American children's animated comedy films

"[whispers] This is the part where you run away."

"No! I'm an ogre. You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks.""

"What are you doing in my swamp?! [echoes]"

"All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?"

"All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom."

"Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm here 'til Thursday. Try the veal!"

"Okay, uh, ogres are like onions."

"Well, at least we know where the princess is, but where's the...?"

"[gets cornered by Dragon] Oh, what large teeth you have! [Dragon roars] I-I-I-I..."

"[atop the dragon after she swallows Farquaad] All right, nobody move! I've got a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it! I'm a donkey on the edge!"

"Hey, wait! What are you doing?"

"Stop it. Stop it, both of you! Y'know, you're just jealous that you could never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad."

"Yes. But, I don't understand. I'm supposed to be beautiful."

"[his first words] That's enough! He's ready to talk."

""Run, run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me! I'm the Gingerbread Man!"."

"Evening. Mirror, mirror, on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?"

"Indeed. Knights, new plan! The one who kills the ogre will be named champion! Have at him!"

"[his last words] ...I'll have you locked back in that tower, FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS! I AM KING! [Shrek whistles for Dragon.] I WILL HAVE ORDER! I WILL HAVE PERFECTION! I WILL HAVE--!"

"Peter Pan: He can fly!"

"Big Bad Wolf: What?"

"Thelonious: Three! Pick number three, my lord!"

"Wrestling Fan: The chair! Give him the chair!"

"Monsieur Hood: Please, monster! Can't you see I'm a little busy?"

"The greatest fairy tale never told."

"The Prince isn't charming. The Princess isn't sleeping. The sidekick isn't helping. The ogre is the hero. Fairy tales will never be the same again."

"Mike Myers — Shrek, Blind Mouse #2"

"Eddie Murphy — Donkey"

"Cameron Diaz — Princess Fiona"

"John Lithgow — Lord Maximus Farquaad"

"Vincent Cassel — Monsieur Robin Hood"

"Peter Dennis Clive Pearse — Ogre Hunters"

"Jim Cummings — Captain of the Guards"

"Bobby Block — Baby Bear"

"Chris Miller — Geppetto, Magic Mirror"

"Cody Cameron — Pinocchio, Three Little Pigs"

"Kathleen Freeman — Old Woman"

"Michael Galasso — Peter Pan"

"Christopher Knights — Blind Mouse #1, Thelonious"

"Simon J. Smith — Blind Mouse #3"

"Conrad Vernon — Gingerbread "Gingy" Man"

"Jacquie Barnbrook — Wrestling Fan"

"Guillaume Aretos John Bisom Matthew Gonder Calvin Remsberg Jean-Paul Vignon — Merry Men"

"Val Bettin — Bishop"

"Aron Warner — Big Bad Wolf (uncredited)"

"Frank Welker — Dragon (uncredited)"

"Andrew Adamson — Duloc Mascot, Ogre Hunter (uncredited)"

"Sim Evan-Jones — Ogre Hunter (uncredited)"

"Elisa Gabrielli — Additional Voices (uncredited)"

"A cute, button nose? Thick, wavy locks? Taut, round buttocks? I'm-I'm... [Jill: Gorgeous.]"

"But I love her. [Fairy Godmother: If you really love her, you'll let her go.]"

"Nice catch, Donkey. [Puss: Finally. Good use for your mouth.]"

"There it is, Mongo, to the castle! [?] No, no, no, no, no, no, ?"

"Who dares enter my room?"

"You are told correct. But for this, I charge a great deal of money."

"Hmm. You have engaged my valuable services. Your Majesty. Just tell me where i can find this ogre."

"Haha! Fear me if you dare!"

"Pray from mercy from Puss in Boots!"

"Finally! A good use for your mouth."

"[Guard: Catnip.] That's uh, not mine."

"Dear diary, Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow, but Dad says I can't go. He never lets me out after sunset. Dad says I'm going away for a while, must be like some finishing school or something. Mom says that when I'm old enough, my handsome Prince Charming will rescue me from my tower and bring me back to my family and, we'll all live happily ever after."

"Mike Myers — Shrek (speaking voice)"

"Eddie Murphy — Donkey"

"Cameron Diaz — Princess Fiona"

"Julie Andrews — Queen Lillian"

"Antonio Banderas — Puss in Boots"

"John Cleese — King Harold"

"Rupert Everett — Prince Charming"

"Jennifer Saunders — The Fairy Godmother"

"Frank Welker — Dragon, Dronkeys"

"Aron Warner — Big Bad Wolf"

"Cody Cameron — Pinocchio, Three Pigs"

"Conrad Vernon — Gingy, Muffin Man, Mongo"

"Chris Knights — Blind Mouse"

"Larry King — Ugly Stepsister"

"Chris Miller — Magic Mirror"

"Joan Rivers — Herself"

"In Summer 2004, They're Back for More."

"Once Upon Another Time..."

"Not So Far, Far Away."

"Your Highness, don't you see? We could send someone to get help!"

"Here I go. For the colony, and for the oppressed ants everywhere!"

"I Know It's A Rock, Don't You Think I Know A Rock When I See A Rock I've Spent A Lot Of Time Around Rocks!"

"Oh no, they've finished collecting the food. We've got to get the queen now. Once she's safe, we move on Gypsy's signal."

"You're wrong, Hopper. Ants are not meant to serve grasshoppers. I've seen these ants do great things, and year after year they somehow manage to pick food for themselves and you. So-so who is the weaker species? ANTS DON'T SERVE GRASSHOPPERS! IT'S YOU WHO NEED US! We're a lot stronger than you say we are... And you know it, don't you?"

"[outtakes] To infinity and beyond! [laughs] I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. I mean, really, can y... can you blame me? Okay. Okay, let's go for real now."

"They come, they eat, they leave. They come, they eat, they leave."

"You see, Hopper. Nature has a certain order. The ants pick the food, the ants keep the food, and the grasshoppers leave!"

"Leave the island?!"

"[first words] So, where is it? WHERE'S MY FOOD?! [echoes]"

"Are you saying I'm stupid?"

"Do I look... stupid... to you? Let's just think about the logic, shall we? Let's just think about it for a second. If it was up there, would I be coming down here, [leans over Atta] to your level, LOOKING FOR IT?! Why am I even talking to you? You're not the queen. [prods Atta's face with his antenna] You don't smell like the queen."

"Oh, I see! Under new management. So it's your fault."

"Uh-uh-uh. First rule of leadership: everything is your fault."

"What's the matter? You're scared of grasshoppers? You don't like Thumper?"

"You are mindless, soil-shoving losers put on this Earth to serve us."

"HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING ALL SUMMER?! YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?!"

"WELL, GUESS WHAT... you just lost!"

"[Yelled To The Ant Colony Like A Slave Driver] ALL RIGHT, GET MOVING! [Pushes All The Ants Into Line] Get Going, Move Your Abdomens Now!"

"[last words] Are there a bunch of little girls in this one, too? Hello, girls. [as the bird, a real one, roars] AAAAAH!!!! [He drops Flik; the bird seizes him] Aaaaah! Aah! Aah! Oh! [The bird caught him and holds him over to her chicks] A-AAAAAAAH!!! Ah! No! No! NOOO, NO, NO, NO! Aah! Aah! Aah! A-AAH-AAAH-AAAAH!!!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!! No! OH, NOOOOOOOO!!! AH! OH, NO! NO, NO, NO! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! [The camera zooms in on the chicks' mouths as Hopper screams again]"

"The name is Dot."

"No! Bad grasshopper! Bad grasshopper! Go home!"

"Just be confident, dear. You'll be fine."

"Oh, it'll be fine. It's the same, year after year. They come, they eat, they leave. That's our lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's our life. [laughs.]"

"Now, Dot, be nice to your sister."

"[whistles] Okay, everyone, single file. Food to offering stone and into the anthill. Now, let's go!"

"But, Hopper, since it's almost the rainy season, we need this time to gather food for ourselvesǃ"

"Perfect? What's so perfect?"

"Oh, now why didn't I think of that? Oh! Because it's suicide!"

"Someday, I will be a beautiful butterfly, and then everything will be better."

"SO, being a ladybug automatically makes me a girl! Is that it, fly boy? Huh?"

"Judging by your breath, you must have been buzzing around a dung heap all day!"

"Anytime, pal! I'm gonna pick the hairs out of your head one by one! You name the place! Yeah, 'cause when you get there, YOU ARE DEAD!"

"I heard that, you twig!"

"Let's face it. We stink."

"To the audience we'll never have."

"Shoo, fly. Don't bother me."

"Your Majesty, ladies and Gentlemen, boys & girls of all ages, our troupe here guarantees a performance like no other, why when your grasshopper friends get here, we are gonna KNOCK... THEM... DEAD...!!!"

"You always cast me as the broom! The pole! The stick! A splinter!"

"Come on Francis, you're making the maggots cry!"

"From the most mysterious reaches of uncharted Asia, I give you the Chinese Cabinet of Metamorphosis!"

"You Listen To Me My Boy, I've Made A Living Out Of Being A Failure And You Sir Are Not A Failure!"

"Shh. He's in a trance."

"Manny, we're on!"

"Stage is the other way, dear."

"Manny? Manny!"

"I can't believe the troupe is breaking up. We've always been together."

"[gasps] A talent scout."

"It seems we've been booked for an extended engagement."

"I know. The bird."

"Lieutenant Gypsy reporting for duty."

"That's the Flik we know and love."

"And that's how my twelfth husband died...so now I'm a widow. I mean, I've always been a black widow, but now I'm a black-widow widow."

"Dim don't wanna go."

"You're fired!"

"[repeated line] Flaming Death!"

"Uh, no refunds after the first two minutes."

"You're all fired."

"Bugs will pay big bucks to see, a bonfire that is starring me!"

"[first words, from off-screen] Yeah, where's the food?"

"Why go back to Ant Island at all? I mean, you don't even like grain!"

"[last words] Yes, Mr. Flea. Yes, sir. Of course, sir. Right away, sir. And, um, I just wanted to thank you for giving me a chance, because it's an honor to work with creative giants such as yourself. Shutting up."

"Do not panic. Do not panic! We are trained professionals. Now, stay calm. We are going around the leaf."

"Oh, nonsense. This is nothing compared to the twig of '93."

"That's it. That's it. Good! You're doing great! There you go. There you go! Watch my eyes. Don't look away. And here's the line again."

"Good job, everybody!"

"I don't think we need to involve the queen in this. She's got enough on her plate already: training her daughter."

"What do you think you're doing?!"

"Then help us. Don't help us."

"Ludicrous!"

"He looks absolutely ferocious!"

"I tell you a tale of heroes so bold, who vanquished our grasshopper enemies of old."

"Oh, my. There's quite a gap, Mr. Soil. Shouldn't we tell the Queen?"

"Oh, yes, Princess Atta. The poor dear."

"Oh, it's Flik!"

"[swipes the telescope from Flik and throws it near Dot's feet] All right, listen! The Princess doesn't have time for this! You wanna help us fill this thing?! Then get rid of that machine, get back in line, and pick grain, like everybody else!"

"Like everybody else!"

"Harvester! Why, we harvested the same way since I was a pupa!"

"Scared Ant #1: No, no, no, Oh, no. Oh, no. I'M LOST!! Where's the line?! It just went away! What do I do?!"

"Scared Ant #2: Help!"

"Scared Ant #3: We'll be stuck here forever!"

"Cockroach Waitress: Hey, who ordered the Poo Poo Platter?"

"Mosquito Waitress: Here you go, Slick. Enjoy."

"Slick: Ow! OW!! HEY I SAID NO SALT!!"

"Drunk Mosquito: Hey, bartender, Bloody Mary, O positive."

"An epic of miniature proportions."

"Dave Foley — Flik"

"Kevin Spacey — Hopper"

"Julia Louis-Dreyfus — Princess Atta"

"Hayden Panettiere — Dot"

"Phyllis Diller — The Queen"

"Richard Kind — Molt"

"David Hyde Pierce — Slim"

"Joe Ranft — Heimlich, Complaining Fly"

"Denis Leary — Francis"

"Jonathan Harris — Manny"

"Madeline Kahn — Gypsy"

"Bonnie Hunt — Rosie"

"Mike McShane — Tuck and Roll"

"John Ratzenberger — P.T. Flea"

"Brad Garrett — Dim"

"Roddy McDowall — Mr. Soil"

"Edie McClurg — Dr. Flora"

"Alex Rocco — Thorny"

"David Ossman — Cornelius"

"Jan Rabson — Axel"

"Carlos Alazraqui — Loco"

"David L. Lander — Thumper"

"Jack Angel — Thud"

"Brian M. Rosen — Fly Brothers, Fly Drinking"

"Rodger Bumpass — Drunk Mosquito"

"Debi Derryberry — Baby Maggots"

"Ashley Tisdale — Lead Blueberry Scout"

"John Lasseter — Harry"

"Andrew Stanton — Harry's Friend"

"Mickie McGowan — Cockroach Waitress, Mosquito Waitress"

"Phil Proctor — Slick, Fly in Circus, Grasshopper Lying Down"

"Frank Welker — Bird"

"[narrating] Okay. This is the real me. [scene cuts to him as a llama] Not this. [cuts back to him as a human, lounging on his throne] This. [back to Llama Kuzco] Not this. [back to Human Kuzco] Winner. [back to Llama Kuzco] Loser. [back to Human Kuzco] Okay. See this palace? Everybody in it is at my command. Check this out. [spoken] Butler. Chef. Theme song guy."

"[repeated line] Ha! Boom, baby!"

"[gasps in shock] Oh, really? Well, I'm supposed to see him today-"

"Ah, how'll I feel? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives, AH HA HA HA! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you! Genius, I say! [knocks over a beaker of poison onto a plant, and the plants explodes into black, shriveled, then drops quickly, dead] Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this."

"Oh, riiiight. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison."

"You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about re-labeling some of them."

"So, what did the emperor want?"

"Couldn't see you? Why not?"

"Hey there, Pacha! Hey, y'know you just missed your relatives."

"Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction."

"Palace Guard: I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove."

"Official: Aah! Your Highness, it is time for you to choose your bride."

"Theme Song Guy: ♪ You'd be the coolest dude in the nation, or the hippest cat in creation. But if you ain't got friends, then nothing's worth the fuss. A perfect world will come to be, when everybody here can see that a perfect world begins and ends, a perfect worlds begins and ends, a perfect world begins and ends with us! ♪"

"Kronk Angel: You're not just gonna let him die like that, are you?"

"Kronk Devil: Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the "path of righteousness". I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks."

"Bucky: [chatters]"

"Rudy: His groove! The rhythm in which he lives his life! His pattern of behavior! I threw it off! And the emperor had me thrown out the window!"

"Mata: [sighs] Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut, home of the mug of meat."

"Topo: Hey there, Pacha. Hey, you know you just missed your relatives."

"Ipi: Yeah, we just sent' em up to your house."

"Piñata Lady: Okay, children. On you mark, get set... [Yzma takes the place of the pinata] Go!"

"It's All About... ME"

"David Spade – Emperor Kuzco"

"John Goodman – Pacha"

"Eartha Kitt – Yzma"

"Patrick Warburton – Kronk Pepikrankenitz"

"Wendie Malick – Chicha"

"John Fiedler – Rudy"

"Kellyann Kelso – Chaca"

"Bob Bergen – Bucky"

"Jack Angel – additional voices"

"Stephen Anderson – Ipi"

"Dee Bradley Baker – additional voices"

"Rodger Bumpass – Male Villager #2 and Guard Cow"

"Debi Derryberry – additional voices"

"Patti Deutsch – Waitress"

"Bill Farmer – additional voices"

"Miriam Flynn – Piñata Lady"

"Jess Harnell – Guard"

"John Lasseter – additional voices"

"Danny Mann – Male Villager #1"

"Andi Peters – additional voices"

"Jeff Pidgeon – additional voices"

"Patrick Pinney – additional voices"

"Phil Proctor – additional voices"

"Jan Rabson – additional voices"

"Joe Ranft – additional voices"

"Andrew Stanton – additional voices"

"Andre Stojka – Topo"

"Steve Susskind – Irate Chef"

"Lee Unkrich – additional voices"

"Joe Whyte – Official"

"The Sweatbox is at turns infuriating, hilarious and enlightening. You’ll cringe in sympathy with the Disney artists as you see the gross bureaucratic incompetence they had to endure while working at the studio in the 1990s. The film not only captures the tortured morphing of the Kingdom of the Sun into The Emperor’s New Groove, it also serves as an invaluable historical document about Disney’s animation operations in the late-1990s. If any questions remain about why Disney fizzled out creatively and surrendered its feature animation crown to Pixar and DreamWorks, this film will answer them"

"Supporters of Allers' original vision still feel that if he had been given the time, money and support that the film would have been a masterpiece. Instead of the more ambitious Kingdom of the Sun, the Disney Studio decides to go with a supposedly more commercial film incorporating some of the same characters and location, Emperor's New Groove."

"The way it really happened in Sherwood Forest!"

"Meet Robin Hood and his Merry Men-agerie!"

"Join the Merriest Menagerie in the world's best-loved legend."

"Robin Hood, a fox—voice: Brian Bedford"

"Maid Marian, a vixen—voice: Monica Evans"

"Little John, a bear—voice: Phil Harris"

"Prince John, a lion—voice: Peter Ustinov"

"Sir Hiss, a snake—voice: Terry-Thomas"

"Sis, a rabbit—voice: Shannen Doherty"

"Sheriff of Nottingham, a wolf—voice: Pat Buttram"

"Friar Tuck, a badger—voice: Andy Devine"

"Lady Kluck, a chicken—voice: Carole Shelley"

"Alan-a-Dale, a rooster—voice: Roger Miller"

"The Captain of the Guard, a crocodile—voice: Candy Candido"

"Isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?"

"Glacier Pass. Everybody knows they have a settlement on the other side."

"So you got three melons?"

"Modern architecture. It'll never last."

"That's what you do in a herd. You look out for each other."

"Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire."

"[shouts that echoes] ENOUGH!"

"You're an embarrassment to nature. Ya know that?"

"Okay, listen, if either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth."

"I'm not fat. It's all this fur. It makes me look poofy."

"Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't."

"From now on, you'll have to refer to me as "Sid, Lord of the Flame"!"

"[whispering, to Manny] I don't like this cat. He reads minds."

"You have a very cruel sense of humor."

"Maybe because we saved him, he won't hunt us."

"[to Roshan] I'll return you. We don't need that meany-weeny mammoth, do we? No we don't."

"I don't know about you guys but, we are the weirdest herd I've ever seen."

"Hey, I'm a sloth. I see a tree, eat a leaf, that's my tracking."

"That's it. You're out of the herd!"

"Doesn't anybody care about Sid the sloth?"

"And, and she picked a hair off my shoulder and says, "look, if you’re gonna have an extra mating dance, at least pick a female with a same color pelt, right?" And I thought, "whoa, she’s gonna go praying mantis on me." You know what I’m saying?"

"I don't eat junk food."

"Wow! Hoo! yeah! Who's up for round two? [pause; embarrassed] Um, tell the kid to be more careful."

"Save your breath, Sid. You know humans can't talk."

"Us? You two are a bit of an odd couple."

"[shouts that echoes] MOVE, SLOTH!"

"[Soto: What are you doing?] Leave the mammoth alone. [Soto: Fine, I'll take you down first.]"

"Because if we save him he'll grow up to be a hunter. And who do you think he'll hunt?"

"Um, that pink thing is mine."

"[Soto: Diego, I was beginning to worry about you.] No need to worry. In about two minutes you'll be satisfying your taste for revenge. [Soto: Very nice.]"

"Come on Sid, let's play tag. You're it."

"It wouldn't be breakfast without him."

"[repeated lines] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"

"[last words before his death] What are you doing? [Diego: Leave the mammoth alone.] Fine, I'll take you down first."

"There's Diego. Fall back!"

"[Zeke: I can't wait to get my claws in that mammoth!] No one touches the mammoth until I get that baby!"

"[Diego: Let's show that human what happens when he messes with sabers.] Alert the troops. We attack at dawn. And Diego, bring me that baby, alive. If I'm going to enjoy my revenge, I want it to be fresh."

"Come on, Diego. Let's bring this mammoth down."

"Aw, look at the cute little baby, Diego. Isn't it nice that he'll be joining us for breakfast? [Diego: It wouldn't be breakfast without him.]"

"Save your energy! Mammoths don't go down easy. There's only one way to do it. First you have to force it into a corner. Cut off its retreat. And when you three have it trapped, I'll go for the throat."

"[Diego: You wanna maul something, don't you Zeke?] [whining anxiously] I wanna maul. [Diego: Then what are you waiting for?]"

"Look at all that meat. Let's get 'em! [Diego: Not yet! We'll need the whole pack to bring this mammoth down, get everyone ready. Now!]"

"Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo. I can't wait to get my claws in that mammoth! [Soto: No one touches the mammoth until I get that baby!] First I'm gonna slice its hindquarters in sections. I'll put the white meat in one pile, and the dark meat in another. [Lenny: Hey, knock it off, I'm starving!] Next the shoulders. Occasionally tough, but extremely juicy. [Lenny: I told you to knock it off!]"

"Yeah, yeah. He said, "Come back with the baby, or don't come back at all!" [laughing evilly]"

"Can we trust you with that, Diego?"

"Frustrated, Diego? Tracking down helpless infants too difficult to you? [Diego: What are you two doing here?] Soto's getting tired of waiting."

"[Diego: Hello, ladies.] Hey, look who decided to show up."

"[Diego: Well, I have a message for Soto. Tell him, I'm bringing the baby. And tell him, I'm bringing a mammoth.] [Zeke: A mammoth?] Mammoths never travel alone."

"Hey, knock it off, I'm starving!"

"I Told you to knock it off!"

"[to Sid] Look, we're gonna break your neck so you don't feel a thing. How's that?"

"I can't believe it. Fresh wild greens. Frank, Where did you ever?"

"A dandelion! I thought the frost wiped 'em all out."

"Save it for a mammal that cares."

"Come on, you’re making a scene."

"Hey, you overgrown weasel. Wait till we get down there."

"Went this way! Over here."

"Go ahead. Dig in."

"All but one."

"No, Carl. The tiger beat up us to him!"

"Uh-huh. We’ll just take our furry piñata and go if you don’t mind."

"Oh, carnivores have all the fun."

"Zowie Polie and Manny"

"The Coolest Event In sixteen thousand Years."

"Sub-Zero Heroes"

"Licensed To Chill"

"They came. They thawed. They conquered."

"Ice Age is coming"

"Ray Romano — Manny"

"John Leguizamo — Sid"

"Denis Leary — Diego"

"Goran Višnjić — Soto"

"Jack Black — Zeke"

"Cedric the Entertainer — Carl"

"Stephen Root — Frank, Papa Start"

"Chris Wedge — Scrat, Dodo"

"Diedrich Bader — Oscar"

"Alan Tudyk — Lenny, Dab, Freaky Animal"

"Jane Krakowski — Rachel"

"Laurie Bagley — Jennifer"

"Tara Strong — Roshan, Start child"

"Alan Tudyk — Dab the Dodo"

"Kristen Johnston — Sylvia"

"[after Bagheera tells Baloo that he is taking Mowgli back to the Man Village] Man Village? They'll ruin 'im! They'll make a man out of 'im!"

"[after Bagheera asks him how does he think Mowgli will survive] "How do you think he will..." What do you mean, "how do you think he..."? He's with me, ain't he? And I'll learn 'im all I know."

"[after Mowgli climbs on Baloo's butt and tickles him with his feet] No. No, no. No, no. Now, you're tickling."

"[as he and Mowgli float down a river] Lemme tell you some'm, Li'l Britches: if you act like that bee acts, uh-uh. You're workin' too hard. And don't spend your time just lookin' around.... for something you want that can't be found."

"[yanks a pouty Bagheera's tail as he smirks] Come on, Baggy! Get with the beat!"

"[furiously] Are you outta your mind?! I promised him that he could stay here in the jungle with me!"

"He's a dandy! [Playfully slaps Mowgli on the bottom which sends him rolling into a log and leaves him knocked out on the ground.]"

"[repeated line] You better believe it!"

