"Oh, a hunter doesn't worry me, Woo Hoo Hoo, Woo Hoo Hoo! A Hunter doesn't worry me because I'm Daffy Duck When a hunter shoots his gun at me, A BANG BANG BANG [tap tap tap] When a hunter shoots his gun at me, he's just out of luck!"

"Of course you realize, this means war."

"Obviously I'm dealing with inferior mentalities. -- What Makes Daffy Duck?"

"[When Daffy Duck of warner Brothers engages in a musical piano duel with Donald Duck of Walt Disney] This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment! -- Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

"I've worked with a lot of wise-quackers, but you are dethpsicable! -- Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

"I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible. WOO HOO!"

"[film sticks between frames NOW what? [from the upper frame] What are you doing down there? "Down here? What are you doing up there? [mockingly motioning to the audience] DOWN here." [upper Daffy pulls up lower Daffy and the frames align properly] Listen, bub, if you wasn't me, I'd smack you right in the puss! Don't let that bother ya, Jack! Okay, buddy! You asked for it! -- Duck Amuck"

"I think you're pretty tough, don't I?!"

"I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a greedy craven little coward. - Ducking The Devil"

"I can't help it. I'm a greedy slob. It's my hobby. Save me! -- Ali Baba Bunny"

"I'm rich! I'm a happy miser! -- Ali Baba Bunny"

"It's mine, ya understand? Mine, MINE, all MINE!, get back in there!, down down down!, go go go!, mine mine mine! MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -- Ali Baba Bunny"

"This dressing room is so small I have to step outside to change my mind!"

"Daffy: Plotz!! Mr. Plotz: Daffy, what can I do for you? Daffy: It's this Cat & Birdy show! Mr. Plotz: What about it? Daffy: I demand it be changed to The Duck & Daffy Duckeroonie Daffy Ducky Duck Cartoonie Show! Mr. Plotz: But-- Daffy: No "but"s, Plotz! Change it or I'm walking! Yakko: I've got dibs on his parking space. -Kids' WB! promo"

"Even though you're kind of little, I'll teach you how to spray your spittle!" - Tiny Toon Adventures, "The Looney Beginning"

"The Warners'] first cartoon was the most bizarre thing I'd ever seen. If I remember it correctly, eh, they had flypaper stuck on their fannies. [their 1931 cartoon short "Flies in the Ointment" shows that the Warners were having a sticky situation with the flypapers onto their fannies] It was an okay cartoon for a short, but this thing went on for eight hours! Eight hours!" - Animaniacs, "The Warners' 65th Anniversary Special"

"Loud Kiddington: DUCK! Daffy: Will you please knock that off!? Sheesh! A bird could develop a complex around here! - Histeria!, "Hooray for Presidents""

"I tell ya J.F, it'll be a smash! Honey, I Shrunk the Laundry, starring Daffy Duck! Whaddaya think? (is kicked out) Philistines!" - Tiny Toon Adventures, "The Looney Beginning"

"Ooooooo-eeeee! Sorry to cut off the tunes, fellow vagrants, but I'm Patch Scartissue, and I want you all to see that I ain't afraid of nothin', not even paper cuts! [slits his finger with an envelope] Aaaaaaah!!" [faints] - "Boar to be Riled"

"Cutesy wutesy sugar plum? No! Hideous, terrifying monster? Yes!" - "Pet Peeved"

"Did I miss the Great Pumpkin?! Did he leave us any toys?!" - "Pet Peeved"

"Captain Star Johnson: Dodgers, nothing can stop you from being a washout on your time. But wen you're forced to share a seat IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU WOULD ATTEMPT TO ACT LIKE AN OFFICER! Daffy: You know, if I didn't know better...I'd say you had some doubts about my captaining abilities. Captain Star Johnson: I think you are completely devoid of merit. Daffy:Just too bad you don't have the courage to speak your mind... Captain Star Johnson: YOU'RE A DANGER TO YOURSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU! Daffy: Why don't you tell me what you really think Johnson, or ARE YOU TOO SCARED?! Captain Star Johnson: A DISGRACE to all who wear the uniform. A Biological mistake! Daffy: Oh, don't try to sweet-talk me now! Its too late! "Clean Bill of Health""

