"(to Justin) If it makes it easier, just think of me as a less know-it-all version of Counselor Troi from Star Trek. You could even ask me what I was thinking when I hooked up with Worf!"

"Nanase, don't take this the wrong way, but... HOW THE HELL ARE YOU NOT FAT?!"

"NO FAIR! I HAVE A HANDICAT!"

"This techno-babble-infested novel will serve me well."

"I'm giving you a raincheck for a hammering."

"As lovely as it is to know that my friend is dating a violent thug, it'll take more than that little bit of sharing to get me to open up."

"Given that I have no idea what they are talking about, which makes them boring..."

"Men are insensitive jerks who are led around by little sticks."

"Equality? Who said anything about equality? Female superiority all the way, sister!"

"You talk to me because I taught you to use the hammers, and because you know I'm your hero."

"[To Ellen and Nanase, who are trying to avoid attracting attention] You guys are aware that shouting whispers at each other is about the most suspicious thing you could be doing, right?"

"Here's that stupid camera! It was cleverly hiding in plain sight."

"(after talking with the Demon duck for a moment) Why would you be interested in humans? Shouldn't you be interested in ducks?"

"I'm not trained in the art of using horses as projectile weaponry."

"(Note that Justin is gay.) Hello dad...I might be sleeping over at a friend's house tonight. ...Uh, you've never met her, but her name is Susan, and there's a girl named Ellen here as well, along with Nanase. ...Yes, I am spending the night with three girls. No, I don't plan on sleeping with any of them. ...You know, most parents would be happy about their sons answering 'no' to that last question..."

"Parents tend to frown upon not knowing where their kids are sleeping at night..."

"The boy-toy humbly accepts your terms."

"But the Gluttonous Hamster card is a ten-ten thwacker for only three newts!"

"YOU'VE TRESPASSED IN MY SOUL, BITCH!"

"Women's volleyball, eh?"

"(On how to access the power of one's ki.) By participating in difficult, overly complex and fairly ridiculous activities that shouldn't yield such fantastic results yet somehow do."

"I want a rematch once I get my boobs back."

"That is not true! I do not rant wildly! If I rant, I do so with good reason! Like that time after I skipped lunch when they showed that movie on igneous rocks in chemistry class? I had every reason to rant! Why would you schedule such a boring movie right after a lunch period, and why would you show a movie about rocks in a chemistry class?! Maybe it had a point. I don’t know. I fell asleep. But still, it seemed really out of place to me. I think…"

"I don't think physics teachers like me."

"Hair whore."

"I ain't nobody's lucky bunny."

"It's hard to look bad-ass when you're using fairy powers."

"Rated R for language, violence, and frequent and gratituous loincloth removal."

"Repeated thwacks to the nose with a small tail beats coffee any day."

"I would not dwell within your shirt in any case!"

"Dammit, what do you say to the female duplicate of your ex-boyfriend who is hiding under the table and crying?"

"Oh... Yay... It's up to me to keep Ellen from going totally insane... Yee..."

"Who the hell is Santa Claus?"

"Mopping is tricky!"

"And I'm happy if you are! INFINITE HAPPINESS LOOP!"

"Singing well is nothing compared to the liberation of heart and soul that is karaoke! (holds up manual) That's what it says in the instructions, anyway. (points to picture in manual) Hey, look! A singing fish!"

"Wait a minute... If Tedd's the daddy... Oh my gosh! I'M A MOMMY!"

"Presenting...Manase! Er, I mean, Man-Nanase!"

"I MADE SARAH THINK SEXY THOUGHTS ABOUT ME~!!!"

"I dunno, Susan... is it so wrong that I just don't care if people see me naked, and that I'd have no problem taking off all my clothes, right here and now, and staying naked all night long?"

"Susan! Aren't you done getting dressed yet? Other people need to go zappy!"

"Oh, don't worry! I'm plenty crazy!"

"Can't talk...fighting...Giga Turtle...thank you...so much...for...cake!"

"You needn't worry! His metamorphic food additives are only theoretical at this point!"

"A lespuko? OK, great, that makes four parents, and I don't even know what one of them is!"

"My birthday is next Saturday? I'm going to be 18? That would make me older than… (Remembers where she is.)… um, people who are younger than me…"

"Talk to the shirt."

"Oh... it's corn that isn't corn..."