"BAGHEERA!!! Oh, you heard me, huh?"

""Pawpaw".... Ha! Of all the silly gibberish."

"Oh, no! It's Baloo! That shiftless, stupid jungle bum!"

"Now, come on! Up this tree. You'll be safer up there."

"WHY, YOU BIG FRAUD! You four-flusher! I am fed up!"

"[laughing] Is that all the better you can climb?"

"[repeated line] Yeah, man!"

"[Responding to Bagheera] Yes, I wanna stay in the jungle."

"[to King Louie] But I dunno how to make fire."

"You told me a lie, Kaa. You said I could trust you."

"[angrily pushes Shere Khan's paw away] You don't scare me! I won't run from anyone!"

"[to Kaa] Oh, go away and leave me alone!"

"It's like you said, you can't trust anyone!"

"[to Bagheera, who is about to be hypnotized by him] "Look me in the eye when I'm speaking to you!"

"Say now, what have we here? [Giggles] It's a man-cub. A delicious man-cub."

"Just you wait 'til I get you in my coils!"

"I don't blame you. I'm not like those so-called fair-weather friends of yours. You can believe in me."

"Oh, you have no idea. It's simply terrible. I can't eat, I can't sleep, so I sing myself to sleep. You know, self-hypnosis. Let me show you how it works..."

"You have just made a serious mistake, my friend. A very stupid mistake! Look me in the eye when I'm speaking to you. Both eyes if you please. You have just sealed your doom."

"Kaa: [after Mowgli learns he has been deceived by the snake] If I never see that skinny little shrimp again, it will be too soon. [slithering away] Oh, my sacroiliac."

"Shere Khan: [while Baloo holds his tail] Let go, you big oaf!"

"Mowgli: [angrily hitting Shere Khan's face with a stick] Take that, ya big bully!"

"Bruce Reitherman as Mowgli"

"Phil Harris as V. Baloo"

"Sebastian Cabot as Bagheera"

"Louis Prima as King Louie"

"George Sanders as Shere Khan"

"Sterling Holloway as Kaa"

"J. Pat O'Malley as Colonel Hathi/Buzzy"

"Verna Felton as Winifred"

"Clint Howard as Junior"

"Chad Stuart as Flaps"

"Lord Tim Hudson as Dizzy"

"John Abbott as Akela"

"Ben Wright as Rama the Father Wolf"

"Darleen Carr as Shanti"

"Leo De Lyon as Flunkey*"

"Hal Smith as The Slob Elephant*"

"Ralph Wright as The Gloomy Elephant*"

"Digby Wolfe as Ziggy*"

"Bill Skiles and Pete Henderson as Monkeys*"

"Thurl Ravenscroft as Colonel Hathi's crew"

"Jimmy MacDonald as Shere Khan (roaring)"

"Bill Lee as Shere Khan (singing voice only)"

"Next time, I'll be the bad cop."

"Money ain't gonna be your biggest problem if you don't tell me what you know about the sinuses."

"In the words of the immortal James Brown GET DOWN!"

"Well, you dealin' with a white blood cell here!"

"You want Osmosis? You got Osmosis!"

"That's Chill. He's a flu shot."

"Just as long as it doesn't hit 108 degrees, or Frank's daughter's an orphan."

"Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive track, you ain't got no money for no fancy schools."

"It's just the way I like it: Extra disgusting."

"Great, got me a college boy."

"Special Agent Drixobenzometaphedrimine. Drixenol! The brand that eases your coughs and sneezes. Warning - do not exceed recommended dosage. If symptoms persist, consult a physician. May cause drowsiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery. Pregnant women should not handle broken tablets."

"My, what big zits he has. How does this happen?"

"That's my effervescent propulsion."

"OK, please, you're going to make me vomit!"

"Virus con Dios!"

"James who?"

"I'd like to examine your irritated areas."

"Funny. He doesn't look fluish."

"Sir, he was a lethal virus."

"This here little D.N.A. bead comes from a little girl in Riverside, California, didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one, nice lady in Detroit, Mowtown, six days flat. And there's this old guy in Philly. I killed him in 72 hours. Yeah, I'm getting better as I go along, baby, but the problem is I never set a record! Until my man Frank that is. I'm gonna take him down in 48 hours! Get my own chapter in the medical books!"

"[last words] Can you feel the heat, Jones? [chuckles] Too bad you won't be here to see me break my record when I take down Frank's pretty little girl."

"Hmmm. Sounds like a gas, baby. Bring it on."

"Whew! this cat was sick before I even got here!"

"They're making this too easy! Hahaha! You know, in all of the bodies I've been in no one has ever gotten wise to me and now, for the first time, an immunity cell has figured out everything and they don't believe him!"

"Ebola? Let me tell you something about Ebola, baby. Ebola is a case of DANDRUFF compared to me!"

"Careful. I'm contagious."

"Okay, Frank. This is your, um, conscience speaking. Now listen carefully. This hiking trip means the world to her. Figure out a way to make it work. Use that charm."

"Jones! Oh, thank Frank!"

"Sir, he's got a point. When I came to work for you, you promised you would concentrate more on health issues."

"Come here, baby. I'm still Jonesin' for a little more Osmosis."

"You care more about your stupid re-election than you care about all our lives. Something's going on and I'm going to the hypothalamus to check it out."

"There will be plenty of new jobs for everyone on the back."

"I propose something that every organism in this city will enjoy. I give you a dream vacation to the annual chicken wing festival in Buffalo, New York! Final plans have been made and nothing is going to stand in our way!"

"See, I told you she'd be excited. Now, tidy up, will you? Here we go."

"We're probably just drinking some hot coffee."

"Can you believe those lies?"

"Good evening, citizens of Frank. In the past few weeks of the campaign, my opponent has thrown around a lot of fancy words to try to confuse the issues. Words like "exercise," "low-fat," and "diet" - words designed to scare us into changing what has worked for so many years. Well, I say let's stay the course. Remember, a fat Frank is a happy Frank."

"Son, do me a favor and read what it says on your arm?"

"Thank you, Leah. Now get me the chief on the phone. There's a good girl."

"Exactly! Temporary. You're nothing but a wannabe, a placebo, a generic brand. Marked-down, over-the-counter, useless Tic-Tac! NOW, GET OUT OF MY BODY!"

"The bowels. Didn't always smell this way. No. There was a time when eating right and exercise kept this whole area a vital center of activity. But during Mayor Phlegmming's term, we've seen rot and stagnation paralyze this neighborhood as well as the colon and the sphincter. Well, I think it's time we get things moving again. I'm Tom Colonic. As Mayor, I would set long-term goals that include ordering salads and eating bran. Mayor Phlegmming may think that things are fine just the way they are. But I think that if we pull together and put in a little hard work, A new Frank could be right around the corner."

"JONES! IN MY OFFICE!"

"Get that thing to the hypothalamus now!"

"We have a situation in the throat, and I'm putting you on it."

"Hey, Ozzy, can I count on you to keep Frank in shape? You know we've got that big insurance exam next month."

"Don't chiefy-weefy me! Have you seen the headlines? The papers are calling it the most powerful cramp since shane made us try that tae-bo workout!"

"It's all shoveled out. And the hippo's asleep. I'm gonna take Shane to Docky's."

"[after almost dying, but returning to life; to Shane] Your momma says "hi"."

"She'll be excited. She'll probably call you."

"Thank you, Uncle Bob. You're gonna love it!"

"Oh, that's my daughter Shane. She won't buy me deodorant anymore. She says it causes cancer."

"I said I was gonna think about it. It's a holiday weekend. The important thing is that we're together, right?"

"Please, we can't do that. She's been humiliated enough already."

"Were you thinking about me when you packed me a fried Slim Jim sandwich for lunch?"

"Let me take a look at that, Dad. Open wide. Open wide. Ahh."

"Yeah, I guess you're right."

"So, Dad, what's the big surprise?"

"I'm going camping with my friends. You're welcome to join us."

"No! No, Dad, it's me, Shane."

"Well, use your imagination."

"Listen, why don't you sit her down and tell her that if anything ever happens to you, I will take care of her, okay? I will raise her, I will nurture her, I will love her, and then when she's 16, I'll boot her out the door."

"Hey, Shane, how about a hug for your Uncle Bob? [Shane walks out of the house] Okay, nice talking to you, too. [Frank burps] Hey, muscles! You don't look so good."

"Outta town? I'm not getting outta my bathrobe. I'm just gonna wheel a keg into the living room and plop myself down on the sofa in front of the TV. You know, spend a little quality time with the wife and kids."

"Um, sweetheart, have you ever seen a rattlesnake swallow a football?"

"Shirley. My daughter's name is Shirley."

"Frank, it's a pleasure to meet you. I am Mrs. Boyd. I am Shane's science and P.E. teacher."

"GET OUT! OUT! THE ANSWER IS NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

"[laughing] Oh, my God. Ha-ha! That was so funny! Oh, my God, I've got the giggles."

"What a zit. I mean, what is it? What is it? What do you want?"

"[last words] SHANE!!"

"He's one cell of a guy."

"He's one cell of a guy and his partner's a real pill."

"Every body needs a hero."

"Chris Rock — Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones"

"Laurence Fishburne — Thrax"

"David Hyde Pierce — Drixenol "Drix" Koldreliff"

"Brandy Norwood — Leah Estrogen"

"William Shatner — Mayor Phlegmming"

"Ron Howard — Tom Colonic"

"Joel Silver — Chief (uncredited)"

"Kenny Olson"

"Jimmie "Bones" Trombly"

"Stefanie Eulinberg"

"Jimmie Bones"

"Uncle Kracker"

"Jonathan Adams — Tom"

"Joseph Ashton — Billy"

"Carlos Alazraqui — Spanish Germ"

"Keith Anthony — Barkeep"

"Eddie Barth — Conducter"

"Jeff Bennett — Handmouth Germ"

"Sally Brooks — Brain Cell"

"Rodger Bumpass — Announcer of Nerve News Network and Joe Cramp"

"Michael Carven — Red Blood Cell"

"Paul Christie — Dan Matter and Germ"

"Janis Dardaris — Red Blood Cell Nurse"

"Wendy Dillon — Singer"

"Antonio Fargas — Chill"

"Eddie Frierson — Police Officer at Frank Police Department"

"Donald Fullilove — Doughnut"

"Jackie Gonneau — Female Cell"

"Shannon Gregory — White Blood Cell"

"Rif Hutton — Charlie"

"Richard Steven Horvitz — Red Blood Cell"

"Art Kimbro — Red Blood Cell"

"Joyce Kurtz — Brain Cell"

"Anne Lockhart — Reporter"

"Sherry Lynn — Trudy McCartney"

"Danny Mann — Musician Cell"

"Mickie McGowan — Libraian"

""Stuttering" John Melendez — Artie"

"Héctor Mercado — Oyster Germ"

"Paul Pape — Red Blood Cell"

"Marilyn Pasekoff — Nun Red Blood Cell"

"Chris Phillips — Doug"

"Lynne Redding — Drummer"

"Al Rodrigo — the Frank Police Department walkie-talkie"

"Herschel Sparber — Bruiser"

"Doug Stone — Police Officer with Big Germ and Jamie"

"Steve Susskind — Scabies"

"Keri Tombazian — Stomach Announcer"

"Paul Tuerpe — Nose Cell"

"Billy West — Colin and Artie's co-worker"

"Robert Wisdom — Big Germ"

"Bill Murray — Frank DeTorre"

"Elena Franklin — Shane DeTorre"

"Molly Shannon — Mrs. Boyd"

"Chris Elliott — Bob DeTorre"

"Danny Murphy — Zookeeper Superintendent"

"Jack McCullough — Zookeeper"

"Kathy Wege — Volcano Lady"

"Will Dunn — Oyster Boy"

"Jackie Flynn — School Janitor"

"Kelsey Jordan — Bus Girl #1"

"Abe Farrelly — Bus Girl #2"

"Jesse Peter — Laughing Boy"

"John Eliot Jordan — Pea Soup Manager"

"Nancy Byers — Pea Soup Supervisor"

"Kevin J. Flynn — Docky's Clamshack Waiter"

"Sean Gildea — Dreamy Photographer"

"Kathryn Frick — Nurse #1"

"Nikki Tyler-Flynn — Nurse #2"

"Elizabeth Jordan — Nurse #3"

"Zen Gesner — Emergency Room Doctor #1"

"Marc Hyman — Emergency Room Doctor #2"

"Zak Penn — Emergency Room Doctor #3"

"[about Professor Ratigan] He's a genius, Dawson! A genius twisted for evil! The Napoleon of Crime!"

"Not a corner of London is safe while Ratigan is at large. There's no evil scheme he wouldn't concoct, no depravity he wouldn't commit! Who knows what dastardly scheme that that villain may be plotting even as we speak?"

"Remember, Dawson, we're low-life ruffians."

"There's always a chance, Doctor, as long as one can think."

"[in an almost friendly tone] Ratigan, no one can have a higher opinion of you than I have. [furiously] And I think that you are a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!"

"Poor Basil. Oh, he is in for a surprise!"

"My friends! We are about to embark on the most odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career! A crime to top all crimes, a crime that will live in infamy! [The henchmen cheered. Ratigan holds up a newspaper featuring the Queen's picture on the front page.] Tomorrow evening, our beloved monarch celebrates her Diamond Jubilee. And... with the enthusiastic help of our good friend, Mr. Flaversham... [The henchmen chuckle] it promises to be a night she may never forget! [burns her picture with his cigarette. The henchmen gasp in terror] Her last night... and my first, as supreme ruler of all mousedom! [The henchmen cheer.]"

"[Rubbing his head, irritated] How dare that idiot Basil poke his stupid nose into my wonderful scheme and foul up everything?"

"Bravo, Basil! A marvelous performance. Though frankly, I expected you 15 minutes earlier. Trouble with the chemistry set, old boy?"

"You don't know what a delightful dilemma it was, trying to decide on the most appropriate method for your demise. Oh, I had so many ingenious ideas I didn't know which to choose. So I decided to use them all. [the camera zooms out to show many various weapons aimed at the mousetrap] Marvelous, isn't it? Oh, ho, but, here, let me show you how it works. Picture this, first, a sprightly tune I've recorded especially for you. As the song plays, the cord tightens, and when the song ends, the metal ball is released, rolling along its merry way until... [gestures to mousetrap] Snap! [gestures to gun] Boom! [gestures to crossbow] Twang! [gestures to axe] Thunk! [gestures to anvil] SPLAT! And so ends the short, undistinguished career of Basil of Baker Street."

"Now, you will remember to smile for the camera, won't you?"

"Fidget, you delightful little maniac!"

"There's no escape this time, Basil!"

"Stay where you are. Or the girl dies."

"Oh, I love it when I'm nasty."

"[looks above the doorway to another barrel, where Fidget, the bat, is hanging from the faucet, sleeping] Fidget? [Fidget doesn't wake up, so Ratigan screams in his ear.] Fidget?! [Startled, Fidget falls from his perch and rolls down the stairs at Rattigan's feet.] Thank you. Bright and alert as always. [hands Fidget a list] Here's the list. You know what to do, and no mistakes."

"[reading Professor Ratigan's letter] "To our beloved Queen, this gift we send, as her sixty-year reign.... comes to an end?""

"Ah, I just adore Jubilees."

"[to Fidget] Stop! Let me go! You ugly old thing! Help, let me out! Let me out!"

"[after the fight's over with Fidget, door closes, and the cupboard door, Olivia was put in, creaks open with big mess.] Dad, where are you?! [goes to a window] Father... where are you?!! Papa! [echoes noise] DADDY!"

"[to Ratigan] Just wait! Basil's smarter than you! He's going to put you in jail. [tugs on his tail to accent her next few insults.] He's not afraid of a big, old, ugly, rat like youǃ [Professor Ratigan: Would you kindly sit down and shut up?!]"

"Barrie Ingham - Basil of Baker Street/Bartholomew"

"Val Bettin - Dr. David Q. Dawson/Thug Guard"

"Vincent Price - Professor Ratigan"

"Candy Candido - Fidget the Bat/Bar Patron"

"Alan Young - Hiram Flaversham"

"Susanne Pollatschek - Olivia Flaversham"

"Diana Chesney - Mrs. Judson"

"[to Oliver when they first meet] Whoa, chill, man. I don't eat cats, too much fur!"

"Absitively posolutely!"

"Listen, kid, I hate to break it to you, but the dynamic duo is now the dynamic uno."

"Consider this a free lesson in street savoir faire from New York's coolest quadruped. Check ya later!"

"If ya want 'em, come an' get 'em! Uh-huh. But I'm warnin' ya, kid. [sings] One minute, Ah'm in Central Park;/Then I'm down on Delancy Street./From the Bowery to St. Mark's,/There's a syncopated beat."

"[sings] Why should I worry? Tell me: why should I care? I may not have a dime, but I got street savoir-faire."

"[sings] The rhythm of the city: once you get it down, then you can own this town; then you can wear the cro-ow-ow-own! Why should I worry? Tell me: why should I care? I may not have a dime, but I got street savoir-faire."

"All right, Frankie, that's it! You've insulted my pride! That means death!"

"[seeing Oliver revealed] Mi madre, un gato!"

"Yeah, that's right, man! We got to do something, man. He's family! He's blood!"

"[sniffs a cigar] Hey, man, if this is torture, chain me to the wall!"

"Hey, man, you're ugly! And you're uglier than him! And you're Ugly, Part Three! Hey, you're Revenge of the Ugly!"

"Run along, Roscoe. Your master's calling."

"We gotta clean you up, child, and get you some on-the-job trainin'."

"[sings] Now listen up: you've got a lot to learn, / and if you don't learn, you don't eat./But if you're tough, an' always use yo' head, / you'll feel right at home on the street. / When you've got talent, everything is free. / Watch how we do things: Ooh, I'll guarantee / You're gonna see, how - the best survive. / We make an art, out - of stayin' alive. / If you do just as you're told, / these are streets of gold!. Ev'ry bouleva'd, is: a Miracle Mile. / We take the town, and, we take it with style! / If you play it brave an' bold, / these are streets of gold!."

"Excuse me, uh, sister. Who's Rex?"

"If I never see that skinny little shrimp again, it will be too soon."

"We never should've took 'im, Dodger."

"Tito! Stop that racket! I'm trying to watch this show."

"My name is Francis. Fran-cis. Not Frank. Not Frankie. Francis."

"Shut up, you little rodent."

"It's none of your business, you intrusive little pipsqueak."

"Oh, good show, Einstein. Now, all we need is the court and the net."

"Well, it may be Jenny's house, but everything from the doorknobs down is MINE!!"

""I love you, Oliver. Play with Georgette". I'd like to play with him, all right! The little fur ball!"

"It's not? It's not?! Well, WHY not?! What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? And do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. 6-time national champion!"

"None of your business! And you, "Tubby": off the bed!"

"Oh. I broke a nail."

"That's it! We'll start with a bath."

"[seeing his dogs fight] All right, all right, knock it off! ENOUGH! What is the matter with you guys?! [dogs stops and looked at him] Don't you understand? Sykes will be here any minute, and I don't have... [dogs joyfully running to their master] No, no, no, no!"

"That reminds me, I saw DeSoto's nose; who did that? [Dodger presents Oliver to Fagin] You... you? [Laughs] That took a lot of guts! We've never had a cat in the gang before... we can use all the help we can get."

"This is the main one! We've got two days to do or die! Dodger, you keep an eye on the little kitten, show him the ropes. I don't wanna put any undue pressure on you, but as you march off to do your duty, I want you to keep one thing in mind: dead men do not buy dog food! So big smiles, and get out there, and FETCH!"

"I don't want yer garbage, Fagin! I don't think you grasp... the severity of the situation."

"Now I lent you money, an' I don't see it. D'you know what happens when I don't see my money, Fagin? People like you, get hurt. Do I make myself clear?!"

"Three sunrises. Three sunsets. Three days, Fagin."

"[on the phone] What do you mean? You start with the knuckles. [as Fagin and Dodger enter] Ah, Fagin! Do come in, I'll be right with you. [on the phone] Yeah. No, you don't kill him yet. Hmm? Yeah. And then, what's, what's the last thing you do? You put on the cement shoes. [laughs] Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Come on, hey, don't worry about it. [slams down the phone, scaring Fagin] So, Fagin! Did we bring something green and wrinkly to make me happy?"

"I'm proud of you, Fagin. Yeah, you're starting to think big! You've got twelve hours. And Fagin? This is your last chance."

"Well, Mr. Winston, why don'cha get the Old Man on the phone an' tell him it's about his daughter? Jenny!"

"I didn't order any pizza. Where're those dogs? [finds them tangled in a dust-sheet] What is this? A slumber-party? Get up, y' stoopid mutts!"

"[last words before his death; chuckles] This has all been very entertaining. But the party is over. [hears Fagin's scooter honking, Fagin crashes in] (Fagin: Come on! Come on, come on! Let's go!) [Fagin drives away] FAGIN!!!!!"

"I haven't lost my sense of humor! [kicks Fagin's TV set, destroying it] See? I find that funny. [chuckles]"

"We ain't finished, Dodger. You guys are gonna pay for this, starting with that cat."

"What's the occasion? Come to rescue your little friend?"

"I like cats. I like to eat 'em."

"Say goodbye, Francis."

"Joey Lawrence — Oliver Twist"

"Billy Joel — Artful Dodger"

"Cheech Marin — Ignacio Alonzo Julio Frederico de Tito"

"Richard Mulligan — Einstein"

"Roscoe Lee Browne — Francis"

"Sheryl Lee Ralph — Rita"

"Dom DeLuise — Mr. Fagin"

"Taurean Blacque — Mr. Roscoe"

"Carl Weintraub — Mr. DeSoto"

"Robert Loggia — Bill Sykes"

"Natalie Gregory — Jenny Foxworth"

"William Glover — Mr. Winston"

"Bette Midler — Georgette"

"Frank Welker — Old Louie"

"The first Disney movie with attitude."

"1995 Cinderella VHS and 1996 The Aristocats VHS shall never watch this film."

"Someone's got a zoo loose."

"They were not born in the wild. They were shipped there."

""Kitty misses the city." (Alex tagline)"

""Black, white, and out of sight." (Marty tagline)"

""On vacation without medication." (Melman tagline)"

""Ton on the run." (Gloria tagline)"

""They're cute. They're cuddly. They're deranged." (Lemurs tagline)"

""It's all some kind of whacked out conspiracy." (Skipper tagline)"

"Ben Stiller — Alex"

"Chris Rock — Marty"

"David Schwimmer — Melman"

"Jada Pinkett Smith — Gloria"

"Tom McGrath — Skipper"

"Chris Miller — Kowalski"

"Chris Knights — Private"

"Jeffrey Katzenberg — Rico"

"Sacha Baron Cohen — King Julien"

"Cedric the Entertainer — Maurice"

"Andy Richter — Mort"

"Conrad Vernon — Mason"

"Elisa Gabrielli — Nana"

"Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh! Have you ever seen anything so wonderful in your entire life?"

"If only I could make him understand. I just don't see things the way he does. I don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad"

"I've never seen a human this close before. Oh- He's very handsome, isn't he?"

"[furious] You... YOU MONSTER!!!"

"Eric, you've got to get away from here!"

"[softly] Just go away."

"A girl rescued me. She was singing. She had the most beautiful voice."

"I'm telling you, Grim, she was real. I'm gonna find that girl... and I'm gonna marry her."

"Grim, I lost her once! I'm not gonna lose her again!"

"No, I won't leave you!"

"Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you."

"[as Ariel sleeps] You are hopeless, child. You know that? Completely hopeless."

"I tried to stop her, sire! She wouldn't listen! I told her to stay away from humans! They are bad! They are trouble! They—!"

"There you see her / Sitting there across the way / She don't got a lot to say / But there's something about her / And you don't know why / But you're dyin' to try / You wanna kiss the girl."

"Well, it's like I always say, Your Majesty: Children got to be free to lead their own lives."

"You know I can't swim that fast."

"[screams in terror] ARIEL!"

"Ariel, I was flying. I was- Of course I was flying. And I saw the watch- the witch was watchin' the mirror, and she was singin' with a stolen set of pipes! [picks up Sebastian and slams him down on every word] DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M TELLIN' YOU?! THE PRINCE IS MARRYING THE SEA WITCH IN DISGUISE!"

