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"R. Lee Ermey - Conventioneer"
"French Stewart - Business Man #2"
"Laurie Metcalf - Mrs. Van Houten"
"Thomas Kopache - Mr. Simpson"
"Emily Procter - Debbie"
"Steven Weber - Marc Nussbaum"
"Valeria Golino - Terri"
"Richard Lewis - Peter"
"Julian Sands - Yuri Butso"
"Sasha Barrese - Tracy Garner"
"Some guys just can't handle Vegas"
"Whose baby is this?"
"Am I missing a tooth?"
"I stole a police car?!"
"What happened last night?"
"Where the hell is my tiger?"
"Have you seen this man?"
"Easy, tiger!"
"You mess with the wrong guy."
"Well, technically, I'm an escort."
"Bradley Cooper - Phil Wenneck"
"Ed Helms - Dr. Stuart "Stu" Price"
"Zach Galifianakis - Alan Garner"
"Justin Bartha - Doug Billings"
"Heather Graham - Jade"
"Jeffrey Tambor - Sid Garner"
"Ken Jeong - Leslie Chow"
"Rachael Harris - Melissa"
"Mike Tyson - Himself"
"Mike Epps - Black Doug"
"Jernard Burks - Leonard"
"Rob Riggle - Officer Franklin"
"Cleo King - Officer Garden"
"Bryan Callen - Eddie Palermo"
"That's nothing, it's a...birthmark."
"- "Gilly from Philly""
"- Mr. Ellis"
"- young Frank Sinatra impersonator/fake ID salesman"
"- themselves"
"- Mirage desk clerk"
"- "Girl in the Red Ferrari" (non-speaking cameo)"
"- Marty the Blackjack dealer"
"Juliette Brewer - Cousin Ruby Sue"
"- Cousin Vicki"
"- Cousin Catherine"
"- Audrey Griswold"
"- Russell "Rusty" Griswold"
"- Cousin Eddie"
"- Ellen Griswold"
"Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold"