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April 10, 2026
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"Graeme Garden: "Abergavenny Questions.""
"Barry Cryer: "Brecon's Got Talent.""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "In the middle of singing a psalm...""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Your brother would've enjoyed this.""
"Rob Brydon: "Dai, Claudius.""
"Barry Cryer: "Strictly Cwm Dancing.""
"Graeme Garden: "C.S.I. Myfanwy.""
"Rachel Parris: "It's not what I would choose, but it was what he wanted.""
"Rob Brydon: "Mirhondda.""
"Graeme Garden: "Mock the Leek.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Dancing on Eisteddfod.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Racing from Chepstow.""
"Rob Brydon: "News at Tenby.""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "In the middle of singing an anthem...""
"Barry Cryer: "Toff Gear.""
"Rev. Richard Coles: "Would you like a slow peal, vicar?""
"Tony Hawks: "Au-pair Winfrey.""
"Barry Cryer: "The Glyndebourne Supremacy.""
"Tony Hawks: "Only Fools on Horses.""
"Andy Hamilton: "If you put some money down, it's your turn next on the table.""
"Tony Hawks: "Never Mind the Peacocks.""
"Barry Cryer: "Birds of a Feather... Bang!""
"Graeme Garden: "Merthyr, She Wrote.""
"Marcus Brigstocke: "We'd better hurry up, the darts team are getting restless!""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Meet the Osbornes.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "My Name is Earl.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Second Homes Under the Hammer.""
"Pippa Evans: "I like big butties an' I cannot lie...""
"Tony Hawks: "Fox News.""
"Barry Cryer: "Who Else Wants To Be a Millionaire?""
"Barry Cryer: "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clwyd.""
"Fred MacAulay: "I sneaked in the exit during the interval.""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "If you're studying Natural Science...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "In the middle of singing a carol...""
"Milton Jones: "I hear the Duke of York's is going to be out of action for a long time...""
"Fred MacAulay: "Magnificent curtains!""
"Graeme Garden: "A Question of Splott.""
"Pippa Evans: "I can see clearly now the rain has... oh it's started again...""
"Gary Delaney: "Timperley for the Devil""
"Vicki Pepperdine: "I can't hear you at the back!""
"Barry Cryer: "Head Gardeners' Question Time.""
"Barry Cryer: "Barry Island Discs.""
"Tony Hawks: "Ready, Steady, Where's Cook?""
"Harry Enfield: "And she's buying a Stairway to Headingley...""
"Barry Cryer: "The Only Way is Sussex.""
"Rory Bremner: "Corrie Seems to Be the Hardest Word""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "We're Sorry But One Absolutely Hasn't a Clue.""
"Fred MacAulay: "Last time I tried this I lost my footing and fell into the pit.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Last of the Châteauneuf-du-Pape.""
"Tony Hawks: "Upstairs.""