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"Liam (thinking): Is that... anger under his mask?"

"Edward: You include yourself in that."

"Liam: We created, and perpetuate, the situation they're in, and then judge them for not doing more."

"Liam: Prejudices are passed on, and those in power make scapegoats of them."

"Liam: This limits their work options, and denies them conveniences others take for granted."

"Liam: They cannot use the same magic everyone else can, and we deny them the technology they could use to bridge the gap."

"Liam: The prejudice against uryuoms boils down to them originating from somewhere else, and being different."

"Liam: Ultimately, these reasons to distrust uryuoms are excuses. If they were not there, people would invent other ways to rationalize it."

"Liam: ENOUGH!"

"Dwight: I didn't mean in general. I mean about big, on the record—"

"Van: We did a thing that needed doing! If you did what you should've done, guilt is a waste of time! Focus on what you need to do next!"

"Helena: Immortals can lie! I'm five hundred feet tall! Cats are just small dogs! All cakes are pies! People only use ten percent of their brain! The moon landing was a hoax! The loch ness monster is big foot! Men buy adult magazines for the articles!"

"Helena: I can't take this anymore!"

"Nah, I get all sorts of action."

"Oh, c'mon! That guy as a chick ticklemonger wearing a bikini? How is that not not funny?"

"What part of "master" are you failing to understand?"

"Hey, I'm a magic talking duck who specializes in distraction! Being a master of illusion makes sense, but shapeshifting? That would be downright nutty!"

"(After Justin asks if DD should be attracted to ducks) Gee, I don't know, shouldn't you be attracted to women?"

"Oh, sure, interrupt the duck..."

"I feel so used..."

"Ah, good, you're up! ... to an extent."

"Immortals aren't given missions by the mob. The analogy is flawed."

"(about Tedd): Trust him not to violate national security? Definitely. Trust him not to transform himself and others? Hell no!"

"Elliot, your duplicate's a crybaby."

"(In title space of comic) I hope that accursed son of mine hasn't turned anybody into anything; it would be nice to come home from work with everyone being what they're supposed to be..... (In reality, Tedd has accidentally turned Elliot into a girl.)"

"Thanks, but no. If I ever attend a party like the one you described, I'd want everyone old enough to have alcohol readily available."

"(in a flashback of Elliot's): Remember, always listen to random intuition! It just might be the convenient plot device that saves your butt!"

"Sweet merciful Jesus Christ on a Sunday! What is that thing?"

"Hour one of "Operation: Hide in Bushes". Current status? All good!"

"Full power? My insurance doesn't cover that!"

"(After Raven shouts "OBJECTION!") Did you seriously just say that? This isn't a court, you know?"

"(In a text message to Mr. Verres) Get Grace some damn counseling! >:("

"(Referring to her the fact all her knowledge of history is based on her memories from the Second Life series) I may as well have gotten my history lessons from a comic book."

"(After swatting at Nanase's hair and Nanase asking what the hell she was doing)"

"(imitating Sarah) "Oh, the horror! I was stuck in some other form for, like, a whole day! I'm so traumatized that I have to bitch about it, even though Ellen, someone who is basically a copy of my boyfriend who was turned into a girl forever, is standing right next to me!""

"I'm supposed to know how magic works?"

"Blasphemy."

"That crazed look could have meant any number of things!"

"Quiet, you're screwing up my mojo!"

"Oh dear God... I'm thinking like a Tedd!"

"No, I wasn't! I was...um...I was picturing Grace as a platypus!"

"Mmm... Jason D. Poit..."

"Mmm...Tedd..."

"We... haven't been properly introduced... Hello, my name is Ellen. It's nice to meet you."

"@#%$ logic. I'm a female bisexual duplicate of Elliot, and I can shoot green rays of light from my hands. And I'm fighting a blob of goop. Logic has nothing to do with any of this."

"Am I supposed to be afraid? Sorry, but it's kind of hard to frighten the dead..."

"Go with you to what? Friends who don't know me? A family that won't love me? I don't have a home to go to, double, not with you around!"

"I also have the keys, Sherlock. In case you hadn't noticed, everything that was on you is now also on me! I'd be quite nude otherwise..."

"No worries! I-I'm not gonna die, cause I'm not the physical form of female variant #5 as it affected Elliot! I'M ELLEN, THE EVIL TWIN OF ELLIOT, AND I'M GONNA LIVE!!!"

"But... but female variant #5 only lasts for a month... a-and if I'm... (crying) I'm gonna die in less than a month..."