"[whispering while typing] I love the way your sandy hair floats in the air...To me it's like a lullaby...I'm just flying by...Oh so high...like a kite...tied to a stake."

"[last lines; to Kip and LaFawnduh who ride on the horse] Lucky!"

"[to Kip and LaFawnduh at wedding] I hope you guys' experiences are unforgettable."

"Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys."

"Six dollars? That's like a dollar an hour!"

"Tina, come get some ham!"

"You know like numchuck (sic) skills...bowhunting skills...computer hacking skills...Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"

"Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food. EAT THE FOOD!"

"You got like three feet of air that time. Can I try it really quick?"

"What the heck are you even talking about?"

"[to Pedro] Just listen to your heart. That's what I do."

"[to Deb] I like your sleeves...they're real big."

"Are you guys having a killer time?"

"[to Trisha over the phone] Really? It took me, like, 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."

"[while hitting a tetherball repeatedly] [hit] Yes! [hit] Yes! [hit] Yes!"

"[to Deb] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore."

"Yeah, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff."

"Yeah, hold on...I forgot to put in the crystals."

"Pedro offers you his protection."

"Ben Bodé - Mitchell"

"Brandon Crawford - Couch Kid #2"

"James 'Kimo' Wills - Eddie"

"Brendan Sexton - Warren"

"Coyote Shivers - Berko"

"Ethan Embry - Mark"

"Renee Zellweger - Gina"

"Robin Tunney - Debra"

"Johnny Whitworth - A.J."

"Liv Tyler - Corey Mason"

"Rory Cochrane - Lucas"

"Debi Mazar - Jane"

"Maxwell Caulfield - Rex Manning"

"Anthony LaPaglia - Joe Reaves"

"What's with today, today?"

"This music is the glue of the world. It holds it all together."

"Damn the Man! Save the Empire!"

"They're selling music but not selling out."

"Open 'til Midnight."

"[into television camera] Damn the man. Save the Empire."

"[answers phone] Empire Records, we're open 'til midnight. [pause] Midnight."

"We mustn't dwell... no, not today. We CAN'T. Not on Rex Manning day!"

"[on the loudspeaker] Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by night manager, Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. [chuckles] Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records."

"Five strangers with nothing in common, except each other."

"They were five total strangers, with nothing in common, meeting for the first time. A brain, a beauty, a jock, a rebel and a recluse. Before the day was over, they broke the rules. Bared their souls and touched each other in a way they never dreamed possible."