"And I am better off alone, by myself. A fortress of solitude, in the ice, forever. A lone, lonely, loner."

"[being pursued by an angry musk ox after pulling its privates] I thought you were a female!"

"Boy, you really gave Daddy a scare! Daddy got silly! Daddy fall down cliff and go "boom, boom, boom!" Silly Daddy. Yeah."

"Guys do not talk to guys about guy problems, they just punch each other on the shoulder."

"After we save Sid, I am going to kill him."

"Sid, whatever you're doing, it is a bad idea."

"[to Ellie; referring to Buck] Maybe the deranged hermit has a point."

"That's our cue. Come on, Peaches."

"[to Manny] This is the world our baby is going to grow up in, you cannot change that."

"No! I am too young to be eaten!"