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"Never fear, I is here."
"Never send a boy to do a woman's job."
"Mess with the best, die like the rest. Hlo"
"Peter Boyle - Joe Curran"
"Susan Sarandon - Melissa Compton"
"Audrey Caire - Joan Compton"
"Dennis Patrick - Bill Compton"
"Keep America Beautiful"
"I'm the "Joe" everybody's talking about."
"What are you gonna do, kill me too?"
"It's colder than a witch's tit."
"The niggers, the niggers are gettin' all the money. Why work, tell me, why the fuck work, when you can screw, have babies, an' get paid for it?"
"[at the urinal] Hey, they got ice down there! I never pissed on ice before."
"Marlene Warfield - Bellevue Nurse"
"Forty-two percent of all liberals are queer, that's a fact. The Wallace people did a poll."
"K Callan - Mary Lou Curran"
"Lolita Davidovich - Charlotte"
"Martin Short - Richard Kempster"
"JoBeth Williams - Dr. Patricia Cromwell"
"Tim Allen - Michael Cromwell"
"Oni Faida Lampley - Madeleine"
"Rondi Reed - Sarah"
"Dominic Keating - Ian"
"Carole Shelley - Fiona"
"Luis Avalos - Abe"
"Frankie J. Galasso - Andrew Kempster"
"Leelee Sobieski - Karen Kempster"
"Valerie Mahaffey - Jan Kempster"
"Bob Dishy - George Langston"
"David Ogden Stiers - Alexei Jovanovic"
"Sam Huntington - Mimi-Siku"
"To me, New York was Jackson Pollock sipping vodka and dripping paint onto a raw canvas."
"I think I'll quit my painting and just make Edie a big star."
"Michael Post - Taxi Driver"
"- John Cale"
"- Lou Reed"
"- Silver George"
"- Mort Silvers"
"[to Edie] You're the boss, applesauce!"
"- Ingrid Superstar"
"- Molly Spence"
"- James Townsend"
"- Fuzzy Sedgwick"
"- Syd Pepperman"
"- Richie Berlin"
"Jimmy Fallon - Chuck Wein"
"Hayden Christensen - Musician"
"Guy Pearce - Andy Warhol"
"Sienna Miller - Edie Sedgwick"
"Sexy. Uncut. Unrated"