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"Kiki Dee & Mike Wilmot"

"Philippa Forrester"

"Bulldog terriers"

"Glade Plug-ins"

"Igneous rock"

"Chip forks"

"Richard Fairbrass & Phil Alexander (editor-in-chief of Kerrang!)"

"Jokes about Wagon Wheels"

"The phrase "Mr. Morrissey, you require three snookers!""

"Guatemalans"

"Orange peels"

"Loft lagging"

"Fred Wedlock"

"People who go "Slammers!""

"Tango adverts"

"Weekend at Bernie's III"

"Decimal currency"

"YMCA (fade into credits)"

"The Beaulieu Motor Museum"

"Francis Chichester"

"When people say "i.e." when they mean "e.g.""

"Hibernating animals"

"Buffalo girls who go on the inside"

"The phrase "Mid-morning""

"Millipedes"

"Koi carp and most of all,"

"Magnifying mirrors"

"The smell of parmesan"

"Pointless lists without punchlines. "Well that told me, Mr. Morrissey.""

"Disposable razors"

"Branston Pickle"

"The direction North-North-West"

"The Honey Monster"

"Wyman Ian Norris - (Noel Clarke)"

"Albert Arthur Moxey - (Christopher Fairbank)"

"Brian "Bomber" Busbridge - (Pat Roach)"

"Neville Hope - (Kevin Whately)"

"Leonard "Oz" Osborne - (Jimmy Nail)"

"Dennis L. Patterson - (Tim Healy)"

"Barry Spencer Taylor - (Timothy Spall)"

"Wayne Winston Norris - (Gary Holton)"

"[Repeated line] You might very well think that. I couldn't possibly comment."

"Jim Eastwood: I have twenty three umbrellas, and ironically twenty three minutes left!"

"Tom Pellereau: Melody runs a business which, unsurprisingly, is all to do with talking."

"Karren Brady: (to Lord Sugar) I think if you went into business with Melody, your board meetings would be a very, very long affair."

"Nick Hewer: (to Jim, who is Irish) I don't know whether you kissed the Blarney Stone or swallowed it whole, but you were a tour de force."

"Lord Sugar: (to Tom) If you nod your head any longer, I'm going to put you on the back seat of my bloody car."

"Nick Hewer: They've sold their three nodding doggies... to three unsuspecting people of appalling taste. Time to get some more. Woof! Woof!"

"Jim Eastwood: It's very difficult to push treacle up a hill."

"Nick Hewer: (on Jim) I’ve never seen such an abundance of baloney. He’s good fun, people like him, and I quite like him now for the first time."