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April 10, 2026
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"True Bella Pinci - Kasi"
"Patrick Van Horn - Darryl"
"Brian Baumgartner - Eric"
"Skyler Gisondo - Connor McVie"
"Cedric Yarbrough - Stan"
"Colleen Camp - Aunt Donna"
"Jack Donner - Grandpa"
"Creagen Dow - Sheep"
"Steve Wiebe - Jim"
"Tim McGraw - Dallas McVie"
"Katy Mixon - Susan McVie"
"Jon Favreau - Denver McVie"
"Dwight Yoakam - Pastor Phil"
"Carol Kane - Aunt Sarah"
"Zachary Gordon - Kid In Jump-Jump (cameo)"
"Kristin Chenoweth - Courtney"
"Vince Vaughn - Bradford "Brad" McVie"
"Reese Witherspoon - Kate"
"Pour eux les fêtes sont un vrai cauchemar. (For them the holidays are a real nightmare.)"
"Robert Duvall - Howard McVie"
"You really can't spell 'families' without lies. Try it."
"Boys, I don't want to speak ill of your mother on Christmas, but she's nothing but a common street whore."
"Sissy Spacek - Paula"
"His father, her mother, his mother and her father all in one day."
"[as Joseph in the Nativity play] My wife is pregnant and it's not my baby, but yet I'm cool with it, because God's the one who got her pregnant."
"Woman! Do your job and swaddle this baby!"
"My childhood was like The Shawshank Redemption, except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with!"
"Jon Voight - Creighton"
"Mary Steenburgen - Marilyn"
"Isabel GarcÃa Lorca as Fantasy Girl"
"Gail O'Grady as Laura"
"Nancy Lenehan - Cynthia"
"Valerie Breiman as Erin"
"Bill Erwin - Grandfather Briggs"
"Paul Gleason - Howard"
"James Ray - Jim Briggs"
"Dennis Dugan - Bill"
"Holland Taylor - Sarah Briggs"
"Cathryn Damon - Gayle Bainbridge"
"Larry Hankin - Hank"
"John Ashton - Ken"
"Kevin Bacon - Jefferson "Jake" Edward Briggs"
"Elizabeth McGovern - Kristen "Kristy" Bainbridge Briggs"
"Alec Baldwin - Davis McDonald"
"William Windom - Russ Bainbridge"
"Edie McClurg - Lynn"
"College is like high school with ashtrays."
"And in the end, I realized that I took more than I gave, I was trusted more than I trusted, and I was loved more than I loved. And what I was looking for was not to be found but to be made."
"Fantasy Girl: If you're still in love with her, how come you're here with me?"
"A comedy about the labors of love."