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April 10, 2026
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"Gail O'Grady as Laura"
"Noah Munck as Student"
"Keith David as Danny"
"Howard Hesseman as Mr. Horowitz"
"Luenell as Protestor's Wife"
"Jordan Morris as Protestor Winston"
"Ken Jeong as Angus Tran"
"DJ Qualls as Howard"
"Thomas Haden Church as Hartman Hughes"
"Katy Mixon as Elizabeth"
"Beth Grant as Mrs. Horowitz"
"Hi there! I like your boots"
"Howard, Mary, Mary, Howard"
"Mary, don't change for anyone."
"I love apples, i do"
"OK, Stalker"
"oh she's got a machete, where the hell did she get a machete"
"thank the good lord for the bedazzler"
"she is going to carve my eyes out, shes gonna cut my feet off!!!!!"
"You Said... Did that?"
"Yeah, if i had i car,.... to go see the worlds largest peanut"
"Do You Like CrossWords?"
"Father, You're driving me crazy."
"I'm Jewish Catholic, I'm pretty much set in stone"
"Hartman for the love of GOD stop tanning, you look like a cheese nip, you look like a orange with lips, you look like a wrinkled peach. And you Geraldo, lose the wig, you look like a retired porn star."
"Sandra Bullock as Mary Horowitz"
"Bradley Cooper as Steve Muller"
"Mary Lou Retton - Herself / Tiny Tim"
"Miles Davis, Larry Carlton, David Sanborn, and Paul Shaffer - street musicians"
"Jamie Farr - Himself / Jacob Marley"
"Buddy Hackett - Himself / Ebenezer Scrooge"
"Joel Murray - Ghost"
"Robert Goulet - Himself"
"John Murray - James Cross"
"Wendie Malick - Wendie Cross"
"John Houseman - Himself"
"Brian Doyle-Murray - Earl Cross, Frank and James' father"
"Nicholas Phillips - Calvin Cooley"
"Michael J. Pollard - Herman"
"Robert Mitchum - Preston Rhinelander"
"Alfre Woodard - Grace Cooley"
"Mabel King - Gramma"
"Lee Majors - Himself"
"Carol Kane - Ghost of Christmas Present"
"Bill Murray - Francis Xavier "Frank" Cross"
"Karen Allen - Claire Phillips"
"Bill Murray is back among the ghosts. Only this time, it's three against one."
"John Forsythe - Lew Hayward"
"Elliot Loudermilk: Hello wabbit."
"James Cross: [last lines] My brother, The King of Christmas."