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April 10, 2026
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"Tess Harper - Abigail Trant"
"Sam Waterston - Matthew Trant"
"When this movie was over, I sat quietly for a moment so that I could feel the arc of its story being completed in my mind. They had done it: They had found a way all the way from the beginning to the end of this material, which is so fraught with peril, and never stepped wrong, not even at the end, when everything could have come tumbling down. “The Man in the Moon” is a wonderful movie, but it is more than that, it is a victory of tone and mood. It is like a poem."
"When two people really care about each other, they try to understand things. Even when it's hard."
"Maureen, have you ever liked somebody so much, it almost made you sick?"
"[on loudspeaker] Attention. Camp North Star, senior staff, counselors, counselors-in-training, please rise for our national anthem. [plays bagpipe music] How about that anthem, huh? Gee, I don't know about you, but I just get a great big lump in my throat every time I hear it. Well, it's, uh, seven o'five in the, uh, AM and it's, uh... Wow! Forty-three degrees on the old Camp North Star weather dial. That is kind of nippy for a June twenty-five, isn't it? Whew. I'm Tripper Harrison. [gets out of bed] AHH!! AHHHHH!!! Ahhhhh, I'm your head counselor. And this is my wake-up show. I'll be coming at you every morning, about this time, hoping to make your summer camp experience the best available... in this price range. Of course, across the lake, over at Camp Mohawk, uh, they won't be getting up for another hour or so. And when they do, they will be awakened by servants bearing croissants and café au lait. [turns on the coffee and spits] Oops, hope I didn't hit anybody. But over here, at Camp North Star this morning, we're gonna be having a delicious gruel breakfast and don't forget to ask for seconds because it's all the gruel you can eat."
"Michael Kirby - Eddy"
"Norma Dell'Agnese - Brenda"
"Matt Craven - Hardware"
"Margot Pinvidic - Jackie"
"Todd Hoffman - Wheels"
"Cindy Girling - Wendy"
"Keith Knight - Larry "Fink" Finkelstein"
"Jack Blum - Spaz"
"Sarah Torgov - Candace"
"Kristine DeBell - A.L."
"Russ Banham - Crockett"
"Kate Lynch - Roxanne"
"Harvey Atkin - Morty "Mickey" Melnick"
"Chris Makepeace - Rudy Gerner"
"Bill Murray - Tripper Harrison"
"The Sumer Camp That Makes You Untrustworthy, Disloyal, Unhelpful, Unfriendly, Discourteous, Unkind, Disobedient, and Very Hilarious."
"Are you ready for a good time?"
"The C.I.T's: [singing] We are the C.I.T.s so pity us. The kids are brats; the food is hideous. We're gonna smoke and drink and fool around. We're nookie-bound!... We are the North Star C.I.T.s!"
"[on loudspeaker] Important announcement: some hunters have been seen in the woods near Piney Ridge Trail and the Fish and Game Commission has raised the legal kill limit on campers to three, so if you're hiking today, please wear something bright and keep low. Good luck."
"[on loudspeaker] Attention, campers. Arts and crafts has been canceled due to bad taste. All junior girls are now junior boys...and Nurse DeMarco says that the raccoon fever epidemic is officially over."
"[enters the dance] Okay! Virgins on the right, non-virgins on the left. You fellas can divide them up any way you like."
"Guys, it’s important for us to hustle at both ends of the court. We gotta make the offense work. We gotta play that big tough D, we gotta contain their big men inside. We gotta crash the boards on offense. We can’t give them the baseline at any price. But more important than the score of this game is to score at the big social at our place tonight. So, I want you guys to go out there and protect your balls at any cost. Bruce Lee, patron of self defense, pray for us!"
"[on loudspeaker] Attention all campers! Uh, it's now 9:30 and that's lights out time; 9:30 as you know. Tomorrow is Parent's Day and you must look rested or Morty will be sent to the state penitentiary."
"[on loudspeaker] Attention! Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef." Congratulations, Jeffery. You've just won a brand new Chrysler Cordoba and you can pick it up at Morty's office."
"[on loudspeaker] Attention, all campers. Afternoon swim schedule is as follows: Advanced Dolphins, report to the dock for survival swimming and IQ testing. All Senior Silverfish, meet on the beach for nude sunbathing. Junior Salmon, Trout and Herring, report to the nearest delicatessen. Six-year-old Tadpoles, report to the swamp. And all Lobsters, get outta here! You're a menace!"
"[to Rudy] Hey, you must be the short, depressed kid we ordered. Glad you could make it."
"Keke Palmer - Akeelah Anderson"
"Julito McCullum - Terrence"
"Lee Thompson Young - Devon"
"You know that feeling where everything feels right? Where you don't have to worry about tomorrow or yesterday, where you feel safe and know you're doing the best you can? There's a word for that, it's called love. L-O-V-E."
"Erica Hubbard - Kiana"
"Sahara Garey - Georgia Carver"
"Sean Michael Afable - Dylan Chiu"
"J.R. Villarreal - Javier Mendez"
"Curtis Armstrong - Bob Welch"
"Angela Bassett - Tanya Anderson"
"Laurence Fishburne - Dr. Joshua Larabee"
"Terrence: Man, that's a white word if I ever heard one. It's a trick. Stop playing!"
"Now O-Dog was the craziest nigga alive. America's nightmare: Young, black, and didn't give a fuck."
"Clifton Collins, Jr. - Vato #2"
"Samuel Monroe Jr. - Ilena's Cousin"
"Erin Leshawn Wiley - Ilena"
"Cynthia Calhoun - Jackee"
"Saafir - Harold Lawson"