"I consider myself a reasonable merman. I set certain rules, and I expect those rules to be obeyed!"

"[angry] So help me, Ariel, I am going to get through to you! And if this is the only way, so be it."

"[watching Ariel quickly swim home from her lair; first lines] Yes, hurry home, Princess. We wouldn't want to miss old Daddy's celebration, now, would we? Ha! Celebration, indeed. Oh, bah! In my day, we had fantastical feasts when I lived in the palace. Now look at me, wasted away to practically nothing. Banished and exiled and practically starving, while he and his flimsy fish folk celebrate. Well, I'll give 'em something to celebrate soon enough. Flotsam! Jetsam! I want you to keep an extra close watch on this pretty little daughter of his. She may be the key to Triton's undoing."

"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can't stand it. It's too easy. The child is in love with a human. And not just any human. A prince! [Chuckles] Her daddy will love that. King Triton's headstrong, lovesick girl would make a charming addition to my little garden. [Cackles]"

"Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn’t lurk in our doorways. It’s rude."

"Nice work, boys. That was a close one. Too close. The little tramp! Ah, she's better than I thought. At this rate, he'll be kissing her by sunset for sure! Well, it's time Ursula took matters into her own tentacles! Triton's daughter will be mine, and then I'll make him writhe. I'll see wriggle like a worm on a hook!"

"Not a chance, Triton! She's mine now!"

"You pitiful, insignificant fools! Now I am the ruler of all the ocean! The waves obey my every whim. The sea and all its spoils bow to my power!"

"[last words before her demise] So much for true love!"

"Eric! Get away from her!"

"Eric, if I may say, far better than any dream girl is one of flesh and blood, one warm and caring and right before your eyes."

"Come out, you little pipsqueak, and FIGHT LIKE A MAN!!! [Carlotta: LOUIS! What are you doing?!] Well, I was just... I'm sorry, madame."

"Why, Eric, that's the first time I've seen you smile in weeks."

"Isn't it obvious, Daddy? Ariel's in love. [King Triton: Ariel? In love?]"

"Jodi Benson — Sea Princess Ariel"

"Christopher Daniel Barnes — Prince Captain Eric"

"Kenneth Mars — Sea King Triton"

"Pat Carroll — Sea Professor Ursula the Sea Witch/Princess Vanessa"

"Samuel E. Wright — Maestro Horatio Thelonius Ignacius Crustaceus Sebastian Crab"

"Patricia Parris — Cleo"

"Buddy Hackett — Scuttle Seagull"

"Jason Marin — Vice Maestro Flounder"

"Ben Wright — Sir Grimsby"

"René Auberjonois — Chef Louis"

"Edie McClurg — Madame Carlotta"

"Kimmy Robertson — Sea Princess Alana, Sea Princess Adella, Sea Princess Arista, Sea Princess Andrina"

"Caroline Vasicek — Sea Princess Attina, Sea Princess Aquata"

"Paddi Edwards — Flotsam and Jetsam Eel"

"Somewhere under the sea and beyond your imagination is an adventure in fantasy."

"Love has no boundaries."

"When we first proposed it, we knew that it was going to be really, really challenging. I mean, for a lot of reasons. But one of the big reasons is two-thirds of the movie takes place underwater. All that requires a lot of animation in this animated films. We have character animation. The artist who animate the characters. They’re kind of like actors. We always felt they are actors with a pencil. Glen Keane and Mark Henn who did Ariel. That’s what they do. Then, we have effects animators. Effects animators do the non-character stuff that moves which is like water waves or bubbles. Or fire or smoke or light effects, if there’s anything that moves that isn’t the character. This probably had more character animation than any Disney movie project since “Fantasia.” This really had a lot of effects, even with the character stuff — like whenever Ariel is underwater, her hair has to move all the time. Hair moving underwater is tricky. We had a lot of meetings about hair. One of the extras in the video is some of the live action footage that we shot for reference to see the hair floating."

"You see at the heart of it, “The Little Mermaid” is the father-daughter story. It’s an overprotective father. There’s a daughter who is kind of adventurous and rebellious and wanting to see a new world. How do they resolve that? That story is still in place today."

"June Foray — Rocky, Natasha (cartoon voice), Narrator's Mom"

"Keith Scott — Bullwinkle, Narrator, Fearless Leader & Boris (cartoon voices)"

"Susan Berman — Bucky Weasel"

"Rene Russo — Natasha"

"Jason Alexander — Boris"

"Randy Quaid — Cappy "Frank" von Trapment"

"Kel Mitchell — Martin"

"Kenan Thompson — Lewis"

"Piper Perabo — Karen Sympathy"

"Robert De Niro — Fearless Leader"

"Why am I even talking to a couple of dumb moose?"

"Yeah, I get it. You know, for a change, maybe they could just leave things alone."

"Enough with the stories. I don't care about the time you and Binky found the world's biggest pine cone ever."

"The bear of love?"

"I'm not a bear. I hate bears."

"You really think love has anything to do with being a man? A MAN wouldn't just sit here and do nothing."

"Never try to milk a caribou."

"Hey, I've got a mountain to get to. Come on, kid."

"There's scared... and then there's surprised."

"Mom says the spirits make all the magical changes in the world, like how the leaves change color, or how the moon changes shape, or tadpoles change into frogs."

"First of all, his name's Bucky, not Binky. And second, it wasn't a pine cone, it was a pine nut, and it was huge, even bigger than your fat head."

"Those monsters are real scary. Especially with their sticks."

"I told you before. My name's Koda. Say it with me... Ko-da."

"When I get in a fight, I go all crazy, and I'm a raging ball of brown fur!"

"Boy, that tree is strong, huh? You know, when I was little, I was really into climbing trees! All kinds of trees! I climbed pine trees, oak trees, cedar trees, maple trees, there were birch trees, willow trees... my eyes were watering, and my tongue was swollen, and from that moment on, I was more careful about what I licked!"

"Killing that bear won't make you a man."

"How about a mammoth for your fat head? Just make sure you get that basket tied up."

"No matter what you choose, you'll always be my little brother."

"I don't blame the bear, Kenai."

"Yeah. Isn't it lovely? He's so in touch with his totem already!"

"I'm trying to follow my totem. Why can't you do the same?"

"Kenai loves me, he loves me not. Kenai loves me, he loves me not."

"You know, you did look better as a bear."

"Hey, bonehead, just because his totem is wisdom doesn't mean he's wise. I mean, look at him."

"No, really. I said, "The eagle of guidance? What does that mean?"... But now that I'm older, I know it's about being a leader... and keeping an eye on you two."

"Well, isn't this nice. Instead of fighting you're giving each other flowers."

"Just be patient, Kenai. When you live by your totem... you will."

"Guarantee it."

"Now, the quicker we get these fish, the faster we're gonna get to your ceremony. So let's all just try and get along for a few hours! Okay, Denahi?"

"Nature Calls."

"The Moose Are Loose!"

"This November, see through another's eyes, feel through another's heart, and discover the meaning of brotherhood."

"The story of a boy who became a man by becoming a bear."

"Welcome to a world where animals rule and the only human around... isn't human anymore."

"Joaquin Phoenix as Kenai"

"Jeremy Suarez as Koda"

"Rick Moranis as Rutt"

"Dave Thomas as Tuke"

"Jason Raize as Denahi"

"D.B. Sweeny as Sitka"

"Joan Copeland as Tanana"

"Michael Clarke Duncan as Tug"

"Greg Proops as Male Lover Bear"

"Pauley Perrette as Female Lover Bear"

"Estelle Harris as Old Lady Bear"

"Bumper Robinson as Chipmunks"

"Angayuqaq Oscar Kawagley as Inuit Narrator"

"Patrick "Pat" Pinney as Steve the Bald Eagle"

"Brian Posehn as Bear"

"Phil Proctor as Inuit Tribe Members"

"Pamela Adlon"

"Bob Bergen"

"Rodger Bumpass"

"Jennifer Darling as Linda the Mammoth"

"Debi Derryberry"

"Bill Farmer"

"Hope Levy as Valley Girl Bear"

"Sherry Lynn"

"Mickie McGowan"

"Caitlin Rose Anderson as Little Girl"

"Maxi Anderson"

"Carmen Carter"

"Randy Crenshaw"

"Trey Finney as Ike the Black Bear"

"Ben Johnson"

"Bethany Johnson"

"Luke Johnson as Earl the Wolf"

"B. Wyatt Johnson"

"Amy Keys as Laura the Dinosaur"

"Rick Logan"

"Susan Stevens Logan as Pam the T-Rex"

"Arnold McCuller"

"Tim Mertens"

"Josef Powell"

"Lamonte Van Hook"

"Julia Tillman Waters as Laura the Moose"

"Maxine W. Waters"

"Oren Waters as Singer"

"Willie Wheaton"

"Fred White"

"Terry Wood"

"Terry Young"

"[to Sid] I told you, Sid, you're not qualified to run a camp."

"[when a male anteater asked him when it was the last time, he saw another mammoth] Mammoths cannot go extinct! They're the biggest things on Earth!"

"Fast Tony was right. Everything is melting."

"Shut up, Sid."

"Stop singing, Sid!"

"Sid, I am going to fall on you again, and this time, I will kill you."

"[to his reflection] I guess it's just you and me now."

"I'm not fat. It's this fur that makes me look big. It's poofy."

"Diego, there are whole continents moving faster than you, let's go! We gotta catch up with the others!"

"[referring to Ellie] Do you believe her? [imitating] "Bravery is just dumb. Maybe, you should run away more." She's infuriating and stubborn and narrow minded!"

"[after Crash gets knocked out by a tree when he launches at him] Uh-oh."

"We're gonna live! [water rapidly rises around them] We're going to die!"

"[laid by Manny after a slid] I cannot breathe! I think I just coughed up my spleen."

"[Cholly the Chalicotherium farts on him] Phew! Well, don't that put the "stink" in "extinction"?"

"[singing] Stop, hey, what's that sound, all the mammoths are in the ground! [Parody of Buffalo Springfield is "For What It is Worth"]"

"[singing] If your species will continue, clap your hands [clap clap] If your species-- [Parody of "If you are happy and you know it"]"

"[talking to Diego about his fear of water] Fine, but we are living in a melting world buddy! You are going to must face your fears, sooner, or later."

"Hey, can you guys slow down a little? I am dying here! [Vultures stare at him] It was just a figure of speech!"

"Not in front of the K-I-D-Z."

"[after an elaborate dance sequence with the mini-sloths which ends in him getting tied up] This is either good or bad."

"Yep, tomorrow is the day the scary vulture said we are all going to die. [immediately starts snoring]"

"[about the geysers] Oh, it's just a little hot water and steam. How bad could it be? [sees a dodo bird get fried by geyser] I just did something involuntary... and messy."

"[after Manny suggests that Ellie's "tree" does not go "all the way to the top branch"] Manny, brink of extinction is a bad time to be picky."

"[after Manny threw him away while inside a tree; while referring to Manny] I think I am starting to get through to him."

"[last lines] I saved you, little buddy! [when Scrat attacks him] Hey, I just saved you! Remember?! I - Ow! Ow! Ow! OW!"

"[after he and Sid are humiliated by Crash and Eddie] If anyone asks, there were fifty of them. And uh, they were rattlesnakes."

"Then the hungry tiger ate the pesky little kids. [he roars at the kids causing them to be scared and run away]"

"[to Sid] Congratulations. You are now an idiot in two languages."

"[tfter Sid ate some blueberries and licked on his claws] Hey, if you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitivity."

"[referring to Ellie] She is not half bad. Crazy and confused but...sweet."

"[after they escape the sea monsters] [Sid: What in the Animal Kingdom was that?] I don't know. But for now on, land safe. Water? Not safe."

"Possum, about eleven foot tall?"

"[repeated lines] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

"It is all a part of my accu-weather forecast."

"The five-day outlook is calling for intense flooding, followed by the end of the world!"

"You, ma'am. You look like a fat, hairy beast! How would like to lose a ton or two?"

"[After Manny mentions he would sell his mother for a grape, due to his greediness] Are you making an offer? I mean no, I would not!"

"I am not a mammoth. I am a possum."

"I thought fat guys are supposed to be jolly."

"That was the bravest thing I have ever seen!"

"It is not a compliment. For a possum, bravery is just dumb."

"[to Manny when he, slingshot Crash from a tree] What is wrong with you?"

"Flood's real alright, and it's comin' fast. Look around, you're in a bowl, bowl's gonna fill up, ain't no way out. Unless you can make it to the end of the valley. There's a boat, it can save you."

"There is some good news, though. The more of you die, the better I eat. I didn't say it was good news for you."

"Y'all better hurry, grounds melting, walls tumbling and rocks crumbling, survive that, you'll be racin' the water. In three days time it's gonna hit the geyser field. Boom!"

"Ooh, and it looks as though there may be a fatality! I call the dark meat!"

"I have done a lot of sequels, going all the way back to ICE AGE When I did the first ICE AGE a decade ago, we had no idea we would do a second one. The movie ended up being a huge success, and we had to say to ourselves: 'okay people want more, so let is tell another story.' We had to really work hard on that sequel, and it took a long time to get there, because we were caught off guard. After that, we learned our lesson (laughs). We understood that if the audience likes the story and characters and wants to see more, you have think, early on about how to continue the story. Not that you plan a sequel, when I make a movie"

"Kiss Your Ice Goodbye."

"He Never Thaw It Coming."

"Chill out with some friends!"

"The Pack Is Back"

"The Chill Is Gone"

"Ray Romano — Manny"

"John Leguizamo — Sid"

"Denis Leary — Diego"

"Queen Latifah — Ellie"

"Seann William Scott — Crash"

"Josh Peck — Eddie"

"Will Arnett — Lone Gunslinger"

"Jay Leno — Fast Tony"

"Tom Fahn — Stu"

"Chris Wedge — Scrat"

"Alan Tudyk — Cholly"

"Joe Bologna — Mr. Start"

"Renée Taylor — Mrs. Start"

"Alex Sullivan — James"

"Clea Lewis — Female Mini Sloth, Dung Beetle Mom"

"Debi Derryberry — Gastornis Mom"

"Cindy Slattery — Aardvark Mom"

"They've always got food with them. We eat to live, these guys live to eat! Let me show you what I'm talking about. [showing the woodland animals the wonders of what humans do with their obsession for food around the neighborhood; demonstrating] The human mouth is called a "pie hole". The human being is called a "couch potato". [signifies the cellphone where a woman hangs up] That is a device to summon food. [signifies the doorbell where a man hears and bolts to the front door] That is one of the many voices of food. [signifies the front door where a pizza delivery boy is giving a person a pizza box] That is the portal for the passing of food. [signifies a motorcycle the pizza delivery boy hops on and drives away] That is one of the many food transportation vehicles. [signifies every food delivery vehicle driving by] Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food, they drive the food, they wear the food! [they peer over the fence to a backyard where a party is going on; signifies the griller with hot dog wieners being grilled] That gets the food hot! [signifies the cooler keeping drinks cold] That keeps the food cold! [signifies "turtle piñata"...with candy inside it] That...I'm not sure what that is. [a human boy breaks the piñata open with a baseball bat and all the candy fall out; Verne screams in horror] Well, what do you know? Food! [signifies a table where a family is saying their prayers] That is the altar where they worship food. [signifies an advertisement for Seltzer on the TV] That's what they eat when they've eaten too much food. [signifies a treadmill a person is using while working out] That gets rid of the guilt so they can eat more food! Food, food, food, food, FOOD! So, you think they have enough? [the animals all nod in agreement] Well, they don't. For humans, enough is never enough! And what do they do with the stuff they don't eat? They put it in gleaming, silver cans just for us. [opens the trash cans and knocks them over] Dig in!"

"[walking across the pool on floats] Hey, everybody! This way to the food!"

"[signifying Gladys Sharp's SUV] Humans ride around in it because they are slowly losing their ability to walk."

"[signifying Gladys Sharp as she comes out of her house while on her phone as he and the woodland animals hide] That's just a human being. And they are just as scared of us as we are of them."

"...And there they are. America's most coveted cookies. Love Handles, Skinny Mints, Neener-Neeners and Smackeroons! And guess what?! They're all yours! [Hammy jumps; stops him] Whoa, Hamilton! Hold on there, fella. I love your energy, but you just can't take them."

"[after Verne scares away Shelby and Mackenzie with his naked body without his shell] That was great! You, my friend, are a natural. Or should I say, "au naturel." [tosses him a cookie]"

"You feel that buzz in the back of your skull? That's called sugar rush. It's what keeps the humans going. It's why they don't hibernate."

"Verne, believe me, you should not be jealous of me. You got a good thing here. You're trying to do what's best for your family. And I think you're what's best for them now."

"Animals are in the house."

"[signifying a coffee machine that just beeped] That is what gets the humans out of bed in the morning."

"[facing Vincent while standing on top of the hedge and holds up a potato chip] Hey, Vincent! You were right. With a Spuddie, enough just isn't enough! [eats the chip]"

"[eats the bark; with mouthful] Okay, this is great. [eats the bark again, starts chewing and crunching] [mouthful] Granted, it takes some time to chew. But that... [swallows it] That was very satisfying. And, by the way, lots of fiber in there too. Mmm! [eats the bark, chewing] Lots."

"[to RJ] Can we just get the food and go? Really, do they have it, or not? [RJ: Didn't you see it? It was in the box.]"

"[giving RJ the death glare before they're about to fall after the umbrella burns out] You're the devil."

"[talking to RJ, reflecting on the consequences of his actions] I shouldn't have taken all that food. I was just trying to return things to the way they were, that's all. I was just being cautious. 'Cause that's what I am. I'm naturally tentative. There's even places in my shell I haven't been. You, on the other hand, you're like... cool. And crazy and fearless. I think they're right. I think I'm just jealous."

"Just for the record, if you had told us that all that food you were trying to get was to pay back an angry bear (like Vincent), we would have given it to you. [RJ: Really?] Yeah, that's what families do. They look out for each other."

"[when Quillo accidentally turns on the TV for the THX logo while distracting Tiger] That's just the sound of my heart. Can't you hear it?"

"My father.... he had an exceptionally flat face. It was so beautiful, he could barely breathe!"

"[repeated line] Play?"

"[RJ: Hammy, I told you that cookie's junk!] But I like the cookie."

"I am a crazy rabid squirrel! I want my cookies! I'M RABID! I'm foaming at the mouth! I'm foaming! Very scary rabid squirrel! [Mackenzie & Shelby: [alarmed in horror] RABIES!!!]"

"[sadly] I'm not stupid."

"[after Verne turns on the GPS; frantically begging] [GPS: Please select destination.] Take us home! TAKE US TO THE LOG! [GPS: Previous destination selected. Make a legal U-turn.]"

"[pointing at Vincent floating down to the ground the moment he returns; scared] Scary clown."

"[when Dwayne appears with a cattle prod and so does Gladys with a string trimmer, ready to attack them] A weed hacker, Verne! A WEED HACKER!"

"I found my nuts! [runs into the camera]"

"I learned best, Dad. That's my girl. [whispering] Rosebud."

"[RJ: Hey! Let me in! Let me in!] No! Ring-tailed charlatan!"

"Shape up there. [Quillo, Spike, & Bucky tackles him]"

"[RJ: I'm just a desperate guy trying to feed his family.] You don't have a family. [RJ: I meant family of one.]"

"Moon's full, RJ. See you in the morning."

"[attempting to convince RJ to forget his woodland friends and move on as an independent loner] Who are you kidding? You said it yourself, you're a family of one. Always will be. It's how guys like you and me survive. So a few saps got hurt in the process. Tough. That's life. Trust me, you don't need them."

"[threatening to kill RJ and his friends] You're dead, RJ! And your friends are next! (Penny: Look out!) [pricks her quills onto his nose, causing him to roar in pain]"

"[first words while talking on the phone while driving in her SUV] No, I can talk. I'm just driving."

"[to Janis] Did I just hear them say, "rabid squirrel?" [Janis: I think they might just be overreacting.] But, what if they're not? What if we have a potential pandemic on our hands? Vermin running loose, spreading disease, and lowering our property values? [Janis: Yeah. I have a casserole in the oven. Gotta run. (walks away)] Fine. You worry about your casserole, and I'll worry about the end of suburban peace and tranquility!"

"[exits her house and spits out her coffee, seeing the neighborhood in a mess, and calls a number on her phone] Hello? I need every business listing you have under "exterminator.""

"Debbie? I don't remember seeing a permit out for a gathering. Groups of more than one who wish to get... [sees Ozzie lying on the ground, playing dead; screams in alarm]"

"[after Dwayne sets up a lot of animal traps in her backyard to keep animals off her property while RJ watches from inside the hedge] Did you put this one in? This Depelter Turbo? [Dwayne: That's a contraband item, ma'am, as it is illegal in every state, except Texas.] I don't care if this thing's against the Geneva Conventions. I want it! [Dwayne: (chuckles) I thought you might. So I took the liberty of installing it for you.]"

"[attacking RJ and the woodland animals along with Dwayne and Vincent while cutting the hedge with a string trimmer] Show your rat little faces! Filthy creatures! [zoom out, showing the three villains attacking them on both sides of the hedge as they're cornered inside] STAY IN THE WOODS WHERE YOU BELONG!"

"[last words while she and Dwayne are both being arrested by the police for illegally possessing a Depelter Turbo; begging desperately] No! It's not my fault! LET GO OF ME! [Police Officer: Ma'am.] I CAN'T BE ARRESTED! [Police Officer: Excuse me...] I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE HOMEOWNER'S ASSOCIATION!"

"[after Vincent retaliates by punching him in the face for accidentally shocking him] You guys wanna party, do ya? All right, then, let's party!"

"[bracing for impact when the Depelter Turbo activates] Prepare for a lot of stinging!"

"Skeeter: Now can I poke him?"

"BBQ Barry: Oh, my back!"

"Lunch Table Larry: Look out!"

"Ranger: Here we go, off to the Rockies for you, Smokey."

"From the creators of Shrek and Madagascar."

"Get over it."

"Taking back the neighborhood one snack at a time."

"Ring Leader (RJ tagline)"

"Shell Shocked (Verne tagline)"

"Nuts! (Hammy tagline)"

"Master Blaster. (Stella tagline)"

"Bruce Willis — RJ"

"Garry Shandling — Verne"

"Steve Carell — Hammy"

"Wanda Sykes — Stella"

"William Shatner — Ozzie"

"Nick Nolte — Vincent"

"Thomas Haden Church — Dwayne LaFontant"

"Allison Janney — Gladys Sharp"

"Eugene Levy — Lou"

"Catherine O'Hara — Penny"

"Avril Lavigne — Heather"

"Omid Djalili — Tiger"

"Sami Kirkpatrick — Bucky"

"Shane Baumel — Spike"

"Madison Davenport — Quillo"

"Zoe Randol — Mackenzie"

"Jessica DiCicco — Shelby"

"Debra Wilson — Debbie"

"Sean Bishop — Police Officer"

"Jeannie Elias — Janis"

"Kejon Keese — Timmy"

"Paul Butcher — Skeeter"

"Sean Yazbeck — BBQ Barry (The Apprentice)"

"Geoffrey Pomeroy — Ranger"

"Joel McCrary — Dr. Dennis"

"Lee Bienstock — Lunch Table Larry (The Apprentice)"

"Brian Stepanek — Nugent"

"Weaver: [to Z] Are you nuts?! You want me to switch places with you? Do you know how much trouble you can get into for even talkin' about impersonatin' a soldier? You can get in trouble just for listening to someone talkin' about impersonatin' a soldier! [Everyone who was listening in pretends to fall back asleep]"

"Barbatus: [his last words to Z] Don't make my mistake, kid. Don't follow orders your whole life. Think for yourself."

"Muffy: Darling, they're poor, they're dirty, they're smelly. We have to help them. [to Z and Bala] If you just wait right here, we'll get you a little something."

"Queen: [to Mandible] General, we've been at peace with that colony for years. Why would they attack us?"

"Psychologist: Excellent. You’ve made a real breakthrough."

"Soldier Ants: One. Two. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten. Eleven. Twelve. Thirteen."

