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April 10, 2026
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"Oliver Hardy — Ollie"
"Matt Briggs — Wentworth Harlan"
"Edmund MacDonald — Sgt. Hippo"
"[to Stan] It's better to spend one night with a corpse than 60 days with the cops."
"Charles Trowbridge — Colonel Ridley"
"A PAIR OF SILLY SHERLOCKS!"
"[to Stan] Well, here's another nice predicament you've gotten me into."
"DANGER! YOU'LL LAUGH YOURSELF TO DEATH!"
"Oliver Hardy — Oliver"
"Arthur Space — Alva P. Hartley"
"I will now assign you to your duties. Reveille at 5, you dress quickly, make up your bunks and get ready for inspection. Inspection until 7. Ten minutes for breakfast, you drill until 1 and march until 4."
"Sheila Ryan — Margo"
"Frank Fenton — Charlton"
"James Bush — Hartman"
"Harry August Jansen — Dante The Magician"
"Edgar Dearing — Motorcycle Cop"
"Nothing but fun!"
"Stan Laurel — Stanley"
"John Shelton — Tommy White"
"Elisha Cook Jr. — Frank Lucas"
"David Leland — King Christopher"
"John Warburton — Ronetz"
"Don Costello — Doc Lake"
"Stan Laurel - Stan"
"Suzy Delair - Chérie Lamour"
"Max Elloy - Antoine"
"Daffies Of Defense... Making the Home Front Safe for Hysterics!"
"Henry O'Neill — Rittenhause"
"Charles Middleton — Commandant"
"James Finlayson — Dr. Finlayson"
"Mike Behegan — Bugler"
"Lou Lubin — Dixie Beeler"
"[sarcastically] Good morning, Mr. Norton. And a good morning to you, Mrs. Norton! They're a very happy couple. J.P. worships the ground her grandfather discovered oil on."
"I volunteered to be a victim. I certainly never thought I'd fall in the hands of those idiots! I'd rather fight Japs - bare handed."
"Never during my army career have I been so GROSSLY insulted!! Just WAIT 'til I get my hands on 'em!!!"
"(repeated line) Get BACK to work!!"
"Yelps in the Alps!"
"They're mousetrap salesmen in the Alps - and are the mice happy!"
"Stan Laurel — Stan"
"Walter Woolf King — Victor Albert"
"Grete Natzler — Anna Albert"
"Patricia Ellis — Mrs. 'Toots' Gilbert"
"Minna Gombell — Mrs. Hardy"
"Billy Gilbert — Mr. Gilbert"
"James Finlayson — Finn"
"Don Costello — Heydrich"