"King Harold: Where you see this symbol, I need your help. There has been a fowl catastrophe. The Friars Fat Boy truck has overturned! We need to round up the chickens. Come on, they're even more cowardly than you. How brave of you to accept this grave chicken challenge. So the chickens are your friends now, eh? They're just chickens! There are scarier things in your belly button lint. A giant troll is after the family jewels... Can you collect the jewels, before the nasty troll gets away?! You should have no problem, I understand trolls and ogres are distant cousins. There are delinquent hooligans fighting in the streets like filthy ogres... ...I mean, beasts. Go arrest them now and throw them in the paddy wagon! Excellent. You take orders well. Well, Cinderella's come a long way from her house cleaning days. She no longer does windows, she only shops through them. But this neighborhood is full of muggers. Will you protect her while she looks for a pair of glass slippers to go with her new fall look? Splendid! Oh, and Shrek, pick yourself up some deodorant."