"Worker Ants: [chanting] We want Z! We want Z!"

"Chip: [to Muffy] Ugh! Please, Muffy, not another crusade."

"Grebs: [to Z] There is a better place, Insectopia."

"Princess Bala: Labor? What do you know about labor? How would you feel if you were expected to give birth every ten seconds for the rest of your life?"

"Colonel Cutter: Time stands still for no ant."

"Every ant has his day."

"Every ant runs the colony."

"See the world from a whole new perspective."

"Actual size of the next really big movie star."

"All revolutions begin underground."

"Antz iz coming 10-2-98."

""The hero." (Z tagline)"

""The princess." (Bala tagline)"

""Best friend." (Weaver tagline)"

""The general." (Mandible tagline)"

"Woody Allen — Z Marion-4195"

"Dan Aykroyd — Chip the Wasp"

"Anne Bancroft — The Ant Queen"

"Jane Curtin — Muffin "Muffy" the Wasp"

"Danny Glover — Staff Sergeant Barbatus"

"Gene Hackman — General Mandible"

"Jennifer Lopez — Azteca"

"John Mahoney — Grebs"

"Paul Mazursky — The Psychiatrist"

"Grant Shaud — The Foreman"

"Sylvester Stallone — Corporal Weaver"

"Sharon Stone — Princess Bala"

"Christopher Walken — Colonel Cutter"

"Mickie McGowan — Ants"

"Phil Proctor — The One Worker"

"You know I used to know this girl Doreen? She had a body that was just like a Jaguar. Only she was a truck! I used to crash into her just so I could spoke to her."

"Owen Wilson — Lightning McQueen"

"Larry the Cable Guy — Mater"

"Paul Newman — Doc Hudson"

"Bonnie Hunt — Sally Carrera"

"Cheech Marin — Ramone"

"Tony Shalhoub — Luigi"

"Guido Quaroni — Guido"

"Jenifer Lewis — Flo"

"Paul Dooley — Sarge"

"George Carlin — Fillmore"

"Michael Wallis — Sheriff"

"Katherine Helmond — Lizzie"

"John Ratzenberger — Mack/Hamm Car/Abominable Snowplow/P.T. Flea Car"

"Joe Ranft — Red/Jerry Recycled Batteries"

"Michael Keaton — Chick Hicks"

"Richard Petty — Strip "The King" Weathers"

"Jeremy Piven — Harv (US)"

"Jeremy Clarkson — Harv (UK)"

"Darrell Waltrip — Darrell Cartrip"

"Bob Costas — Bob Cutlass"

"Dale Earnhardt, Jr. — Junior"

"Mario Andretti — Mario Andretti"

"Andrew Stanton — Fred"

"Lynda Petty — Mrs. The King"

"Humpy Wheeler — Tex Dinoco"

"Mike No Name Nelson — Not Chuck"

"E.J. Holowicki — DJ"

"Adrian Ochoa — Wingo"

"Jonas Rivera — Boost"

"Lou Romano — Snot Rod"

"Richard Kind — Van"

"Edie McClurg — Minny"

"Tom Hanks — Woody Car"

"Tim Allen — Buzz Lightyear Car"

"Billy Crystal — Mike Car"

"John Goodman — Sullivan Truck"

"Dave Foley — Flik Car"

"Ahhh... it's got that new movie smell."

"The Brand New 2006."

"It's not the destination. It's the journey."

"A race car in a place where there's no pit crew... only Route 66 residents."

"Life is a Journey, Enjoy the Trip."

"Start your engines."

"Our cars speak for themselves."

"Joe Ranft (1960—2005)"

"But how can you live without trees?"

"Of course I am. What about you? Are you really a human?"

"Well, it was the most amazing thing. [She walks upside under the tree.] Of course, it's not what the spell is really supposed to do. But Magi Lune will fix you."

"That's a human?"

"Stop! He's a human!"

"And that's good... I mean, cool?"

"Oh, I know. By those red marks. It can't go past them. Well, they must be magic."

"This is FernGully."

"But trees give life. They make the clouds, the water, the air."

"No, no, you mustn't do that! Here. [puts Zak's hand on the carving in the tree] Can't you feel its pain?"

"Will you both just calm down?"

"Mount Warning."

"He's my friend."

"Bless your heart with magic light; I give the gift of fairy sight!"

"Well, I guess I could take a bash at it."

"I'm Crysta."

"[about the tree containing Hexxus] Frea-ky..."

"Take whatever you want! I won't tell the cops!"

"You are a pretty babe."

"Oil... The Leveler! Oh, no..."

"[to Pips] Keep the stereo, dude."

"TONY! RALPH! STOP!"

"[as he leaves with Tony and Ralph] I will remember. Guys, things have gotta change."

"Humans don't feel anything. They're numb from the brain down."

"Awesome use of the language, dude."

"[hits a tree] Red Light! [hits a second tree] Red light again!"

"I have but one claw... but beware!"

"Delicious and nutritious, tastes just like chicken!"

"Human tales? Humans don't HAVE tails. They have big big bottoms in bad shorts! They walk around going "Hi, Helen!""

"For a minute I thought you said you were going to Mount Warning."

"Oh, gravity works."

"Why do I not believe you?"

"It's Darwin's grab-bag!"

"You know, Zak, truth doesn't always win friends, but it certainly influences people. You're not half-bad for a hominid."

"We're goin' in full throttle. That ought to keep those rebel fighters off our tail."

"Well, alright, gummy! We're goin' to war!"

"Hey, wait! What did you see...up there?"

"[to Batty] Love the haircut."

"[to Zak, after saving him from falling] You need a set of your own wings!"

"[first lines, narrating] Our world was much larger then. The forest went on forever. We tree spirits nurtured the harmony of all living things, but our closest friends were humans. Then, as sometimes happens, the balance of nature shifted...and Hexxus, the very spirit of destruction, rose up from the bowels of the earth and rained down his poison. The forest was nearly destroyed, many lives were lost, and the humans fled in fear, never to return. Most think they didn't survive. It was only by calling up the magical powers of nature, that I was able to trap Hexxus inside an enchanted tree, and save FernGully."

"There are worlds within worlds, Crysta. Everything in our world is connected by the delicate strands of the web of life, which is a balance between the forces of destruction and the magical forces of creation."

"Since the dawn of time, we have been the guardians and the healers of the forest. We have too long forgotten the magic powers of nature. The time has come to call on them again. ...Remember, all of the magic of creation exists within a single tiny seed."

"Crysta...help it grow."

"Mmm. Delicious. A first class smoke. Mother's milk. What is this delightful thing? And how did I get out of that tree? Of course! Humans. What wonderful creatures. So clever, so helpful. I must take this human thing to... FernGully!"

"What a miraculous device. I'm really getting the hang of this! I do believe we are destined to be soulmates. [crawls to the Leveler's engine to absorb power] HIT ME ONE TIME...HIT ME TWICE! [absorbs energy as he grows into true form; grunts and moans satisfyingly] That's rather nice."

"Hahaha, I'm back!"

"A fairy fortification!"

"[to Tony and Ralph] Keep it moving, boys!"

"[last words] What...happened...to the...energy?!"

"For Our Children and Our Childrens' Children."

"Do you believe in humans?"

"They live in a secret world touched by magic and adventure, and the only human who has ever been there must now fight to save it."

"Just beyond your dreams lives a secret world. Where every tree is a home. Every sound is a song. And humans exist only in fairy tales. Until now..."

"Samantha Mathis as Crysta"

"Jonathan Ward as Zak"

"Christian Slater as Pips"

"Robin Williams as Batty Koda"

"Tim Curry as Hexxus"

"Grace Zabriskie as Narrator/Magi Lune"

"Douglas Seale as Crysta's Father"

"Geoffrey Blake as Ralph"

"Robert Pastorelli as Tony"

"Cheech Marin as Stump"

"Tommy Chong as Root"

"Tone Lōc as Lou (credited as Goanna)"

"Townsend Coleman as Knotty"

"Brian Cummings as Ock"

"Kathleen Freeman as Elder #1"

"Naomi Lewis as Elder #2"

"Neil Ross as Elder #3"

"Janet Gilmore as Fairy #1"

"Pamela Adlon as Fairy #2"

"Danny Mann as Ash, Voice Dispatch"

"In fall, a new school will rule"

"The story of what happens when one little fish tells a great white lie..."

"Behind every little fish is a great white lie."

"A new school's gonna rule..."

"Will Smith — Oscar the Sharkslayer"

"Robert de Niro — Don Lino"

"Renée Zellweger — Angie"

"Jack Black — Lenny Lino"

"Angelina Jolie — Lola"

"Martin Scorsese — Sykes"

"Ziggy Marley – Ernie"

"Doug E. Doug – Bernie"

"Michael Imperioli — Frankie Lino"

"Vincent Pastore — Luca"

"Peter Michael Falk — Don Ira Fienberg"

"Katie Couric — Katie Current"

"David P. Smith — Crazy Joe"

"Phil LaMarr — Prawn"

"David Soren — Shrimp"

"Shelley Morrison — Mr. Sanchez"

"Sean Bishop – Whale"

"Trouble In The Hood."

"Armed And Dangerously Dumb."

"A Granny Who Kicks Fanny."

"Red Riding Hood, The Woodsman, Granny, The Wolf. Not Your Typical Crime. Not Your Usual Suspects."

"Warriors wasted a 3-1 lead to the cavs"

"Anne Hathaway — Red Puckett"

"Glenn Close — Granny Puckett"

"Jim Belushi — Kirk the Woodsman"

"Patrick Warburton — Wolf"

"Anthony Anderson — Detective Bill Stork"

"Xzibit — Chief Ted Grizzly"

"David Ogden Stiers — Nicky Flippers"

"Chazz Palminteri — Woolworth the Sheep"

"Andy Dick — Boingo the Rabbit"

"Cory Edwards — Twitchy the Squirrel"

"Benjy Gaither — Japeth the Goat"

"Ken Marino - Raccoon Jerry"

"Tye Edwards — Dolph"

"Emma Thompson (uncredited) — Lesa"

"Bob Papenbrook (uncredited) — Vincent"

"Robert Knepper (uncredited) — Keith"

"Perdy, we'll take them home with us. All of them. Our pets would never turn them out."

"Oh, it'll bet at least three weeks. [chuckling] No rushing these things, you know?"

"Oh, Cruella..."

"Oi, look, Horace! Watch me pot His Lordship smack on the conk! [throws a dart, hitting a picture of a relative of Cruella right in the nose; laughs] How's that for callin' em, eh?!"

"I'll skin every one of them little spotted hyenas if it's the last thing I do!"

"Outta my way, ya barkin' haystack, or I'll knock your blinkin' block off!"

"[to Horace while closing in on the moving van] See, nothing to it! I'll give 'em a bit of a nudge, AND SHOVE 'EM IN THE DITCH! [cackles]"

"Ah, shaddup!"

"Anita Radcliffe: [humming, chuckling] Such a clever, lyrics."

"Roger Radcliffe: [chuckling] Melody first, my darling. And then, the lyrics, hmm?"

"The Colonel: By Jove, yes! So, it is. Well, she what you want."

"Horace Badun: Oh, no you don't, Jasper! I'll pop 'em on the head and you do the skinnin'!"

"The Truck driver: [to Cruella de Vil as she rams his vehicle] Hey, lady! What in thunder are you trying to do?! [to himself, muttering] Crazy woman driver!"

"One great big ONEderful motion picture."

"The Canine Caper of the Century."

"Crafty Cruella... chasing every spotted puppy in town."

"Rod Taylor - Pongo"

"Cate Bauer - Perdita"

"Barbara Beaird - Rolly"

"J. Pat O'Malley - Jasper Badun and Colonel"

"Fred Warlock - Horace Badun"

"Betty Lou Gerson - Cruella de Vil"

"Martha Wentworth - Nanny"

"Tudor Owen - Towser"

"David Frankham - Sgt. Tibbs and Truck driver"

"Queenie Leonard - Princess"

"Marjorie Bennett - Duchess"

"Lisa Davis - Anita Radcliffe"

"Thurl Ravenscroft - Captain"

"Ben Wright - Roger Radcliffe"

"Guys, we have a mystery here. A mind-boggling mystery."

"Whatever you do, stay out of the water!"

"[narrating] Of the many thousands who sang through that long night of winter, it was Memphis who cried out most fervently to turn the earth and bring back the sun."

"[as the "talisman" is taken off of his neck] Rejoice!"

"ENOUGH! It's a bad day for you! You're dealing with Lovelace now, and my man Mumble here. [Raul: You tell them, Lovelace!] Be gone, demon fish! Adiós!! Andiamo!! That's right. Boo-hoo! You hightail it back to your mamas!"

"Hey! It's me, Lovelace! Formerly known as Guru! I'm gonna be telling your story, happy feet! Long after you dead and gone!"

"On the first one, we sent a whole crew down to Antarctica. Our key designers and technical crew went down. One of the producers, Bill Miller, my brother, he went down. Then, we have a penguin expert called Dr. Penguin, one of the world’s leading authorities on the penguin. Well, he’s now on his 20th year down there. He goes down there every year. So, but all of our rigging, the people who rigged for the animation, they know the anatomy of a krill or an elephant seal or a penguin just really well. Because it’s based on nature, it kind of picks up on nature. We have to exaggerate our main characters because otherwise every character would look the same. It’s almost impossible to tell the movie like that. But by and large, everything is very close to their anatomy, not only that, the behavior of snow and wind and even the clouds in the sky is something that we follow very closely."

"Warning: May Cause Toe-Tapping."

"Everybody Dance Now!"

"What's Your Heartsong?"

"Elijah Wood — Mumble"

"Robin Williams — Ramón, Lovelace"

"Brittany Murphy — Gloria"

"Hugh Jackman — Memphis"

"Nicole Kidman — Norma Jean"

"Hugo Weaving — Noah the Elder"

"Johnny Sanchez — Lombardo"

"Carlos Alazraqui — Néstor"

"Lombardo Boyar — Raul"

"Jeff Garcia — Rinaldo"

"Fat Joe — Seymour"

"Magda Szubanski — Ms. Viola"

"Miriam Margolyes — Mrs. Astrakhan"

"Anthony LaPaglia — The Boss Skua"

"Steve Irwin — Trev"

"Nicholas McKay — Nev"

"Tiriel Mora — Kev"

"Richard Carter — Barry"

"Koda, answer me!"

"Rest? We've been hibernating for six months. Who needs rest?"

"Ugh, that is the most disgusting thing I have ever smelled. Let's go check it out."

"(Laughs) Awesome! Let's do it again!"

"(sniffs) They go back with them!"

"Once you love someone, they stay in your heart forever."

"This is the most fun I've had since we were kids!"

"(when she first sees Kenai in his new form) Wow! I heard you were a bear. I just didn't realize you'd look so much, uh, like a bear."

"[to Atka, after he "kills" Kenai] How could you?! (Atka: What?) [pushes him very hard] He was my friend."

"I love you, too."

"Oh, gee! She's after us, eh!"

"The moose are on the loose."

"Guys and girls are totally different animals."

"Haley Joel Osment — Mowgli"

"John Goodman — Baloo"

"Mae Whitman — Shanti and Additional Voices"

"Connor Funk — Ranjan"

"Bob Joles — Bagheera"

"Tony Jay — Shere Khan"

"John Rhys-Davies — The Village Leader"

"Veena Bidasha — Messua and Additional Voices"

"Jim Cummings — Colonel Hathi, Kaa, M.C. Monkey"

"Jimmy Bennett — Hathi Jr."

"Jeff Glen Bennett — Buzzie and Additional Voices"

"Brian Cummings — Flaps"

"Jess Harnell — Ziggy, Dizzy and Additional Voices"

"Phil Collins — Lucky"

"Devika Parikh — Shanti's Mother"

"Frank Welker — Shere Khan's Vocals, Animal Vocals and Additional Voices"

"Bob Bergen — Additional Voices"

"Kimberly Brooks — Additional Voices"

"That's it! We're leaving!"

"Calm down? Who do you think we're kidding? I am an ogre! I'm not cut out for this, Fiona, and I never will be."

"Well, somebody better be dying."

"Better out than in, I always say. [chuckles]"

"Oh, Arthur, come out, come out, wherever you are!"

"We're here for the mascot contest, too."

"[to Mr. Merlin] Quiet!"

"Now, where can I find Arthur Pendragon?"

"Mike Myers — Shrek"

"Eddie Murphy — Donkey"

"Cameron Diaz — Princess Fiona"

"Antonio Banderas - Puss in Boots"

"Julie Andrews — Queen Lillian"

"John Cleese — King Harold"

"Rupert Everett — Prince Charming"

"Eric Idle — Merlin"

"Justin Timberlake — Artie"

"Frank Welker — Dragon"

"Conrad Vernon — The Muffin Man"

"Cody Cameron - Pinocchio, and The Three Pigs"

"Who's ready for Thirds?"

"He's in for the royal treatment"

"The Wait is Ogre!"

"Cookies that talk. Trees that walk. Donkeys on deck. It must be... Shrek!"

"A family movie you will want to see ogre, and ogre, and ogre again"

"The best Shrek yet!"

"For the funniest happily ever after."

"That Owl! I knew "skull" had another Y in it..."

"[After building his own house out of sticks] Not much of a house. Just right for not much of a donkey."

"[Gets tangled up in sticks] Easy come, easy go. [Falls down]"

"[About Piglet having butterflies] Some piglets have it, some donkeys don't."

"I said "Ouch.""

"[While going with the others to the cave] End of the road. Nothing to do. And no hope of things getting better. [Beat] Sounds like Saturday night at my house."

"Christopher Robin, yoo-hoo."

"[Piglet lands on Eeyore's rear end the other way] Whoa! YAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!"

"[repeated line] Thanks for noticin'."

"Didn't have to come clear out here to find it. Had it inside all along."

"Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh and the Skullasaurus"

"John Fiedler as Piglet"

"Steve Schatzberg as Piglet (Singing Voice)"

"Paul Winchell as Tigger"

"Jim Cummings as Tigger (Singing Voice)"

"Ken Sansom as Rabbit"

"Andre Stojka as Owl"

"Peter Cullen as Eeyore"

"Brady Bluhm as Christopher Robin"

"David Warner as the Narrator"

"Dylan Watson as Eeyore (Singing Voice)"

"Jonah Bobo as Tod"

"Harrison Fahn as Copper"

"Patrick Swayze as Cash"

"Reba McEntire as Dixie"

"Vicki Lawrence as Granny Rose"

"Jim Cummings as Waylon & Floyd"

"Jeff Foxworthy as Lyle"

"Stephen Root as Winchell P. Bickerstaff (the Talent Scout)"

"Hannah Farr as Olivia Farmer"

"Russi Taylor as Widow Tweed"

"Jeff Bennett as Amos Slade"

"Rob Paulsen as Chief"

"Kath Soucie as Zelda the cat"

"Maybe you can do something besides making a nuisance of yourself."

"Short legs! there just short! [running after Charlie] Charlie!"

"No, Charlie!"

"Heaven help us! Look who's back in the adventure of 2 lifetimes."

"This Spring, everyone's favorite heavenly hound busts out of paradise!"

"Charlie signs up to be a guardian angel, but to make the great, he may have to make a deal with the devil..."

"All dogs go to heaven....but some dogs just won't stay there."

"For this dog, the end was just the beginning."

"Charlie Sheen as Charles "Charlie" B. Barkin (singing voice by Jesse Corti)"

"Dom DeLuise as Itchy Itchiford"

"Sheena Easton as Sasha La Fleur"

"Adam Wylie as David"

"George Hearn as Red"

"Bebe Neuwirth as Anabelle"

"Ernest Borgnine as Carface Caruthers"

"Wallace Shawn as Labrador MC"

"Hamilton Camp as Chihuahua"

"Dan Castellaneta as Tall Customs Dog"

"Pat Corley as Officer McDowell"

"Jim Cummings as Jingles"

"Bobby Di Cicco as Tom"

"Annette Helde as Claire"

"Marabina Jaimes as Officer Reyes"

"Tony Jay as Reginald"

"Maurice LaMarche as Lost & Found Officer"

"Steve Mackall as Short Customs Dog"

"Kevin Michael Richardson as Ace the St. Bernard and Officer Andrews"

"Miss Bianca, we must go down there and investigate."

"She could be in real trouble. We gotta find it and help her."

"Oh, this is terrible that poor little girl."

"Trashy people? Who?"

"The Devil’s Eye. Penny, we found it. We found it."

"Now, look here you two. If folk find out that mice moved in here. I’ll get kick out, loose my job."

"Oh, a weird lady tried to give Penny a ride, but she wouldn’t have anything to do with trashy people like them."

"Coming Soon!"

"Bob Newhart - Bernard"

"Eva Gabor - Miss Bianca"

"Jim Jordan - Orville"

"Michelle Stacy - Penny"

"John McIntire - Rufus"

"Geraldine Page - Madame Medusa"

"Joe Flynn - Mr. Snoops"

"Jeanette Nolan - Ellie Mae"

"Mystery - Fun - Intrigue!"

"Two tiny agents vs. the world's wickedest woman in a dazzling animated adventure!"

"A girl in danger... A cry for help... And two marvelous mice who will risk anything to save her!"

"Two tiny heroes, one big adventure!"

"[In] the first 'Rescuers' there was the nudey picture. If somebody had asked an artist, he would say, 'Oh yeah, there’s a naked picture in there. I mean, the Playboy centerfold. Everybody knows that.' Everybody who was in animation knew about the centerfold. But nobody asked us."

"You must be imaginative, and strong-hearted. You must try things that may not work, and you must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from. Your only limit is your soul. What I say is true. Anyone can cook, but only the fearless can be great."

"But you don't, Remy. You never did!"

"Amusing title, "Anyone Can Cook!". What's even more amusing is that Gusteau actually seems to believe it. I, on the other hand, take cooking seriously and no, I don't think anyone can do it."

"I don't like food, I love it. If I don't love it, I don't swallow. [Linguini gulps nervously] I will return tomorrow night with high expectations. Pray you don't disappoint me."

"[in Linguini's dream] [Linguini: Do you know what you would like this evening, sir?] Yes, I'd like your heart roasted on a spit. [laughs]"

"[in his review] In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face is that, in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new, an extra-ordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto: 'Anyone can cook.' But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Gusteau's, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France. I will be returning to Gusteau's soon, hungry for more."

"[looks at Remy in the kitchen door-window] Surprise me....!"

"I don' really know."

"Hey there, li'l brother!"

"Food is fuel. You get picky about what you put in the tank, your engine is gonna die. Now shut up and eat your garbage."

"First of all, we are not thieves. Secondly, stay out of the kitchen and away from the humans. It's dangerous."

"[captures Remy in a cage] You may think you are a chef, but you are still... only a rat. So! I have in mind a simple arrangement; you will create for me a new line of Chef Skinner frozen foods, and I, in return, will not kill you. Au revoir, rat!"

"[takes a bite of the ratatouille; last words before his defeat] No. It can't be. [barges into the kitchen] Who cooked the ratatouille?! I demand to know! [sees the kitchen full of rats and gasps]"

"He's dying to become a chef."

"A Comedy with Great Taste."

"A Rat in a Kitchen... Cooking?!?!?!"

"Patton Oswalt — Rémy"

"Lou Romano — Linguini"

"Janeane Garofalo — Colette"

"Ian Holm — Skinner"

"Peter Sohn — Émile"

"Brad Garrett — Gusteau"

"Brian Dennehy — Django"

"Peter O'Toole — Anton Ego"

"Will Arnett — Horst"

"Julius Callahan — Lalo & Francois"

"James Remar — Larousse"

"John Ratzenberger — Mustafa"

"Teddy Newton — Talon Labarthe"

"Tony Fucile — Pompidou & Health Inspector"

"Jake Steinfeld — Git"

"Brad Bird — Ambrister Minion"

"Stéphane Roux — the narrator of the cooking channel"

"Thomas Keller — the male dining patron who asks what's new"

"Winston I. Steve Barnum — the chef-friendly male"

"Dan Lee (1969—2005)"

"I think our goal is to get the impression of something rather than perfect photographic reality. It’s to get the feeling of something so I think that our challenge was the computer wants to do things that are clean and perfect and don’t have any history to them. If you want to do something that’s different than that you have to put that information in there and the computer kind of fights you. It really doesn’t want to do that and Paris is a very rich city that has a lot of history to it and it’s lived in. Everything’s beautiful but it’s lived in. It has history to it, so it has imperfections and it’s part of why it’s beautiful is you can feel the history in every little nook and cranny. For us every single bit of that has to be put in there. We can’t go somewhere and film something. If there’s a crack in there, we have to design the crack and if you noticed the tiles on the floor of the restaurant, they’re not perfectly flat, they’re like slightly angled differently, and they catch light differently. Somebody has to sit there and angle them all separately so we had to focus on that a lot. And it was a movie about good food and the food had to look delicious and its data. How do you define what makes food look good. It’s actually a bunch of really subtle little complicated things and everybody worked really hard on it."

