"You wanna know what's great? Last night, I woke up in the middle of the night to make myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and you know, it was my kitchen, it was my refrigerator, it was my apartment...and it was the BEST peanut butter and jelly sandwich that I have had in my entire life."

"I'm just so tired, Billy. Never thought I'd be so tired at 22."

"[to Jules] So, you lost your job? I've lost twenty of them since graduation, plus a wife and kid, and, in a new development this morning, a handful of hair in the shower drain. [puts a blanket on her] That's better. You know, this smells to me like a little bit of self-created drama. I should know; I've been starring in a few of my own."

"Jules, you know, honey... this isn't real. You know what it is? It's St. Elmo's Fire. Electric flashes of light that appear in dark skies out of nowhere. Sailors would guide entire journeys by it, but the joke was on them... there was no fire. There wasn't even a St. Elmo. They made it up. They made it up because they thought they needed it to keep them going when times got tough, just like you're making up all of this. We're all going through this. It's our time at the edge."

"Hey! Hey, take your hands off my wife."

"Do not hand that man a blowtorch."

"Join the club. You know, no one was buying this together-woman-of-the-eighties stuff anyway."

"[to Naomi] Well, for your information, I happen to be in love with someone, only they don't know it, okay?"

"We won't even remember this tomorrow."

"Love, love, you know what love is? Love is an illusion created by lawyer types like yourself to perpetuate another illusion called marriage to create the reality of divorce and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers."

"Emilio Estevez - Kirby "Kirbo" Keager"

"No diet works. The only way to lose weight in the thighs is amputation."

"[about Dale] She is the only evidence of God I have seen with the exception of the mysterious force that removes one sock from the dryer every time I do my laundry."

"There are several quintessential moments in a man's life: losing his virginity, getting married, becoming a father, and having the right girl smile at you."

"Blowtorch, anyone?"

"You know, there are more people in law school right now than there are lawyers on the entire planet? Think about that."

"[repeated line] Love sucks."

"I enjoy being afraid of Russia. It's a harmless fear, but it makes America feel better, Russia gets an inflated sense of national worth from our paranoia. How's that?"

"Never trust a woman who says she isn't angry."

"[to Jules] You know Jules, there is the brink of insanity and then there is the abyss, which obviously you have fallen into."

"[to Leslie] Yeah, once. Junior high, I played bongos in this band and I fell in love with the lead singer. She sang "We've Only Just Begun" as sweet as Karen Carpenter. So, one night, I got high on this cheap malt liquor, and I pledged my love to her. And the next day she ran off with a bass player named Ringo. So, I turned in my bongos for a battered Underwood typewriter."

"Give me your car keys... now!"

"I can see we have to take this slowly. Mer... maid. Mermaid. Fabled marine creature, half-woman, half-fish, best known for sitting on rocks, staring into mirrors, and obsessively combing our long, beautiful hair. Blah, blah, blah."

"When you help a mermaid, you get a wish."

"He still chooses her over me? She's a FISH!"

"Bhasker Patel - Kyrano"

"Harvey Virdi - Onaha"

"Dominic Colenso - Virgil Tracy"

"Ben Torgersen - Gordon Tracy"

"Deobia Oparei - Mullion"

"Lex Shrapnel - John Tracy"

"Rose Keegan - Transom"

"Brady Corbet - Alan Tracy"

"Bill Paxton - Jeff Tracy"

"Ben Kingsley - Hood"

"[Alan wants to use the Thunderizer to escape] But Alan, this equipment is only to be used in case of an emergency! [Tintin and Alan look at him] I guess this qualifies!"

"Vanessa Hudgens - Tin-Tin"

"[last lines] Thunderbirds are go!"

"Soren Fulton - Fermat Hackenbacker"

"Sophia Myles - Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward"

"Ron Cook - Aloysius Parker"

"Anthony Edwards - Ray "Brains" Hackenbacker"

"Philip Winchester - Scott Tracy"

"Felicity Jones - Beth Fischer"

"Peter Vaughan - Grandpa"

"[to Jonathan] You haven't lived a bloody day since, have you? I mean what else have you achieved in the last 20 years? I've read your other work, and it sure ain't Tolstoy. Unless it's the sequel: "Bore and Cease"."

"[in college cafeteria] I have never seen so many ugly men in all my life. I mean look at them, they're trying to wear their brains on the outside."

"Jessica Brown Findlay - Emelia"

"Julia Ormond - Joa Fischer"

"Sebastian Koch - Jonathan Fischer"