"[picks up Oddball] Without spots, you're just not worth the trouble. Chop-chop! [throws Oddball on conveyor belt, and laughs evilly, thinking she killed Oddball.] And now, to my coat! [Oddball appears, alive and well, shocking Cruella and a dalmatian hits a switch making Cruella go into an oven.]"

"[Alonzo: Um, wouldn't you be more c-comfortable in the c-car? [Cruella screams and pants as her claws return] Ella?] Not Ella. Ella's gone. And Cruella's back! [cackling] [in next scene] Pull! Pull! Stand aside, worm! [moves Alonzo and rips off the planks by hand while screaming. Afterwards, she opens the doors, and falls on the fur coats] Oh, mommy's home, and I'll never leave you again!"

"Hugh Fraser - Frederick"

"Mark Williams - Horace"

"John Shrapnel - Skinner"

"Gaw, I just realized I'm not a rottweiler after all! I'm a retriever!"

"Tim McInnerny - Alonzo"

"Jeff Daniels - Roger Dearly"

"Joely Richardson - Anita Campbell-Green Dearly"

"Joan Plowright - Nanny"

"Glenn Close - Cruella de Vil"

"[chewing through floorboards] Tastes just like chicken."

"Hugh Laurie - Jasper"

"And now for the topper. You may now kick the bride."

"[referring to Cruella] I'm beginning to dislike this woman."

"[referring to Cruella] She's changed."

"Jon Daly - Greg Coleman"

"Neil Casey - Broken Man"

"Ellie Kemper - Jamie"

"Matt Walsh - Jim"

"Bobby Moynihan - Jordy"

"Peter Saati - Leroy Maddox"

"Dominic Dierkes - Charlie Day"

"Aubrey Plaza - Kelly Peters"

"Daphne Ciccarelle - Brianna Peters"

"Glenn Kalison - Robert Finney"

"You remind me a little of me. You know what I'm going to call you from now on, "Little Me". I just came up with that right now."

"Paying you in advance, buddy!"

"Donald Glover - Jason Rogers"

"Hey! Are you squeezing that bread? We had a deal! We had a deal you fucking animal! What the f...ah dude, did you fuck this bread? You fucked the shit out of this bread. You don't fuck bread. Every fucking thing!"

"DC Pierson - Duncan Wheeler"

"When I was fifteen years old, when I got this job, I said to myself, "I am going to work here until the day that I kill myself.""

"John Lutz - Frank"

"We're keeping evidence from the police, okay? We could go to jail! You know what happens in jail? No T.V.!"

"Goodnight sweet hobo. May your bindle be heavy with treasures, but your heart be light with song."

"Decorative pillows? What is this, the White House?"

"Looks like we've got a long night of cocaine ahead of us."

"The door's locked! McGinty, you clever dog!"

"If any teachers ask where Eric went, tell them that three grown-ups took him off the playground to teach him a lesson about sticking his finger in things."

"Paper plates? Are you expecting the pope?"

"Sorry I'm late, everybody. My science teacher says my thesis needs to prove something... but I think listing all the dinosaurs proves there was a lot of dinosaurs."

"Frank! Sometimes I wish you didn't beat that cancer. I really do."

"Oh okay, so we're definitely not just taking off clothes then, gotcha'."

"There's something fishy going on down at the sardine factory! I think it's fish!"

"Serena Berman - Young Dot"

"Ben Stein - Economics Teacher"