"Daffy: Greetings Captain, looks like you could use a hand. Captain Star Johnson: Actually no, we can handle... Daffy: My pleasure, Dodgers Out!" Clean Bill of Health""

"Porky: But you don't know anything about Martian technology. Daffy: No, but I am good at breaking things. - Duck Dodgers, "Invictus Interruptus""

"Daffy: Well, kids, don't let anyone tell you this show isn't realistic! - "Invictus Interruptus""

"Daffy: I don't believe it! We kill ourselves to pull off an impossible assignment just so some glory hound can swoop in and take all the credit! - "Invictus Interruptus""

"Porky: Uh, Captain? Since you're in charge, shouldn't you be in front? Daffy: Nope, that's the first thing they teach you in Protectorate academy. Protect the important people, disposable drones to the front. It's kinda like the pawns in checkers."

"So, this is how it ends. Up to my armpits in filth, about to be devoured by a creature I thought would love me forever. Reminds me of my first marriage." - "Pet Peeved"

"Wow! You're brighter than Las Vegas at Christmastime!" - "Pet Peeved"

"Cadet! You're all right... I mean, besides the fact that you seemed to have completely lost your mind." "Of Course You Know This Means War and Peace Part 2"

"General Z-9: Dodgers, I loathe you! Daffy: You love me? Yuck! What is it with you Martians? - "Of Course You Know This Means War and Peace Part 2""

"Daffy: So, what do you think? Could today end our mutual hatred? Marvin: Highly unlikely, Dodgers. Whether at war or peace, I shall always loathe you! Daffy: You shall always love me?! Eeeew! Marvin: I said loathe, you idiot! Daffy: Did not! Marvin: Did too! Daffy: You love a duck! Marvin: I do not! Daffy: Do too!- "Of Course You Know This Means War and Peace Part 1""

"I.Q. Hi: This is I.Q. Hi, calling Duck Dodgers. Daffy: Yeah, I recognize you by now. - "Diva Delivery""

"(while trying to lift Porky) "I knew I should've cast Speedy Gonzales as my sidekick!" - "Invictus Interruptus""

"A Methersthmidt. A whole Meth of Mthersthmidts...a METH of METHERSTHMIDTS! - Daffy The Commando"

"A SMASHING FRONTAL ATTACK ON ENEMY REAR?! - Draftee Daffy"

"...because I'm a SPLIT PERSONALITY, that's why not! I'm two people in one! A schit - a schit - a SCHITZOPHRENIAC!! - The Prize Pest"

"Daffy: Don't let it worry ya, Skipper. I'm just a crazy, darn fool duck. Hoo-hoo Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo... - Porky's Duck Hunt"

"I'm allergic to pain, save me!"

"I can't stand pain, it hurts me! -- The Abominable Snow Rabbit"

"I am a duck bent on self-preservation. -- Duck! Rabbit! Duck!"

"H-Y-M-I-E! H-Y-M-I-E! H-Y-M-I-E!! H-Y-M-I-E!! H-Y-M-I-E!! HYMIE!!! - Daffy Duck Slept Here"

"Hoo-Hoo, Hoo-Hoo!"

"Hocus pocus. Flippety flam. A razzamatazz and ALACAZAM!!"

"HO! HA HA! GUARD! TURN! PARRY! DODGE! SPIN! HA! THRUST! [WHACK! His bill bends upwards] - Robin Hood Daffy"

"Ha ha, it's me again! WOO HOO WOO HOO! - Daffy Duck in Hollywood"

"HEY! What's the matter with me? I'M DUCK TWACY!!! Now to find the gangsters' hideout! - The Great Piggy Bank Robbery"

"I got him now, I got him now! HEY, BUB, YOU NEED A HOUSE TO GO WITH THIS DOOR-KNOB!! -- The Stupor Salesman"

"Gruesome, isn't it?"

"Get me a proctologist right away!"