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"Francesca Gonshaw - Maria Recamier"
"Vicki Michelle - Yvette Carte-Blanche"
"Carmen Silvera - Edith Artois"
"Gorden Kaye - René Artois"
"(Jolly) good show!"
"Hello! (when they come out of hiding)"
"'tler! (pronouncing only the last third of "Heil Hitler!")"
"Ow are you getting on, ey?"
"Colonnello! (kisses Von Strohm on his bald head)"
"My heart goes boom-titi-boom... titi-boom"
"Heil-a Mussolini! (in response to General Von Klinkerhoffen's "Heil Hitler")"
"Da a beautiful laidy i-a kiss-a your hand"
"What-a mistake-a to make-a"
"You vill dress as a woman of the opposite sex"
"Give me my powerful Gestapo binoculars."
"Flick ze Gestapo... no, I said FLICK ze Gestapo!"
"You may kiss me!"
"Take off your clothes."
"Hole Hotler!"
"I was in the poop"
"I was pissing by the door..."
"I have a massage from Michelle."
"Gid moaning."
"[at the top of her voice] GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN!"
"Yes, Herr Flick!"
"May I kiss you?"
"René: All of them the same."
"Leclerc: It is I, Leclerc, man of a thousand faces!"
"It is I, Leclerc!"
"I love you, I love you! (running after Madame Edith and pinching her bum)"
"Ohhh... my dicky ticker!"
"Ze small hearse with ze small horse."
"Monsieur Alfonse, undertaker - Swiftly, and with style."
"Can you do nothing right?!"
"Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once."
"Not the onion soup!"
"Ze flashing knobs, ze flashing knobs!! (in later seasons, Leclerc often comes out from the bedclothes)"
"Edith! Yvette! Maria/Mimi! Oh! Does nobody hear the cries of an poor old woman!?"
"Ooooh, Rrrrenéééé!"
"René! What are you doing, holding that poor servant-girl in your arms?"
"René! What are you doing with that woman?"
"Oh Yvette!"
"You may wonder what I am doing...."
"(To Madame Fanny) Shut up, you (silly) old bat."
"(To Edith) You stupid woman!"
"Jason Dawe (2002)"
"Since it has absolutely nothing to do with politics or religion, only with cars, it is one of the very few programs at the Burka Broadcasting Corporation still worth seeing."
"Jeremy Clarkson (2002-2015)"
"'The Stig'"
"James May (2003-2015)"