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April 10, 2026
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"Dylan and Cole Sprouse as Julian McGrath"
"Adam Sandler as Sonny Koufax"
"Once you adopt a kid, you've got to keep him."
"Nature called. Look who answered."
"[drops a can in a supermarket] Dented cans are half-price. Microsoft went down 3 points. We gotta save some money."
"The boy just won't quit peeing and throwing up. He's like a cocker spaniel!"
"Having a kid is great...As long as his eyes are closed, and he's not moving or speaking."
"I thought I had a mother lined up for him, but she's busy banging the Pepperidge Farm guy."
"Vanessa, you're a HOOTER'S girl?"
"[About Demolition Man's predictions of the future:] What is completely spot on [...] is the idea that laws have shifted away from the protection of individual rights and any sane theory of justice towards controlling people's behavior for the 'greater good', as envisioned by this society's elites."
"Glenn Shadix - Associate Bob"
"Benjamin Bratt - Officer Alfredo Garcia, SAPD"
"Bob Gunton - Chief George Earle, SAPD"
"Denis Leary - Edgar Friendly"
"Nigel Hawthorne - Dr. Raymond Cocteau"
"Wesley Snipes - Simon Phoenix"
"Sandra Bullock - Lt. Lenina Huxley, SAPD"
"Sylvester Stallone - Sgt. John Spartan, LAPD"
"John Spartan - the world's most dangerous cop. Simon Phoenix - the world's most ruthless criminal. The 21st Century wasn't prepared for either of them...and it isn't big enough for both of them."
"The battle begins October 4th."
"The future isn't big enough for the both of them."
"The 21st Century's most dangerous cop. The 21st Century's most ruthless criminal."
"[explaining to Spartan why the Scraps live underground] You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese, okay? I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jell-O all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've seen the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Mayer Wiener." You live up top, you live Cocteau's way: what he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other choice: come down here... and maybe starve to death."
"[Upon learning that commercial jingles are now considered popular music] Somebody put me back in the fridge."
"When a man like Phoenix has a gun to your head, ten seconds is nine and a half seconds longer than you live."
"Kim McGuire - Mona "Hatchet-Face" Malnorowski"
"Traci Lords - Wanda Woodward"
"Ricki Lake - Pepper Walker, Cry-Baby's sister"
"Susan Tyrrell - Ramona Rickettes, Cry-Baby's grandmother"
"Iggy Pop - Uncle Belvedere Rickettes"
"Polly Bergen - Mrs. Vernon-Williams"
"Amy Locane - Allison Vernon-Williams"
"Johnny Depp - Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker"
"He's a doll. He's a dreamboat. He's a delinquent."
"Good girls want him bad. Bad girls want him worse."
"Too young to be square... Too tough to be shocked... Too late to be saved"
"Milton's Father: Let Jesus Christ be your gang-leader!"
"Susie Q: Ma, I swiped six hubcaps like a big girl!"
"You got it, Allison. You got it raaaaaw."
"You've made me the happiest juvenile delinquent in Baltimore!"
"Steve Buscemi as Homeless Man"
"Tiger: Alright, fat man, leave the little guy alone! What do you think this is, a YMCA?"
"John Everson - Tiger"
"Treat Williams - Michael Brick"
"Paul B. Price - Claude Perkins"
"F. Murray Abraham - Chris"
"Kaye Ballard - Vivian Proclo"
"Jerry Stiller - Carmine Vespucci"
"Rita Moreno - Googie Gomez"
"Jack Weston - Gaetano Proclo"