"Let me tell you something, I don't care about being your stupid prom queen. I'm 25 years old. I'm an undercover reporter for the Chicago Sun Times and I've been beating my brains out trying to impress you people. Let me tell you something, Gibby, Kirsten, Kristin, you will spend your lives trying to keep others down because it makes you feel more important. Why her? Let me tell you about this girl, she is unbelievable. I was new here and she befriended me no questions asked. But you, you were only my friend after my brother, Rob, posed as a student and told you to like me. All of you people, there is a big world out there... bigger than prom, bigger than high school and it won't matter if you were the prom queen, the quarterback of the football team, or the biggest nerd in school. Find out who you are and try not to be afraid of it."

"Wow, that was just like "Carrie!" I thought she was gonna kill us all."

"All you need is for one person to think you're cool, and you're in. Everyone else will be scared to question it."

"Somebody once said, "To write well, you have to write what you know." Well, here is what you know..."

"Some things are worth waiting for"

"Rob, you're not going to believe it, I made friends with a whole table of rastafari. Not just one, a whole table... You know what's a weird word? Fork. Oh my God, someone ate my entire pie! I don't know how that happened!"

"Hey, Guy, guys, Guy's guys!"

"I'm the coleslaw king of the world!"

"Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller"

"I'm not Josie Grossie anymore!"

"David Arquette - Rob Geller"

"Sean Whalen - Merkin"

"Martha Hackett - Mrs. Knox"

"Jenny Bicks - Miss Haskell"

"Garry Marshall - Rigfort"

"Branden Williams - Tommy"

"Cress Williams - George"

"Katie Lansdale - Tracy"

"Denny Kirkwood - Billy Prince"

"Marissa Jaret Winokur - Sheila"

"Maya McLaughlin - Lara"

"James Franco - Jason"

"Jessica Alba - Kirsten"

"Jordan Ladd - Gibby"

"Giuseppe Andrews - Denominator"

"Marley Shelton - Kristen"

"Leelee Sobieski - Aldys"

"Molly Shannon - Anita"

"John C. Reilly - Augustus "Gus" Strauss"

"Octavia Spencer - Cynthia"

"Jeremy Jordan - Guy Perkins"

"Michael Vartan - Sam Coulson"

"Thomas Ian Nicholas - Ferdie"

"Elijah Wood - Mike"

"Joseph Mazzello - Bobby"

"Somewhere inside every person...someplace inside every heart...is a power that turns fear into courage...and makes dreams take flight. ...Powered by imagination."

"Tom Hanks - Older Mike / Narrator (uncredited)"

"History is all in the mind of the teller. Truth is all in the telling."

"[about The King] Bobby: He's coming back, Mike. It's not mom's fault, but he's coming back."

"Powered by imagination."

"Lorraine Bracco - Mary"

"There are seven lost secret fascinations and abilities. They are that: animals can talk; your favorite blanket is woven from a fabric so mighty, that once pulled over your head, it becomes an impenetrable force field, nothing is too heavy to lift with the aid of a cape; your hand, held forefinger out and thumb up, actually fires bullets; jumping from any height with an umbrella is completely safe; monsters exist and can be both seen an done battle with; and the greatest, most special and regrettable loss of all: the ability to fly."

"[When the bullies showed up] We knew we were dead instantly, the way you always know you're in for it when bigger kids show up. It's a sixth sense you never lose."

"[on getting the idea to sell golf balls] It was money, I didn't know how it would help but I knew we were better off if we had some than if we didn't."

"From that moment on, I realized Bobby was my responsibility."

"John Heard - Jim Daugherty"

"We called him 'The king', because... that's what he liked to be called."

"Ben Johnson - Geronimo Bill"

"Adam Baldwin - Jack "The King""

"Garette Ratliff - Chad"