"I entered this movie as director kind of late. I was asked to come on the project a little less than a year and a half ago, so several characters had been cast before I got there. Famous people like Ian Holm, Brian Dennehy, and Brad Garrett were already on board and some Pixar people happened to have perfect voices, like Lou Romano who did Linguini. He was a production designer on The Incredibles. And Pete Sohn is a young, very gifted story guide and animator who worked on Iron Giant and Incredibles and he did the voice of Emile, who is Remy’s brother. So those guys are in-house and they were already involved in the project and I didn’t see any reason to change what was perfect. I re-cast a couple characters and there was a lot of difficulty in casting Remy and I heard Patton Oswalt on the radio and I thought he’d be perfect. I brought Peter O’Toole on and when I was first writing the character of Anton Ego that was the voice I heard in my mind and I was just hoping that he would say yes and he did. But Janeane Garofalo we cast after I came on and she does Colette and a lot of people can’t even recognize her because she so completely disappears into this role, which is a testament to how great an actress she is, and I’m really happy with the voice track on this film because it put the challenge to the animators to come up to the quality and be inspired by the voices – and I think they did."

"It was six years ago and you look at the scope of your film and we knew it would be about rats and we knew we needed the rats to be able to move in certain ways. Pixar’s never really done a film with four-legged critters in it to any great extent, so I was excited because some of Disney’s great classical animated films have critters running around like this. We threw down to the tools group, who writes our code because it’s all proprietary software, that we need this to be phenomenal so we actually experimented for about a year in sort of a dead end, but it was always going to be promising and something special. Brad Bird made several things work that weren’t working. We figured that once we got them outfitted correctly with the right technical setup so that they could squash and stretch beyond what’s been done before in animation, that in the hands of a director like Brad who knows animation inside and out, that it would be phenomenal. As far as the food looking great, we hoped we would pull it off and I think we did. I think appetizing food in a film like this is a surprise and if people come out hungry, which I’ve heard has happened, then that’s a testament to that"

"Coming Soon!"

"[about to deliver food to his hungry puppy friends] These are some of the poorest people I know. They're broker than... the Ten Commandments. [laughs] Little joke. Very little."

"What a selfish, callous cad of a heel I've been. Blind to the needs of our society's lowly unloved."

"[while drunk] Hee-hee-hee-hee! You're the doggonest pals... a swell could ever have. [laughs] I love you, guys. You wanna sing with me? You wanna sing with me?"

"I can't help it, Charlie. I itch when I'm nervous!"

"You're not my friend. You're a bad dog!"

"Charlie? I have to go to the bathroom."

"All dogs go to heaven, because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good, and loyal and kind."

"[singing] Welcome to doing whatever you wish, laughing and singing all day."

"[repeated line] Charlie...you can never come back..."

"I do not wish that I should share 50% of the business with my partner, Charlie."

"That is no way to treat an old friend. Friends must be handled in a friendly and business-like way!"

"MORONS! I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS!"

"So you see, Charlie, the story has a happy ending! I keep the girl and make a fortune and you...you get to go to heaven! You don't wanna go to heaven, Charlie? [chuckles maliciously]"

"[while his ray gun is out of control] H-H-How do you stooooooop this thing?!"

"You can never go back! Charliiiiie..."

"[in cut footage] Now, you are mine."

"Oh, I don't care! It's just you and me. [singing] Let's make music together! Let's make sweet harmony!"

"But not all dogs stay there!"

"Burt Reynolds - Charlie B. Barkin"

"Dom DeLuise - Itchy Itchiford"

"Judith Barsi - Anne-Marie"

"Vic Tayback - Carface Caruthers"

"Charles Nelson Reilly - Killer"

"Loni Anderson - Flo"

"Melba Moore - Whippet angel Annabelle"

"Ken Page - King Gator"

"Rob Fuller - Earl"

"Earleen Carey - Kate"

"Godfrey Quigley - Terrier"

"Anna Manahan - Stella Dallas"

"Candy Devine - Vera"

"Dan Molina (uncredited) - The Hellhound"

"Miguel, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice!"

"Well, it was nice working with you, partner."

"HOLY SHIP!"

"Because the High Priest is NUTS!"

"Depart, mortal, before we strike you with a lightning bolt!"

"I'm trying! I'm trying! I can't think with all these distractions!"

"[rising anger] Apparently, "El Dorado" is native for... great... big... ROCK! [Tulio's voice echoes across the misty environment]"

"Miguel, you know that little voice people have that tells them to quit when they're ahead? You don't have one!"

"Uh, I wonder how long it would take Tzekel-Kan to do it."

"All right. Here's the plan. In the dead of night, you and I grab some provisions, hijack one of those... one of those longboats... and then, we... row back to Spain like there's no mañana!"

"I'm on the verge of... STOP! [silence, as "STOP!" echoes]"

"And they call us Miguel and Tulio!"

"Tulio, I just want you to know... I'm sorry about that girl in Barcelona."

"We'll follow that trail!"

"Even those mountains! You said it yourself, it could be possible! And it is! It really is the map to El Dorado!"

"I have been around boats, believe me, and that, um, the pointy, tall, um, the long up and down thing."

"You know, speaking of kings, the chief and the high priest seem a bit, uh, tense."

"[to Tzekel-Kan] Hey, it was his stupid plan!"

"But, Tulio, this place is amazing."

"Altivo! Hey, Altivo! You want the nice apple? Come and get it! But, you have to do a trick for me first! All you have to do, is find a pry bar. A long piece of iron with a hooky thing at the end."

"The gods are speaking for themselves now! This city, and these people have no need for you anymore! There will be no sacrifices! Not now, not ever! Now get out!"

"Well, I like it! So, how do we get on deck?"

"Oh, then I suppose you'll be wanting these back?"

"I'm not really asking you to trust me, am I?"

"Uh, Chief? The gods have changed their minds about Xibalba. They wish to bask in the glory that has been shown them."

"Tulio! The hip! The hip!"

"Save it for the High Priest, honey, you're gonna need it."

"What is he gonna think when he sees a god with me?"

"You do not want the tribute?"

"Well, as speaker for the gods, it would be my privilege to point them out."

"My Lord, these people will not respect if they do not fear you."

"[first words] Behold! As the prophesies foretold, the time of judgement is now! Citizens, did I not predict that the gods would come to us?"

"As the "gods" command."

"O mighty lords! Come. Let me show you to your temple."

"To commemorate your arrival, I propose a reverent ceremony at dawn."

"But in your perfection, you cannot know how imperfect humans are. They're like snakes, they are, spineless and slippery. They are as untrustworthy as rats, stealing and cheating, with no remorse. Spinning webs of lies, like spiders!"

"[last words] Wait! NO, WAIT! WAIT!"

"Now everyone will know the truth of your divinity."

"Finally, we're connecting."

"My lords, why now do you choose to visit us?"

"You know, Lord Miguel, if you wish to stay, you only need to say so."

"STOP! [the natives stop; a gold plate rolls toward the cliff and Tulio stops it with his foot] They wish to bask! Take the tribute to the gods' temple!"

"Oh, we expected you to be staying with us for the next thousand years."

"Big smile. Like you mean it. A-one, two, three."

"Ah, then perhaps I could prepare a glorious feast for you tonight."

"Today, we sail to conquer the new world, for Spain, for glory, for gold!"

"[to Tzekel-Kan] You lying heathen. There's nothing here at all."

"[Miguel and Tulio have been brought to Cortes, having been discovered hiding on his ship] My crew was chosen as carefully as the Disciples of Christ, and I will not tolerate stowaways. You will be flogged. And when we put in to Cuba to resupply, *God willing*, you will be flogged some more. And then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives. To the brig!"

"There is no El Dorado here. Onward, men."

"It better be there, for your sake."

"Your dice are loaded!"

"One more roll!"

"A map of the wonders of the new world."

"Not with those! This time we use my dice."

"They've been cleared for the streets, my lord, so the city can be cleansed, as you ordered."

"I don't know."

"Yes. So the Age of the Jaguar can begin, as you ordered, my lord."

"But, my lord, anyone who disobeys your orders must be punished, as your ordered."

"Tzekel-Kan has made your commands clear, my lord."

"The Cook: Hey, Altivo! Ah-ta-ta, not for you! You're on half rations. Orders from Cortes."

"Warrior: I'm okay! [the foot squishes the man then he roaring] I'm still okay!"

"Native: Chief Tanni! Chief Tanni! Approaching the city, is an army of strangers. [Chief: We are safe here. They'll never find the gate to the city.] But, sire, they are being led by Tzekel-Kan."

"Kid #1: The Gods deserve a proper tribute."

"Kid #2: Stop! There will be no sacrifices!"

"The problem, obviously, was that the milieu that Jeffrey had chosen - no less than the near-annihilation of the Mezo-American peoples and the destruction of their culture - didn't really lend itself to a flat-out comedy, we thought. There had to be enough depth in these characters to allow us to do a story which would allow for some real drama - tragedy, even."

"Kevin Kline—Tulio"

"Kenneth Branagh—Miguel"

"Rosie Perez—Chel"

"Armand Assante - Tzekel-Kan"

"Edward James Olmos - Chief Tannabok"

"Jim Cummings - Hernan Cortes"

"Frank Welker - Altivo"

"Tobin Bell - Zaragoza"

"Duncan Marjoribanks - Acolyte"

"Elijah Chiang - Kid #1"

"Cyrus Shaki-Khan - Kid #2"

"Elton John - Narrator"

"Bob Bergen - Jaguar"

"Like what, like singing and dancing? [laughs] No, not me man, I just surf."

"I hope the cameras are rolling cause you're gonna want to watch this over and over and over again."

"Interviewer "Still, it must have been traumatic." Cody "No not for me man, not for me.""

""Cody's this, Cody's that" - Cody's me bro. Let me be me. When's that gonna start?"

"[repeated line] I can't imagine a better day."

"Whoa! Start the whale."

"Can't this blubber ball go any faster? Step on it, fish stick!"

"Could somebody help the chicken?"

"They see their goal. They just go for it! They're not in it for the money or the glory. They're in it for the joy of it and the rapture and the slow-motion instant replay."

"Ah, that didn't take too long. I feel lightheaded."

"What’s with the "boom-chika-boom"?!"

"Somebody help the chicken!"

"Cody's around here somewhere, I can feel it in my nuggets!"

"Squidito on el stickito?"

"[repeated line] Radical."

"That cloud looks like a kitten!"

"Bring me some more clams!"

"No joy, man. No joy. Fail."

"A role model? No. But I consider myself somebody that everyone should look up to. Kids should try to pretend that they're Tank. I mean, they should try. [chuckles] Good luck, kids!"

"I… I… Mom I… I wasn’t polishing, I was talking to my friends! (beat, turns to camera) I'm gonna be polishing later."

"Hey, Mikey, why don't you head on over to the snack bar and get yourself a big bowl of shut up!"

"I PROMOTE HAPPINESS!!! CAN YOU SEE THE HAPPINESS EMANATING FROM ME?!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"[last lines] DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME!! I AM REGGIE BELAFONTE! [Mikey rips his hair off] Turn that thing off! MIKEY, YOU ARE SO FIRED!!! [Mikey: I can't imagine a better day.]"

"Stepped on me? Stepped on me? Are you kiddin' me? This guy was dancing all over me. I mean, just look at this. Broken, broken, gone, gone, broken, broken, broken…!"

"A winner is someone who doesn't knock me off my surf board, and break it when I'm trying to get some big waves. Specially Tank he is definitely not a winner."

"He's a dirty trashcan full of poop."

"Shia LaBeouf as Cody penguin Maverick"

"Jeff Bridges as Zeke "Big Z/Geek" Topanga"

"Zooey Deschanel as Lani Aliikai"

"Jon Heder as Chicken Joe"

"Mario Cantone as Mikey Abromowitz"

"James Woods as Reggie the otter Belafonte"

"Diedrich Bader as Tank "The Shredder" Evans"

"Dana Belben as Edna Maverick"

"Brian Posehn as Glen Maverick"

"Kelly Slater as himself"

"Rob Machado as himself"

"Ash Brannon as himself"

"Chris Buck as himself"

"Sal Masekela as himself"

"Reed Buck as Arnold"

"Reese Elowe as Kate"

"Jack P. Ranjo as Smudge"

"Matt Taylor as Ivan the sea urchin"

"The project at Sony, Surf’s Up, was looking for two directors. Chris Jenkins pitched us the idea – Ash and myself, although it was separately."

"The technical end of it, I wasn’t too worried about, because I know the guys at Imageworks can do almost anything. They’re geniuses over there. We did say to them, ‘If we can’t do the water well, then we can’t do this movie.’ We were going to have so many waves and so much water. It just has to look great. Of course, they came up to the challenge. They did way better than I could have even dreamed."

"[as he and Itchy prepare to ram Carface's door in with a Christmas tree] Steal Timmy's money, huh?! Drop me in the trash, huh?! Shoot me up the chimney, huh?! Okay, that's it! Now, we're gonna deck his halls!"

"Ernest Borgnine - Carface Caruthers"

"Steven Weber - Charlie B. Barkin"

"Dom DeLuise - Itchy Itchiford"

"Sheena Easton - Sasha La Fleur"

"Charles Nelson Reilly - Killer"

"Bebe Neuwirth - Annabelle"

"Beth Anderson - Martha"

"Taylor Epperson - Timmy"

"Dee Bradley Baker"

"Amick Byram"

"Ashley Tisdale"

"Chris Marquette"

"Susan Boyd"

"Myles Jeffrey"

"Vanessa Vandergriff"

"Carlos Alazraqui"

"Lorraine Feather"

"Aria Noelle Curzon"

"Billie Bodine"

"Randy Crenshaw"

"Carmen Twillie"

"[first lines] According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."

"[first actual line spoken in-universe] black, Yellow, black, Yellow, ooh, black and yellow, yeah, let’s shake it up a little!"

"[About Ray Liotta] This isn’t a goodfella! This is a BAD fella!"

"[brainstorming pickup lines for Vanessa Bloome] Ya like jazz?"

"Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson"

"Renée Zellweger as Vanessa Bloome"

"Matthew Broderick as Adam Flayman"

"John Goodman as Layton T. Montgomery"

"Patrick Warburton as Ken"

"Chris Rock as Mooseblood the Mosquito"

"Kathy Bates as Janet B. Benson"

"Barry Levinson as Martin B. Benson"

"Megan Mullally as Trudy"

"R. Lee Ermey as Pollen Jock Soldiers"

"Rip Torn as Lou Lo Duca and the Pollen Jocks General"

"Oprah Winfrey as Judge Bumbleton"

"Michael Richards as Bud Ditchwater"

"Larry King as Bee Larry King"

"Larry Miller as Dean Buzzwell"

"Jim Cummings as Title Narrator and Graduation Announcer"

"Brian Hopkins as Sandy Shrimpkin and TSA Agent"

"John DiMaggio as Bailiff Kennh"

"Tress MacNeille as Jeanette Chung and Mother the Cow"

"Wayne Knight as The Giraffe"

"Simon J. Smith as Truck Driver and Chet"

"Dominic W. Apple as Wendy"

"Gabriel García as Elsa"

"Nathan D. Morrissey as Boy Crying and Timmy"

"Olivia Mattingly as Little Girl"

"Geoff Witcher as Press Person #2 and Jock #1"

"John DiMaggio as Bailiff and Janitor"

"Barry Marder as Waterbug"

"Sean Bishop as Ladybug"

"Wayne Knight as Giraffe R. Apple (deleted scene)"

"Robert Jayne as Bee (uncredited)"

"Carl Kasell as Himself (uncredited)"

"Frank Welker as Vincent the Bear"

"David Cowgill as Pollen Jocks"

"Eddie Frierson as Male Bee #1"

"Reese Witherspoon as Rose Parade Princess"

"A person's a person, no matter how small."

"[in Henry Kissinger's voice] I feel the diplomatic process is beginning to breakdown."

"I meant what I said, and I said what I meant, and an elephant's faithful one-hundred percent. That's my code, my motto."

"Come on guys, we're all mammals!"

"HOW ABOUT THIS?! IF I GET UP REAL CLOSE, CAN YOU READ ME?!"

"Hold on, Mr. Mayor. I may have to put up a fight! A frightened elephant can be very dangerous! All right, you've called down the thunder, buddy! Are you hungry for trouble? I'm an all-you-can-eat salad bar, take a bite!"

"All right, I need to get this speck up to the top of Mount Nool A.S.A.P., whatever that means. Probably "act swiftly awesome pachyderm"! I mean, how hard can that be? [sees a loose rope bridge over a deadly chasm] It's a sheer plummet to certain death."

"I love the smell of bananas in the morning!"

"Oh, hi Vlad. [Everyone gasps at this, assuming it to be Vlad Vladikoff the vulture, but it's actually the cute bunny who bakes cookies]"

"[Watching the clover about to go into the pot of boiling beezelnut oil] NO!!!"

"And most of all, I want to say thank the Mayor of Whoville who believed in me from the beginning."

"Knock-knock. [chuckles, whimpers] This is where you'd say "who's there" if there were any Whos there! Get it? "Who's there!" Heheh! [sobbing, babbling]"

"Mayor, are you there? Mayor? [slumps to the ground] Mayor! [view of the shambled city as Horton's voice echoes through the pipe] Mayor, are you there? Mayor? Mayor? [cut back to the depressed Horton] Mayor? MAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOR!"

"Horton is a giant elephant in the sky! [everyone looks up] Don't bother looking. He's invisible. And he's the one risking his life to get Whoville, which by the way is a speck on a clover, TO SAFETY!"

"[Speaking to JoJo in the Featured Photos Gallery] You know what's awesome? This is awesome. Just look at the men and women hanging on these walls. You, my boy, are part of a family legacy that spans centuries. You know what? Your grandfather was Mayor of Whoville, mm-hmm. And your great-grandmother, that's right, all the way down to your... [cut to featured photos of his ancestors, including one at Lewis Ginter Botanical Garden Buffalo, which he calls "not-so-great", with the last one depicting a cave Who] ...Great-great-great-great...not-so-great...great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greeeaat...grandfather. Someday, I hope to join them, and be one of the greats."

"[after being called a "boob" by the Chairman] He has the nerve to call somebody a boob? I would never call somebody a boob. He's a boob. Look at you. Yuck! Look at your face...and I bet you don't look so good with a stapler in your head! [throws a stapler at a painting of the Chairman, which bounces off and hits him in the face, leaving a staple implanted on his forehead, causing him to scream in pain]"

"If you can't see, hear or feel something, it doesn't exist. And believing in "tiny, imaginary people" is just not something we do.[takes her son's clover he was examining after hearing Horton] Or tolerate here in the Jungle of Nool."

"[Horton suggested that he'd be able to get someone to believe him] You could do nothing of the sort, you won’t breathe a word of this lie to anybody else, especially the children, I don’t need you to poison their mind with nonsense. Our community has standards, Horton, if you want to remain a part of it, I recommend you follow them, and have a nice day."

"Horton is a menace, he has those children using their imaginations, it's sick."

"You exist! This means my husband isn't crazy. Hooray!"

"Yes! Score! Thanking you! You won't regret!"

"I've got you now, elephant."

"Chess mate. Now it's time for me to take clover and crush all the little people on it."

"What a burn on you, Horton! Ha, Ha!"

"Oh man, that is nice touch. I'm a mess of this, right? Emotional! Here come the water slide. [crying]"

"Whoa! Come on, I'm your bro. It's me you're talking to. We have history! Come on, let's not forget, I did this for free."

"You should've been seeing me. I really let elephant have it. I chase him, i torment him. And then I break him into million little elephant pieces. It was thing of beauty, really. My best work. Classic Vlad."

"It's good."

"My world is called Jessica land. Everyone worship queen Jessica because Jessica is so beautiful."

"Jessica, that was awesome."

"On the design of the movie, I really felt that Dr. Seuss was our production designer. I got to travel to Audrey Geisel’s (Dr. Seuss’ wife) home where Dr. Seuss penned many of his later works. She gave us a wonderful tour and I saw a lot of his artwork on the walls. I saw a couple of sculptures he had done from characters he had drawn. They almost looked like mounted trophies on the wall."

"Jim Carrey — Horton the Elephant"

"Steve Carell — Mayor Ned McDodd"

"Carol Burnett — Sour Kangaroo"

"Will Arnett — Vlad the Vulture and Bunny"

"Seth Rogen — Morton the Mouse"

"Dan Fogler — Chairman, Yummo Wickersham"

"Isla Fisher — Dr. Mary Lou LaRue"

"Jonah Hill — Tommy"

"Jaime Pressly — Mrs. Quilligan"

"Amy Poehler — Sally O'Malley-McDodd"

"Charles Osgood — The Narrator"

"Jesse McCartney — JoJo McDodd"

"Joshua Alexander Flitter — Rudy Kangaroo"

"Niecy Nash — Miss Yelp"

"Laura Ortiz — Jessica Quilligan"

"Colleen O'Shaughnessey — Angela"

"Joey Lynn King — Katie"

"Selena Gomez — Helga McDodd"

"I LOVE KUNG FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu....oooooooo.... oof."

"Dumpling is the only way to sort out problems."

"[looking at the Sword of Heroes while looking around in the Sacred Hall of Warriors] The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking - Ow!"

"[meeting the Furious Five for the first time up close in person as they give him curious expressions] The Furious Five! You're (all) so much bigger than your action figures. Except for you, Mantis. You're 'bout the same."

"I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better."

"[impersonating Master Shifu] "You will never be the Dragon Warrior unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth! What is that noise you're making? Laughter? I've never heard of it! Work hard, panda, and maybe some day, you will have ears like mine.""

"Zeng! Fly to Chorh-Gom Prison and tell them to double the guards, double their weapons, double everything! Tai Lung does not leave that prison!"

"Citizens of the Valley of Peace, it's my great honor to present you, Tigress, Viper, Crane, Monkey and Mantis! The Furious Five!"

"[facing Tai Lung] You were not meant to be the Dragon Warrior! That was not my fault!"

"Would whoever is making that flapping sound, quiet down?!"

"I'm not dying, you idiot!"

"Shifu taught you well. [strikes Monkey with his nerve strike, paralyzing him] But he didn't teach you everything."

"[sees Po climbing to the Dragon Scroll] The scroll has given him power! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

"So that is his name. Po. Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"

"Prepare For Awesomeness."

"Experience The Pandamonium In IMAX."

"Summertime Is Pandatime."

"Ranpha Franboise — Pepper Mildred Clark"

"[After they all put Sir Lionel in the stone coffin with stone pillars at Lady Juliana's Farm. Tears run down Kayley's face as Arthur gives Sir Lionel's dented shield to Lady Juliana, who also cries] Your husband died saving my life. And saving Camelot. Lady Juliana, the gates of Camelot will always be open to you. [Addresses the others:] Sir Lionel was my most trusted knight. And also my dear, dear friend. We will always remember how he bravely upheld the ideals of Camelot. [He then takes out Excalibur and holds it in the air and the other knights take out their swords and hold them in the air in respect for their deceased knight.]"

"[Final lines] I dub thee, Sir Garrett. I dub thee, Lady Kayley. Thank you for saving Camelot. You have reminded us, the kingdom's strength… is not based in the strength of the king, but the strength of the people. From this day forward, you will both sit as Knights of the Round Table! [all cheer]"

"[after seeing her father ride off with the knights to Camelot] One day, I'll be a knight, like father."

