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"[in a dream sequence to Dream Sharon] Sorry I had to slap you around, but you got hysterical when I said, "No more.""
"[voiceover, after watching Casablanca] Who am I kidding? I'm not like that. I never was, I never will be. . . . That's strictly the movies."
"[to Linda Christie] I had to go to Washington once when I was married, and though I was the one leaving, I got sick, and when I returned, my wife threw up."
"Diane Keaton - Linda Christie"
"Mark Gordon - Vince"
"Micil Murphy - Frank"
"Minnow Moskowitz - Joe Agneta"
"Nate Jacobson - The Judge"
"Rebel Wilson - Becky"
"Kirsten Dunst - Regan"
"Lizzy Caplan - Gena"
"Isla Fisher - Katie"
"[her wedding dress is missing] This is all fucked up. I'm gonna walk in wearing my pajamas like I'm fucking Michael Jackson."
"Adam Scott - Clyde"
"[after ripping the wedding dress] Okay. We- you know what? We're just gonna hide it. We're gonna have to make it look as if somebody just, you know, they broke in and they stole it."
"[explain how he's been to a strip club] Hence why I know that for a fact, this gets really just awkward once you get there. You never know what exactly to do. It's weird getting a lap dance in front of other people."
"Kyle Bornheimer - Joe"
"James Marsden - Trevor"
"Dwight Howard, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Jennifer "JWoww" Farley, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio and Samantha "Sweetheart" Giancola as themselves"
"Isaih Mustafa as Moe's Hip Executive"
"Kate Upton as Sister Bernice"
"Justin Lopez as Peter"
"Kirby Heyborne as Theodore J. "Teddy" Harter (Ling's husband and the adoptive father of Murph, Peezer & Weezer)"
"Carly Craig as Mrs. Harter"
"Craig Bierko as Mac"
"Antonio Sabà to, Jr. as Bobby"
"SofÃa Vergara as Lydia"
"Jennifer Hudson as Sister Rosemary"
"Lin Shaye as Nursery Nurse"
"Brian Doyle-Murray as Monsignor Ratliffe"
"Will Sasso as Curly"
"Jane Lynch as Mother Superior"
"Caitlin Colford as Nun"
"Larry David as Sister Mary-Mengele"
"Kerry Shale - Le Pelt's Assistant"
"[points at Snooki's Guiness beer hat] Just because she is wearing a "Genius" hat, does not mean she is one."
"Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe"
"Carol MacReady - Agnes"
"Stephen Collins as Mr. Harter"
"Sean Hayes as Larry"
"Ioan Gruffudd - Kevin Shepherd"
"Alice Evans - Chloe Simon"
"Tim McInnerny - Alonzo"
"Glenn Close - Cruella de Vil"
"It's A Dog's Life."
"Meet Two Unlikely Heroes With A Bone To Pick."
"David Horovitch - Dr. Pavlov"
"The dalmatians reign. Thanksgiving."
"[referring to Cruella] I'm beginning to dislike this woman."
"[referring to Cruella] She's changed."