"Everything seems like nothing to me now, 'cause I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in hell. I don't care if you burn in hell. The past and the future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothing. I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you - and me."

"Cher - Loretta Castorini"

"I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride!"

"Nicolas Cage - Ronny Cammareri"

"That woman didn't leave you, OK. You can't see what you are, and I see everything... You are a wolf!... That woman was a trap for you. She caught you and you couldn't get away. So you, you chewed off your own foot. That was the price you had to pay for your freedom... And now, now you're afraid because you know the big part of you is a wolf that has the courage to bite off its own hand to save itself from the trap of the wrong love. That's why there's been no woman since that wrong woman. OK? You're scared to death of what the wolf would do if you try and make that mistake again!"

"Olympia Dukakis - Rose Castorini"

"Bring me the big knife, I'm gonna cut my throat."

"You don't have to pretend like you like me. I've had enough charity to last a lifetime."

"(to Mary) One of the reasons I came back was to remember why I started dancing in the first place. When I'm dancing with you, I'm starting to remember."

"You know what really sucks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyways 'cause you think he might turn out to be different."

"Dominique: You are gonna clean this room spotless in 30 minutes. Rod! [Rod leaves the room and holds his head-Dominique just threw a shrimp at him] [Dominique turns back to Mary] And your phone privileges are suspended for an entire month! Cough it up! [Mary hands over her cell and Dominique glares at her] Clean!"

"Peter Egan - Victor Ellis"

"Holland Taylor - Bunny"

"Da Funk: [Brit and Bree do really bad dances] Hahahah, did you guys see that? That was just terrible. Thank God that's over."

"Jolyon James - Woody"

"Jeremy Sheffield - Jeffrey"

"Tami: I love drama! It's so dramatic!"

"Sarah Parish - TJ"

"Dermot Mulroney - Nick Mercer"

"Amy Adams - Amy"

"Jack Davenport - Edward Fletcher-Wooten"

"[after seeing Nick wink] Oh God. I think I've just come."

"Will someone buy my Hoo-Ha a drink?"

"[to Kat, about Jeffrey and Nick] Darling, why spend anymore time on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie-Me-Down is standing right over there?"

"[about Nick] Can you believe Kat gets to shag this guy? No, really, you should send God a bottle of wine or a quiche or something."

"I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else."

"Debra Messing - Kat Ellis"

"[to Kat and Amy] The only thing that you two have in common is that you're both secretly attracted to me."

"A wedding is a sacrament... a joyous celebration of love and commitment. In Utopia. In the real world... it's an excuse to drink excessively and say things you shouldn't say."

"[to Kat] Let me teach you a trick: if you look people in the eye, they won't notice what you're wearing."

"Oh, I should warn you. You know those families where everyone's out of their minds, but at the end of the day they're you family, so you love them? Mine's not like that. I love my dad, but since he's my stepdad, he's technically not family. He's more like a hostage."

"[at the Bachelorette Party] Well thank you for including me in this timeless feminine ritual. Here's to the husbands who've won you, the losers who've lost you, and the lucky bastards who've yet to meet you."