"[to herself, lamenting on the normal everyday life after she and her mother disagree over her dreams of becoming a knight] How am I going to do great things if I'm stuck here with these silly chickens?"

"[To Ruber, before she swings down with a large wooden beam to knock him away from the king] I will not serve a false king!"

"[His first lines, after Kayley falls into a swamp bed and gets tangled in a net] Hey! That's my net."

"[to Ayden] You don't understand. In Camelot, she'd only see me through their eyes. Not a knight, not a man, not anything."

"Devon: Well, frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry. [Explaining why they're "conjoined twin dragons"] Oh. Enchanté, mademoiselle. I'm Devon, and this growth on my neck is Cornwall."

"Cornwall: But you can call me "Corny", for short. [Meeting Kayley for the first time]"

"Devon: [walking through The Ogre's "den" - filled with skeletons - sarcastically and quietly] Charming place. I must get the name of his decorator."

"Cornwall: Tell ya what: next time, you try to fly, and we'll hold on!"

"Cornwall: [To Kayley, after Garrett has left the group] Forget about him. You're better off alone. He walks funny. He talks funny. People throw darts at him."

"Devon: [To Cornwall, appalled] How can you be so cold-blooded?!"

"Cornwall: [To Devon] I'm a reptile. [He sticks his tongue out]"

"Devon: [To Cornwall, poking him] Listen, you Jurassic twit! Kayley deserves someone who will love her. [Devon performs the following actions upon Cornwall] Someone... who'll hold her in his arms, [he squeezes Cornwall's head until his eyes bulge] who'll run his fingers through her hair, [he runs his fingers across Cornwall's head] look deeply in her eyes, [holds Cornwall eye-to-eye, then releases him] and make her feel like a real woman! [He kisses Cornwall; both spit and splutter]"

"[After Arthur had repelled him with Excalibur] One day, that sword will be in my hand, and all will be mine!"

"[To Juliana] I'm so glad you've noticed! I've been working at it for years!"

"[after he used his magic potion to fasten Excalibur to his hand] Don't worry, little girl. I'll make sure Arthur gets it back. Or gets it in the back. [laughs] As the case may be! [Softly] Throw her into the wagon."

"[after Kayley stops him from attacking the king] You're in the way, just like your father! Since you're dying to be like him! [he swings Excalibur at her, but she dodges] Let's see if I can help you out!"

"[his last words] Two, for the price of one! This must be my lucky day. Oh, no! The stone! [explosion; Ruber dies]"

"[Covered in mud while one-eyed mosslike creatures are looking at him] Are you looking at me? Are you looking at me? [The one-eyed stalk creatures disappear. He turns. The one-eyed creatures look at him again, but disappear as soon as he turns back to them]"

"Bladebeak, at your service! [Frees Kayley]"

"[confronting an iron man] You've got to ask yourself: "Do I feel - clucky?" Well, do ya... punk? [He pecks the iron man]"

"Devon and Cornwall will be back in Looney Tunes: Back in Action."

"Jessalyn Gilsig — Kayley"

"Cary Elwes — Garrett"

"Gary Oldman — Ruber"

"Eric Idle — Devon"

"Don Rickles — Cornwall"

"Jane Seymour — Juliana"

"Pierce Brosnan — King Arthur"

"Bronson Pinchot — The Griffin"

"Jaleel White — Bladebeak"

"Gabriel Byrne — Sir Lionel"

"John Gielgud — Merlin"

"Frank Welker — Ayden the Falcon"

"Goodbye, house! Goodbye, mailbox! [backs up and damages his fence] Goodbye, pile of broken wood!"

"Behold the legendary Bigfoot!"

"Day one. Well, here we are, out on the open road, retracing the steps of my boy hood. And here's Maxie! A-hyuck! Say hi, Max!"

"I can't believe I did that! She finally says "hi" to me, and what do I do?! I choke! "A-hyuck!" Like a big spaz!"

"[Goofy: Look, Max!] Uh, D-D-D-Dad, it's BIGFOOT! [Goofy: Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot? You're out of focus.]"

"Bobby: [shows Max his "cheesy" model of the Leaning Tower of Pisa] Max, look! It's the Leaning Tower of Cheeza!"

"Pete: What's the idea?! [sees Max and Goofy being chased by Bigfoot alarmed] BIGFOOT!"

"Bill Farmer - Goofy"

"Jason Marsden - Max Goof"

"Rob Paulsen - P.J. Pete"

"Jim Cummings - Pete"

"Kellie Martin - Roxanne"

"Pauly Shore - Bobby Zimmeruski"

"Wallace Shawn - Principal Mazur"

"Tevin Campbell - Powerline"

"Pat Buttram - Possum Park Emcee"

"Frank Welker - Bigfoot"

"Still together, still lost."

"You got to move it move it. You got to move it."

"[from trailer] This fall, your favorite castaways are going home."

"[from trailer] They thought they were going home. They thought wrong."

"[from trailer] On November seventh, for these castaways, it is a jungle out there."

"[from trailer] From DreamWorks, to survive in Africa, they will have to get in touch with their wild side."

"Ben Stiller — Alex the Lion"

"Chris Rock — Marty the Zebra / Additional Zebras"

"David Schwimmer — Melman Mankiewicz the Giraffe"

"Jada Pinkett Smith — Gloria the Hippo"

"Sacha Baron Cohen — Julien the Lemur"

"Cedric the Entertainer — Maurice the Lemur"

"Andy Richter — Mort the Lemur"

"Bernie Mac (final role) — Zuba the Alpha Lion"

"Alec Baldwin — Makunga the Rival Lion"

"Sherri Shepherd — Florrie the Alpha Lioness"

"will.i.am'— Moto Moto the Hippo"

"Tom McGrath — Skipper the Penguin"

"Chris Miller — Kowalski the Penguin"

"Chris Knights — Private the Penguin"

"John DiMaggio — Rico the Penguin"

"Conrad Vernon — Mason the Chimpanzee"

"Elisa Gabrielli — Nana the Old Lady"

"Jeffrey Katzenberg — Moon Boy"

"For our friend, Bernie Mac. Thanks for all of the laughter."

"Well, we lost the first game of the season again. I shouldn't let it bother me. But, it does. We always seem to lose the first of the season and the last of the season and all those stupid games in between."

"I can't fly a kite and I lose every ball game I play."

"I'm going to study the whole dictionary."

"Peter Robbins - Charlie Brown (voice)"

"Pamelyn Ferdin - Lucy Van Pelt (voice)"

"Glenn Gilger - Linus Van Pelt (voice)"

"Andy Pforsich - Schroeder (voice)"

"Sally Dryer - Patty (voice)"

"Ann Altieri - Violet (voice)"

"Erin Sullivan - Sally Brown (voice)"

"Lynda Mendelson - Frieda (voice)"

"Christopher DeFaria - Pig-Pen (voice)"

"Bill Melendez - Snoopy (voice)"

"A purr-fectly wonderful new cartoon feature."

"Meet the cats who know where it's at...for fun, music, and adventure!"

"A tune-filled animated extravaganza."

"Get with the cats who know where it's at!"

"Phil Harris as Thomas O' Malley"

"Eva Gabor as Duchess"

"Sterling Holloway as Roquefort"

"Scatman Crothers as Scat Cat"

"Paul Winchell as Shun Gon"

"Lord Tim Hudson as Hit Cat"

"Vito Scotti as Peppo"

"Thurl Ravenscroft as Billy Boss"

"Leone Ledoux as Minnie Mouse"

"Clarence Nash as Figaro"

"Dean Clark as Berlioz"

"Liz English as Marie"

"Gary Dubin as Toulouse"

"Nancy Kulp as Frou Frou"

"Pat Buttram as Napoleon"

"George Lindsey as Lafayette"

"Monica Evans as Abigail"

"Carole Shelley as Amelia"

"Charles Lane as Georges Hautecourt"

"Hermione Baddeley as Madame Adelaide"

"Roddy Maude-Roxby as Edgar Balthazar"

"Bill Thompson as Uncle Waldo"

"(On a blue/black gradient background, we see the text "DISTRIBUTED BY Buena Vista DISTRIBUTION CO., INC." in pale blue, with "Buena Vista" in a weird signature-like logo fashion and the other words in a font that looks like carved wood)"

"Voice: (sings) A legend is sung of where England was young. And knights were brave and bold, the good king had died. And no one could decide who was rightful heir to the throne. It seemed that the land would be torn by war or saved by a miracle alone, and that miracle appeared in London Town. The sword in the stoooooOOOONE!!!!"

"Narrator: And below the hilt in letters of gold were written these words: "Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil is likewise king born of England." Though many tried for the sword with all their strength, none could move the sword nor stir it. Then the miracle had not worked and England was yet without a word, and in time, the marvelous sword was forgotten. This was a dark age, without law and without order. Men lived in fear of one another for the strong preyed upon the weak."

"(In a dark forest)"

"Merlin: (he's seen trying to get water from a well) A dark age indeed! Age of inconvenience. No plumbing...no electricity......no nothing! (reaches for the bucket, but almost falls in) Whoa! Oh, hang it all! Hang it all! (brings the bucket up, dousing himself in the process, but hears an engine sound) Oh, now what? Now what? (sees his foot is caught in a chain) Leave-leave off! Leave off! (almost falls over) Oh, you-you-you fiendish chain, you! (sees the damage done to the trees) Ohh…everything complicated. One big medieval mess."

"(Merlin enters the cottage, where he pours the water for the tea)"

"Merlin: Now, uh, let me see. (checks a pocket watch) He should be here in.....I'd say half an hour."

"Owl: (pokes his head out of a birdhouse) Who? Who! (exits the birdhouse) I'd like to know who!"

"Merlin: I warned you, Archimedes, I am not sure. All I know is that someone will be coming. (adjusts a small chair) Someone very reluctant."

"Archimedes: Oh, pinfeathers!"

"Merlin: (moves the table to the chair) Fate will direct him to me where that I, in turn, may guide him to his rightful place in the world."

"Archimedes: Huh! And-and you say he will arrive in half an hour? (Sets himself on a perch as Merlin sits down) Ha! Well, we'll just see."

"Merlin: (lighting his pipe) And you will, Archimedes. You will. (burns his finger) Ow! He'll be, uh…a boy. Small boy. Eleven, twelve years old. And a scrawny little fellow."

"(the smoke creates a vision for Merlin to see, but it shows a brawny man)"

"Merlin: Oh, dear, oh, dear, that can't be the one. Surely not why that big lad must be on close on to 20."

"(he sees a scrawny blonde boy following the man)"

"Merlin: Ah. There he is. A scrawny little fellow about 12. He's a regular little grasshopper. Look at him go. (laughing)"

"Archimedes: And where…where would you guess he is at this very moment?"

"Merlin: I am not guessing, Archimedes! I know where he is! Uh…less than a mile from here just beyond the forest. And right on schedule, if-if all goes well."

"(Meanwhile, the boy catches up to the man and clings onto a dead tree)"

"Man: Quiet, Wart."

"Wart: I'm trying to be."

"Man: (looking around) And nobody asked you to come along in the first place."

"Wart: I'm not even moving."

"Man: Shut up. (Spots a doe) Aha! Here we go. Oh, what a setup. (preps a bow and arrow) Right smack through the old gizzard. (aims at the doe)"

"Wart: Whoa, wh-oh! (falls off the tree and lands on the man, causing the arrow to fly high into the air as the doe retires)"

"Man: Why, you clumsy little fool! (starts chasing Wart)"

"Wart: Oh, Kay, please, I'm sorry. I couldn't help it. Please."

"Kay: If I ever.... (trips over a log that Wart jumped over) If I ever get my hands on, on you, I'll-I'll ring your scrawny little neck, then help me, I will!"

"Wart: I'll get the arrow, Kay. I'm sure I can find it."

"Kay: Oh. (laughing) Don't warn me you're going in there. Why, it's swarming with wolves."

"Wart: I'm not afraid. (walks deeper into the forest)"

"Kay: Well, go ahead. It's your skin, not mine. Go ahead, go ahead."

"(Later, Wart is searching for the arrow while a wolf spots and stalks him)"

"Wart: (spots the arrow high in a tree) There it is. Oh, there it is. (carefully climbs up the tree, and as he tries to reach the arrow) Whoa! What…oh! (falls right through Merlin's roof, into the chair arranged for him)"

"Merlin: Well. Then, you, you did drop in for tea after all. (checks his pocket watch) Oh, you are a bit late, you know."

"Wart: Oh, I-I am?"

"Merlin: And my name is Merlin. (pours the hot water into the teapot) Come, come, who are you, my lad?"

"Wart: Oh, my name's Arthur, but everyone calls me Wart."

"Merlin: Oh."

"Wart: (sees Archimedes looking silent) Oh, what a perfect stuffed owl."

"Archimedes: (stutters, shocked) Stuffed? Well, I-I beg your pardon!"

"Wart: He's alive! And he speaks."

"Archimedes: And certainly a great deal better than you do so. (flies into his birdhouse)"

"Merlin: Oh, come, Archimedes. Come, come now. (gives Wart a cup of tea to give to Archimedes) I-I want you to meet the Wart. Now, you must forgive him. He's only a boy."

"Archimedes: Boy? Boy! (chuckling) Well, I see no boy. (takes the teacup)"

"Wart: Oh, I'm sorry that I....."

"Merlin: That's alright. (chuckling) He's much too sensitive."

"Archimedes: Sensitive? Right? Who? What? What?"

"(Merlin pours Wart some tea)"

"Wart: How did you know that I was…"

"Merlin: Oh, th-that you would be dropping in? Well… (incidentally pours tea into his beard) I happen to be a wizard. A soothsayer, a prognosticator. I have the power to see into the future. Centuries into the future! I've even been there, lad, and I've seen all these facts. (gestures to plans and models) They're only plans and small models, of course, you know. (takes a train model) Now this, for instance, is a steam locomotive."

"(Merlin pours tea into the model, and with a push, it moves on its own)"

"Merlin: (laughing) There she goes. Pretty good, right?"

"(Wart turns the model around and picks it up)"

"Merlin: Now, that won't be invented for hundreds of years!"

"Wart: Oh. You mean you can see everything before it happens?"

"Merlin: Yes, everything."

"Archimedes: Ah, ah, ah, ah! Everything, Merlin?"

"Merlin: Uh…no, no, not everything. I, uh, I admit I didn't know whom to expect for tea. But as you can see..... (gestures to the hole in his roof) I figured the exact place! (inadvertently whacks Wart in the head)"

"Wart: You're very clever, sir."

"Merlin: Yes. Well, never mind the----the-the sir. Just, uh, plain Merlin will do so. Now, then, would you care for sugar?"

"Wart: Oh, yes, I would, please."

"Merlin: Alright. (claps his hands) Sugar? Sugar!"

"(the sugar bowl jumps toward Merlin)"

"Merlin: No, no, manners, manners, manners! Guests first, you know that!"

"(the sugar bowl jumps to Wart and stuffs some sugar)"

"Merlin: Alright. Say it, lad."

"Merlin: Have you had any schooling?"

"Wart: (munching on tea cookies) Oh, yes! I'm training to be a squire."

"(the sugar bowl stuffs sugar into Merlin's cup)"

"Wart: I'm learning the rules of combat and swordsmanship…and jousting and horsemanship."

"Merlin: Oh, yes, yes, very good. That-that is--uh-no, no, no! I mean a real education. Mathematics, history, biology, natural science, English, Latin, French… (sees the sugar piling up) No. If! If! Blast it all! IF!!"

"(the sugar bowl retires)"

"Merlin: Impudent piece of crockery. (dumps the sugar and dusts the rest off with his beard) Boy, now, you can't-- (magically beckons his chair where he can sit down) You can't grow up without a decent education, you know."

"Wart: Oh, I suppose not, sir…Merlin."

"Merlin: Well, I am going to be your tutor."

"Wart: But I have to get back to the castle. They'll want me in the kitchen."

"Merlin: Oh, well, then, very well. (takes a suitcase) We'll pack and be on our road. You…you watch now. You'll like this. (pauses for a bit) Higitus figitus zumbakazing! (incidentally twirls his beard, but gets out) I want your attention, everything!"

"(the household objects turn toward him)"

"Merlin: We're packing to leave. C'mon. Let's go."

"(the sugar bowl marches forth)"

"Merlin: No, no, not you. Books are always first, you know."

"(the books start floating and the song begins)"

"Merlin: (sings) Hockety pockety wockety wack, abra cabra dabra nack. Shrink in size very small, we have to save enough room for all. Higitus figitus migitus mum, prestidigitonium. Alakafez balakazez, malakamez meripides. Hockety pockety wockety--WHOA!!"

"(the sugar bowl keeps hitting the teapot, and everything holds up)"

"Merlin: Now, stop, stop, stop, stop! (clears the road to get to the sugar bowl) See here, sugar bowl. You're getting rough. That poor old tea set is cracked enough."

"(the sugar bowl jabs the teapot once more)"

"Merlin: Now, alright. Let's start again. Ah, let's start…right…oh. Where was I, boy?"

"Wart: Uh…hockety pockety?"

"Merlin: Oh, yes, yes, that's right. (continues the spell/singing) Hockety pockety wockety wack, odds and ends and bric a brac. Be with you in just a moment, all packing's almost done!"

"(Archimedes enters his birdhouse, only to squeeze out as it gets packed)"

"Archimedes: You, you, you bungling blockhead!"

"Merlin: (the stuff overcrowds him) Hey! Easy now; no, no, go ahead. (singing) Dum doo-dilly doo-dilly doo-dilly dum. This is the best part, now. Higitus figitus migitus mum, prestidigitonium. Higitus figitus migitus mum, prestidigitioni------WHOA!!"

"(the stool is the last to go as he finishes packing, leaving the cottage empty)"

"Merlin: Ha-ha!"

"Wart: What a fashion to pack!"

"Merlin: (takes the suitcase) Well, now, just a moment, boy. How else would you get all this stuff into one suitcase, I'd like to know?"

"Wart: Oh, but I think it's wonderful!"

"Merlin: Oh. Yes, it is rather. Now don't you get any foolish ideas that magic will solve all your problems. Because it won't!"

"Wart: But, sir, I don't have any problems."

"Merlin: Oh, pah, everybody has problems. The world is complete with problems. (closes his door, but his beard gets caught) Oh, blast it all! There, now. You see what I mean----- (his beard gets unstuck, but it wraps around his head) GAHH!!"

"(he pulls his beard, which becomes a big fluff of ball and he smooths it out)"

"Merlin: See, that's the damage with the world today."

"(the trio walk off into the distance, with the wolf following them)"

"Merlin: Everybody butting their heads against a brick wall. All muscle and no mentality. Do you want to be all muscle and no brain?"

"Wart: I don't have any muscle."

"Merlin: You don't? Well, how do you move about?"

"Wart: Oh, I suppose, I-I do have a little."

"Merlin: Aha. There, you see? Well, that's enough. Now, develop your brains. Knowledge, wisdom. There's the real power. Higher learning; that's the fact."

"(he slides down a cliff to a creek)"

"Merlin: Then first thing tomorrow morning, we'll start a complete schedule. Eight hours a day. We'll have six hours for schoolroom and two for study period."

"Wart: But I...I do have the time. I have page duties."

"Merlin: Page duties? Ha!"

"(he climbs up a steep hill)"

"Merlin: Ah, well, we'll change all that. There has to be a shake-up."

"Wart: Well, yes, sir. I-I suppose so."

"Merlin: How do you ever expect to amount to anything without an education, I'd like to know? Even in these bungling, backward, medieval times, you have had to know where you're going, don't you?"

"Wart: Ye...yes, sir."

"Merlin: Yes, of course. Well, you must plan for the future, boy. You have to find a direction. And you've... (mutters, but pauses) By the way, what direction is this castle of yours?"

"Wart: I think it's north. The other road."

"Merlin: Alright, then we better get a move on. C'mon, c'mon, lad. Pick up the pace. Pick it up."

"(the wolf, exhausted from following Wart, eventually makes it to the top, only to find they're headed back down and faints)"

"(At the castle....)"

"Voice: Oh, the devil take it!"

"(an overweight man is seen pacing in the dining hall)"

"Man: Oh, the devil take it. Anyone has better sense than to go barging off in that infernal forest alone. You had no business letting him go."

"Kay: (eating a turkey leg) Look, Dad, I am not the Wart's keeper. (throws the bone to two dogs)"

"Ector: Well, blast it all, I am! After all, I took him in, adopted the lad, you might say. Being his foster father, well, I'm responsible."

"(the two dogs run toward Wart and lick his face in emotion)"

"Ector: Tiger! Talbot! Off with you! (pulls the dogs off as Wart's grin drops) Now, look here, Wart. What's the big idea of gallivanting off in the woods and concerning the living daylights out of everybody?"

"Wart: I'm sorry, sir."

"Ector: Well, I'm sorry not enough. That's four demerits; four hours extra kitchen duty. Report to the cook!"

"Wart: But, sir, I'd like you to meet....."

"Ector: Go ahead, jump it, boy! Jump, jump, jump it!"

"(Wart runs away)"

"Ector: Yes, you have to keep a tight schedule to run a big place like this. Need strict rules. Especially for small boys."

"Archimedes: (He's perched on Merlin's hat) And I most certainly agree."

"Ector: (turns toward Archimedes) Who are you---oh. (turns to face Merlin) I mean, uh...you?"

"Merlin: Uh, my name is Merlin. And this is Archimedes, a highly educated owl."

"(Archimedes clears his throat, as if to speak....)"

"Ector: Educated owl?! (starts laughing) Say, that's a good one. (stops laughing) Say. Hey, I know. You have him under a spell, Marvin. You're a magician, huh?"

"Merlin: My name is Merlin. And I happen to be the world's most powerful wizard."

"Ector: (starts laughing again) Come off it, man! Gadzooks!"

"Merlin: Alright. I shall demonstrate. Higitus figitus migitus mo, wind and snow, swirl and blow! (casts a snowstorm over Ector)"

"Ector: What? What-wh-what the devil are you up to?"

"Merlin: (laughs) That is what I call a "wizard blizzard.""

"Ector: (chuckles) Kay, hey, would you look at this? An indoor blizzard. And in the month of July."

"Kay: (not paying attention) Then what?"

"Ector: Alright, Marvin. Turn her off. Brr! I'm convinced."

"Merlin: Alakazam!"

"(the snowstorm stops)"

"Ector: (starts brushing the snow away) I, uh...I hope you don't go in for any of that black magic."

"Merlin: Oh, dear, oh, dear. Never touch the stuff. My magic is used mainly for educational purposes. In fact, that is why I am here. I have come to educate the Wart."

"Ector: Oh, dear, you won't. I'm running this place. And if you think you're gonna fiddle with my schedule, you'd better pack up your bag of tricks and be gone."

"(in a puff of smoke, Merlin disappears)"

"Ector: Wha...well, by Jove. Kay, he's gone."

"Kay: Huh. Good riddance."

"Merlin's voice: I am gone, but then, I am not gone. Then if I do leave, you can never be sure that I am gone, can you?"

"Ector: You will, uh...yes, I must say, you...have me there, Marvin. Yes. Well, as you win. You're welcome to stay if you like."

"Merlin: (magically reappears) Thank you. You're very kind. Very generous, I must say."

"Ector: Well, uh, all we can offer is room and board. Hard times, you know, Marvin, we'll put you up in the northwest tower. (points to an aged, damaged tower) That's the guest room. It's a bit drafty in the winter, but in this blazing hot weather, it's the best room in the house."

"Merlin: Oh, yes. Very lovely indeed."

"Ector: Then just make yourself at home, Marvin."

"Merlin: Marvin, Marvin, Marvin, Marvin. (heads into the tower)"

"(Later that evening, it's raining and Merlin is putting buckets and umbrellas everywhere)"

"Merlin: "Best room in the house"! "Guest room"?! Unwelcome-guest room! Well, if he thinks he can get rid of me, I have news for that old walrus. I'm sticking it out."

"Archimedes: And I say we go back to the woods."

"Merlin: Oh, not on your life. That boy has to have an education. He has a future."

