"You only got one option: Chipmunk Jail. With tiny little bars, a tiny little barbed wire fence and a tiny toilet, and a tiny yard where you can lift your tiny little weights!"

"I partied with those tree-skunks?!"

"Bella Thorne — Ashley Grey"

"Here's Suggsy! [laughs]"

"What do you think they're gonna bring up when they interview me, huh? My decade of perfect service… or that one time that three chipmunks turned my flight into Noah's Ark?"

"You provided the soundtrack to my heartbreak. But now, it's payback time. I'm putting you three on the No-Fly List!"

"Let me explain. I have a reason to believe there is a fugitive chipmunk in your beard."

"[to Alvin] Do you know who you're talking to? I'm the police of the sky!"

"Eddie Steeples — Barry"

"You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us."

"I'm not a fan."

"[fighting Alvin with karate-chops] I WILL SLICE AND DICE YOU LIKE SPICY SUSHI ROLL!"

"Can we move now? This is a very hard pose to hold."

"[referring to Agent James Suggs] Whoa. That guy is the mayor of Crazy Town."

"Hey, we missed a call from Dave. And a text. twenty-seven of them."

"I don't wanna go to jail. I don't wanna go to jail!"

"That was awesome! I'm definitely going again!"

"[to Alvin; annoyingly through gritted teeth for nudging him] I'm standing right here. I can hear what he's saying."

"[rips a big one and giggles] Sorry. Pizza toots."

"Retta — Party Planner"

"[speaking in Spanish; to Miles] I also speak Spanish. And you are not fooling anyone with your good boy routine."

"Miles, we are so sorry. We have not been fair to you from day one. And the truth is… you'd make a great brother."

"Earlier this evening, we accidentally ruined a very special evening for a very special woman, and we'd like to make it up to her. Alice? Barry has something he'd like to ask you… Again."

"[trailer] Whoa. Buzzkill."

"Beard peanuts?"

"Redfoo is here?!"

"[annoyed to Agent Suggs for making everyone on the plane panic into believing they're going to crash] Great speech, Churchill."

"I've always wanted a mom."

"Uzo Aduba — TSA Officer Jane Johnson"

"Flula Borg — Man Behind Mask"

"When I say "party", you say "Alvin"!"

"Hey, guys! Look what I won! [pulls out a plush toy replica of himself] Isn't he cute? Look at that face!"

"That's insulting. We are very mature."

"Operation: Ring-retrieval is a go. No ring, no proposal. No proposal, no Miles."

"Doris Lloyd — Nurse"

"Jeff Corey — Grave Digger"

"Harry Stubbs — Guno"

"Dennis Hoey — Police Inspector Owen"

"Don Barclay — Franzec"

"Dwight Frye — Rudi"

"Lionel Atwill — Mayor"

"Bela Lugosi — Frankenstein's Monster"

"Maria Ouspenskaya — Maleva"

"Patric Knowles — Dr. Frank Mannering"

"Lon Chaney, Jr. — Larry Talbot"

"Ilona Massey — Baroness Elsa von Frankenstein"