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April 10, 2026
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"Mary Kay Bergman as Barbara Gordon/Batgirl"
"Liane Schirmer as Lieutenant Renee Montoya"
"Kevin Conroy as Bruce Wayne/Batman"
"Marilu Henner as Veronica Vreeland"
"Dean Jones as Dean Arbagast"
"Eddie Kaye Thomas as Andy Rosenberg"
"David Krumholtz as Seth Goldstein"
"Amir Blumenfeld as Adrian"
"Patton Oswalt as Larry Juston/Mall Santa"
"Paula Garcés as Maria Perez-Lee"
"Thomas Lennon as Todd"
"Kal Penn as Kumar Patel"
"Neil Patrick Harris as a fictionalized version of himself"
"Danny Trejo as Mr. Perez"
"John Cho as Harold Lee"
"[Upon being asked to go to a Christmas Eve party] No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won't get high."
"Uh, miss, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to let you rape my friend on Christmas Eve."
"Danneel Harris as Vanessa Fanning"
"[Adrian: Also, I told her you work for the White House.] Yeah, like anyone's gonna believe that."
"You're a fool. The Goddess [Ava Lord] takes no lover. The Goddess makes slaves of men. In an instant, she can see to the heart of you and transform to your deepest desire."
"Outlaws will become heroes in a city without justice."
"Koreans have killed his mother and now his tree. Christmas is ruined."
"Elias Koteas as Sergei Katsov"
"Hal Needham - a Porsche 928 driver (uncredited) (final film role)"
"Dub Taylor - a sheriff"
"Jilly Rizzo - Jilly"
"Dale Ishimoto - a Japanese businessman"
"Arte Johnson - an "ace" pilot"
"Fred Dryer - California Highway Patrol officer"
"Shawn Weatherly - the girl in Jamie Blake's bed"
"Molly Picon - Mrs. Goldfarb"
"Frank Sinatra - Frank Sinatra"
"Chris Lemmon - a young California Highway Patrol officer"
"Joe Theismann - Mack"
"Alex Rocco - Tony"
"Henry Silva - Slim"
"George Lindsey - Uncle Cal"
"Abe Vigoda - Caesar"
"Michael V. Gazzo - Sonny"
"Jack Elam - Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing"
"Charles Nelson Reilly - Don Don Canneloni"
"Jim Nabors - Private Homer Lyle (final film role)"
"Jackie Chan - Jackie Chan, Mitsubishi engineer"
"Richard Kiel - Arnold"
"Tim Conway and Don Knotts - California Highway Patrol officers"
"Foster Brooks, Sid Caesar and Louis Nye - the fishermen in the rowboat"
"Shirley MacLaine - Veronica"
"Susan Anton - Jill Rivers"
"Mel Tillis - Mel"
"Doug McClure - The Sheik's servant"