"I will now assign you to your duties. Reveille at 5, you dress quickly, make up your bunks and get ready for inspection. Inspection until 7. Ten minutes for breakfast, you drill until 1 and march until 4."

"The prisoners have been found guilty and will be shot at sunrise."

"(repeated line) Get BACK to work!!"

"HERE'S HYSTERICAL HISTORY!"

"They dish out the dizziest rib-ride of the year!"

"Reginald Gardiner — François"

"Charles Middleton — Commandant"

"Figuring out a grand time for you!"

"Those Philosophers of Phun in a new screamlined comedy!"

"James Finlayson — Mr. Vanderveer"

"Anita Garvin — Mrs. Vanderveer"

"Anchors Away for Their Funniest Comedy Hit!"

"They'll Scuttle Your Blues To the Bottom of the Sea!"

"James Finlayson — Dr. Finlayson"

"THEY'RE BACK AGAIN...in the most hilarious comedy of their career!"

"Oliver Hardy — Ollie"

"Sheila Ryan — Ginger Hammond"

"Charles Trowbridge — Colonel Ridley"

"[to Stan] It's better to spend one night with a corpse than 60 days with the cops."

"Stan Laurel — Stanley"

"Oliver Hardy — Ollie"

"Don Costello — Doc Lake"

"Elisha Cook Jr. — Frank Lucas"

"Addison Richards — Attorney Malcolm Kilgore"

"George Lynn — Darby Mason"

"Everybody likes Peggy. On the other hand, there's J.P. Norton, President of the bank. He'd lend you money on most anything, except his wife. Why should he be left holding the bag?"

"[sarcastically] Good morning, Mr. Norton. And a good morning to you, Mrs. Norton! They're a very happy couple. J.P. worships the ground her grandfather discovered oil on."

"THEY'RE IN A PERMENANT DIMOUT... and you'll be in hysterics!"

"Their gayest film glorifies our home front heroes."

"Yelps in the Alps!"

"Stan Laurel — Stan"

"Stephen McNally — Dan Madison"

"Nella Walker — Millicent Norton"

"Howard Freeman — J.P. Norton"

"Richard Cramer — Nick Granger"