"Mickey: Come on, Goofy, it's a beautiful day! Let's go out and shoot some golf! Goofy: Golf? Are they in season? Mickey: That's just an expression! You don't really shoot anything! You use clubs! Goofy: And beat thuh little rascals to death? That's not fair! Mickey: Never mind! I'll explain it when we get there! Goofy: Where are we goin'? Mickey: We'll go out to Seaside Golf Course! There won't be many people out there today! Goofy: That's good! I'd hate tuh have anybody see me hittin' those poor little golfs!"

"(trying to go up a chimney) "I wonder if Santa ever had this much trouble.""

"I gotta get me an agent..."

"Once upon a time, in a cabin in the snow, two cousins who didn't trust each other were trying to steal the bag of money sitting on the floor in front of me. So neither one of them went to sleep because neither one of them could be trusted. The end!"

""Your powers are weak, old man." (to Obi-Wan Kenobi)"

""... the person who you thought was the villain, is really the victim." - George Lucas in the documentary, The Chosen One"

""He's more machine now, than man. Twisted and evil." - Obi-Wan Kenobi (to Luke Skywalker)"

""Your father was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker, and became Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man that was your father was destroyed." - Obi-Wan Kenobi (to Luke Skywalker)"

""You will not stop me, Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us!" - Darth Sidious (to Yoda)"

""Twisted by the Dark Side, young Skywalker has become. The boy you trained... gone he is... consumed by Darth Vader." —Yoda (to Obi-Wan)"

""So... you have a twin sister? Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me; now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the dark side, then perhaps she will." (referring to Luke's sister, Leia)"

"Luke: "Your thoughts betray you, father. I feel the good in you, the conflict." Vader: "There is no conflict." Luke: "You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before, and I don't believe you'll destroy me now." Vader: "You under estimate the power of the dark side. If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny!""

"You are unwise to lower your defenses!"

"You don't know the power of the Dark Side. I must obey my master."

"It is too late for me, my son."

"Vader: "So, you have accepted the truth?" Luke: "I've accepted the truth that you were once Anakin Skywalker, my father." Vader: "That name no longer has any meaning for me.""

"Indeed you are powerful, as the Emperor has forseen."

"I see you have constructed a new lightsaber. Your skills are complete."

"What of the reports of the rebel fleet massing near Sullust?"

"Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong."

"He will come to me?"

"The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."

"He is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress."

"You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule."

"Vader: (through the Force) "Luke." Luke: (lying in the Millennium Falcon's med bay) "Father?" Vader: "Son, come with me.""

"Alert my Star Destroyer to prepare for my arrival."

"Vader: "What is thy bidding, my Master?" Palpatine: "There is a great disturbance in the Force." Vader: "I have felt it." Palpatine: "We have a new enemy: Luke Skywalker." Vader: "Yes, my Master." Palpatine: "He could destroy us." Vader: "He's just a boy, Obi-Wan can no longer help him". Palpatine: "The Force is strong with him. The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi." Vader: "If he could be turned, he would become a powerful ally..." Palpatine: "Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?" Vader: "He will join us, or die, Master.""

"Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses."

"Don't make me destroy you."

"Obi-Wan has taught you well."

"You have failed me for the last time, Admiral."

"What is thy bidding, my master?"

"Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son!"

"Vader: "Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and bring order to the galaxy." Luke: "I'll never join you!" Vader: "If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father..." Luke: "He told me enough... he told me you killed him." Vader: "No... I am your father.""

"Impressive... Most impressive."

"Perhaps you are not as strong as the Emperor thought."

"All too easy."

"The Force is with you young Skywalker... but you are not a Jedi yet."

"I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further."

"Vader: "There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millennium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No disintegrations." Boba Fett: "As you wish.""

""Apology accepted, Captain Needa." (after Force-choking him to death)"

""I have you now!" (attempting to shoot down Luke Skywalker)"

""The Force is strong with this one." (about Luke Skywalker)"

"This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, and will soon see the end of the Rebellion."

""When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the master." (to Obi-Wan Kenobi)"

"Palpatine: "Lord Vader, can you hear me?" Vader: "Yes, Master. Where is Padmé? Is she safe? Is she alright?" Palpatine:"It seems, in your anger, you killed her." Vader: "I... I couldn't have. She was alive! I felt it!" (screams violently and destroys many medical droids) "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!""

"Obi-Wan: "You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!" Vader (screaming): "I hate you!" Obi-Wan: "You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.""

"Obi-Wan: "It's over, Anakin! I have the high-ground!" Vader: "You underestimate my power!" Obi-Wan: "Don't try it.""

"Obi-Wan: "I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you." Vader: "I should've known the Jedi were plotting to take over!" Obi-Wan: "Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil!" Vader: "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" Obi-Wan: "Well, then you are lost!" Vader: "This is the end for you, my master.""

"Obi-Wan Kenobi: "You have allowed this Dark Lord to twist your mind, until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy." Darth Vader: "Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the Dark Side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire!" Obi-Wan: "Your new empire?" Vader: "Don't make me kill you." Obi-Wan: "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, TO DEMOCRACY!!" Vader: "If you're not with me, then you're my enemy!" Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must." Vader: "You will try.""