"Forgive me for playing such a cruel trick on you but you see I needed someone to eliminate my enemies and reclaim the…"

"The kids that were 13 years old and who loved the original Dragon's Lair now have young children of their own, and so…"

"In skies high, his talents shine, like plum blooms pure and bright, His form defies the winter's snow, a sacred being…"

"Mark this: He's not just any monkey. He's a monkey of merit. A monkey was made Buddha once."

"In Guanyin's grove, his greed won't cease, Southern tides bring no release. Schemes cloud his sight, On Bodhi Peak, h…"

"A serpent youth in white, with furious gaze, Writes poems, dances, yet fierce in battle's blaze."

"With empty hands, he preached, yet gold was his quest, He left no wealth, just doctrines to attest. A life of greed, …"

"Endless yellow winds, sands stretch afar, In the land once abundant, no homes there are. Half-guai, half-immortal, wh…"

"Indulging in desires, I am carefree, No fears, no sorrows, just pure glee. In land of bliss, at the Eight Precepts, I…"

"Tending the furnace, stoking the flame, Making pills, to immortality aspire. Countless eyes and countless schemes, On…"