAAH! I'm out! I'm finally out!"

"X-Naut: O great, exalted Grodus! We brought the Princess Peach you ordered, sir!"

"TEC: Hello, Princess Peach."

"Hammer Bro: Lord Bowser! I have been training day and night to help you conquer the world! Should the time come, I shall be ready! Order me as you please, your Surliness!"

"Kammy: Lord Bowser! Terrible news! Some bold fool abducted Princess Peach in Rogueport!"

"Punio: Elder!"

"Punio: Elder! We're back! We're here to rescue you!"

"Punio: Uhhhhh... huh? What? What just happened?"

"Puni Elder: You won't be going any farther this a-way!"

"TEC: Hello, Princess Peach. I am glad you came."

"Bowser: I've found you, my Princess. I, Bowser, the mighty Koopa king, offer my greeting!"

"Rawk Hawk: That's right! Unh! I think it's about time for you to FEEL THE RAAAAAWK! [Defeats the Koopinator] Stay down, pincushion! You don't want more of this! Why'd you even show up? Yeah, you hear me talking, Wimpy! Stay outta the ring, or feel the burn, baby! Tell you what: do about a million push-ups and then come see Uncle Rawk Hawk! I'll give you another world-class spanking and send you crying home to Momma again!"

"Jolene: Well, here we are. This is your locker room. You're starting in the minor league, of course, as you've just now started your career. If you don't like this dingy room, I suggest you work your way through the ranks."

"Rawk Hawk: Studly guy, coming through! Listen up, losers! I've been hearing about some rising star tearing up the league... [Turns around and sees Mario] It's you, isn't it! Yeah! You fit the bill, skinny! A mustache named Gonzales! Man, I came all the way over her for YOU?!? Harharhar! What a waste of time!"

"Freddy: Oh no! The bell rang again! Oh... This is so awful... Who could it be now? [Turns into a pig]"

"Beldam: Mwee hee hee hee hee... Yes... This time we'll take that Mario and get his map! With this Superbomb here, there's no way we can fail. No, not likely..."

"Goombella: What? He ran away... I mean... Wait, just what the heck is going on here? That wasn't the real Mario?"

"Flavio: And what about you, Squinty? You turned to jelly when you saw all those ghosts!"

"Cortez: NOOOOOOOO! My treasure! [Shrinks] I am done for... [Grows again] Yohohohohohohoho! You are foolish, amigo! For I am not dead! Well, technically, I was already dead... but my spirit endures, tied to my treasure! So you cannot do anything to me! I do not live, amigo! Still, guarding this treasure for hundreds of years is almost as boring as death!"

"Flavio: Ah, Mario! Welcome back to you, my stalwart captain! So... have you found the treasure? How is our little expedition faring, hm?"

"Four-Eyes: So sorry to surprise you... No, wait... No need for that fake politeness anymore... Good job getting the Crystal Star! Oh, yeah! Seriously! Good job getting it for ME!"

"Grodus: You blew it again, Lord Crump. You sicken me."

"Zip Toad: Hey, I think not, Slick! You think you can hold me? No Way! Beldam would flip if I let that happen! [Reveals himself to be--]"

"Excess Express Conductor: Thank you! Boy, it's like all you di for three days was save us! How can we ever thank you?"

"Goldbob: You wouldn't happen to have a train set for sale, would you? A gold one, perhaps?"

"Beldam: Mwee hee hee hee hee! You're one step too late! We have the Crystal Star!"

"Grodus: What is the matter with you idiots? Falling for a fake Crystal Star? That's asinine!"

"Grodus: TEC... You miserable machine. We all know what you're up to, traitor."

"Bowser: Grrrrmph... Hrrrgh... Bluh. I've got no Crystal Stars... I can't find Princess Peach... Twilight Town was... Well, it wasn't exactly glorious. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!? If this keeps up, Mario's gonna steal everything from my grasp! AS USUAL!!!"

