"I went to a party once and there was a palm reader there. And when she looked at my hand, she just froze. And I said to her "I know. My lifeline is broken. I know I won't live past thirty.""

"William Powell - Nick Charles"

"Porter Hall - MacCaulay"

"Minna Gombell - Mimi"

"Nat Pendleton - Lt. Guild"

"Maureen O'Sullivan - Dorothy"

"Myrna Loy - Nora Charles"

"Marion: I don't like crooks. And if I did like 'em, I wouldn't like crooks that are stool pigeons. And if I did like crooks that are stool pigeons, I still wouldn't like you!"

"[A detective searches the bedroom dresser] What's that man doing in my drawers?!"

"Oh Nicky, I love you because you know such lovely people."

"The next person who says "Merry Christmas" to me, I'll kill 'em."

"Waiter, will you serve the nuts? ... I mean, will you serve the guests the nuts?"

"Honey, it's that man again..."

"The murderer is right in this room. Sitting at this table. You may serve the fish."

"[Threatened by a man with a gun] Hey, would you mind putting that gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm a very timid fellow... All right, shoot. I mean, uh, what's on your mind?"

"The important thing is the rhythm. Always have rhythm in your shaking. Now a Manhattan you shake to foxtrot time, a Bronx to two-step time, but a dry martini you always shake to waltz time."

"David Gulpilil - Neville Bell"

"Caitlin Clarke - Simone"

"Michael Lombard -Sam Charlton"

"Mark Blum - Richard Mason"

"Graham 'Grace' Walker - Angelo"

"Christine Totos - Rosita"

"Peter Turnbull - Trevor"

"Terry Gill - Duffy"

"Gerry Skilton - Nugget"

"Steve Rackman - Donk"

"John Meillon - Walter Reilly"

"Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton"

"Paul Hogan - Michael J. 'Crocodile' Dundee"

"He came from Down Under...to turn the Big Apple upside down!"

"Born and raised in the most primitive and hostile territory on Earth, Michael J. Dundee has raised survival to an art form. Now he's about to test himself in a region half as primitive, but twice as hostile: Manhattan Island."

"From the Outback of Australia to urban jungle of New York, there's no wilderness he can't tame!"

"The Wizard of Auz hits The Big Apple!"

"There's a little of him in all of us."

"He's survived the most hostile and primitive land known to man. Now all he's got to do is make it through a week in New York."

"From the Australian Outback to New York City, Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee is about to survive in a different kind of Jungle."

"[honks horn and yells to water buffalo] "Get out of the way dopey!""

"It's for washing your backside! right?"

"Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land. They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on."

"[singing] Up North in the Never Never / Where the land is harsh and bare / Lives a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee / Who can dance like Fred Astaire!"

"[sings in the bathtub] If I give my heart to you... [pause] then I'll have none and you'll have two."

"No wonder you have so many accidents around here, the steering wheel's on the wrong side of the car!"

"[to a New York driver] Get on the right side of the road, you pelican!"

"What's our job? We like drive around and pickup stiffs, or what? Is that what we are supposed to do?"

"Wanna know why I carry this tape recorder? To tape things. See, I'm an idea man, Chuck. I got ideas coming at me all day... I couldn't even fight 'em off if I wanted. Wait a second... hold the phone! Hold the phone! [speaking into tape recorder] Idea to eliminate garbage. Edible paper. You eat it, it's gone! You eat it, it's outta there! No more garbage!"

"Gina Hecht - Charlotte Koogle"

"Shelley Long - Belinda Keaton"