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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Barry Cryer: "There's A Hole In My Blunkett""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Throughly Modern Milliband""
"Graeme Garden: "My Funny Heseltine""
"Barry Cryer: "You put your Nick Clegg in, your Nick Clegg out...""
"Graeme Garden: "I want to BNP, but I can't BNP until you BNP too.""
"Rob Brydon: "On The Street Where You Claim To Live""
"Graeme Garden: "Treasury! When you lose control and you've got no soul, it's Treasury!""
"Barry Cryer: "Super-Telly-Fake-Statistic-Expenses-Sod-The-Voters""
"Graeme Garden: "I Just Don't Know What To Do With My Wealth""
"Barry Cryer: "You say UKIP, I say bollocks.""
"Jo Brand: "This Is Dead And Gutted To The One I Love""
"Barry Cryer: "Long Trawl Sally""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Twist & Trout""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Skate, Ruffe and Rollmop""
"Barry Cryer: "Get Me To The Perch On Time""
"Jo Brand: "Flash! Bang! Wallop! What A Pilchard!""
"Jeremy Hardy: "And from the Sex Pilchards' album Never Mind The Pollock, Anchovy In The UK and Cod Save The Queenscalp""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Whale Kipper Whelk Home In The Eel Side""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Hey Hey We're The Monkfish""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Bream The Impossible Bream""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Happy Dace Are Here Again""
"Jo Brand: "Prawn Free""
"Barry Cryer: "Roll Over Bait""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Baby you can Drive My Carp... Sorry, I lost the will to live for a minute!""
"Barry Cryer: "We're all going on a Summer Halibut""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Remember You're A Winkle""
"David Mitchell: "Another One Bites The Dust""
"Barry Cryer: "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "They Left My Heart In San Francisco!""
"Graeme Garden: "Hold it, Flash! Bang! Wallop! What A Fracture!""
"Barry Cryer: "I Wanna Hold Your Gland""
"David Mitchell: "Careless Sister""
"Graeme Garden: "See What The Boils On The Backside Will Have""
"David Mitchell: "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Doctor, No!""
"Barry Cryer: "Great Bowels Of Fire""
"Graeme Garden: "I Got Flu Babe""
"Barry Cryer: "Hey you, Get Off My Commode""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Brown Girl In The Ring, show me a motion...""
"David Mitchell: "Crazy Little Thing Called Morphine""
"Graeme Garden: "(sings The Birdie Song, ending to sound like an electrocardiogram flat-line.)""
"Ross Noble: "Can't Take Your Thighs Off Of You""
"Barry Cryer: "Humping Jack Flash""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Like A Virgin, Anyone?""
"Graeme Garden: "The Teddy's Bare Picnic""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Papa's Got A Brand New Shag""
"Graeme Garden: "The Oral Dance""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Little Brown Jugs""
"Barry Cryer: "Mr. Bo-Dangles""
"Ross Noble: "Tools Out for the summer""