"TEC: You... are Mario... are... you not? It... is pleasant to meet you... I... am the main computer of this fortress... I am TEC. I must tell you something.... That is why... I brought you to this place... Princess P... Peach.......... I... am so s... sorry. Most of my data was er... erased... and my main power unit was shut... down. Now running on backup power with... only cached memory... trying to stay... operational. M... Mario... You know that Peach is not here, do you not? Please save... Peach... Please... please... Princess Peach... is... with Grodus in the... Palace of Shadow... I had to... tell you that... But... backup... power... failing... Mario... Use... the teleporter room... to get back to... Rogueport. Teleporter room is... on... sublevel... 2... of the fortress... I will release... the room lock."

"Bowser: Urrrgh... That was a surprise... I didn't think I'd fall... Have I put on weight?"

"Shadow Queen: Who... has called me back?"

"Shadow Peach: Muh huh huh huh huh... Witness my rebirth... My soul has not yet fully accustomed to this vessel... But I will learn to control this body soon enough..."

"Professor Frankly: So... You're leaving, then. Well, that's too bad... Having you around really did wonders for my research..."

"Ages ago, a city flourished here in peace and splendor, but it was destroyed in a single day by a demon from the dark beyond. Historians claim a great calamity befell the city, but nay... 'twas a demon. The city sank below ground, and one-quarter of the old city became the demon's den. This demon put fear into the hearts of all men and sent out minions to take the land. And its den, its palace, grew rich with the treasures stolen from all over the world."

"In order to increase its already formidable power, the demon created Crystal Stars to hold the essence of the heavens. One of these stars was placed in each country to exert the demon's influence. One of the castles built to contain these stars still stands near Petal Meadows."

"The demon built a dungeon near its palace and filled it with terrifying monsters. All those who fell into disfavor were thrown into this dungeon to rot. Yea, and the demon also had three dragon pets: Hooktail, Gloomtail, and Bonetail. These dragons flew across the land, spreading fear and sorrow over all. Even now, the mere mention of a dragon is enough to give some the terrors..."

"One day, there came a hero who could vanquish the fell demon. The young Toad from Petal Meadows was strong of arm, but shy of voice. All those around the boy teased him endlessly about the way he spoke. But when the demon cast his fearful gaze across the lands and reached out, the young Toad used strength and honor to defend his people and he became a hero to all, despite his odd voice."

"There was a wise Goomba from Boggly Woods gifted in knowledge of the world. When beasts rose to take the woods, this knowledge helped the people fight them. And the Goomba, who knew the way that every monster would attack, she began to think of a way to banish all monsters from the land..."

"A Koopa who traveled the world alone learned of the darkness covering the land. He went alone wherever evil dwelt and banished it with shell and sheer bravado. The monsters grew to fear this scar-riddled Koopa who thwarted them at every turn. But the brave Koopa was finally taken in a trap set for him by the monsters. But then, a Boo who fought with the monsters came and used her magic to free him. The brave Koopa's spirit melted the heart of the cold Boo lass..."

"The Boo used her powerful magic to learn more about the evil they faced. "We cannot destroy this darkness alone" she decided, her face a grim mask. "We need the Toad hero of Petal Meadows and the wise Goomba of Boggly Woods." The Boo's magic drew the four heroes together to send the demon from the world. And so, the four heroes finally set out to the Palace of Shadow..."

"The power of the world-devouring demon was more powerful than any could imagine, but the wise Goomba soon realized that this was the power of the Crystal Stars. She thought of a way to take the stars and use them against the demon. She told the other heroes her plan and set it in motion, banishing their fears. The Boo's magic and the Toad's strength created a gap in the demon's defenses. At that moment, the brave Koopa seized the stars and succeeded in badly damaging the demon..."

"But even the brave Koopa's stroke was not enough to end the demon's reign. The wise Goomba thought of another use for the Crystal Stars in that dire hour. She suggested sealing the demon forever with the Crystal Stars. All agreed. The heroes matched their strengths with the power of the Crystal Stars and they successfully sealed the demon's soul within the deepest part of the palace. Together they made it out so that only all seven stars could break the seal..."

"The four heroes thought they had sealed away the demon and all its power, but the demon used a tiny opening before the seal was complete to curse them all. While holding the Crystal Stars, they felt nothing, but when they let them go a black box would appear to seal their souls within. The four heroes travelled the world, scattering the stars so the seal would remain. But the last four stars carried the curse, which claimed each hero..."

