"Well... I'm already wanted for attempted murder, escaping from jail, and blowing up an aircraft. Breaking and entering sounds right up my alley. Let's kick some butt, shall we?"

"Not so fast!"

"Mr. Van Dough, you're fired!"

"If I had my choice of weapons with you, Sir, I'd choose grammar."

"Jonathan Hilario - Pee Wee"

"[Annoyed with his chauffeur after stepping out of his limo and into a puddle] 37-and-a-half miles of driveway, and you park in the 5 feet with a puddle!"

"Jerry Nelson -"

"Bill Barretta"

"Kevin Clash -"

"Steve Whitmire -"

"Frank Oz - :"

"Dave Goelz -"

"Enough with this singing! Rum! I need rum, lads! I've got a horrors! Give me rum! Rum 'til I float!"

"THE BLACK SPOT!!"

"The Black Spot's a pirate's death sentence! They'll be coming to kill me... TONIGHT!!"

"Oh, aye. Fifteen men went ashore that day...and only Flint, his own self, returned. Oh, aye, and then old Flinty...up and died afore they could get back to that cursed island, and dig up the treasure. No one knows to this day who has old Flint's map. Now, isn't that a story worth the hearing?"

"Burton Gilliam - Roy Bacon"

"Bruno Mars - Little Elvis"

"(last words) Aye! But also... beware of running with scissors or any other pointy objects, it's all good fun until somebody loses an EYYYYYEEE!!"

"I was Flint's first mate that voyage...three days east of Tortola in the Caribie, Flint knew an island. That's where we buried the treasure. Gold and blood; they were Flint's trademarks. He'd leave both behind him, that day."

"John Capodice - Sally Molars"

"Robert Costanzo - Sidney Tomashefsky"

"Anne Bancroft - Bea Singer"

"Johnny Williams - Johnny Sandwich"

"Kevin Bishop - Jim Hawkins"

"Seymour Cassel - Tony Cataracts"

"Pat Morita - Mahi Mahi"

"Tony Shalhoub - Buddy Walker"

"It's a love that's All Shook Up!"

"James Caan - Tommy Korman"

"Nicolas Cage - Jack Singer"

"A comedy about one bride, two grooms, and a wedding party you won't believe."