Films Set In Las Vegas

"Roy - What a great audience."

"Jilly - That's it, kid. Now all we have to do is teach you how to dress."

"Honey, these boys ain't much to talk to, but, if you want a night away from your cat... they're more than fine."

"In this world, you’re either up on the stage in the spotlight, or down in the pit serving drinks"

"Lord is my witness, I hate this heat! If it isn't gluing your butt to the truck seat it's making you sweat like a farm animal!"

"I gotta warn ya Clark – they don’t play the same games that they do at them regular casinos"

"Whoa man it is a blazer out there. You're lucky you got air conditioning in here {Casino} - like mother nature intended."

"It's a bust, Las Vegas fun police, hand over your chips. ha ha ha ha"

"Don't worry, he's with me."

"Ahh Uban Coffee you know you can sprinkle that stuff on anything, ice cream, mashed potatoes or just eat it straight out of the can for a quick pick me up."

"Oh, yeah. That's from when I sold my kidney. I figured with all the advancements in modern science, I'd better sell it while someone still wanted to buy it. Smartest thing I ever did, Clark."

"Hey, kids. Round-up time!"

"My garden's spittin' out 50-lb tomatoes."

"Aw, she's got her mother's looks and her daddy's sense of balance."

"[to Wayne Newton] Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you!"

"Clark, have you ever tried to swim with the dolphins?"

"Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!"

"Security: "No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papagiorgio?" Rusty: "No sir, I do not require them.""

"It's expensive having an entourage."

"So I says to him, I said, "Get your own monkey!""

"Who would have thought my sister had the legs of a thoroughbred. Am I right?"

"I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car, I put a dollar in I won a car."

"Couldn't you just roll us around on the bed again."

"I've got news for you Clark. I haven't said yes, yet."

"Well, I don't know what you would do with your horses, because, Clark likes to use the garage for the cars and the lawn mower."

"I love what you've done with the kitchenette."

"You find the Clark Griswold that I married and you tell him that I'm at the Mirage!"

"Could be worse...you could be pregnant again."

"Clark, this is a family trip. Can you try to stay with the family."

"(after an attempt to have sex with Clark in the bathroom goes horribly wrong) I'll never fly again."

"My pen burst. (after hotel employee notices Clark's arm is blue from falling in the plane's toilet)"

"Oh, Keno! This is easy."

"...and he want's to enter that garden, with a knowledge, and a mulch..."

"Don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, Rus."

"His name is not Papagiorgio. His name is Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!"

"Eddie, This is great! They don't have any of these games at the Mirage."

"It's my long-life food preservative. The FDA finally approved it!"

"Hard six coming out."