"Donkey: What's been going on? I'll tell you what's been going on!...All kinds of crazy things have been going on! That's what! Get a load of this! Soldiers are trying to arrest the fairytale creatures again! Can you believe it? You've got to rip this poster down, Shrek! Man, we've got to protect our friends! And, Shrek, these posters ain't the half of it. Look at this! Coins, just floating in the air! And we've got to pick them up, man; we're going to need all the coins we can get. They're all over the place too. Over here. Over there. Up in the air! There are some even hidden in the crates. And look at THIS! When you jump on these lily pads - WHOO! - you bounce! And then we got energy bars, floating in space! WHY?! Why are they here?! I mean, they taste all like rattlesnake and they make you fell all powered up...but still, you know... Yes, that's right: Hero Energy Bars for the Hero, everyone. Giving Heroes that extra energy boost since ... well, last year. It's kind of spooky they're just hanging in the mid-air like that. Huhhh. They're giving me heebie-jeebies! Oh and, by the way, we're going to Far Far Away for your wedding ball."