"Stan Laurel — Stan"

"There's no use crying over split milk."

"I will now assign you to your duties. Reveille at 5, you dress quickly, make up your bunks and get ready for inspecti…"

"Turn out the guard and place them BOTH under arrest!!"

"Never during my army career have I been so GROSSLY insulted!! Just WAIT 'til I get my hands on 'em!!!"

"The prisoners have been found guilty and will be shot at sunrise."

"(repeated line) Get BACK to work!!"

"You'll HEAR about this later!!"

"HERE'S HYSTERICAL HISTORY!"

"They dish out the dizziest rib-ride of the year!"