"Pig: The other pigs have accidentally cut down Jack's beanstalk! They thought it was a dandelion. I'm trying to grow another so Jack won't notice, But those fifthly rats keep eating it. Can you help me? Ooooh! You've made me happy as a pig... Wait, I am a pig! And happy! Gott in himmel! It's raining eggs! That Bertha doesn't know when to quit! I suppose I should never fed her that burrito. Can you catch the eggs so we can take them to market? Das good! You catch enough and I'll make you Denver omelet. We piggies need to get our water from a well at the top of Jack's Hill, but it's being guarded by giant tomatoes and these absolutely infernal pumpkins. It's very dangerous. Last week my Uncle Hans went up there and came back as side of bacon. Will you help us? Oh, I am just tickled pink... pink-er. You there! Stop! Help! Beasties! There! In the corn field! Got your attention, didn't i? Listen, these clucksters are eating the entire harvest. You guys mind giving me a hand here? Great! But careful you don't kill them. I don't want a field full of poultry-geists. Thank you for fixing the farm. Jack would have made chops out of us if you didn't help."