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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"I gotta meet this fricken bird!"
"Your biceps are huge! Kiss me!"
"Kindness is just love with its work boots on."
"President...of the United States. Of America. 50 States, if you count Hawaii. Most people do. I'm definitely pro-Hawaii."
"SWEET BALLS!!!"
"The eyes are the nipples of the face."
"Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi? Because I'm not that hungry."
"Youth today, going to hell in a wheelbarrow!"
"I run a no-nonsense organization."
"SOY SAUCE!!!"
"(repeated line) Sad to be all alone in the world."
"(silent movie caption) Mrs. Meers certainly insists on a snowy wash."
"A lot can happen in 7 days. Just read the bible."
"Dear Mr. Hudson:"
"(repeated line) Raspberries!"
"Love has everything to do with it."
"Owen Benjamin - Marvin"
"Rachel Specter - Courtney"
"Sarah Wright - Ashley"
"Tyson Ritter - Colby"
"Monet Mazur - Cassandra"
"Kimberly Makkouk - Tanya"
"Dana Goodman - Carrie Mae"
"Nick Swardson - Photographer"
"Kiely Williams - Lilly"
"Rumer Willis - Joanne"
"Katharine McPhee - Harmony"
"Leslie Del Rosario - Sienna"
"Beverly D'Angelo - Mrs. Hagstrom"
"Christopher McDonald - Dean Simmons"
"Kat Dennings - Mona"
"Emma Stone - Natalie"
"A penny for your thoughts. Got the idea boys. You follow me?"
"Jane Krakowski - Mother (Screaming)"
"David Castro - Pedro"
"Krysten Ritter - Gina"
"Maulik Pancholy - Trent"
"Brian Kerwin - Hal Nichols"
"Edward Burns - George"
"Malin Ackerman - Tess Nichols"
"Judy Greer - Casey"
"James Marsden - Kevin Doyle"
"Katherine Heigl - Jane Nichols"
"If it was the right thing to do, you'd feel better right now."
"Ooh, you clean up good. I might even be into you."
"Hey, do you wanna come over to my place before the party? Some of the guys from Shipping are coming and they're bringing tequila and bubble wrap."
"What good is it being appreciated if no one is naked?"
"He asks if you want a drink. You smile and say, "Vodka soda". If you already have a drink, you down it. Then there's some flirting, some interoffice sex, an accidental pregnancy, a shotgun wedding, and a life of bliss. How many times do we have to go over this?"
"That's great. I spend two days in bed with a guy and you get flowers."
"I cried like a baby at the Keller wedding."