"I've said it before and I'll say it again. There is no way, no way that you could come from my lions. Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on your mama's head."

"[yelling at Junior] Will you get away from me, you shit?"

"[talking about Junior] He's dumb…but a loveable shit."

"Brenda Lee - Nice Lady"

"Follow that sum bitch."

"I'm going to be the bandit! I get to wear the hat and drive the car! I love this! Gimme the car!"

"Junior, retirement is cat shit."

"Pat McCormick - Big Enos Burdette"

"David Huddleston - John Coen"

"Mike Henry - Junior Justice"

"Paul Williams - Little Enos Burdette"

"I get to be the bandit? I don't have to drive the truck, don't have to haul anything but my ass?"

"Dom DeLuise - Dr. Frederico "Doc" Carlucci"

"Sally Field - Carrie/"Frog""

"John Anderson - Governor"

"The Bandit is back and better than ever!"

"It's another race against time for Burt, Sally and Jackie!"

"Burt Reynolds - Bo "Bandit" Darville"

"Cledus has a heart, he cares about something other than himself."

"Let me tell ya somethin', Junior. If you ever embarrass me like that again, I'm gonna get an ax, and you're never gonna have to open your fly again."

"Ya know if Junior is able to get up in the morning, tie his shoelaces and take a pee, I'm not proud. I'm amazed."

"Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice / Gaylord Justice / Reginald Van Justice"

"Dusty Trails: Hey, Cledus, you forgot the mustard."

"[twenty 18-wheelers are on a crash course with about 50 police cars] Welcome to the biggest game of chicken, boys!"

"Jerry Reed - Cledus "Snowman" Snow"

"Pull out the stops. To heck with the cops. Someone's making out like a bandit."

"Rowan Atkinson – Mr. Bean"

"Emma de Caunes – Sabine"