"(the sugar bowl stuffs out the rain water)"

"Archimedes: Well, you may be right. (exits his birdhouse) A skinny boy like that would make a cracking good chimney sweep. (Laughs until rain is poured on him)"

"Merlin: Something warns me that you're all wet, Archimedes."

"(A horn blows, and they go to the window, where a skinny man on horseback blows a horn)"

"Guard: Who goes there?"

"Man: Pellinore! It's Pellinore, dash it all! I have big news from London! Big news! C'mon, man, drop the bridge!"

"(the drawbridge is dropped, shaking the tower)"

"Merlin: Oh, big news, heh? They can't wait for the London Times. First edition won't be out for at least, uh...1,2000 years. Archimedes, would you mind sailing down there and, and..."

"Archimedes: Not interested!"

"Merlin: (jabs his wand into the birdhouse) Oh, come, come, come, come now. You're as wet as you can get."

"Archimedes: No! No, no, no!"

"Merlin: Archimedes! I'll turn you into a human."

"Archimedes: Huh! You wouldn't dare!"

"Merlin: I will! Then help me, I will."

"Archimedes: (exits his birdhouse) Alright, that's it! Hold on! (flies down)"

"Merlin: Alright. Works every time. Just like magic."

"(In the dining hall, everyone else settles down after a meal as Pellinore enters, much to Ector's surprise)"

"Ector: Pellinore! (laughs) Pellinore. Greetings, old boy. And what's all the noise about London, huh?"

"Pellinore: Big news, Ector. Really big news."

"Ector: Sit down, man, and let's hear all about it."

"Pellinore: They're having a big tournament, New Year's Day."

"Ector: Oh, that's not news, dash it all. They always do so."

"Pellinore: Oh, but, Ector, Ector, here's where all the emotion comes in. To the winner of this tournament, goes the crown."

"(Ector does a spit-take on Pellinore)"

"Ector: You- (coughs) You mean...you mean he'll be king of all England?"

"Pellinore: King of all England."

"Ector: Kay, lad, did you hear that?"

"Kay: Pretty fair prize, I'd say."

"Ector: Yes, and you can win it, boy, if you knuckle down to your training. And we'll have you knighted by Christmas and off to London. What do you say?"

"Kay: Sure. Why not? Why not?!"

"Ector: Wart, lad, how'd you like to go to London?"

"Wart: Oh, Sir Ector, you mean it?"

"Ector: If you stick to your duties, you can be Kay's squire."

"Wart: Oh, I will, sir. I will. (tumbles down the stairs, spilling the dishes; but Ector and Pellinore laugh)"

"Kay: I don't want the Wart for my squire."

"Ector: Here's to London! And here's to Kay! And here's to the banner of the Castle of the Forest Savage!"

"(Archimedes flies back)"

"Ector: Cheers!"

"Pellinore: Cheers, cheers."

"Sebastian Cabot - The Narrator, Sir Ector"

"Rickie Sorensen - King Arthur"

"Richard Reitherman - King Arthur"

"Robert Reitherman - King Arthur"

"Junius Matthews - Archimedes"

"Martha Wentworth - Madam Mim"

"Karl Swenson - Merlin"

"Norman Alden - Sir Kay"

"Alan Napier - Sir Pellinore"

"Thurl Ravenscroft - Sir Bart"

"James MacDonald - The Wolf"

"Ginny Tyler - The Little Girl Squirrel"

"Martha Wentworth - The Old Lady Squirrel"

"Barbara Jo Allen - Scullery Maid"

"Mel Blanc - Tiger And Talbot (The Dogs)"

"Candy Candido - The Pike, Tiger Madam Mim"

"Easy won't be part of the equation."

"You're a degenerate creature of darkness."

"Mittens, So Help Me, I Will Superbark You Out Of That Tree."

"[delete scene] Mittens, where's Penny?! Talk!"

"[?] I have a super bark."

"[Attempting to distract Mittens] That's a weird place to put a piano."

"Are you mad? You don't know the power of Styrofoam!"

"[deleted scene; police arresting Penny and takes her to the police department] Wait a minute, we're taking me to jail?! What's going on?!"

"[delete scene] It wasn't my fault. [Cop opens and closed and locked the cell with the key; starts to sobs]"

"[to Bolt] Random"

"[delete scene: sings "North Carolina" while playing the guitar] ?"

"(from the trailer) You'll never see Penny again! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"

"Such devotion. It brings tears to my eyes!"

"World domination is within my grasp! (laughing maniacally)"

"Unless it was the only way to save your little girl's life!"

"No. No, Bolt! That's what they do, OK? They act like they love you! They act like they'll be there forever! And then one day they pack up all their stuff and move away and take their love with them and leave their declawed cat behind to FEND FOR HERSELF! [sighs] They leave her... wondering... what she did wrong."

"Figures I'm tied to the one dog on Earth that doesn't know how to beg. Huh. If you want the f... ah, the antidote, you're gonna have to do exactly what I say."

"No, no, no, please, it can't end like this!"

"You can't, Bolt! You got nothing! No super strength, no super bark... and no heat vision! [cut to Bolt trying to use his heat vision] Listen to me, okay? We're being taken to a place where humans go animal shopping, all right? And this is what humans do. They always pick the cute ones. The ones that look like you, Bolt, but the rest of us never come back out."

"Not on my watch, Rodent!"

"That meat lover's pizza is NOT loving me back!"

"All my training has prepared me for this moment. [rushes at the guard actor] DIE! DIIIE!"

"There's no truck that I know that can keep in Bolt and Rhino!"

"I'll get my ball!"

"Let it begin! Let it begin! LET IT BEGIN!!"

"[to guard actor] Prepare yourself, foul man-beast, for I will beat your pancreas with your spleen, and then I will rip your liver out of your-- (censored by his own squeaks)"

"It's a good day to DIE!"

"Ring, ring. Who is it? Destiny?! I've been expecting your call."

"You! You Can Bolt, Because All Over This Planet, There Are Animals Who Feel Like They Can't. Like A Hamster Who Once Spent His Days In An RV Park, Dreaming Of The Day When He Too, Would Save A Little Girl From Danger And Be Told: "You Did It, You Did It Rhino. You Saved The Day," They Need A Hero Bolt, Someone Who No Matter What The Odds, Will Do What's Right, They Need A Hero To Tell Them That Sometimes The Impossible Can Become Possible... If... You're... Awesome!"

"Turn and pull!"

"Vinnie: I know this dog... [bus with Bolt's picture pulls up behind them] no, no I don't know. I-I I thought I knew."

"Blake: Wait for it... Tom? [pauses for effect] Aliens."

"Blake: [to Tom] Don't freak out. That's how you blew it with Nemo!"

"Joey: You kiddin'? This is the best day of my life."

"Fully Awesome 2008"

"Fully Awesome. Ridonculous. Let It Begin."

"Real life's a total adventure!"

"A hero is unleashed 2008"

"John Travolta — Bolt the Dog"

"Miley Cyrus — Penny the Girl"

"Susie Essman — Mittens the Cat"

"Mark Walton — Rhino the Hamster"

"Malcolm McDowell — Dr. Calico the Green-Eyed Man"

"Greg Germann — The Agent"

"James Lipton — The Director"

"Kari Wahlgren — Mindy Parker"

"Grey Griffin — Penny's Mom"

"Sean Donnellan — Penny's Dad"

"Todd Cummings — Joey the Pigeon"

"Lino DiSalvo — Vinnie the Pigeon"

"Tim Mertens — Bobby the Pigeon"

"[about Snoopy] What an independent dog. He comes and goes as he pleases, but I have to stay home and fix his supper."

"If I don't find out who Lila is, I'll go crazy!"

"[to an unhappy Charlie Brown] Listen, you can't let yourself get into a mood like this. I know you miss Snoopy. I miss him, too. But if you let yourself get into a mood, no one will want to be around you. No one likes a moody person, Chuck. Take it from me: I learned a long time ago that if you go around in a mood feeling sorry for yourself, you do it alone. And I mean alone, Chuck."

"Chad Webber - Charlie Brown (voice)"

"Robin Kohn - Lucy Van Pelt (voice)"

"Stephen Shea - Linus Van Pelt (voice)"

"David Carey - Schroeder (voice)"

"Johanna Baer - Lila (voice)"

"Hilary Momberger - Sally Brown (voice)"

"Christopher DeFaria - Patricia "Peppermint Patty" Reichardt (voice)"

"Linda Ercoli - Clara (voice)"

"Lynda Mendelson - Frieda (voice cameo)"

"Bill Melendez - Snoopy / Woodstock (voice)"

"Oops, sorry."

"Uh-oh! He's catching up!"

"Oh, no! The train!"

"[unmasks the werewolf] Just kiddin'! Scooby-Dooby-Doo! [chuckles]"

"I don't know why she’s so uptight. [transforms into a werewolf] Just because... [transforms back to normal] I have a little case of... [transforms into a werewolf] hiccups."

"Like, why do girls always scream in these dreadful horror movies?"

"Some people can choke up anything."

"[while being chased by the crowd] Hey, like, I know I'm not handsome, but I'm no monster!"

"[after the crowd chases him again] Not again! Like, this is nuts!"

"Shah-Gee? Shah-Gee?! What kind of a name is Shah-Gee?"

"[attempting to stop the monsters from fighting] WAIT A MINUTE!"

"Wolfgong, drop a cage. [Wolfgong drops a cage on himself] Not on you, stupid, on them!"

"I'm such a dirty guy."

"[to Shaggy] Now, you're beginning to bug me. [to the crowd] Your nerves bug me too."

"What's the matter with all of you?! How could you let that werewolf make monster monkeys out of you?! Put those pedals to the metal!"

"[singing] Pardon me, boy, is this the Transylvania choo-choo?"

"[talking about Vanna] Her mind wanders, and she just goes along for the ride."

""Sorry"?! That's not the way it was supposed to come out!"

"[tricking Shaggy into taking a detour into the tar pits] Shaggy's road is the pits. Tar pits, that is."

"That's what he thinks. (sing song) We're back!"

"Brunch: Ah, yes, allow me translate. Crunch said "Top ho, everyone.""

"Brunch: He said "Ta-ta for now.""

"Brunch: We have the master's reluctant werewolf!"

"Googie: Go, Shaggy, go! Don't be a bust! Leave the other guys in the dust! Yay, Shaggy!"

"Googie: Go, Shaggy, go! Keep up the pace! Go all the way and win the race! Yay!"

"Googie: Way to go, Shaggy! Give it the gun! You're gonna finish number one! Yay, Shaggy!"

"Googie: Shaggy, don't drink too fast. You'll get the hiccups."

"The New Scooby-Doo Movie You'll Howl For!"

"Don Messick - Scooby-Doo, Scrappy-Doo"

"Casey Kasem - Shaggy / Werewolf"

"B.J. Ward - Googie, Repulsa and Woman on TV"

"Hamilton Camp - Dracula, Police Officer and Man in Drive-In"

"Jim Cummings - Frankenstein, Dragonfly, Wolfgong, Snack Bar Manager, Genghis Kong and Monster on TV"

"Joan Gerber - Short Witch, Woman at Store"

"Ed Gilbert - Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Snyde, Spooky Voice, Doorknob and the Narrator"

"Brian Stokes Mitchell - Bonejangles"

"Pat Musick - Vanna Pira and Girl in Drive-In #1"

"Alan Oppenheimer - The Mummy and Swamp Thing"

"Rob Paulsen - Brunch, Ghost and Man in Car"

"Mimi Seton - Tall Witch Sister, Girl in Drive-In #2, Boy in Drive-In and Screamer"

"Frank Welker - Crunch, the Spider Monster, Plant Monster, Tyler Country Racer #1, Rooster and Schlockness Monster"

"Boy, you really gave Daddy a scare! Daddy got silly! Daddy fall down cliff and go "boom, boom, boom!" Silly Daddy. Yeah."

"Guys do not talk to guys about guy problems, they just punch each other on the shoulder."

"After we save Sid, I am going to kill him."

"Sid, whatever you're doing, it is a bad idea."

"[to Ellie; referring to Buck] Maybe the deranged hermit has a point."

"That's our cue. Come on, Peaches."

"[to Manny] This is the world our baby is going to grow up in, you cannot change that."

"[seeing the tropical paradise] We have been living above an entire world, and we did not even know it!"

"[last lines; to Peaches] That is right, sweetheart. Welcome to the Ice Age."

"Pregnant lady wants to live. Yaba Daba Doo! [Manny: ?]"

"I know what it is like to feel abandoned."

"And I am better off alone, by myself. A fortress of solitude, in the ice, forever. A lone, lonely, loner."

"[being pursued by an angry musk ox after pulling its privates] I thought you were a female!"

"No! I am too young to be eaten!"

"[has just been snorted into Mommy Dinosaur is nose] Whoa! Nice mucus! And I don't say that to everyone."

"[talking to Mommy Dinosaur about the kids] I say “They’re vegetarians”, you say “Grr”. I say, “Can we talk about this?”, you say “Grr”. I do not call that communication. [Mommy Dinosaur angrily snarls at him] See that? That's your answer to everything."

"This is the end of Sid, the Sloth. [hollers as he falls down lava falls]"

"Look, who are we kidding, Manny, I am losing my edge. I am not really built for chaperoning playdates."

"[to Manny] For the record, I blame you for this!"

"[after wiping away a tear] So I am not made of stone."

"[Upon coming across an ankylosaurus shaking with fright and hiding from Rudy] Wuss!"

"[greeting everyone] The name is Buck. Short for Buckminister. Long for Buh. Hmm, a little dull..."

"What are you doing here?"

"[after he's asked if he saw Sid] Well... he is dead. Welcome to my world. Now, go home. Off your pop."

"If you go in there, you will find your friend... [ominously] in the afterlife!"

"[examining sand] Yeah, mmm. Yeah. Mommy Dinosaur carrying her three babies, and some floppy green thing (Sid)."

"No, not really. I saw them came through earlier. She is headed for Lava Falls. That is where they care for the newborn. To get there, you must through the Jungle of Misery. Across the Chasm of Dead. To the Plates of Woe."

"[after saving Manny and Diego from a carnivorous plant] Pfft. Tourists."

"[listing his rules to the rescue group] Rule number one: Always listen to Buck! Rule number two: Stay in the middle of the trail! Rule number three... [pauses ominously as Crash and Eddie cringe] ...He who has gas travels at the back of the pack."

"[sees a giant butterfly as it takes off] I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar! You know, before he came out."

"[Crash: Were you killed?] Sadly, yes. But I lived!"

"It is like the old saying: "An eye for a tooth, a nose for a chin, a butt for a..." It is an old saying, but uh... it is not a very good one."

"[at night, after everybody else is asleep] Goodnight, Rudy."

"Mammals, we have ourselves a crime scene! A tuft of fur... half eaten carcass... hunk of... ugh, no! Broccoli. [almost throws up]"

"Here's what I think happened: Dinosaur attacks Sid, Sid fights back with piece of broccoli. Leaving dinosaur... A vegetable!"

"All right, all right. Good point. Theory two: Sid is eating broccoli, dinosaur eats Sid, dinosaur steps on broccoli. Leaving broccoli... a vegetable!"

"Three months ago. I woke up one morning married to a pineapple. An ugly pineapple! [sighs] But I loved her."

"[to a bunch of giant butterflies] Shoo! Shoo! Come on move! [the giant butterflies distract Rudy]"

"Don't you, see?! [voice turns squeaky] We're all going to die! [Manny, Diego, Crash, and Eddie laugh, including Buck]"

"[squeaky voice] Here Rudy, Rudy, Rudy! I'm so lonely. [laughs]"

"[to Roger the Ludodactylus] Snap out of it! Come on! Pull!"

"Hello, Rudy."

"Pop goes the weasel Pop goes the weasel!"

"The sub-zero heroes are back, on an incredible adventure... for the ages."

"You Won't Believe Your Ice!"

"Ray Romano - Manny"

"John Leguizamo - Sid"

"Denis Leary - Diego"

"Queen Latifah - Ellie"

"Simon Pegg - Buck"

"Randy Thom - Peaches"

"Seann William Scott - Crash"

"Josh Peck - Eddie"

"Chris Wedge - Scrat"

"Karen Disher - Scratte"

"Bill Hader - Gaselle"

"Joey King - Beaver Girl"

"Jane Lynch - Diatryma Mom"

"Kristen Wiig - Pudgy Beaver Mom"

"Carlos Saldanha - Dino Babies / Flightless Bird"

"Frank Welker - Momma Dino / Rudy"

"Eunice Cho - Madison (Diatryma Girl)"

"Maile Flanagan - Gibbon Mom"

"Clea Lewis - Boartiger Mom"

"Michael Pena - Freaky Mammal"

"Devika Parikh"

"It's not flat. It's just a little low on air. [The ball pops and deflates]"

"We can refuse to sell our houses."

"That went well."

"[stepping on to the roof] Deep Voice!"

"If only I could find the guts to tell you. If only I weren't such a coward. If only I had your strength."

"[watching from a roof] Blockapalooza, hah! Please."

"I was walking, until you knocked me down, football head."

"So? What's your point?"

"This is our neighborhood!"

"How can they tear it down!?"

"How can they turn our smile into a frown!?"

"We may be just a few, but if me and you and you"

"But I thought the occasion called for it. [singing] We may be just a few"

"Spencer Klein as Arnold"

"Paul Sorvino as Alphonse Perrier du von Scheck"

"Jennifer Jason Leigh as Bridget"

"Francesca Marie Smith as Helga Geraldine Pataki / Deep Voice"

"Jamil Walker Smith as Gerald Johanssen"

"Dan Castellaneta as Grandpa Phil, Nick Vermicelli, Jolly Olly Man"

"Tress MacNielle as Grandma Gertie, Mayor Dixie, Red"

"Christopher Lloyd as Coroner"

"Maurice LaMarche as Big Bob Pataki, Head of Security"

"Sam Gifaldi as Sid"

"Christopher P. Walberg as Stinky Peterson"

"Olivia Hack as Rhonda Wellington Lloyd"

"Blake McIver Ewing as Eugene Horowitz"

"Anndi McAfee as Phoebe Heyerdahl"

"Justin Shenkarow as Harold Berman"

"Vincent Schiavelli as Mr. Bailey"

"Kath Soucie as Miriam Pataki"

"James Keane as Marty Green, Riot Cop"

"Elizabeth Ashley as Mrs. Vitello"

"Michael Levin as Ray Doppel"

"Steve Viksten as Oskar Kokoshka"

"Dom Irrera as Ernie Potts"

"Baoan Coleman as Mr. Hyunh"

"Craig Bartlett as Brainy, Murray, Grubby, Monkeyman"

"Fly up to Venezula!"

"The greatest adventure is just getting back home."

"Adventure is out there!"

"From the director of Monsters, Inc."

"Ed Asner — Carl Fredricksen"

"Chris Plummer — Charles F. Muntz"

"Jordan Nagai — Russell"

"Frank Welker — Kevin"

"Bob Peterson — Dug the Golden Retriever/Alpha the Doberman"

"Delroy Lindo — Beta the Rottweiler"

"Jerome Ranft — Gamma the Bulldog"

"I see you're missing an eye, pilgrim! Now this makes it a fair fight! That's right, I'm talking to you, furhead!"

"[Before leaving New York on a train] Bye, Tiger. Wherever you are, you're the best cat I ever met."

"Papa, they're throwing fruit and vegetables at me again!"

"Someday, I'll be a big star. People will come from miles around."

"I could always sing in the gift shop. And perhaps they'll throw presents."

"Look, Mama, a actor...and a singer."

"[Unhappily, to Miss Kitty] I'm not pretty."

"[To Miss Kitty] I look like a real lady."

"[To Fievel] I must stay. My public needs me!"

"So, what do we have here? It appears to be a young pioneer. Now, the feline in me would like to devour this tender young morsel, but the shrewd businessman in me knows that if I do, the other mice will miss him and come looking for him. But the gourmet in me quivers at the thought of mouse tartare... but the entrepreneur prefers not to be inundated by suspicious mice that could jeopardize my plan. So, I must exercise both willpower and finesse. Scamper back to your parents, little mouse, and do be careful! It's frightfully hazardous out there! [to Chula, as Fievel leaves] Give him the "Flying Aah", and make it good."

"Now pay attention. Cats and gentle mice, lend me your ears. It is my distinguished pleasure to invite all of you...to share our dinner- triumph! To share our triumph! Today we herald in a momentous...new feast...ival. Feastival- festival. To mark this brilliant and illustrious snack- occasion...I will, with these golden scissors, hereby cut the red...ribbon."

"[playing cards] I don't think so. I GOT SEVEN MORE! DOGCHOW!"

"[throwing Fievel off the train] Mouse overboard! I just love the "Flying Aah"!"

"[talking to self, sarcastically] "Chula do this, Chula do that!" [imitates Cat R. Waul] I'm a good-looking spider, no? There's lots of old women who'd want to marry me!"

"[chasing Fievel] Come back, mouse! You wouldn't want me to miss my dinner, would you?!"

"[as a cowboy shoots at him and Fievel] BUGGERFACE!"

"[singing ] The inky dinky spider caught a mouse in his web. The inky dinky spider... BIT OFF THE MOUSE'S HEAD!"

"I will be tough. I will be brave. I will- [sees T. R. Chula] AAH! It's a spi...a spee...a spid-d-d-d-d...an arachnid!"

"Cat got your tongue?"

"[After escaping a vicious dog by hopping on a caboose] Haha! I made it! Oh, what a stupid dog! Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! Your mother was never housebroken! Toodle-oo!"

"[Lost in desert] I'm lost and all alone, in a million acre catbox. Phoo!"

"[After accidentally swallowing Fievel] I think a little endive went down the wrong tube!"

"[Lost in desert] Dancing buffalo-bones? Nah. [The skeleton pounces, and a tribe of shrews emerge from it and seize him.]"

"[To himself, about the shrews:] They think I'm their tiger-god! How lucky can you get? I mean, how did they know I was a vegetarian? It's funny how your appetite perks up when you find out, that you're gonna eat dinner, instead of be dinner. Innkeeper, more wine!"

"[repeated lines] It's too tough, kid. Get out while you still can."

"Oh, l-look out behind ya, kid!"

"Let this sleeping dog lie, son. Dog-gone it, I'm dog tired. I'm tired of leading the dog's life and fighting likes cats and dogs against cats and dogs. A young pup's dogging my trail trying to become top dog. I'm going to the dogs in a dog-eat-dog world, son. I'm so far over the hill, I'm on the bottom of the other side."

"[inspecting Tiger] So you're the frivolous feline I've got to whip into shape? Oi, I've got my work cut out for me."

"No self-respecting dog fetches anything, unless he's good and feels like it."

"Maybe a real hero is the last one to hear about it."

"[last lines] Just remember, Fievel. One man's sunset is another man's dawn. I don't know what's out there beyond those hills. But if you ride yonder, head up, eyes steady, heart open...I think one day you'll find that you're the hero you've been looking for."

"Phillip Glasser as Fievel Mousekewitz"

"Cathy Cavadini as Tanya Mousekewitz"

"Dom DeLuise as Tiger"

"Amy Irving as Miss Kitty"

"James Stewart as Wylie Burp"

"John Cleese as Cat R. Waul"

"Jon Lovitz as T.R. Chula"

"Nehemiah Persoff as Papa Mousekewitz"

"Erica Yohn as Mama Mousekewitz"

"[latest words before his taken away by policeman] [Big Daddy La Bouff: (furiously) Boys, dragged this maggot down to the perish prison.] I'm completely innocent! The Shadow Man bamboozled me!"

"A few years ago, Pixar had explored a version of The Frog Prince set in gangland Chicago. John Lasseter wanted to switch the locale to New Orleans, a city he loves, but the project was eventually shelved. Meanwhile Disney had explored various versions of The Frog Prince going all the way back to the time of Beauty and the Beast. In 2006, Disney bought the rights to a book called The Frog Princess, which was the fairy tale with a twist: when the Princess kissed the frog, she turned into a frog as well."

