"Genie: I don't hear anything; I think they're gone. Scrooge: Where are we? Genie: Well, it's not exactly the Ritz. Scrooge: Not the lamp? Genie: "Sorry about the smell. You get used to it after a coupla hundred years. Could you move your elbow, please?" Scrooge: GET ME OUT OF HERE!! Genie: (does so) Do you have to yell at me all the time? Scrooge: Hmph. I wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for you. Thanks to you, I've got a crazy animal act on my tail."

"Heavenly heather! The genie in the magic lamp! The fortunes I could own! I could have the world's biggest diamond! No! The world's biggest diamond mine! No-no! All the diamond mines! No! The entire mining industry! Yes yes yes! I can see that this is going to take some careful thought."

"Since when does a hat have a mind of its own?"

"Duckworth: Oh dear, Launchpad isn't answering. He must be on his way. Won't you go, sir? Scrooge: Aye, to work! Tell Launchpad he can take you to the ball."

"Scrooge: I told you, I'm not going to the ball! Duckworth: But sir, I've already arranged for Launchpad to take you to the society's mountain lodge. Scrooge: So cancel Launchpad! I'll not only save face, but my life as well."

"Nephews and Webby: Hellooooooo, Unca Scrooge. Scrooge: Don't you "Hellooooooo" me!"

"Mrs. Beakley, is this a ploy to get some vacation time?"

"Scrooge: I cannot work like this, Mrs. Featherby. I'm going home! Mrs. Featherby: But what about your lunch? Scrooge: Sell it!"

"D'oh! I knew that rat's prices were too good to be true!"

"Launchpad! Can't you even ride a camel without crashing it?"

"Why, oh why couldn't that woman have a fetish for rutabagas, or something?"

"Hold still, Magica! I get extra points for evil sorceress in this game!"

"Scrooge: Gyro was right; Bubba's already costing me money! I've got to get him away from here. I know - you can take care of him! Louie: But we gotta go to school! Scrooge: Fine! Take 'im to school. Take 'im to the zoo. Take 'im to the cleaners! But just take 'im away from me!"

"Bubba: Skooge home? Scrooge: No, Bubba, no home. Och, I'm starting to talk like him. Launchpad, how soon can we get back in the air? Launchpad: [The Millennium Shortcut is] in pretty deep, Mr. McDee. We're gonna need help. Bubba: Bubba help. Scrooge: You've helped enough already. Boys, you stay here. Bubba: Bubba come? Scrooge: No, Bubba stay. Launchpad come."

"Well, you get an A in home wreckonomics."

"You haven't seen the last of me, you purse snatchers from space!"

"A day without looking at me Money Bin is like a day without sunshine!"

"Scrooge: Donald! You can't be serious about this crazy idea; there's no profit in it! Donald: But I've already enlisted, Uncle Scrooge! I wanna see the world! Scrooge: So I'll buy you a globe!"

"Fair official: Scrooge McDuck, you didn't pay for your rides on the ferris wheel, airplane, or water slide. You owe us two dollars and fifty-nine cents! Scrooge: Just for three little rides? (sigh) I could've bought seven new hats for the price of this one! (double sigh!!)"

"A sea monster ate my ice creeeeeeeam!!!"

"Scrooge: A deal this sweet should be against the law. Police Officer: Scrooge McDuck, you're under arrest! Scrooge: Good joke, officer. I guess it is against the law."

"I didn't get rich by being stupid."

"This'll make a nice cover photo for Duckweek - Scrooge and his nephews... (Burger turns back to normal) ...playing Beagle Boys and Indians. BEAGLE BOYS??!"

"Oh no, you don't! Not unless you've got eighteen quadrillion bucks! And FIFTY CENTS!"

""You! There'll be no whistling while you work!" - A reference to the song "Whistle While You Work" from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"

"Scrooge: Why don't I show you my study? You can tell a lot about a man by his study. Meticulous study, meticulous business, I always say. (opens door, but hears an explosion and sees safe dropping into study) Bigtime (as Dewey): Uh-oh... Scrooge: (slams door shut) Forget the study! You can never tell a thing about a man by his study, I always say."

"You'd make a great sailor, Flintheart - on a submarine!"

"Robbers! Thieves! Politicians!"

"Dewey: Are you all right? Scrooge: Fortunately, I landed on my wallet."

"Louie: UNCLE SCROOGE!! YOU'RE IN QUICKSAND!! Scrooge: Oh, good, I thought I was getting weak. QUICKSAND?!"

"Scrooge: Excuse me, my good man, we need some transportation to-- Shop owner: No! All out! Go! Monsapi soon! Scrooge: Monsapi? Must be some sort of local festival."

"HD&L: We missed you, Unca Scrooge! Scrooge: Missed me?! What'd you throw at me?"

""No man is poor who can do what he likes to do once in a while! And I like to dive around in my money like a porpoise! And burrow through it like a gopher! And toss it up and let it hit me on the head!" Only a poor old man by Carl Barks."

"I made [my money] on the seas, and in the mines, and in the cattle wars of the old frontier! I made it by being tougher than the toughies, and smarter than the smarties! And I made it square!"

"I can't go on like this - losing a billion dollars a minute! I'll be broke in 600 years!"

"That's the trouble with you young scallawags of today... You expect to start in at the top instead of working up from the bottom, like I did!"

""Here I sit in this big lonely dump, waiting for Christmas to pass! Bah! That silly season when everybody loves everybody else! A Curse on it! Me - I'm different! Everybody hates me, and I hate everybody!" - First line, in Christmas on Bear Mountain (1947)"

"What's the big idea?"

"Hiya, toots!"

"Aw, phooey!"

"Oh boy oh boy oh boy!"

"Mathematics? That's for eggheads! - Donald in Mathmagicland (1959)"

"Four dollars is very little money when you got 'em; but a heck of a lot of money when you ain't got 'em. - "A Christmas for Shacktown" (1952)"

"Am I glad to be a citizen of the United States of America! Oooh! - Der Fuehrer's Face (1943)"

"Maybe I'm just a duck, but I'm human! - Early to Bed (1941)"

"Doggone it! I might as well be in a concentration camp! - Timber (1941)"

""I'm flying high, up in the sky, watching the world go by." - Window Cleaners (1940)"

""So you jackass, I'm gonna knock you good! Uh Oh." - Don Donald (1937)"

""Who me? Oh, no! I've got a belly ache!" - first words, The Wise Little Hen (1934)"

"Mickey: Goofy, are you all right? Goofy: I'm all right, but muh chewin' gum got all salty!"