"And I am better off alone, by myself. A fortress of solitude, in the ice, forever. A lone, lonely, loner."

"[being pursued by an angry musk ox after pulling its privates] I thought you were a female!"

"Boy, you really gave Daddy a scare! Daddy got silly! Daddy fall down cliff and go "boom, boom, boom!" Silly Daddy. Yeah."

"After we save Sid, I am going to kill him."

"Sid, whatever you're doing, it is a bad idea."

"[to Ellie; referring to Buck] Maybe the deranged hermit has a point."

"That's our cue. Come on, Peaches."

"[to Manny] This is the world our baby is going to grow up in, you cannot change that."

"[seeing the tropical paradise] We have been living above an entire world, and we did not even know it!"

"No! I am too young to be eaten!"