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April 10, 2026
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"A sure thing comes once in a lifetime... but the real thing lasts forever."
"He's onto a sure thing . . . but ends up on the funniest journey to romance you've ever seen."
"John Cusack - Walter "Gib" Gibson"
"Daphne Zuniga - Allison Bradbury"
"Anthony Edwards - Lance"
"Tim Robbins - Gary Cooper"
"Boyd Gaines - Jason"
"Nicollette Sheridan - The Sure Thing"
"Viveca Lindfors - Professor Taub"
"Lisa Jane Persky - Mary Ann Webster"
"Fran Ryan - Lady in Car"
"Larry Hankin - Trucker"
"Sarah Buxton - Sharon"
"Robert Bauer - Moke"
"I'm not usually this much fun!"
"To anyone who has ever been dumped and to anyone who has ever been fired...when I say screw you say you..."
"What happened to "what's mine is yours baby.." we're married now...remember?"
"(Morning after the drunk wedding) What's mine is yours! Me coffee su coffee, haha..."
"(To Doctor Twitchell at councilling) Her candles smell awesome!"
"(To Joy before she leaves for work) Don't get hit by a bus. (Door closes) Or do. Whatever."
"I'd rather do nothing and be happy than do something I know I don't love."
"(To Joy when she sees the bathroom) Don't throw all of that hair away. I'm saving it up to make you something special... like a hat... or a sweater."
"Oh yeah this is happening (said while peeing in the kitchen sink) oh, and by the way, it's your day on dishes"
"Yeah that's a little bit of me...and some other people. (Response when Joy says his bed stinks)"
"We got robbed...the only thing they took was the door.. (shrugs shoulders)"
"Did you just make a plan to make a plan?"
"Look! Stripper, you are kind of a disgusting skank. (To tipper)"
"Uh...I, I don't have my glasses..."
"Lavender. Get on my head!"
"She is a wily temptress...and what do wily temptress do? They tempt you, in a wily temptress way...and then play you."
"They should make a law about what a bad lawyer I am...then again I wouldn't know about it"
"Now that you aren't married anymore...can I get her number...(pause)..ok maybe later"
"Do you even know how to drive an automatic?"
"You I don't like and your friend, I want to cut him"
"Your friend wouldn't know a good time if it sat on his face"
"Like seriously, I like threw up in my own purse."
"They ring the door bell and when he answers they JUNK-punch him right up in his man-business, and while he lying there on the floor writhing in pain asking "Why?", they answer. "YOU know why.." (nods smiling at her plan)"
"You took yourself out of the game."
"And where's that, Jack? The starting line? Cause I got news for you buddy, the gun already went off!"
"I can totally do this! (Gasps after seeing the bathroom) I can't do this."
"Colin Hanks - Oliver"
"Anna Faris - Shelley Darlington"
"Bodaciously Going Where No Bunny Has Gone Before... College."
"Brains. Beauty. Bravery. These girls got it all... They just don't know it yet."
"They wanted a role model. They got a Playmate."
"For the girls of ZETA house, college life was no party, until Shelley showed up."
"I'm just walking around in the body God and Dr. Borkman gave me."
"A brothel? Oh, I'm not looking to make soup."
"I like that word...Man Hole."
"OWW!! BITCH SUCK!!!"