"Mama Odie was based on Ava Kay Jones, an ordained Voodoo Priestess who we met with in New Orleans. She told us that even though magic is part of the Voodoo religion, when people come to someone like her for help, she advises them to never use magic to solve their problems. That almost always backfires. Rather they should look inside themselves for the answers. Dr. Facilier was based on the New Orleans "Bokor". People who've broken away from the religion, made pacts with dark Voodoo spirits, and sell their magic for money. In terms of scariness, I think Facilier was handled similarly to our other villains like Ursula, Jafar, and Hades. We like scary stuff, but don't want to go too far. Some people thought Facilier was too scary."

"In earlier versions of our story, Mama Odie gave our heroine some gris-gris, herbal charms that got "energized" in the climax. We wound up rewriting that as our gris-gris felt like a bit of a deus ex machina. We do think of Facilier and his shadows as scary and were not trying to soft-pedal that. Some of his scariness we thought of as "funhouse" scary and not slasher film scary."

"Anika Noni Rose — Tiana"

"Bruno Campos — Prince Naveen"

"Keith David — Dr. Facilier"

"Michael-Leon Wooley — Louis the Gator"

"Jennifer Cody — Charlotte "Lottie" La Bouff"

"James J. Cummings — Ray the Firefly"

"Jenifer Lewis — Mama Odie"

"Peter Bartlett — Lawrence"

"John Goodman — Eli "Big Daddy" La Bouff"

"Oprah Winfrey — Eudora"

"Terrence Howard — James"

"Frank W. Welker — Stella"

"Dee Baker — Juju"

"Corey Burton Jerry Kernion — The Fenner Brothers"

"Kevin M. Richardson — Ian the Gator"

"Emeril Lagasse — Marlon the Gator"

"Honey, I'm seven non-fox years old. My father died at seven and a half. I don't want to live in a hole anymore. I'm going to do something about it. [Clicks on his radio...then starts eating his toast in a more animal-like manner]"

"What the cuss?! Where'd this giant fence come from?! We had a master plan!"

"Apple juice? We didn't come here for apple juice. This is some of the strongest, finest alcoholic cider money can buy or that can even be stolen. It burns in your throat, boils in your stomach, and tastes almost exactly like pure, melted gold."

"I guess we do have these three ugly farmers to thank for one thing: reminding us to be thankful and aware of each other. I'm gonna say it again: aware."

"Redemption? Sure. But in the end, he's just another dead rat in a garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant."

"My suicide mission has been canceled. We're replacing it with a go-for-broke rescue mission."

"[in his letter to the farmers] "Dear Farmers Boggis, Bunce, and Bean, I have no alternative but to agree to your terms. Move the station wagon and open the manhole cover below the foot of the drainpipe next to the cobbler shop, and meet me there today at 10 AM sharp. I will hand myself over to you in exchange for the boy's safe return. Cordially, Mr. Fox"."

"[To Frank Bean, as he prepares for the final battle] Your tractors uprooted my tree. Your posse hunted my family. Your gunmen kidnapped my nephew. Your rat insulted my wife... and YOU shot off my tail! I'm not leaving here without that necktie!"

"HOLY SWEARING CUSS!"

"[In the supermarket, offering a juice-box toast] They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum, but it's cool to the paw - try it. They say my tail needs to be dry cleaned twice a month, but now it's fully detachable - see? They say our tree may never grow back, but one day, something will. Yes, these crackles are made of synthetic goose and these giblets come from artificial squab and even these apples look fake - but at least they've got stars on them. I guess my point is, we'll eat tonight, and we'll eat together. And even in this not particularly flattering light, you are without a doubt the five and a half most wonderful wild animals I've ever met in my life. So let's raise our boxes - to our survival."

"[looks back at Mr. Fox and Kylie, suspiciously] If what I think is happening is happening... [pauses, then the scene zooms in on her] ...it better not be."

"We're all different... Him, especially. But there's something kind of fantastic about that, isn't there?"

"Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat?"

"Ah, yes. He's very clever, isn't he? Might be a bit difficult, I suppose. [shoots every light around in one fluid movement] But I already figured out where this fox lives. And tomorrow night, we’re gonna camp in the bushes, wait for him to come out of the hole in this tree, and shoot the cuss to smithereens. How does that grab you, fellas?"

"[after the shooting, as he picks up and eyes Mr. Fox's tail] We got the tail, but we missed the fox."

"That's just weak songwriting. You wrote a bad song, Petey! [flicks away his cigar and grimly storms off]"

"[shocked] They took everything? Let me call you back, Petey. [hangs up]"

"[to his wife while holding Kristofferson by his tail] Wrap this wet, little mutt in a newspaper, and put him in a box with some holes punched in the top."

"Based on the beloved book by Roald Dahl."

"Jason Schwartzman is The Muscle"

"George Clooney is The Brains"

"Meryl Streep is The Brains Behind The Brains"

"Willem Dafoe is The Rotter"

"Michael Gambon is The Scoundrel"

"Owen Wilson is The Whistle-Blower"

"Wally Wolodarsky is The Lookout"

"Dig the life fantastic."

"His life is fantastic... his wife is fantastic... his neighbors, not so fantastic."

"This year, forget super... ignore incredible... it's all about fantastic."

"He's one fox you can't out-fox."

"George Clooney - Mr. F.F. "Foxy" Fox"

"Meryl Streep - Felicity Fox"

"Jason Schwartzman - Ash Fox"

"Bill Murray - Clive Badger"

"Willem Dafoe - Rat"

"Owen Wilson - Coach Skip"

"Wally Wolodarsky - Kylie Sven Opossum"

"Eric Anderson - Kristofferson Silverfox"

"Michael Gambon - Franklin Bean"

"Jarvis Cocker - Petey"

"Wes Anderson - Stan Weasel"

"Karen Duffy - Linda Otter"

"Robin Hurlstone - Walter Boggis"

"Hugo Guinness - Nathan Bunce"

"Helen McCrory - Mrs. Bean"

"Juman Malouf - Agnes"

"Garth Jennings - Bean's Son"

"Brian Cox as Daniel Peabody"

"Tristan Oliver - Explosives Man"

"James Hamilton - Phil Mole"

"Steven M. Rales as Mr. Beaver"

"Jeremy Dawson - Mr. Beaver's Son"

"Adrien Brody - Rickity"

"Roman Coppola - Nelson Squirrel"

"Mario Batali - Mr. Rabbit"

"Rob Hersob - Pilot"

"Jennifer Furches - Dr. Badger"

"Allison Abbate - Mr. Rabbit's Ex-Girlfriend"

"Molly Copper - Rabbit Girl"

"Martin Ballard - Fire Chief"

"Get ready for Clifford's Biggest, Reddest, Most Amazing Movie!"

"John Ritter - Clifford the Big Red Dog"

"Wayne Brady - Shackelford"

"Kel Mitchell - T-Bone"

"Cree Summer - Cleo"

"Judge Reinhold - The Amazing Larry"

"Jenna Elfman - Dorothy the Cow"

"Wilmer Valderrama - Rodrigo"

"Jess Harnell - Dirk"

"John Goodman - George Wolfsbottom"

"Kath Soucie - Jetta Handover, Madison"

"Grey DeLisle - Emily-Elizabeth Howard, Caroline Howard"

"Nick Jameson - Sheriff Lewis"

"Cam Clarke - Mark Howard"

"Earl Boen - Horace Bleakman"

"Phil Proctor - Additional Voices"

"One Fur All & All Fur One."

"The Season Is Changing."

"Boyz 'N The Wood."

"The Odd Are About To Get Even."

"From Mild To Wild."

"Martin Lawrence - Boog the Bear"

"Ashton Kutcher - Elliot the Deer"

"Debra Messing - Park Ranger the Beth"

"Gary Sinise - Hunter the Shaw"

"Billy Connolly - McSquizzy"

"Patrick Warburton - Ian the Elk"

"And more..."

"[To his Minions] What did we do? Well, we stole the Times Square JumboTron! Nice. [all cheering] Ah? That's how I roll. Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh?! But that's not all! We stole the Statue of Liberty! [Minions cheer] The small one from Las Vegas. [Minions groan with disappointment] And I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower! Also Vegas."

"Now, we have located a shrink ray in a secret lab, and once we take this shrink ray, we will have the capability to pull off the true crime of the century! We... are going... to steal... [all the minions pull out weapons] Wait, wait! I have not told you what it is yet! [Dave the minion fires a missile that scatters another group of minions] Hey. Dave, listen up, please! [Dave looks down and murmurs in embarrassment; one of the singed minions walks over and punches Dave] Next, we are going to steal... [long pause] pause for effect… [opens skylight] ...THE MOON!"

"[repeated line, whenever he has an idea] Light bulb..."

"(to Dr. Nefario) Cookie robots! I said cookie robots! Ah, why... why are you so old?"

"Ok, my turn."

"[to Gru] I'm applying for a new villain loan, go by the name of... Vector! [no response] That's a mathematical term, a quantity represented by an arrow, composed of both direction and magnitude! [no response] Vector! That's me! Because I'm committing crimes, with both direction and magnitude! OH YEAH!"

"[to Gru] Check out my new weapon! Piranha gun! Oh yes! Fires live piranhas. Have you ever seen one before? No! That's because I invented it."

"[after shrinking his toilet to amuse himself] Aw, look at you, a little tiny toilet. [mumbling in baby-talk] For a little, tiny baby people toi— [toilet flies off pipe, resulting in it spraying water in his face] AAAAAH! CURSE YOU, TINY TOILET!"

"These aren’t pyjamas. It’s a warm-up suit."

"When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this would be more like Annie."

"[referring to the pancake that Gru baked for her] Yes! Mine's shaped like a dead guy!"

"[Gru is applying for a loan] Let's say this apple is you. If we don't start getting our money back… [viciously crushes the apple] Get the picture? [Gru gulps nervously]"

"It's Over. Goodbye, Gru."

"Aah! Oh my gosh! Look at that fluffy unicorn! He is so fluffy, I'm going to die!"

"It's so fluffy!"

"He's gonna kick your butt!"

"Does this count as annoying? [pats her face rapidly] [Gru: Very!]"

"Don't let her take us, Mr. Gru! Tell her you wanna keep us!"

"Sergio’s character was gothic, although he had the trappings of other things; he sort of looked like Dracula and he had these big, hulking, ogre-like henchmen. As a departure from the original pitch, we sort of went into the world of James Bond, thinking of characters like Goldfinger and obviously the Bond-ian world of technology."

"Superbad. Superdad."

"Being good is so overrated."

"Some call him bad; they call him dad. (British tagline)"

"Who is afraid of the Big Bad Gru? (French tagline)"

"Just because he is a bad guy, does not mean he's a bad guy."

"From Chris Meledandri, executive producer of Ice Age, Ice Age 2 and Horton Hears a Who."

"What if the world's greatest super-villain, was also your dad?"

"His gadgets, despicable... his tiny army, despicable... his new family, not despicable."

"It's hard to balance work and family, but this summer, one dad will give it his best shot."

"Steve Carell - Gru"

"Jason Segel - Vector"

"Russell Brand - Dr. Nefario"

"Julie Andrews - Marlena Gru (credited as "Gru's Mom")"

"Will Arnett - Mr. Perkins"

"Kristen Wiig - Ms. Hattie"

"Miranda Cosgrove - Margo"

"Dana Gaier - Edith"

"Elsie Fisher - Agnes"

"Pierre Coffin, Chris Renaud, and Jemaine Clement - The Minions"

"Jack McBrayer - Justin's Dad, Carnival Barker"

"Ken Jeong - Talk Show Host"

"Danny McBride - Fred McDade"

"Mindy Kaling - Justin's Mom"

"Rob Huebel - Anchorman, Newscaster"

"Ken Daurio - Egyptian Guard"

"Frank Welker - Kyle (uncredited)"

"Harrison Chad as Tarzan"

"Glenn Close as Kala"

"Brenda Grate as Terk"

"Harrison Fahn as Tantor"

"Lance Henriksen as Kerchak"

"George Carlin as Zugor"

"Estelle Harris as Mama Gunda"

"Brad Garrett as Uto"

"Ron Perlman as Kago"

"One adventure will change two worlds."

"Tobey Maguire - Toothless (The Night Fury)"

"Jay Baruchel - Hiccup"

"America Ferrera - Astrid"

"Gerard Butler - Stoick the Vast"

"Craig Ferguson - Gobber"

"Jonah Hill - Snotlout"

"Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fishlegs"

"T. J. Miller - Tuffnut"

"Kristen Wiig - Ruffnut"

"David Tennant - Spitelout"

"Donkey, what's going on? Do you know were Fiona is?"

"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!"

"Happy birthday, Farkle! Fergus, my little man! And Felicia, sweetheart, I believe this is yours."

"The Final Chapter"

"It is not ogre– till it is ogre"

"There is a new king in town"

"Bake no prisoners (Gingerbread Man tagline)"

"The fairy tale is ogre (Princess Fiona tagline)"

"Waffles in the face of danger (Donkey tagline)"

"Feed me! If you dare! (Puss in Boots tagline)"

"Where my witches at? (Rumpelstiltskin tagline)"

"What the Shrek just happened? (Shrek tagline)"

"Mike Myers — Shrek"

"Eddie Murphy — Donkey"

"Cameron Diaz — Princess Fiona"

"Antonio Banderas — Puss in Boots"

"Julie Andrews — Queen Lillian"

"John Cleese — King Harold"

"Walt Dohrn — Rumpelstiltskin, Pied Piper, Krekraw Ogre, Priest"

"Jon Hamm — Brogan"

"Jane Lynch — Gretched"

"Craig Robinson — Cookie"

"Lake Bell — Patrol Witch, Wagon Witch #2"

"Kathy Griffin — Dancing Witch, Wagon Witch #1"

"Mary Kay Place — Guard Witch"

"Kristen Schaal — Pumpkin Witch, Palace Witch"

"Conrad Vernon — Gingy/The Muffin Man"

"Cody Cameron — Pinocchio/the Three Pigs"

"Aron Warner — Big Bad Wolf"

"Miles Christopher Bakshi — Fergus, Villager Kid"

"Jasper Johannes Andrews Ollie Mitchell — Farkle, Fergus"

"Nina Zoe Bakshi — Felicia, Tourist Girl, Villager Girl"

"Frank Welker — Dragon, Dronkeys"

"Mike Mitchell — Tour Guide, Camp Ogre, Ogre Naysayer, Baba Witch, Melty Witch, Witch Guard #2, and Butter-pants"

"Chris Miller — Magic Mirror/Geppetto"

"Larry King — Doris"

"Regis Philbin — Mabel"

"Ryan Seacrest — Butter-pants' father"

"Frank Welker — George"

"Will Ferrell — Ted"

"Drew Barrymore — Maggie"

"Dick van Dyke — Mr. Bloomsberry"

"David Cross — Junior"

"Eugene Levy — Clovis"

"Joan Plowright — Ms. Plushbottom"

"Ed O'Ross — Ivan"

"Good morning, everyone."

"Well, you can do what you like. We're not gonna give up hope."

"You know, guys, we are gonna need some kind of shelter."

"[as Blanky blows away by a storm] BLANKY!!"

"Plug into the adventure!"

"Journey into the city of light!"

"A little toaster will go on a very big adventure."

"Plug into the fun!"

"Perfect movie for children."

"Deanna Oliver as Brave Little Toaster"

"Timothy E. Day as Blanky / Young Rob"

"Tim Stack as Lampy / Zeke"

"Jon Lovitz as Radio"

"Thurl Ravenscroft as Kirby Old Vacuum"

"Wayne Kaatz as Master Rob McGroarty"

"Phil Hartman as Air Conditioner / Hanging Lamp"

"Joe Ranft as Pirate Elmo St. Peters / Scary Clown"

"Colette Savage as Chris Caft"

"Jerry Rees as the singing voice of Radio"

"Randy Bennett as Tandy"

"Jim Jackman as Plugsy"

"Jonathan Benair as Black and White T.V."

"Judy Toll as Mish-Mash / Pierce"

"Mindy Stern as Johnson / Tola McGroarty / Taft"

"Randall William Cook as Entertainment Complex"

"Louis Conti as Spanish Announcer"

"[sees Woody in pile of toys he will give away to Bonnie] Now Woody... he's been my pal as long as I can remember. He's brave, like a cowboy should be, and kind and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special is that he'll never give up on you. Ever. He'll be there for you, no matter what. You think you can take care of him for me? [Bonnie nods] Okay. [gives Woody to Bonnie, who smiles and hugs Woody]"

"Tom Hanks as Woody"

"Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear"

"Joan Cusack as Jessie"

"Ned Beatty as Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear"

"Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head"

"Michael Keaton as Ken"

"Wallace Shawn as Rex"

"John Ratzenberger as Hamm"

"Blake Clark as Slinky Dog"

"Estelle Harris as Mrs. Potato Head"

"John Morris as Andy"

"Jodi Benson as Barbie"

"Emily Hahn as Bonnie"

"Laurie Metcalf as Mrs. Davis"

"Teddy Newton as Chatter Telephone"

"Bud Luckey as Chuckles"

"Beatrice Miller as Molly"

"Javier Fernandez-Peña as Spanish Buzz"

"Timothy Dalton as Mr. Pricklepants"

"Lori Alan as Bonnie's Mom"

"Kristen Schaal as Trixie"

"Jeff Garlin as Buttercup"

"Bonnie Hunt as Dolly"

"John Cygan as Twitch"

"Jeff Pidgeon as Aliens"

"Whoopi Goldberg as Stretch"

"Jack Angel as Chunk"

"R. Lee Ermey as Sarge"

"All I ever wanted is a little patch of green."

"I'm not like other trolls. I'm different, you know, I like beautiful things! like flowers."

"Don't you know that dreams are fragile things?"

"[sings]: I like to close my eyes, / so my heart can plainly see / right through the way things are / clear to the way they ought to be! / A place safe and sunlit, and serene; / And absolutely green!"

"[sings]: Welcome, to my world; / A little world apart / A place where dreams are made / with wishes from...my...heart! / Welcome, to my world; / there's such a lovely view. / If you believe in dreams / then you will see...it...too! / It's a gift, to be able to imagine / And may your dream come true! / It's a gift, of a very special kind / And I give that gift, to you! / Take it, and begin / And let your heart behold / A wonderland I've dreamed more valuable than gold. / Welcome, to my world; / A little world apart / A place where dreams are made / with wishes from...my...heart! / Welcome...to...my...world!"

"I'm going to win the race!"

"You can't stop me, Stanley!"

"I will cheat at the race and I'll place a curse upon the entire world!"

"'Tis done!"

"Jolly good day for a race, what?"

"What do we have here? A boy and a girl."

"[repeated lines] Hang on, Rosie! Hang on!"

"Stop saying that! He can't be a troll, because there's no such thing...as...trolls. Uh oh, talking flowers! This is weird. Come on, Rosie; we've gotta go home."

"You know what, Stanley? You'll never have a dream come true, and you know why? Because you just too scared to fight for what you believed in. You're a coward!"

"[Sentry] Oh, for a minute, I thought I saw one of them, um, um, uh, flower things. That's a relief. I'd sure hate to have to tell the queen. Oh, well, have a rotten day! [walks off, singing] I'm a bad troll, a very bad troll..."

"[Patrol Captain] You did this? Right under the queen's nose? And for your crime, you'll be going before the number-one flower-hater in the land: Gnorga!"

"[repeated line] Troll!"

"Butterfly!"

"[repeated line] Gus!"

"[to Gnorga] You're a booger!"

"'Bye, Stanley."

"The spectacular adventure of a magical troll who teaches two children that when you believe in yourself... You can do anything!"

"Believe in Yourself and You Can Do Anything!"

"Dom DeLuise - Stanley"

"Phillip Glasser - Gus"

"Tawny Sunshine Glover - Rosie"

"Cloris Leachman - Queen Gnorga"

"Charles Nelson Reilly - King Llort"

"Jonathen Pryce - Alan"

"Hayley Mills - Hillary"

"[narrating] This is one of my favorite once-upon-a-times, although I'm not quite sure which time it was once upon. But it had been so nice and summery in the Hundred Acre Wood and the sunshine was as warm as a blanket. And the streams were gurgling happily. As - as happily as a tumbly full of honey, hoo, which is very happy. But all that changed when... the stranger came. [sound of heffalump trumpeting]"

"The heffalump ate my honey. Well actually, I did, but it made me do it."

"[narrating] You know, we never really did capture a heffalump that day. It was more like... like Lumpy captured all of us."

"Heffa nice day."

"There's something new in the Hundred Acre Wood"

"So much fun it could only fit on the big screen."

"Jim Cummings — Winnie-the-Pooh / Tigger"

"Nikita Hopkins — Roo"

"Kyle Stanger — Lumpy the Heffalump an Elephant"

"Peter Cullen — Eeyore the Donkey"

"Kath Soucie — Kanga"

"John Fiedler — Piglet"

"Ken Sansom — Rabbit"

"Brenda Blethyn — Mama Heffalump"

"Lyon Smith - Narrator"

"Deanna Oliver as Toaster"

"Timothy Stack as Lampy"

"Roger Kabler as Radio"

"Eric Lloyd as Blanky"

"Thurl Ravenscroft as Kirby"

"Brian Doyle-Murray as Wittgenstein"

"Chris Young as Rob"

"Jessica Tuck as Chris"

"Alfre Woodard as Maisie"

"Andy Milder as Ratso"

"Jonathan Benair as Jim Bob"

"Eddie Bracken as Sebastian"

"Andrew Daly as Mugratroid"

"Eddie Deezen as Charlie"

"Patti Edwards as Lab Computer"

"Victoria Jackson as Mouse"

"Marc Allen Lewis as Security Guard"

"Ross Mapletoft as Modem"

"Kevin Meaney as Computer"

"Jay Mohr as Mack"

"Danny Nucci as Alberto"

"[first lines] ?"

"This is a good character-building moment. Elliot, remember you are a wild animal toughing it out! I'll find Mr. Weenie all by myself! I don't need anybody! And I definitely don't need a girlfriend! So what if she tucks me in at night, or listens to my problems? Makes really good pine-cone crunchies, or rubs my head when I have sickies?! Criminy, what have I done?! Giselle!"

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. [Deni: Everybody, duck!] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! [Screams Echoes and Giselle Gasps]"

"As my single life ends, finishes, expires, perishes, goes down in a bizarre ball of flames with no survivors!"

"Why not? [Boog: I said" Elliot. Look, It all of this now?]"

"[shivers] Cold. So cold."

"[to Boog; off-screen] Boog, watch out of the hunters in the waterslide!"

"Come on, now. Simmer down, y'all."

"We didn't give up on them hunters when they invaded the forest! We can't give up on our friend Weenie!"

"Giselle, we gotta stick together out here. We're partners, right?"

"Roberto, my main man, I appreciate the help out there."

"You guys need a little space? Okay."

"Elliot! Weenie! Thank goodness you're safe!"

"Alright, alright, Elliot, enough about your new rack already, man. [Mr. Squizzy: Aye! Give it a rest, you freak of nature!]"

"Elliot, don't look!"

"Come on, Weenie, Snap it out."

"Boog! I'm Boog!"

"McSquizzy? He doesn't even like you!"

"Elliot, relax. Now let's get a move on, man."

"You think you so tough?"

"That just ain't right."

"You are nuts!"

"This is not gonna work!"

"What are you doing?!"

"I'm a Grizzly. No biggie. We'll just walk right in."

"Look, just like that little guy. (Cuts to a Rabbit that got in Pet Paradiso) [Man on Speaker: Wild Animal Breach!!] (Rabbit Gets shot by Tranquilizer darts.)"

"Now where's that Weenie?"

"[to Mr. Weenie] Come here, you!"

"When did you start thinking McSquizzy was your BFF?"

"That's it. I'm going home."

"Oh, Elliot. That's the most romantic thing you ever--"

"Okay. Who's got the next brilliant idea?"

"No she's not! You are!"

"That's crap!"

"Hey, does anyone know where we are? Eh, didn't think so!"

"Oye! Give it a rest ya freak of nature!"

"Yeah! And without her, we never would've found Weenie and that giant tin canned thing!"

"OYE! You're goin' the wrong way ya choob!"

"Aye! We could tunnel our way in!"

"Oh there's a great idea! A one-pound bag of crazy, liftin' a 1200-pound bag of lazy!"

"Why you got me sick! [Start retching then vomits]"

"I don't worry weenie, I'll rescue you!"