"Nobody gets everything they want! Look at you, look at Miranda. You're good people and you two both got shafted. I'm so happy and... something bad is going to happen."

"I always knew she'd marry Big."

"[To Mr. Big] I curse the day you were born!"

"And the rest don't know how to screw you, trust me I've done the leg work""

"I could be put on death row and not have that situation."

"You see? This is how it starts. Next thing you know, we're only having sex three or four times a week."

"Year after year, twenty-something women come to New York in search of the two "L"s: Labels & Love."

"Is a relationship saying his name fifty times more a day than my own?"

"This is my second most favorite thing I've found in there."

"I feel the same way as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary."

"Don't blame marriage, this one's married and she's not growing a national forest. Any thicker and you won't be able to find it."

"So here's to the groom, who finally got Carried away."

"Hey dick-wad, I'm speaking."

"Oh honey, you made a little joke! Good for you."

"Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod."

"I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box."

"Honey, you know me, I don't really believe in marriage; now Botox on the other hand, that works every time."

"And just like that, Vivienne Westwood kicked my sweet little suit's ass."

"We were perfectly happy before we decided to live happily ever after."

"I put a bird on my head."

"Ever mine. Ever Thine. Ever Ours."

"It wasn't logic, it was love."

"You brought me back to life."

"Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. Maybe you're done."

""Let's go down to the hotel for dinner tonight, I need to get myself out of my Mexi-coma."

"I let the wedding get bigger than Big!"

""When Big colors... he rarely stays inside the lines."

""Charlotte Poughkeepsied in her pants."

"Some labels are best left in the closet."

"Year after year, my single girlfriends were my salvation."

"Twenty years ago, I was one of them. Having got the knack for labels early...I concentrated on my search for Love."

"After years of living in the city I assumed that if my friends and I ever got our fairytale endings, that would be the end of the story. But real life always has a twist."

"Jason Lewis – Jerry "Smith" Jerrod"

"Evan Handler – Harry Goldenblatt"

"David Eigenberg – Steve Brady"

"Jennifer Hudson – Louise"

"Chris Noth – Mr. Big"

"Cynthia Nixon – Miranda Hobbes"