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April 10, 2026
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"People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories, so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting."
"Today I step into the shoes of a great man, a man by the name of Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho."
"Do you really want to live in a world where you’re trying to blow up the one person who is trying to help you?"
"You know things are bad when they're coming to me for answers."
"They're watering crops with a sports drink?"
"Robert Downey, Jr. - Wayne Gale"
"O-Lan Jones - Mabel"
"Corey Everson - Mallory Knox in TV reconstruction"
"Dale Dye - Dale Wrigley"
"Louis Lombardi - Deputy "Sparky""
"Grand L. Bush - Prison inmate"
"Peter Crombie - Intense cop"
"Marshall Bell - Deputy"
"Everett Quinton - Deputy Wurlitzer"
"Joe Grifasi - Deputy Sheriff Duncan Homolka"
"Pruitt Taylor Vince - Deputy Warden Kavanaugh"
"Steven Wright - Dr. Emil Reingold"
"Kirk Baltz - Roger"
"Richard Lineback - Sonny"
"Balthazar Getty - Gas station attendant"
"Evan Handler - David"
"Lanny Flaherty - Earl"
"Russell Means - Warren Red Cloud, Sr. aka The Navajo Man"
"Sean Stone - Kevin Wilson"
"Edie McClurg - Mrs. Wilson"
"Rodney Dangerfield - Ed Wilson, Mallory’s father"
"Tommy Lee Jones - Warden Dwight McClusky"
"Tom Sizemore - Detective Jack Scagnetti"
"Juliette Lewis - Mallory Knox"
"Woody Harrelson - Mickey Knox"
"A bold new film that takes a look at a country seduced by fame, obsessed by crime and consumed by the media."
"In the media circus of life, they were the main attraction."
"The Media Made Them Superstars."
"Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake.""
"Dwight McClusky. Welcome to hell."
"In all my days in the penal system — and that ain't no small number of days, is it, boys? [guards shake their heads] Mickey and Mallory Knox are without a doubt the most twisted depraved pair of shitfucks it has ever been my displeasure to lay my god fucking damn eyes on. I tell you these two motherfuckers are a walking reminder of just how fucked up this system really is."
"You know, the only thing that kills the demon... is love."
"All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color."
"let me hear that dirty word Socialism."
"Have a drink, Murphy. Live your life."
"David Patch - Goebbels"
"Andreas Voutsinas - Carmen Ghia"
"William Hickey - The drunk"
"Lee Meredith - Ulla"
"Christopher Hewett - Roger De Bris"
"Renee Taylor - Eva Braun"
"Estelle Winwood - Hold me, Touch me"
"Kenneth Mars - Franz Liebkind"
"Gene Wilder - Leo Bloom"
"Zero Mostel - Max Bialystock"