"Sandi Toksvig: "Tonight, Rick Stein travels to France to examine why the British are so squeamish about some traditional French cooking. That's Rick Stein in Horses for Courses.""

"Graeme Garden: "Caspar the Friendly King.""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "Well look-a-bel', look-a-bel', look-a-bel', look-a-bel', oooh-wee...""

"Graeme Garden: "Who Do You Think Thou Art?""

"Barry Cryer: "Midsomer Myrrh.""

"Graeme Garden: "Dial M for Myrrh.""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "Do you really like it? Is it, is it wicked...?""

"Barry Cryer: "There's Something About Mary.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Manger Mouse.""

"Barry Cryer: "Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em.""

"Vicki Pepperdine: "I could have danced all night...""

"Stephen Fry: "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Room.""

"Graeme Garden: "I'm a Divinity, Get Me Out of Here!""

"Graeme Garden: "Maternity Makeover with Trinny and Hosanna.""

"Graeme Garden: "Wish You Were Herod.""

"Barry Cryer: "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoing Live.""

"Graeme Garden: "A Question of Splott.""

"Rob Brydon: "Dai, Claudius.""

"Tony Hawks: "Well since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell...""

"Graeme Garden: "Ebbw Vale Farm.""

"Barry Cryer: "Barry Island Discs.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Racing from Chepstow.""

"Pippa Evans: "Once I had a love and it was a gas, soon turned out had a...""

"Rob Brydon: "Mirhondda.""

"Graeme Garden: "Abergavenny Questions.""

"Barry Cryer: "Brecon's Got Talent.""

"Pippa Evans: "I gotta feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good night...""

"Graeme Garden: "C.S.I. Myfanwy.""

"Graeme Garden: "Doctor Huw Vs. The Harlechs.""

"Tony Hawks: "Who Wants To Be a Legionnaire?""

"Barry Cryer: "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clwyd.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Dancing on Eisteddfod.""

"Barry Cryer: "The Glyndebourne Supremacy.""

"Graeme Garden: "Merthyr, She Wrote.""

"Rob Brydon: "Red and yellow and pink and green, orange and purple and blue...""

"Rob Brydon: "News at Tenby.""

"Tony Hawks: "Only Fools on Horses.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "Meet the Osbornes.""

"Tony Hawks: "I met a gin soaked bar-room queen in Memphis, she tried to take me upstairs for a ride...""

"Barry Cryer: "Toff Gear.""

"Tony Hawks: "Au-pair Winfrey.""

"Barry Cryer: "Birds of a Feather... Bang!""

"Marcus Brigstocke: "At first I was afraid, I was petrified...""

"Graeme Garden: "Mock the Leek.""

"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Second Homes Under the Hammer.""

"Jeremy Hardy: "My Name is Earl.""

"Tony Hawks: "Fox News.""

"Tony Hawks: "Instead of Casualty, Formal Tea.""

"Barry Cryer: "Who Else Wants To Be a Millionaire?""