Adventures in Odyssey

"Kris Kachurak as Dwayne Oswald"

"Steve Burns as Rodney Rathbone"

"Tom: Now, that's what I call a Christmas tree!"

"Tom: Say, Whit, got any special plans for tonight?"

"Whit: And you know what else? I can prove to you logically that I'm not even here."

"Connie: (Describing Whit to a friend in a letter.) Oh, and he's really into religion, too. Now, I know what you're thinking, but before you jump to any conclusions, he doesn't shave his head or hang around airports or anything like that."

"Jeremy: (Bemoaning the fact that he has to eat oatmeal for breakfast.) Why do I have to eat this stuff, anyway? I don't see you guys ever eat any!"

"Whit: (Jana is confronting her dad for spanking his grandson Monty.) That boy needed some kind of punishment, and it's pretty clear that whatever you've been doing hasn't been working too well!"

"Whit: I just don't understand what all this is about."

"Philo: (Explaining why he isn't worried about a practical joker on the loose in Odyssey pranking him.) I have a rabbit's foot."

"Tom: The only luck that rabbit's foot has brought anybody is bad luck for the rabbit that lost it."

"Whit: You'll get more protection out of deodorant spray than you will out of that silly good luck charm."

"Whit: Jamison Shoemaker. He was an Indiana farmer."

"Connie: I've been really confused, and I thought that by going to California everything would become clearer for me. And that's exactly what happened. I've got it all figured out and I know what I want to do. I want to pray with you."

"Digger: (He has just been placed in a virtual simulation of biblical Jerusalem.) This looks like a scene from Ben-Hur."

"Digger: (In the midst of the Triumphal Entry.) Come on, Mr. Whittaker. You've been taking lessons from Disneyland."

"Digger: (Explaining his jeans to a character.) They're Levi's. Levi Strauss."

"Digger: They killed him, Mr. Whittaker! He didn't do anything to them and they killed him!"

"Donna: The budget?! It's always the budget! We haven't been able to do anything since we got that stupid budget!"

"Jimmy: (Recounting a fight with his sister.) I'd tell you the rest, Dad, but this is a family show."

"Eugene: (Describing a device that will shock anyone attempting to open the cash register sans permission.) I used to do this to my parents when they were dieting. It kept them away from the refridgerator."

"Whit: This contraption of yours, Eugene . . . I expected better behavior."

"Chris: Hi, this is Chris, and on today's Adventure in Odyssey, we're going to---"

"Eugene: (In the Imagination Station, experiencing the birth of Jesus.) But how could you believe for so long without proof? Without evidence to support your theory?"

"Whit: (As Richard brandishes a gun at Dr. Blackgaard, the man who set him up to go to prison two years ago.) Don't you understand that when you go out for revenge you have to dig two graves? One for the person you're after and one for yourself! Richard, there's no such thing as revenge, not really. It never replaces what you lost. It never restores. It doesn't even satisfy. You're out of the detention center now. You've got you're whole life ahead of you! Now please, give me the gun!"

"Jimmy Barclay: The crowd is going wild!"

"Jared DeWhite: Dwayne, I've got a feeling deep down in the pit of my stomach, called a gut instinct!"

"Rodney Rathbone: If you're gonna be somewhere where you're gonna get hit, you better not be carrying nothin'!"

"Hal Smith as John Avery Whitaker"

"Katie Leigh as Connie Kendall"

"Will Ryan as Eugene Meltsner and Officer David Harley"

"Walker Edmiston as Tom Riley"

"Dave Madden as Bernard Walton"

"David Griffin as Jeremy Forsithe and Jimmy Barclay"

"Phil Lollar as Roger Forsithe"

"Azure Janosky as Donna Barclay"

"Chad Reisser as Digger Digwillow and Horace Higgenbotham"

"Doug Davis as Phil"

"Tiffany Song as Lisa"

"D.J. Harner as Jana Whitaker-Dowd"

"Lisa: (Describing a perdicament in which she cannot think of a Christmas present for a friend.) You see, everything we can afford he won't like, and everything he won't like we can't afford."

"Parley Baer as Hezekiah"

"Gabriel Encarncacion as Lawrence Hodges"

"Brandon Gilberstadt as Jared DeWhite"

"Nathan Fisk as Philo Sanderson"

"Officer Harley: (Guessing at the moral to Whit's humorous adaptation of "The Gifts of the Magi".) If you want to buy a gift for your friend, you've . . . uh . . . you've gotta sell Lisa's hair!"