"The hiding places of many of the crystal stars have now faded into legend but some say that the wise Goomba hid one in the Great Tree. At that time, many monsters wandered in the nearby Boggly Woods. The tiny Punies were always tormented by their fierce appetites, it was said. Pitying them, the Goomba hollowed out the Great Tree for the Punies to live in. The Punies were so grateful they swore to protect the Crystal Star there..."

"Once the Boo heroine hid her star in a steeple, she was trapped in the nearby town. Some say the Crystal Star lies in that steeple still."

"The Koopa hero went to a southern isle to hide his star where none would find it. But the Koopa was so tired from his journey that the pirate Cortez stole it easily. In that very instant, the Koopa was trapped in an inescapable chest. But Cortez did not realize the power of the star and lost it among his treasures..."

"The strong Toad held his star and continued his arduous journey. But eventually the miles took their toll upon him and he collapsed. A traveling healer happened by and saved his life but the Toad knew his fate was to be trapped in the box when the star was gone. So he asked the healer to hide the star in a secret place known to no one..."

"After the demon was sealed within the Palace of Shadow, many refused to come near that place of terror. But as the years passed, entire generations forgot and the penniless and the immoral began to congregate in this once-barren place. This place soon became a populous harbor, the town of Rogueport, and some even began to say that the underground city held a legendary treasure. But they were unaware the demon slept beneath them still..."

"The heroes knew the seal might not last forever and they sought to make the Crystal Stars available to one who might need them. So, before going to their individual dooms, they made a map to all the stars. And to prevent an evil force from misusing this map they placed it in a box that could only be opened by the pure of heart."

"Get in. I got candy!"

"What part of "Get in" don't you understand?"

"Seatbelt schmeatbelt."

"I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T--- I mean S-M-A-R-T!"

"It's time for some Road Rage! Bart Simpson style!"

"Time to make some cold hard cash! (evil laugh)"

"No problemo."

"Hold on tight!"

"Get ready for the electric speed!"

"Oh I sure hope I don't fall asleep on the wheel."

"Don't make Willie angry. You wouldn't like Willie when he's angry."

"Millions of children watch my show! Alright thousands! Okay dozens..."

"Uh, I hope no one pukes in the car again. Yuck!"

"Time to make some moola!"

"Get in the car, please. I have many places to go today."

"Whoa, its my turn to drive already??!"

"Hi, I'll be your driver today."

"Moe money, Moe money."

"Just leave the driving to me, dude."

"Time to dish out some justice. Wiggum style!"

"Crime doesn't take a vacation, but I do."

"Well Neddy, I'm sure we're gonna have ourselves a busy day!"

"Come and ride in the Lord's chariot."

"I love the smell of gasoline in the morning."

"Dude, get in the car and let's go."

"All right, a sucker."

"We're off to the races."

"All right, easy money."

"So happy to be on the road with the driving, steering, and cellphone-related mishaps."

"Unleash the True Dragon within you."

"Elijah Wood - Spyro"

"David Spade - Sparx"

"Gary Oldman - Ignitus"

"Cree Summer - Cynder"

"Corey Burton - Volteer and Exhumor"

"Jeff Bennett - Cyril, Mole-Yair, and Flash (Sparx's father)"

"Kevin Michael Richardson - Terrador and The Conductor"

"Phil LaMarr - Kane"

"Vanessa Marshall - Nina (Sparx's mother)"

"Jess Harnell - Additional voices"

"Chris Borders - Additional voices"

"Upon getting damaged:"

"(inhales) Ahhh, There's nothing smells like the smell of bubbles in the morning. Smells like... victory."

"In SpongeBob's Kitchen: "I'd make myself a snack... BUT THERE'S NO TIME!!!""

"In SpongeBob's Bedroom: "Maybe a little bounce on the old bed.""

"In SpongeBob's Attic: "This is where I keep all my old comic books.""

"Boarding a bungee hook: "The ultimate wedgie experience!""

"That was a ton of fun! I should do it again sometime."

"We can't go jellyfishing today, I'm going fishing for robots!"

"Bringin' it, around town!"

"Wow! Everyone looks like ant fish from up here."