"Howdy there, Crash! Gimme a kiss, I want me some bandi-cooties! [Crash looks nauseous] Oh, calm down! Hey, maybe you can help me out here. I got this here new machine that I'd like to use to whoop these Cortex fellers, but I plumb ran outta money. Von Clutch ain't paid us since his chest-thingy got stolen. Bring me a heap of coins so I can buy the parts I need, and we'll put some boot to some butt!"
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Crash Tag Team Racing
' is a racing/platform game of the Crash Bandicoot series. It was released by Radical Entertainment for PS2, GameCube, Xbox and PSP on October 15, 2005. The game's story centers on the exploits of Crash Bandicoot, who must win the ownership of a dilapidated theme park by finding its missing Power Gems before Cortex can.
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