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April 10, 2026
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"Graeme Garden: "Donald Coppafeel""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them""
"Barry Cryer: "Gropey Dick""
"Jan Ravens: "Mein Trumpf""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Book of Moron""
"Jan Ravens: "The Owl and the Pussygrabber""
"Graeme Garden: "The Son-in-Law Also Rises""
"Jan Ravens: "A Cockwork Orange""
"Graeme Garden: "20,000 Leaks Under the CIA""
"Jan Ravens: "How To Become President for Dummies""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Low Expectations""
"Graeme Garden: "Where's Wally?""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "David Coppafeel""
"Barry Cryer: "Nineteen-Eighty-Phwoar!""
"Kerry Godliman: "The Tiger That Came During Tea""
"Graeme Garden: "The Secret Habit of Adrian Mole""
"Kerry Godliman: "The Curious Incident of Dogging in the Night Time""
"Graeme Garden: "The Old Ann Summers Curiosity Shop""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Three Men in a Goat""
"Barry Cryer: "Throbbingson Crusoe""
"Graeme Garden: "Wind in the Willies""
"Kerry Godliman: "The MILF on the Floss""
"Graeme Garden: "The Lion, The Witch and the Webcam""
"Barry Cryer: "Champion, The Wonder Hearse""
"Barry Cryer: "A-Wop-Bop-A-Loo-Bop, A-Wop-Embalm""
"Willie Rushton: "Some embalming evening, You may stuff a stranger""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "You're The Cream In My Coffin""
"Graeme Garden: "I'm Getting Buried In The Morning""
"Willie Rushton: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny, Yellow Polka Dot Winding Sheet""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Top Hat & Nails""
"Graeme Garden: "I Dig It My Way""
"Willie Rushton: "Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Cemetery""
"Barry Cryer: "I Can't Get No Putrefaction by The Rolling Headstones""
"Willie Rushton: "Please Deep-Freeze Me""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "You're Just My Jack-in-a-Box""
"Barry Cryer: "Where Have All The Flowers Gone?""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Knees Up, Mother Brown""
"Barry Cryer: "Unchained Melody by Urethra Franklin""
"Willie Rushton: "I'm Too Sexy For My Truss""
"Willie Rushton: "Lipstick On Your Colon""
"Willie Rushton: "Singing In The Brain""
"Graeme Garden: "Hit the Prozac, and don't you come back no more.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Coldfinger""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Dr., No!""
"Barry Cryer: "They Can't Take That Away From Me""
"Willie Rushton: "Urine The Money""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Yes Sir, That's My Baby""
"Graeme Garden: "Hernia Rose I Bring You""
"Barry Cryer: "I Want Some Diagnosis For A Blue Lady""
"Willie Rushton: "Testes Song At Twilight""