"Tedd? Care to explain why when I was in the middle of playing a game you popped up on screen as a woman getting yelled at by Elliot while doing some sort of pathetic strip dance in a bathroom?"

"What I want to know is what is so wrong with my body that nobody wants to see it?"

"Yay catnip! ...what's catnip?"

"You sound awfully annoyed for a guy with a furry fetish and a half-cat girlfriend."

"Oh woe is me, a fair maiden about to be turned into a horrible cat monster by the evil wizard Teddimus!"

"That cake was gorge-yourself good!"

"NO! BAD SARAH! STOP THINKING OF YOURSELF AS A SEX OBJECT!"

"(After talking with everyone about the clone forms, and being scanned) Well...it's still pretty scary, but you guys all came out ok, and if I can "back myself up" I'm kinda out of excuses. But let's get one thing straight. Tedd: If you do ANYTHING with my form without my permission, I'll give you the hammering of a lifetime...with a real hammer!"

"IT'S HARD TO CALL IN SICK WHEN ALL YOU CAN SAY IS "MEOW"!!!"

"Aren't I cute when I'm helpful?"

"This moment of manly Susan-ness must be photographically documented!"

"Digital camera, a 512 megabyte memory card, and a computer with gigs of memory that we can transfer photos to… oh yes... there will be many pictures taken tonight!"

"NO! I WILL NOT BE STOPPED BY RANDOM NUDITY!"

"That's easy for you to say, Mr. No-Boobs!"

"Well, Elliot and I are going to go make out in the janitor's closet! You two have fun!"

"Am I the only one seriously disturbed by Grace being the dog?"

"It's truly amazing how you can juggle three hammers and a full lunch tray."

"Curse you and your flexible legs!"

"Hmm... dark alley... night.... two unarmed teenage girls... screams wouldn't be heard over passing traffic.... Sounds good, let's go."

"You're resorting to wearing Tedd's clothes? This is an emergency!"

"(After Grace tells them about the word "genderfluid", and that they probably are genderfluid) I'm-- That's a thing? There's a name for it? There's a name for it..."

"(regarding Susan's new hair color) I doubt it, we all tried to tell her how awesome she looked. But that just seemed to annoy her. I don't think Susan could care less whether people like the way she looks."

"UGLY COUSIN! UGLY COUSIN!"

"(regarding Grace's Omega form) So...hot..."

"(Carrying a tiny chair through the kitchen) No! *huff* I'm the...man! I got this!"

"You are wondering what I am doing. That is understandable. And the answer? That is simple. You see, after many minutes of experimentation over several days, success is within my grasp! With the flip of this switch, I shall achieve free, portable energy from the very curvature of space! (Tedd flips a switch, but nothing happens. Elliot attempts to speak) Quiet! I think I saw the light flicker!"

"You like guys, don't you? You should be thanking my deranged brain for that image!"

"I'm sorry, Nanase, but I have no idea why your male form has cockatoo hair!"

"Wow. Notes. Party down."

"For the sake of Grace's bubbles... I must ensure that this party is the best damn party ever!"

"Girls in uniform...!"

"One mural equals several thousand uniforms?"

"Either I'm a narcissist, or I'm just that girly. Either way, it's a disturbing revelation."

"She's like a sleepy little ninja!"

"Meow-choo!!!"

"This place smells like a zombie farted. Let's get the hell out of here."

"I have bows in my hair and nobody objects!"

"Whoa, I needs to get me some yarn!… Wait, what?"

"Hell no! Of course I'm a pervert!"

"A shrubbery? What is this, a Monty Python sketch?"

"Holy crap… I love her…"

"Ah-ha, she's got you now, dad! You can't argue with a hot chick showing that much skin!"

"I can't get over my having facial hair! I never thought it possible!"

"Relax, Sarah, you ain't gay... What you feel is Female Variant #5 at work."